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2024 (10)

April 11 5 Mistakes People Always Make When Beheading A Vampire (0)
March 29 BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI! (6)
March 21 HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT (8)
March 15 FIVE WAYS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM LEPRECHAUN SHENANIGANS ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY! (6)
March 5 BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY! (3)
February 25 HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL (1402)
February 13 HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CLONE (13)
February 7 FAMOUS AUTHOR FORGETS STUFF—OR DOES HE? (0)
January 20 11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS (43)
January 15 PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH! (63)

2023 (43)

December 31 5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL (77)
December 21 SANTA HIRES OUTSIDE PROTECTION THIS YEAR! (2)
December 10 ALIEN ENCOUNTER FASHION TIPS (7)
November 23 VIKINGS EXPRESS DISMAY AT NOT BEING INVITED TO THANKSGIVING (1)
November 14 SCIENTISTS CREATED A TIME MACHINE THAT ELIMINATES MONDAYS. (0)
October 31 CURSED TEXTS LEFT UNTRANSLATED! (7)
October 25 FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA! (1)
September 30 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS (257)
September 28 Florida Man Excited to Learn That Wife Did Not Ghost Him – She Was Just in Rehab! (1)
September 22 MILLENNIAL SPILLS VAPE JUICE IN UBER (5)
September 6 ROAD TRIP CALIFORNIA – THE DARK WATCHERS (1)
September 4 DRACULA GOES VEGAN! (7)
August 28 WICH AND WHEY AND THE LEGEND OF EL CUCO (1)
August 24 TEXAS BEATS THE HEAT BY CONVERTING TO CELSIUS! (1)
August 18 WICH AND WHEY MAKE A NEW FRIEND IN TEXAS (3)
August 17 WICH AND WHEY IN THE BAYOU (0)
August 14 WILL THE HOLLYWOOD STRIKES BRING ABOUT A NEW WAVE OF PUPPET SHOWS? (2)
August 9 THE NEXT LEG FOR WICH AND WHEY: HANGING WITH MELON HEADS IN CONNECTICUT (1)
August 7 WICH AND WHEY ROAD TRIP CONTINUES: THE DUO TAKES ON MISSISSIPPI (1)
August 3 WICH AND WHEY IN FLORIDA WITH THE SKUNK APE (1)
July 31 ROAD TRIP WITH WICH AND WHEY (1)
July 23 DOES YOUR CAT HAVE ALIEN DNA? (2)
July 23 A MONSTER WITH A PONTOON BOAT? MEET JEFF, CHAMP’S LESSER-KNOWN COUSIN (1)
July 17 CAN A VAMPIRE BE A ZOMBIE? (1)
July 6 HOGZILLA TO bECOME RON DESANTIS’ MEATBALL CHEF! (3)
June 30 THE SANDS OF TIME (1)
May 31 GOAT YOGA: not the greatest of all time (2)
May 29 Bigfoot’s Unforgettable Memorial Day Picnic Extravaganza! (2)
April 28 BEAVERS BUILD DAM FROM RANSACKED REMAINS! (4)
April 28 AIRLINES TO OFFER OUTDOOR SEATING?! (3)
April 23 HOW TO SURVIVE ANY DISASTER (15)
April 14 NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR! (4)
April 7 EASTER BUNNY UNION CANCELS EASTER DELIVERIES! (8)
March 16 TUPAC IS ALIVE (689)
February 7 Chupacabras Terrorize Suburban TULSA (6)
February 2 GROUNDHOG DEAD! (18)
January 27 Baby Born With Tattoo Of the Solar System (1)
January 12 ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK (4)
January 9 THE TAO OF THE THREE STOOGES (4)
January 5 CAVEMEN INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE! (7)
January 5 PRINCE HARRY: HAIR (1)
January 4 BIGFOOT LEARNING THE SAX (1)
January 4 HOW TO TALK TO TIME-TRAVELERS (1)

2022 (46)

