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(2)December 15 MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART! (1)December 9 MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL (4)December 7 SANTA HAS COVID! (0)December 2 MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE (2)November 30 MULE ELECTED MAYOR (3)November 25 ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM! (3)November 23 MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!” (1)November 20 PAGE 5 HONEY – ANGELLA KATHERINE (6)November 19 DELAWARE IS MISSING! (7)November 17 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)November 13 GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS! (0)November 12 ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN! (0)November 11 BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?! (3)November 11 CAPITALIST PIG! (1)November 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH (1)November 6 HYPNOTIZED WOMAN LANDS PLANE – SAVES HUNDREDS (1)November 5 DRIVER DRAGS BOULDER ACROSS THREE STATES (1)November 3 ASTEROID HITS PEORIA RICOCHETS BACK INTO SPACE! (1)October 28 MAN IS REAL LIFE RIP VAN WINKLE (1)October 23 ASTEROID STILL HEADING FOR PEORIA ON ELECTION DAY! (3)October 20 THE BIG SLEEP (3)October 18 BLOODY MARY FOOD DELIVERY (1)October 16 LETTER FROM THE EDITOR (1)October 15 NEWS SCHEDULED TO END (0)October 13 LAKE ERIE MONSTER SPOTTED IN CLEVELAND IS ACTUALLY A STEELER FAN! (0)October 13 ABE LINCOLN WAS OBSESSED WITH MAYONNAISE! (3)October 12 IS TV’S TONY DANZA OUT TO ‘OUT-GOOP’ GWYNETH? (2)October 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH BY SAZU JEJUNE (1)October 9 HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO! (0)October 7 BROOKLYN MAN HASN’T STOPPED DANCING SINCE 1977! (5)October 6 BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS (2)October 5 COOKING WITH TOOTHPASTE (0)October 5 RUSSIANS HACKED MY DVR! (0)October 2 GRIZZLY BEAR PIED PIPER (0)October 1 TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE (2)September 29 JERSEY DEVIL DEMANDS NJ hockey TEAM change ITS NAME! (1)September 28 PUTIN SINGS! (0)September 28 TWO WELL-DIGGING BROTHERS DISCOVER UNDERGROUND EMPIRE! (2)September 28 PROFESSORS TO GET TENURE INTO THE AFTERLIFE! (0)September 22 ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK! (5)September 22 DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE! (0)September 21 BRING BACK WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! (3)September 18 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune (1)September 16 BEVERLY HILLS BIRTHDAY CLOWNS GO ROGUE! (1)September 16 300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE. (5)September 16 ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE (2)September 10 GHOST MURDERER! (0)September 10 WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS TO CALL IT QUITS (2)September 9 JIG SAW DANCER. THE FIRST CHAMP! (0)September 8 PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE! (1)September 8 ANTHEMIC SAL! HE SUMS UP THE ENTIRE YEAR — in SONG! (0)September 3 LOCH NESS MONSTER SIGNS WITH DISNEY! (1)September 3 PIZZA HOLDS SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE! (1)September 2 MASSACHUSETTS MAN SAVES TODDLERS FROM VICIOUS FISHER CAT! (5)August 27 THE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER, BOB, REVEALED! (2)August 27 FOR THE FALL: HAZMAT SUIT CHIC (1)August 27 HOLLYWOOD TO USE REAL MONSTERS IN NEW MONSTER MOVIES! (1)August 26 ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH ON ELECTION DAY?! (1)August 23 THIS IS THE ONE – Sal TAKES A VACATION (0)August 21 MAN HAS MOLE REMOVED FROM FOREHEAD (0)August 18 US CORPORATIONS RECRUITING EMPLOYEES THROUGH SUPERNATURAL METHODS! (1)August 12 SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE! (2)August 11 I SURVIVED THE WAVE FROM HELL! (0)August 7 BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST! (1)August 7 56-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS ANIMAL CROSSING (0)August 5 BRUTE TAMED BY PIXIES! (1)August 4 CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE AND PUPPETS? (0)July 31 WOMAN MARRIES HER TEDDY BEAR! (1)July 31 BARNEY GETS JACKED! (3)July 29 VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES (1)July 29 DOLPHIN SIGHTED WEARING OLD CAMPAIGN GEAR (0)July 27 AMERICAN BEARS VOW NOT TO ATTACK CAMPERS WEARING MASKS! (1)July 26 ALONE TOGETHER – SAL KNOWS WHAT’S GOING DOWN (1)July 24 WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ON AMERICAN TOUR! (0)July 23 DEAR DOTTI – MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS (2)July 23 MAN POSSESSED BY MAGIC 8 BALL! (1)July 20 TRAINER WHO MARRIED A DOLPHIN IS PREGNANT! (1)July 16 GIANT GREEN FOOT FOUND IN JOLLY GREEN VALLEY RIVER! (1)July 14 SCIENTISTS DISCOVER EMOJI BUGS! (2)July 13 GUNSLINGER REINCARNATED AS STRIPPER! (1)July 10 WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SPATULA! (3)July 8 BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA! (0)July 6 LACK OF FIREWORK DISPLAYS FORCED THOUSANDS TO LIGHT THEIR FARTS (1)July 5 POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST! (1)July 