December 23 ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO! (0)
December 8 IN HOLLYWOOD, MONSTER MARRIAGE COUNSELING IS THE NEW “TREND!” (3)
November 7 THE ALIEN SPECIES LIVING NEXT DOOR! (2)
October 4 DINOSAURS FOUND ON MARS (14)
September 22 TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED (9)
September 14 Train Robbers Back Railroad Strikers, Refuse to Cross Picket Line! (4)
September 14 ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN! (6)
July 29 JESUS’S SANDALS FOUND IN UTAH! (4)
July 20 U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES! (9)
July 11 EARTH’S ROTATION IS SLOWING DOWN! (7)
July 8 ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY! (8)
July 5 GENERATION X-FILES? (1)
June 29 BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary! (5)
June 22 Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!! (9)
June 13 HUMAN BATTERY (0)
June 6 HOW FAST DO YOU THINK? (3)
May 13 FIRE BREAKS OUT ON THE MOON! (10)
May 4 GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH (8)
April 26 THE BOYS ARE BACK! (1)
April 20 INFLATION MOVES 4/20 to 4/30 (2)
April 12 PLANET CLAIRE IS REAL! (8)
April 5 BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY! (5)
March 31 VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO (17)
March 26 March Madness Gets St. Peter Fired! (0)
March 25 STUCK! Help! She Can’t Get Out of Character! (0)
March 18 THE LEAST-WANTED LOOKALIKES! (0)
March 16 PH.D. APE’S New Economic Theory of Success (1)
March 15 MAN CAN SPIN HIS HEAD 360 DEGREES! (2)
March 9 8 U.S. SENATORS ARE ALIENS (6)
March 2 THE RETURN OF BOBSTRADAMUS! (1)
February 25 KANGOROUS AWAKENS! (6)
February 24 TRAFFIC COP KILLED WHEN 400-LB. DRUNK FALLS ON HIM! (1)
February 22 PLANET WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! COMING SUMMER 2022! (2)
February 16 A REAL COPY CAT! (2)
February 14 LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND! (5)
February 11 WAS “THE LAST SUPPER” REALLY A CELEBRITY ROAST? (0)
February 9 FBI CAPTURES TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2398! (5)
February 3 EINSTEIN WAS A RAPPER?!? (4)
January 31 HOW TO LIFT A FAMILY CURSE (2)
January 28 WRONG ABOUT WRONG! (1)
January 28 TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION (2)
January 19 VIRGIN MARY WALKS DOWN MIRACLE MOUNTAIN! (0)
January 17 ‘PERSON OF INTEREST’ IN OVER 100 CRIMES RELEASED BECAUSE HE’S SO UNINTERESTING (0)
January 13 BETTY WHITE’S COMING BACK! (1)
January 11 FEMALE SPACE ALIEN ACCUSES EX-GOVERNOR OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT (1)
January 6 DEAD STRIPPER FOUND IN CAKE! (1)

2021 (118)