3 EQUIVOCAL OPTIMISM! SAL SINGS OF HARD CLIMB BACK (0)July 3 PORTAL TO HECK! (2)July 2 BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK. (11)June 30 SOY MILK TURNS BOY INTO WARTHOG! (1)June 30 DEAR DOTTI (4)June 26 UFOS OVER HOUSTON (2)June 25 TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP (0)June 23 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)June 19 GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE (34)June 19 TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED! (0)June 17 MYSTERIOUS CLOWNS TERRIFY TOWN (1)June 17 GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO! (1)June 16 WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM (1)June 15 HOLLYWOOD SET TO RE-OPEN! (1)June 15 DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY! (4)June 15 IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET! (3)June 13 POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED! (8)June 12 BOY MEETS GIRL, BOY LOSES GIRL—TO QUARANTINE! (2)June 11 GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE! (1)June 10 LESTER CAINE REPORT: TRUSTWORTHINESS IN MEDIA (3)June 9 ARE YOU JUDGEMENTAL? (3)June 8 GHOST-B-GONE (1)June 7 MAN CLAIMS ‘UNLUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA’ PRIZE FOR THIRD YEAR IN A ROW. (2)June 6 PAGE 5 HONEY (6)June 4 GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY! (4)June 3 MAN USES MUMMY WRAPPINGS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF TP (3)June 2 MONK LEVITATES… AND GETS STUCK! (3)May 31 BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT (3)May 29 FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR! (3)May 28 THE KEYS TO REOPENING – SAL DONATO (2)May 27 WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA! (0)May 27 SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G (1)May 26 HERE COMES KING KOW! (2)May 26 LANA DEL REY’S NEW ALBUM “QUESTION FOR THE CULTURE” (2)May 20 TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING (2)May 20 SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION CASES IN U.S. ON THE RISE (2)May 19 LESTER CAINE: MIND CLEANSE! (2)May 18 INVISIBLE BIBLE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF SEA! (3)May 15 U.S. TO FIGHT “MURDER HORNETS” WITH HOMEGROWN “KILLER BEES.” (3)May 14 WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”? (3)May 14 TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND? (4)May 13 POSITIVE VIBES – SAL GOES SUNNY! (2)May 12 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE! (2)May 12 LESTER CAINE REPORT: Suspicious golf course! (33)May 12 EXCLUSIVE: MEET THE “REAL” DOCTOR BLEACH! (2)May 11 TIMES SQUARE TIME TRAVELER REVEALS… “HUMANITY SURVIVES” (2)May 8 ANIMALS RECLAIM CITY NIGHTLIFE DURING LOCKDOWN! (1)May 7 GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR! (2)May 6 LOCH NESS MONSTER DECLARED A GENIUS! (2)May 5 LESTER CAINE REPORT: LAUNDROMAT INVESTIGATION (2)May 4 THE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN! (7)May 2 BIGFOOT IS MISSING (2)May 1 NEW SAL SONG: “IT’LL BE ME” (0)April 30 MISSOURI COMPANY MANUFACTURING ROSE-COLORED GLASSES (0)April 29 ATLANTIS RESURFACES! RECONSIDERS! RESUBMERGES! (1)April 29 THE JEWISH GRANDMOTHER COVID-19 PREVENTION METHOD (2)April 27 COUNTRY CROONER CHANGES NAME! (2)April 24 UNDERWATER GIANT EMERGES FROM THE ATLANTIC (0)April 24 PYGMY PYGMIES FOUND IN AFRICA! (0)April 23 THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS! (1)April 20 NETWORKS TO REPLACE SHOWS WITH CARTOON VERSIONS? (3)April 17 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALIENS (10)April 17 SAL DONATO – Quarantine SONG “STANDING AWAY” (3)April 17 BAKE YOUR OWN SEX MUFFINS! (0)April 17 THUNDERDOME GROCERY STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS! (11)April 15 PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVEREDApril 14 ELDERLY COUPLE OUT FOR JOY RIDE GET CARJACKED! (2)April 13 SEX ROBOT PREGNANT! (3)April 13 CHANGING CLIMATE BRINGS “COMEDY WEATHER” (3)April 12 JUDAS DIDN’T GET A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AT THE LAST SUPPER! (0)April 9 PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS! (3)April 9 CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION! (2)April 9 SAL DONATO – “THESE DAYS” (1)April 8 HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS! (4)April 7 DO NOT FEAR FEAR ITSELF (1)April 6 LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF! (1)April 3 CONFUSED SERIAL KILLER ACCIDENTALLY BURIES SELF ALIVE (2)April 3 HOUSE INFESTED BY GARDEN GNOMES! (0)April 2 QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED! (3)April 1 “PASSION OF THE CHRIST ON ICE” TOUR CANCELLED! (3)April 1 THE QUARANTINE KID (2)March 31 CELEBRITY GHOSTS ARE HOT AGAIN (0)March 31 HOROSCOPES ALL THE SAME! (1)March 30 TV MEDICAL SHOWS DONATE SUPPLIES TO HOSPITALS (0)March 27 CDC Warns: DON’T USE MASK FROM ‘THE MASK’ (1)March 27 PRODUCTION SUSPENDED ON CLINT EASTWOOD’S COOKING SHOW (0)March 27 THE SMART PENCIL IS HERE! (0)March 26 BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS! (14)March 25 GIANT METEOR STEERS AWAY FROM EARTH (0)March 25 THE BRITS HAVE BEEN FAKING THEIR ACCENTS! (1)March 24 FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! (2)March 24 WOMAN REUNITED WITH LONG-DEAD SISTER (2)March 23 OLD BOARD GAME MAKES COMEBACK (1)March 21 WWN THEME SONG (2)March 20 DISNEY BEGINS PRODUCTION OF MAD TEA PARTY THRILLER (0)March 20 NYC FLASH MOB DISRUPTS NOTHING (1)March 19 IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES? (0)March 19 THE NEW NORMAL IS THE OLD NORMAL (0)March 18 LATE NIGHT SHOWS TO RETURN WITH INFLATABLE AUDIENCES, PUPPETS (1)March 17 SAL DONATO’S PSA! (0)March 17 WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN (1)March 16 BIGFOOT HOOKER ON WALL STREET! (1)March 16 BEST-SELLING NOVELIST REVEALED TO BE A TODDLER! (3)March 16 IRISH PUB HAUNTED BY GHOST OF MARGARET THATCHER (0)March 14 THE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES! (0)March 14 MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE (0)March 13 HILLARY ON MARS! (1)March 12 BUTTFISH WASH ASHORE IN FLORIDA! (0)March 11 GOVERNMENT BANS PHRASE “GOING VIRAL” (0)March 10 EINSTEIN HAS A PODCAST! (0)March 10 SWARM OF BEES CAUSE CHAOS AT SPELLING BEE! (0)March 9 BANK ROBBER TAKES HIMSELF HOSTAGE! (1)March 9 THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING! (2)March 6 GOD RECALLS MORE THAN FIVE MILLION HUMANS (1)March 5 WHITE HOUSE FILLS SLOT FOR PRESIDENTIAL PET (1)March 4 BABE RUTH NEVER EXISTED! (6)March 4 BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?! (0)March 3 BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY! (1)March 3 HOLOGRAPHIC AXL ARRESTED IN HOLLYWOOD! (1)March 2 SENATE ERUPTS IN PIE FIGHT! (1)March 2 MILLIONAIRE INVESTOR MADE FORTUNE KNOWING NOTHING! (3)February 29 GETTING A GRIP ON OUR FEARS! (0)February 28 AMITYVILLE DAYCARE CENTER TO CLOSE! (1)February 28 CALIFORNIA CITY SWEARS IN DINOSAUR AS COP (2)February 28 POLITICS BANNED FROM ALL CABLE NEWS NETWORKS? (0)February 27 BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE! (14)February 25 SPY GEESE! (1)February 25 WIFE HAS DEAD HUSBAND STUFFED (1)February 24 GEORGIA MAN PROPOSES TO HIS VOICE ASSISTANT! (0)February 24 RETIRED SHOW-BIZ BEARS OPEN LAW FIRM (0)February 21 LESTER CAINE REPORTS: BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN! (5)February 20 CHAINSAW KILLER TO QUIT KILLING (0)February 20 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP – ACTION HEATS UP! (2)February 19 BIGFINGERS! (0)February 19 BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE! (3)February 18 SUSHI WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER! (1)February 18 FAMED VENTRILOQUIST AND DUMMY TO SPLIT? (1)February 17 A VAUDEVILLE TEAM WAS ONCE PRESIDENT (1)February 14 MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT! (0)February 14 MANIGATOR IN LOVE?!? (0)February 14 PRIVATE BIG GAME HUNT IN TEXAS CALLED OFF (2)February 12 STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY! (2)February 11 DOLPHIN WITH HUMAN ARMS CAPTURED! (1)February 10 DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS! (2)February 6 TV’S ‘DUMB NEWS’ ABRUPTLY FOLDS (2)February 6 IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER TAKES BOUNTY ON HIMSELF! (1)February 5 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS! (1)February 4 BAT BOY WINS IOWA! (0)February 4 SATAN HIRES A PUBLICITY FIRM (3)February 3 ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL! (0)January 31 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: SIDES AND SLIDES (4)January 30 PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE BALLET! (0)January 29 LUST IN SPACE (0)January 28 LESTER CAINE REPORTS ON A TRAINER MARRYING A DOLPHIN (0)January 27 MAN ORDERS GERMAN SHEPHERD ON-LINE… (0)January 24 LESTER CAINE REPORTS ON A TINY MERMAID! (2)January 23 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: FULL OF FULTON! (0)January 21 ZEUS RETURNS! (0)January 20 YOUNG GIRL SLAYS THE BOOGEYMAN (0)January 20 LET THEM EAT TWINKIES! (0)January 17 TOASTER PUPS ARE HERE! (0)January 16 ENTIRE PLANET IS THE PLAYTHING OF AN ALIEN CHILD (0)January 15 ARE hollywood crotch candles catching fire? (2)January 15 BIGFOOT HOOKER TELLS ALL (0)January 14 THE LESTER CAINE REPORT (1)January 13 SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DECLARES HIMSELF “ABOVE” SCHOOL LAW (0)January 13 FAA ALLOWS SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION (0)January 10 EVERY SNOWFLAKE NOW A DRONE! (0)January 10 THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS! (0)January 8 PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND! (0)January 7 IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS (0)January 7 MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST (0)January 6 SCORSESE TO DIRECT “THE LITTLE RASCALS” (0)January 2 TRUMP & PUTIN RIDE INTO 2020 (1)January 2 MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD! (0)January 2 2020 DOESN’T EXIST (1)January 1 HAPPY NEW YEAR! (0)2019 (100)December 31 GUNS N’ ROSES ANNOUNCE TOUR! (0)December 30 WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON! (0)December 29 CRUISE SHIP TO HELL! (1)December 27 FEDS CREATE “RAKE