December 30 TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE! (4)
December 21 CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS! (10)
December 17 VOTERS VOTE TO SUPPRESS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE (2)
December 17 SANTA GOT JACKED?! (1)
December 10 DEATH ROW INMATE SPARED – BECAUSE OF HIS LAST NAME! (1)
December 10 RUSSIANS SHOOT DOWN UFO (3)
December 3 SELF-DRIVING CAR KEEPS DRIVING ITSELF BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER (1)
November 29 WWN ANNOUNCES FIRST “WEEKLY WORLD NEWS NFT” (2)
November 28 SWEDES INVENT ANTIFREEZE FOR HUMANS! (4)
November 26 MAN GETTING DIVORCED HIRES “THE BEST” LAWYER – THE WOMAN HE’S DIVORCING (0)
November 23 SANTA LOOKS 500 YEARS YOUNGER (1)
November 18 CHEAP-O GENEALOGY SITE TELLS MAN HE’S DESCENDED FROM HIS MOTHER (2)
November 17 THE SOUNDS OF QUARANTINE (1)
November 17 WEREWOLF ESCAPES FROM ALABAMA PRISON! (4)
November 16 cREEPY COMPANY: BAT BOY RETURNS THURSDAY WITH MORE FUN ITEMS! (0)
November 15 MEET THE MOST HATEFUL MAN IN AMERICA! (2)
November 4 IF I COULD TURN BACK TYPE! CHER’S TWEETING SECRET DISCOVERED! (0)
October 28 A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER! (0)
October 27 VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE (5)
October 25 GREG GUTFELD IS AN ELF! (0)
October 22 LEPRECHAUN POPULATION PLUMMETS DUE TO LUCKY CHARM POACHING! (1)
October 15 ASTEROID KZ1055 TO SLAM EARTH ON NOV. 18TH (0)
October 15 2,000-YEAR-OLD LETTER FROM JESUS FOUND! (2)
October 6 AN INCEL’S GUIDE TO DATING PUBLISHED! (1)
October 5 FIRST ROCK BAND DISCOVERED! (4)
September 23 PETA PETITIONS US GOVERNMENT FOR EXPANDED ANIMAL RIGHTS (0)
September 16 ROBOT OVERLORDS ABORT U.S.A. INVASION! (4)
September 14 JUPITER RADIOS EARTH FOR HELP! (1)
September 11 MEET THE CONCEPTUALIST (0)
September 10 NY FOOTBALL GIANTS SIGN A REAL GIANT! (4)
September 7 MYSTERY STAR APPEARS OVER HOLY LAND! (1)
August 25 5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE (5)
August 18 ANCIENT EGYPTIAN BOWLING LEAGUE DISCOVERED IN DIG! (1)
August 15 ARE YOU PART OF THE PANDEMIC’S PANDENTISTRY BOOM? (0)
August 11 10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL (0)
August 3 SNOW WHITE’S PRINCE ACCUSED OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT! (1)
July 30 HOT SEX! COUPLE BURSTS INTO FLAMES IN THE SACK! (0)
July 28 “OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE! (0)
July 21 BREAKING NEWS: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS LAUNCHES! (3)
July 21 THE ZOMBIE WEDDING! (4)
July 17 CLASSIC MONSTER RETIREMENT HOME EXPANDS CAMPUS! (0)
July 14 ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY! (67)
July 9 FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER! (3)
July 7 REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN! (0)
July 7 TOP 7 BILLIONAIRE PICK-UP LINES! (2)
June 30 Ohio Man Refuses To Wave At End of Zoom Call (0)
June 29 Vaccine Drones Set Loose By NYC (0)
June 28 Original Save Icon Sells for Millions At Auction (0)
June 27 Iowa Woman Has Potatoes Instead of Toes (0)
June 26 Putin And New Bride Do Disneyland (0)
June 26 DID ALIENS PART THE RED SEA? (4)
June 25 Pew Wee Herman Newest Addition to Street Fighter Game (0)
June 24 Martians Preparing to Attack And Conquer Venus (0)
June 24 ZOOLOGIST CLAIMS BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT! (2)
June 23 Invisible Car Sold Rolls Royce Launches New Line (0)
June 23 Entire State of Maine Disappears (0)
June 22 Godzilla Has Hip Replacement Surgery (0)
June 21 Ass Backwards Man Supports Trump (0)
June 20 Conan Leaving TBS to Join Weird Al (1)
June 19 Tom Brady Sprouts Extra Fingers (0)
June 18 President Biden Salutes Abe Lincolns Ghost (0)
June 17 FBI Raids Bat Boy Cave (0)
June 16 The Banana Splits Reboot In The Works (0)
June 15 ARE YOU DATING A WITCH? (2)
June 15 Ben Jerrys Launches New True Crime Ice Cream (0)
June 14 Bat Boy Join The Mutant Army (0)
June 13 Dave Grohl Rocks with cicadas (0)
June 11 BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK! (0)
June 10 DILBERT CARTOONIST IS THE SON OF A GREEK GOD! (0)
June 9 WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB! (4)
June 1 HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS (0)
May 31 NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN! (5)
May 26 ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS! (10)
May 11 5 CELEBRITIES WITH BIGFOOT DNA (11)
May 9 WOMAN MARRIES PHONE (0)
May 5 DID ABE LINCOLN FAKE HIS DEATH? (4)
May 2 HOLLYWOOD TO STREAM MOVIES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN! (2)
April 30 WWN SPORTS: Teenage Pitcher Throws 151 MPH! (1)
April 30 AN ENTIRE CITY IN TREVOR NOAH’S HAIR! (0)
April 28 MAN VOTED THE GRUMPIEST PERSON IN AMERICA (3)
April 22 IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN? (24)
April 19 CHAOS IN CALIFORNIA GUN CLUB! (1)
April 14 ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY! (3)
April 10 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE (12)
April 9 CICADAS WILL OVERRUN D.C.! (2)
April 7 MAGICAL COAT TURNS INVISIBLE PEOPLE VISIBLE (1)
April 5 THE POPE BANKRUPTS THE VATICAN – AGAIN! (0)
April 5 GHOSTS ABANDONING HOUSES AT RECORD RATE! (0)
March 29 GNARLY MONSTER SURFACES IN NYC! (2)
March 25 “I WAS A BUSBOY AT THE LAST SUPPER!” (2)
March 24 RED PILL: THE BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IN YEARS! (0)
March 19 EVERYTHING GETS A SNYDER CUT! (0)
March 15 ATTACK OF THE WEREMEN! (2)
March 13 HERO DAD FLIES TO SAVE DAUGHTER! (1)
March 8 SEE SPOT SPY (1)
March 2 EDGAR ALLAN POE … STAND-UP COMEDIAN? (1)
March 2 KNOW YOUR HAT SIZE! (0)
March 2 “’REGULAR’ LIZARD IS TINY GODZILLA!” (1)
February 26 GENIUS FARMER INVENTS “SCARE-SNOW” (1)
February 24 ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR (2)
February 21 VENDING MACHINE MAFIA EXPOSED! (0)
February 17 IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS? (2)
February 16 NASCAR DRACULA! (1)
February 10 EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN! (1)
February 6 After Just 2 Weeks On Earth! (0)
February 4 ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT (1)
February 3 103-YEAR-OLD QUARANTINER EMERGES IN 2021 (0)
January 29 CHINA BUYS MOUNT RUSHMORE (3)
January 29 REDDIT USERS NOW TURN THEIR POWER TO FOOD (0)
January 25 NEWEST U.S. JUDGE IS 5-YEARS-OLD! (1)
January 25 THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY (1)
January 21 5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT! (20)
January 18 LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS! (5)
January 16 HORROR WRITER KIDNAPPED BY TEEN FANS! (2)
January 12 4 STEPS FOR PUTTING A CURSE ON ENEMIES (6)
January 7 5 THINGS TO AVOID DURING An ALIEN ABDUCTION (7)
January 6 NY WOMAN STALKED BY RUSSIAN SUB! (1)
January 4 MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG (6)

2020 (266)

December 31 SWEDISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 13 BABIES AT ONE TIME! (3)
December 31 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2021 HERE WE COME! (1)
December 29 OVERWORKED KITCHEN APPLIANCES REVOLT! (2)
December 26 2020 IS GOING TO REPEAT! (0)
December 24 BAT BOY GOES CAROLING! (2)
December 17 BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI! (2)
December 15 MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART! (1)
December 9 MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL (4)
December 7 SANTA HAS COVID! (0)
December 2 MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE (2)
November 30 MULE ELECTED MAYOR (3)
November 25 ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM! (3)
November 23 MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!” (1)
November 20 PAGE 5 HONEY – ANGELLA KATHERINE (6)
November 19 DELAWARE IS MISSING! (7)
November 17 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)
November 13 GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS! (0)
November 12 ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN! (0)
November 11 BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?! (3)
November 11 CAPITALIST PIG! (1)
November 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH (1)
November 6 HYPNOTIZED WOMAN LANDS PLANE – SAVES HUNDREDS (1)
November 5 DRIVER DRAGS BOULDER ACROSS THREE STATES (1)
November 3 ASTEROID HITS PEORIA RICOCHETS BACK INTO SPACE! (1)
October 28 MAN IS REAL LIFE RIP VAN WINKLE (1)
October 23 ASTEROID STILL HEADING FOR PEORIA ON ELECTION DAY! (3)
October 20 THE BIG SLEEP (3)
October 18 BLOODY MARY FOOD DELIVERY (1)
October 16 LETTER FROM THE EDITOR (1)
October 15 NEWS SCHEDULED TO END (0)
October 13 LAKE ERIE MONSTER SPOTTED IN CLEVELAND IS ACTUALLY A STEELER FAN! (0)
October 13 ABE LINCOLN WAS OBSESSED WITH MAYONNAISE! (3)
October 12 IS TV’S TONY DANZA OUT TO ‘OUT-GOOP’ GWYNETH? (2)
October 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH BY SAZU JEJUNE (1)
October 9 HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO! (0)
October 7 BROOKLYN MAN HASN’T STOPPED DANCING SINCE 1977! (5)
October 6 BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS (2)
October 5 COOKING WITH TOOTHPASTE (0)
October 5 RUSSIANS HACKED MY DVR! (0)
October 2 GRIZZLY BEAR PIED PIPER (0)
October 1 TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE (2)
September 29 JERSEY DEVIL DEMANDS NJ hockey TEAM change ITS NAME! (1)
September 28 PUTIN SINGS! (0)
September 28 TWO WELL-DIGGING BROTHERS DISCOVER UNDERGROUND EMPIRE! (2)
September 28 PROFESSORS TO GET TENURE INTO THE AFTERLIFE! (0)
September 22 ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK! (5)
September 22 DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE! (0)
September 21 BRING BACK WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! (3)
September 18 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune (1)
September 16 BEVERLY HILLS BIRTHDAY CLOWNS GO ROGUE! (1)
September 16 300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE. (5)
September 16 ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE (2)
September 10 GHOST MURDERER! (0)
September 10 WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS TO CALL IT QUITS (2)
September 9 JIG SAW DANCER. THE FIRST CHAMP! (0)
September 8 PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE! (1)
September 8 ANTHEMIC SAL! HE SUMS UP THE ENTIRE YEAR — in SONG! (0)
September 3 LOCH NESS MONSTER SIGNS WITH DISNEY! (1)
September 3 PIZZA HOLDS SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE! (1)
September 2 MASSACHUSETTS MAN SAVES TODDLERS FROM VICIOUS FISHER CAT! (5)
August 27 THE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER, BOB, REVEALED! (2)
August 27 FOR THE FALL: HAZMAT SUIT CHIC (1)
August 27 HOLLYWOOD TO USE REAL MONSTERS IN NEW MONSTER MOVIES! (1)
August 26 ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH ON ELECTION DAY?! (1)
August 23 THIS IS THE ONE – Sal TAKES A VACATION (0)
August 21 MAN HAS MOLE REMOVED FROM FOREHEAD (0)