FORCE” (1)December 26 SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS? (0)December 23 JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST! (0)December 22 BABY BORN WITH ANTLERS (0)December 19 GEORGE LUCAS RE-EDITS STAR WARS (0)December 18 “BOOK OF JOB – THE MUSICAL” (0)December 17 MONK MAYHEM (0)December 13 KRAMPUS IS COMING TO TOWN! (0)December 12 BAT BOY DRAWS MASSIVE CROWD IN IOWA (0)December 11 7-FOOT BELGIAN TWIN SCIENTISTS CAN HEAR THE PAST! (0)December 10 MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE (1)December 9 ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS! (0)December 8 SLEEPY DOG – 2020 PREDICTIONS (2)December 5 MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN (2)December 4 SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB! (2)December 4 YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE! (0)December 2 EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND! (0)December 1 BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE! (1)November 28 OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING (0)November 27 FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS (1)November 25 QUEEN FIRES ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY! (0)November 25 TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP! (2)November 23 FAMILY FINDS HERMIT IN ATTIC (3)November 21 UNICYCLE GANG TERRORIZES L.A.! (1)November 21 EINSTEIN WAS AN ACTOR! (0)November 20 GEYSER ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO! (0)November 19 ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN! (0)November 19 REFRIGERATOR CELEBRATES MOVEMBER! (0)November 18 ALIENS LAND IN CHINA (1)November 15 WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT (0)November 14 BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER! (0)November 14 BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC! (0)November 14 ACTIVISTS PROTEST ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT TRADE (1)November 13 PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS (1)November 12 CHINA DIGGING TUNNEL TO THE U.S.! (0)November 7 SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5 (0)November 7 TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN (0)November 7 MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD (0)November 5 GRAVITY STOPS IN SMALL DUTCH TOWN (0)November 5 HOLY MACKEREL (0)November 5 NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND (0)November 4 SPEED PREGNANCY! (0)November 4 DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN! (1)November 2 PHD APE TO THE RESCUE! (1)November 1 “MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!” (0)November 1 POPE ANNOUNCES CATHOLIC CRYPTOCURRENCY – VATICOIN! (1)October 31 PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA! (0)October 31 ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS! (2)October 30 “I HAD SEX WITH SATAN” (5)October 30 THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN (0)October 29 THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION (0)October 29 FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT! (4)October 28 GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS! (0)October 28 BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER! (0)October 26 CLEO WAS A LEO (0)October 25 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP: THE LATEST RECOMMENDATION (0)October 25 TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY! (1)October 24 MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS! (0)October 23 REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES! (0)October 23 FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS! (1)October 22 GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP! (0)October 21 SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI! (1)October 21 THERE IS NO MARS! (0)October 18 BEZOS TO HEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH! (1)October 17 YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR! (0)October 17 MIRACLE TEA! (1)October 15 LA JETPACK OFFICERS TAKEOFF! (0)October 15 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK! (1)October 14 HALF-MAN, HALF-ALLIGATOR! (3)October 13 ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK! (4)October 11 PANDORA’S BOX FOUND IN OPRAH’S ATTIC! (1)October 10 PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT (1)October 9 MIRACLE SOAP! (0)October 9 LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED! (0)October 7 SIAMESE KANGAROO AT KANYE’S SUNDAY SERVICE (0)October 4 BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS! (1)October 3 TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER! (1)October 2 HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER! (0)October 2 IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON! (1)October 2 BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY! (0)September 30 WWN IS HEADING TO MARS! (0)September 30 RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED! (2)September 27 MOSES HAD A GPS! (0)September 26 TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED! (0)September 26 JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE (0)September 25 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK! (4)September 25 BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT! (4)September 6 SATURN IS A GIANT UFO! (31)September 5 ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY” (30)September 1 SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS! (7)August 25 GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY (60)August 2 MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK! (35)July 31 MARIANNE WILLIAMSON PICKS COMEDIAN AS RUNNING MATE (0)July 31 FBI ARREST BAT BOY AT NYC COMEDY CLUB (0)April 1 BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS! (15)April 1 GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH! (4)March 30 CRAZY ANTS ATTACK! (17)2018 (10)July 10 SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE (0)July 7 SUPER EARTHS FOUND! (1)July 4 YOWIE SPOTTED IN LONDON! (3)April 18 OHIO SINKHOLE (1)April 17 MILLIONS OF STINGRAYS WASH ASHORE (2)April 15 NATIONAL MUD DAY (0)April 12 WING WALKER WONDER WOMAN (0)January 12 GWYNETH BUYS WEINSTEIN COMPANY (0)January 11 6-INCH ALIEN (15)January 8 MEXICANS SNEAK ONTO U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM (17)2017 (11)October 24 UFO CRASHES IN RUSSIA! (15)August 2 KILLER SNAILS IN TEXAS! (7)July 7 500-HP BUGGY! (1)July 6 SEA BUTTERFLIES (1)June 20 WOMAN FINDS GIANT KFC BUCKET! (6)April 18 LOCUSTS INVADE DETROIT (3)April 12 5,000 YEAR OLD WRITING (7)March 28 IRAN PLANS TO BOMB HOLLYWOOD (0)March 16 LEPRECHAUNS ATTACK! 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(5)October 26 COOKIE MONSTER MUGS KIDS IN TIMES SQUARE (9)October 22 HEIDI KLUM IS BAT BOY FOR HALLOWEEN (6)October 18 JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ MARRIED! (625)September 10 OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE (45)September 9 WORLD'S LARGEST HALIBUT (1)September 8 WALKING SHARK (5)July 3 SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR! (157)February 13 BRIAN WILLIAMS JOINS WWN (2)January 28 KATY PERRY ENGAGED TO ROBERT PATTINSON (18)2014 (53)December 5 TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD! (27)December 4 $400,000 TUNA (10)October 14 FLU VICTIMS PUT IN FEDERAL PRISONS (3)October 11 PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND (8)August 1 LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY HILLARY CLINTON (2)August 1 SHOCK JOCKS TO HOST NEW CNN SHOW (18)July 31 CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED "OBAMA CITY" (7)June 25 MICHAEL JACKSON SAND SCULPTURE (5)June 24 RENT-A-BABY (20)June 22 WORLD'S LARGEST NUTELLA HEIST! 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(0)May 21 WORLD’S LONGEST PYTHON (1)May 20 DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA (7)May 17 FLYING WITCHES ARRESTED IN KANSAS (7)May 16 SOLAR FLARE HITS EARTH! (23)May 16 U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS (566)May 15 WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS (1)May 14 ICE TSUNAMIS (0)May 13 OBAMA SEIZES CONTROL OF THE INTERNET (5)May 9 BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT (3)May 8 OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013! (10)May 7 CHARLES RAMSEY NATIONAL HERO! (5)May 7 ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY (617)May 6 CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER! (2)May 4 KILLER BEES TARGET WOMEN (1)May 2 FATKINI (15)May 1 MAD DENTIST ON THE LOOSE! (8)April 27 RED MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY (2)April 24 LADYBUGS ATTACK! (4)April 23 LEISURE SUIT GHOST (2)April 21 UFOs OVER IRELAND (6)April 19 CHICAGO SINKHOLE (3)April 17 ANNE FRANK NOT A BELIEBER (3)April 15 NORTH KOREA FIRES MISSILE AT SELF (3)April 12 LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS PARTY AT REHAB (0)April 11 BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT! (2)April 11 THE BEARDED LADY (1)April 10 CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT (1)April 9 OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION (17)April 8 CORNISH COLLEGE OF THE ARTS PRESENTS: BAT BOY THE MUSICAL! (3)April 8 OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY (17)April 4 RED ARCS THREATEN TO DESTROY EUROPE (3)April 4 GIANT TARANTULA (0)April 4 BAT BOY UNCOVERED (1)April 3 MONSTER BARRACUDA (0)April 2 CHICAGO: MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP (0)April 2 JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED (6)April 1 BARBARA WALTERS FIRED! (3)April 1 OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY” (1)March 25 7-YEAR OLD SOLVES SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE (12)March 25 AMANDA MARCUM ENFIELD (5)March 22 THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS! (22)March 22 GROUNDHOG EXECUTED (5)March 21 HACKERS FOILED BY KNICKS YOUTUBE VIDEO (3)March 21 LENO DECLARES WAR ON FALLON (0)March 21 OBAMA’S NCAA BRACKET (0)March 20 TITANIC SKELETONS! (0)March 18 LINDSEY VONN PREGNANT WITH TIGER WOODS’ BABY (9)March 18 BAT BOY! (16)March 18 ABE LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN! (12)March 18 BUSTER SIMCUS! (0)March 18 PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES (3)March 17 ST. PATRICK’S DAY FOLLIES – 12 PHOTOS (1)March 12 POPE BETTING SETS LAS VEGAS RECORD (2)March 11 THOUSANDS OF PIGS DEAD (0)March 11 ‘FACE OFF’ CONTESTANT RIPS MODEL’S FACE OFF (0)March 8 JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE (19)March 6 TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER (8)March 6 SEAN PENN TO REPLACE CHAVEZ (0)March 5 BRITNEY SPEARS BACK WITH K-FED (3)March 4 CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN (5)March 4 DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA (8)March 2 RIHANNA PREGNANT WITH CHRIS BROWN’S BABY (22)February 28 BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED! (3)February 27 BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE! (7)February 26 TED JOINS NEW CAST OF DANCING WITH THE STARS (4)February 26 THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE! (3)February 25 THE ONION TO SHUT DOWN AFTER OFFENSIVE TWEET (4)February 25 SETH MACFARLANE BOMBS AT OSCARS (0)February 24 BLOOMBERG BANS PIZZA (4)February 22 BLADE RUNNER TAKES OFF INTO THE JUNGLE! (3)February 21 RIHANNA DUMPS CHRIS BROWN FOR DRAKE (9)February 20 AFFLECK TO DIRECT, STAR IN SPIELBERG BIOPIC (4)February 20 SONY REVEALS $100 PLAYSTATION 4 (7)February 19 CELEBRITY DIVING: KATHERINE WEBB SCORES PERFECT 10! (6)February 19 LED ZEPPELIN TO TOUR U.S. THIS SUMMER! (15)February 19 SKY RAINS POGS IN VIRGINIA (2)February 17 POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD (2)February 15 DRONES TARGET NRA MEMBERS (3)February 13 KRIS HUMPHRIES BACK WITH KIM KARDASHIAN! (5)February 12 BLACK POPE (0)February 11 AMERICAN POPE (1)February 11 POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS (6)February 10 ALIEN BUSINESS VENTURES ON EARTH REVEALED (2)February 9 BLOOMBERG BANS ALCOHOL IN NYC (10)February 6 RIHANNA PUNCHES OUT CHRIS BROWN (2)February 6 APPLE RELEASES NEW PRODUCT – iCLIMAX (2)February 5 SIBERIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER (0)February 4 RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE (0)February 4 WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS (8)February 4 SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT! (2)February 3 HARBAUGH HUG (0)February 1 HARRY STYLES DATING DEMI MOORE (8)February 1 BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE! (1)January 31 JOHNNY MANZIEL TRICK SHOT (1)January 29 CHRIS BROWN VS. THE WORLD (5)January 29 FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU (0)January 29 MANURE MODELS (2)January 28 MANTI TE'O AUTO-TUNED (0)January 28 LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL (7)January 28 OBAMA JOINS NRA (5)January 25 KATHERINE WEBB PREGNANT (4)January 24 KATIE COURIC DATING MANTI TE'O! (4)January 23 HITLER DUBS (2)January 23 OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS (6)January 22 NICKI MINAJ FIRED FROM AMERICAN IDOL (100)January 22 GRANDPARENTS TO BE BANNED FROM FACEBOOK (4)January 20 TIM TEBOW DATING MANTI'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND (14)January 20 CASEY ANTHONY ADOPTS A BABY (832)January 19 OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION (22)January 18 LANCE ARMSTRONG: "MY TWIN BROTHER DID IT" (3)January 17 MANTI TE'O CONFESSES TO OPRAH (2)January 17 MANTI TE'O HOAX: HE'S NOT HAWAIIAN (14)January 16 HILLARY CLINTON TO DIVORCE BILL (26)January 15 FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS! (782)January 14 LADY GAGA SHOOTS HER GUN BRA! (10)January 10 OBAMA GETS BEST ACTOR NOD (1)January 10 MUSBURGER STALKING KATHERINE WEBB (8)January 9 HARRY STYLES DUMPS TAYLOR SWIFT (29)January 5 ED ANGER SAYS: SEND AL GORE TO ARABIA! (6)January 2 LINDSAY LOHAN MAKES 2013 PREDICTIONS (8)January 2 BAT BOY'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS (5)2012 (708)December 31 BAT BOY RIDES NEW YEAR'S BALL (3)December 31 FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (UPDATE) (1588)December 31 RGIII MEETS WITH OBAMA ON FISCAL CLIFF (1)December 31 KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT (0)December 30 OBAMA WILL SEEK THIRD TERM (44)December 28 PSY TO PERFORM AT SUPER BOWL (12)December 23 BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD! (8)December 21 END OF THE WORLD POSTPONED (251)December 20 OBAMA HEADS TO DOOMSDAY BUNKER (9)December 20 END OF WORLD CONFIRMED (1003)December 20 INSTAGRAM NOW SELLING YOUR PHOTOS (3)December 19 EAGLE FLIES AWAY WITH TWO-YEAR-OLD (16)December 18 BAT BOY GIFTS, WEEKLY WORLD NEWS GIFTS! (4)December 18 TIN FOIL HATS WILL SAVE YOU FROM MAYAN DOOMSDAY (10)December 16 TAYLOR SWIFT PREGNANT (319)December 16 SURVIVAL PODS (11)December 15 END OF THE WORLD BALL TO DROP IN TIMES SQUARE (3)December 14 KATE MIDDLETON'S ROYAL ULTRASOUND (5)December 13 STORAGE WARS: JIMMY HOFFA'S BODY FOUND IN LOCKER (14)December 12 12 APOSTLES APPEAR ON 12.12.12 (1)December 12 CONFIRMED: BIGFOOT FOUND IN SIBERIA (30)December 11 SAVE YOURSELF: GET ON THE DOOMSDAY MOTHERSHIP (84)December 11 HOBBITS INVADE MIAMI (3)December 10 CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON (23)December 8 BILL CLINTON NAMED AMBASSADOR TO LIBYA (5)December 7 LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD (4)December 6 MISS BUMBUM 2012 (5)December 6 DOG MAYOR FACES POUND FOR CORRUPTION CHARGES (0)December 5 PIPPA MIDDLETON PREGNANT (4)December 4 MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE (44)December 3 KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT! (716)December 2 BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS (2)November 30 OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL (728)November 29 MITT ROMNEY WINS POWERBALL LOTTERY (5)November 28 KHL GIRLS! (3)November 28 BIGFOOT HAS THREE WIVES (12)November 28 OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY (8)November 26 CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL! (1)November 23 ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS! (6)November 21 MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND (13)November 19 THAI PRIME MINISTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBAMA (77)November 17 UFO OVER DENVER (5)November 16 TOP TEN GIFTS FROM WWN! (0)November 16 THE DAY TWINKIES DIED (6)November 16 PAULA BROADWELL TO DO PLAYBOY (20)November 15 PETRAEUS HIRED AS PRINCETON PRESIDENT (1)November 14 PETRAEUS PARTY HOSTESS IS RUSSIAN SPY (0)November 13 LOVE IS WAR (2)November 13 20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION! (72)November 12 MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS (5)November 12 FEMA RUNS OUT OF WATER (2)November 9 BAT BOY TATTOO CRAZE (6)November 8 POTHEADS FLOCK TO DENVER! (4)November 8 STORM CONFIRMS END-OF-WORLD MAYAN PROPHECY (37)November 7 JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION (0)November 7 BIG BIRD LIVES! (2)November 7 WALL STREET DOOMSDAY COMING IN DECEMBER! (40)November 6 TEBOW BACKS ROMNEY (4)November 6 CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA! (4)November 5 ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! (11)November 5 SEAN PENN COMES TO THE RESCUE IN STATEN ISLAND! (3)November 1 GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA (15)October 31 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN! (5)October 31 MAYOR BLOOMBERG: MANDATORY 6 PEOPLE PER CAR (18)October 31 GOOGLE MAPS REVEALS REAL JURASSIC PARK (5)October 30 BLOOMBERG: LOOTERS WILL BE PUT IN INTERNMENT CAMPS (52)October 29 FRANKENSTORM SLAMS NEW YORK CITY (7)October 29 MANTI TE'O A LOCK FOR THE HEISMAN (2)October 28 GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE" (4)October 28 OBAMA: COLLEGE WILL BE FREE FOR EVERYONE (6)October 25 GLORIA ALLRED HAS 'OCTOBER SURPRISE'! (1)October 23 DONALD TRUMP BOMBSHELL ON OBAMA! (16)October 23 ED ANGER ON OBAMA (5)October 22 ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE (19)October 22 HILLARY TO JOIN OBAMA AT DEBATE TONIGHT! (6)October 19 ROMNESIA SPREADING! (7)October 18 ROSS PEROT FOUND ALIVE! (4)October 17 MISS ZUMBA 2012! (13)October 16 OBAMA WINS SECOND DEBATE! (31)October 16 ENDANGERED HAWAIIAN PUMA POACHED BY PARTY ANIMALS (3)October 16 HILLARY ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT (1)October 15 OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE (16)October 15 ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MAN (3)October 12 BEST OF BIDEN (27 PHOTOS) (0)October 11 RYAN WINS DEBATE! (26)October 11 ROMNEY LEADS BY 15 IN… CALIFORNIA! (4)October 10 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS (255)October 10 CONFIRMED: WORLD WILL END OCTOBER 21, 2012 (1797)October 9 JOE BIDEN'S GONE MISSING! (7)October 9 DANNY DEVITO DATING KIRSTIE ALLEY (2)October 8 BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY! (5)October 8 KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN (2)October 5 FUN WITH PRESIDENTS! (28 PHOTOS) (4)October 4 OBAMA RESIGNS! (75)October 4 SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL (6)October 4 DOG WITH HUMAN HANDS COMPOSES MAGNUM OPUS (5)October 3 MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE! (9)October 2 GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER (8)October 2 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER HONORED AT KENNEDY CENTER (2)October 1 FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (25213)October 1 DINOSAURS PLAYED WITH MARBLES (14)October 1 700 POUND ALLIGATOR (10)September 27 SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE (3)September 26 ASTEROID TO DESTROY THE MOON ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2012 (66)September 26 AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER! (10)September 26 U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD (4)September 24 SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS (9)September 21 GIGA PET BECOMES SELF-AWARE (9)September 20 OBAMA REDESIGNS AMERICAN FLAG (94)September 18 JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH (13)September 18 TAYLOR SWIFT MARRIES CONOR KENNEDY (31)September 16 ASTROLOGERS PREDICT OBAMA WILL WIN! (55)September 15 BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT! (19)September 13 $9.99 A GALLON GAS! (7)September 12 ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT! (18)September 11 IS KHLOE KARDASHIAN O.J.'s DAUGHTER? (25)September 11 L.A. STINK (1)September 10 JOE BIDEN JOINS HELLS ANGELS (8)September 7 HUMAN FOLLIES (28 PHOTOS) (6)September 6 MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK (11)September 6 CITIZENS WANT CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE BOMBS (6)September 5 JESSICA SIMPSON LOVES BEING FAT (56)September 5 MICHELLE OBAMA: BARACK IS THE MESSIAH! (38)September 2 OBAMA BUYS EASTWOOD CHAIR (8)September 1 PRINCE HARRY SPOTTED AT BURNING MAN! (4)August 31 EPIC CLOTHING FAILS (32 PHOTOS) (6)August 31 OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN (2)August 30 BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY (1)August 23 PIPPA JOINS HARRY IN VEGAS! (4)August 22 PRINCE HARRY LOSES $50 MILLION IN VEGAS (81)August 18 WEIRD AL TATTOOS CHEST WITH HAWAIIAN SHIRT (13)August 17 RYAN LOCHTE TRADEMARKS “JEAH” FOR $5 MILLION (5)August 16 EXTREME MORONS! (7)August 16 OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY (40)August 15 CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT (9)August 15 BLACKBIRDS FALL FROM NEW JERSEY SKY (15)August 14 ROBERT PATTINSON DATING TAYLOR SWIFT (12)August 13 2012 OLYMPICS CLOSING CEREMONY (3)August 13 NYC BUYS 21 SCAMJETS (1)August 10 THE ONE PERCENT BUY OUT ILLUMINATI (11)August 10 USAIN BOLT SIGNS WITH NEW YORK JETS (7)August 9 FUN WITH KIDS! (5)August 8 NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION! (276)August 7 KILLER BEES ATTACK HILLARY CLINTON (5)August 6 MARTIANS ATTACK MARS ROVER! (9)August 6 BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP (27)August 3 FUN WITH ANIMALS – 36 PHOTOS! (6)August 2 ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A (9)August 2 CHICK-FIL-A SERVES ONE BILLION IN ONE DAY (6)August 1 SNOOP DOGG NOW SNOOP LION (10)July 31 KOBE BRYANT GETS GOLD IN OLYMPIC SEX (9)July 30 PIPPA MIDDLETON PLAYS BEACH VOLLEYBALL (8)July 27 STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO WHEN DRUNK (4)July 27 2012 OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY (5)July 26 JANET JACKSON MISSING! (18)July 25 BRUCE JENNER DIVORCES KRIS JENNER (113)July 24 FAT COMIC HAS NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN! (44)July 23 GOAT MAN SPOTTED IN UTAH! (17)July 22 NCAA TO GIVE PENN STATE THE DEATH PENALTY (6)July 20 GIRLS BAT BOY WOULD LIKE TO DATE (30 Photos) (15)July 19 SATURN READY TO EXPLODE (30)July 18 COOPER-CRUISE: NEW POWER COUPLE (4)July 17 U.S. OLYMPIC UNIFORMS BURNED IN DC (5)July 16 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN BANNED FROM BRITAIN (9)July 14 ALMOST SUPERHEROES (31 Photos) (8)July 13 PENN STATE TAKES DOWN PATERNO STATUE (7)July 10 SOFIA VERGARA ENGAGED (3)July 9 U.S. ARMY BUILDS ISLAND IN ATLANTIC (2)July 9 REAL-LIFE SPIDER-MAN WANTS HIS ROYALTIES (2)July 9 JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING (6)July 6 MYLA SINANAJ PREGNANT (3)July 5 KATE MIDDLETON CELEBRATES AMERICA! 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(5)June 12 CHER LOVES ROMNEY (4)June 12 FACEBOOK OFFERS ‘DISLIKE’ BUTTON (35)June 11 ASIAN MEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A WOMAN HAPPY (62)June 11 LOHAN CRASH (3)June 11 HUCKABEE TO TOUR WITH MADONNA (1)June 8 "I'LL HAVE ANOTHER" SCRATCHES (3)June 8 ZOMBIE BULLETS (7)June 7 KATE MIDDLETON SHOES (12)June 7 MILEY CYRUS PREGNANT (164)June 6 AXL ROSE ROBBED (3)June 6 IOWA MAMMOTH (8)June 6 MILEY CYRUS ENGAGED (23)June 6 TARANTULAS ATTACK INDIA! (16)June 6 OBAMA-CLOONEY BROMANCE (8)June 5 GIANT SQUID FOUND! (2)June 5 FACEBOOK JUNIOR (3)June 4 ZOMBIES VS. CANNIBALS (16)June 4 QUEEN ELIZABETH TO GIVE UP THE THRONE (21)June 3 AMELIA EARHART FOUND (24)June 2 KAT VON D SUES KAT VON D (3)June 1 FALLING SHEEP! (4)June 1 THE GREEN LANTERN IS GAY! (15)June 1 BILL CLINTON BACKS ROMNEY (9)June 1 PACQUIAO TRAINS AT SAN DIEGO ZOO! (0)May 31 FLESH-EATING BATH SALTS (13)May 30 MALIBU MAYANS (6)May 30 UFC RING GIRL KNOCKS OUT BOYFRIEND (7)May 30 FRANKENFISH (1)May 30 OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG (4)May 29 KUNG FU KANGAROO! (6)May 29 HOWARD STERN TO REPLACE LENO (6)May 28 BIEBER BUSTED! (16)May 28 BEE STORM! (2)May 28 RIHANNA BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN (511)May 28 ELVIS' TOMB IS EMPTY (35)May 27 MADONNA SINGS IN BETHLEHEM (0)May 26 MILEY CYRUS TO DO PLAYBOY (762)May 25 ALIENS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! (UPDATE) (176)May 25 THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN! (12)May 24 REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD! (13)May 24 CAVEMAN FLUTE (3)May 23 FACEBOOK ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE! (5)May 23 CASEY ANTHONY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS! (6)May 23 WORLD'S RICHEST WOMAN (5)May 23 CHRIS BROWN FANS DECLARE WAR ON AMERICA! (7)May 23 SELENA GOMEZ TO STAR IN 50 SHADES OF GREY (2)May 22 QUEEN ELIZABETH SELLS HER BLOOMERS (1)May 22 MILEY CYRUS SEX ADVICE (26)May 22 SUPERMAN IS GAY (17)May 22 GARDEN OF EDEN FOUND! 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