August 18 US CORPORATIONS RECRUITING EMPLOYEES THROUGH SUPERNATURAL METHODS! (1)
August 12 SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE! (2)
August 11 I SURVIVED THE WAVE FROM HELL! (0)
August 7 BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST! (1)
August 7 56-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS ANIMAL CROSSING (0)
August 5 BRUTE TAMED BY PIXIES! (1)
August 4 CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE AND PUPPETS? (0)
July 31 WOMAN MARRIES HER TEDDY BEAR! (1)
July 31 BARNEY GETS JACKED! (3)
July 29 VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES (1)
July 29 DOLPHIN SIGHTED WEARING OLD CAMPAIGN GEAR (0)
July 27 AMERICAN BEARS VOW NOT TO ATTACK CAMPERS WEARING MASKS! (1)
July 26 ALONE TOGETHER – SAL KNOWS WHAT’S GOING DOWN (1)
July 24 WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ON AMERICAN TOUR! (0)
July 23 DEAR DOTTI – MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS (3)
July 23 MAN POSSESSED BY MAGIC 8 BALL! (1)
July 20 TRAINER WHO MARRIED A DOLPHIN IS PREGNANT! (1)
July 16 GIANT GREEN FOOT FOUND IN JOLLY GREEN VALLEY RIVER! (1)
July 14 SCIENTISTS DISCOVER EMOJI BUGS! (2)
July 13 GUNSLINGER REINCARNATED AS STRIPPER! (1)
July 10 WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SPATULA! (3)
July 8 BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA! (0)
July 6 LACK OF FIREWORK DISPLAYS FORCED THOUSANDS TO LIGHT THEIR FARTS (1)
July 5 POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST! (1)
July 3 EQUIVOCAL OPTIMISM! SAL SINGS OF HARD CLIMB BACK (0)
July 3 PORTAL TO HECK! (2)
July 2 BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK. (11)
June 30 SOY MILK TURNS BOY INTO WARTHOG! (1)
June 30 DEAR DOTTI (4)
June 26 UFOS OVER HOUSTON (2)
June 25 TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP (0)
June 23 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)
June 19 GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE (34)
June 19 TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED! (0)
June 17 MYSTERIOUS CLOWNS TERRIFY TOWN (1)
June 17 GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO! (1)
June 16 WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM (1)
June 15 HOLLYWOOD SET TO RE-OPEN! (1)
June 15 DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY! (4)
June 15 IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET! (3)
June 13 POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED! (8)
June 12 BOY MEETS GIRL, BOY LOSES GIRL—TO QUARANTINE! (2)
June 11 GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE! (1)
June 10 LESTER CAINE REPORT: TRUSTWORTHINESS IN MEDIA (3)
June 9 ARE YOU JUDGEMENTAL? (3)
June 8 GHOST-B-GONE (1)
June 7 MAN CLAIMS ‘UNLUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA’ PRIZE FOR THIRD YEAR IN A ROW. (2)
June 6 PAGE 5 HONEY (6)
June 4 GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY! (4)
June 3 MAN USES MUMMY WRAPPINGS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF TP (3)
June 2 MONK LEVITATES… AND GETS STUCK! (3)
May 31 BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT (3)
May 29 FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR! (3)
May 28 THE KEYS TO REOPENING – SAL DONATO (2)
May 27 WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA! (0)
May 27 SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G (1)
May 26 HERE COMES KING KOW! (2)
May 26 LANA DEL REY’S NEW ALBUM “QUESTION FOR THE CULTURE” (2)
May 20 TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING (2)
May 20 SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION CASES IN U.S. ON THE RISE (2)
May 19 LESTER CAINE: MIND CLEANSE! (2)
May 18 INVISIBLE BIBLE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF SEA! (3)
May 15 U.S. TO FIGHT “MURDER HORNETS” WITH HOMEGROWN “KILLER BEES.” (4)
May 14 WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”? (3)
May 14 TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND? (4)
May 13 POSITIVE VIBES – SAL GOES SUNNY! (2)
May 12 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE! (2)
May 12 LESTER CAINE REPORT: Suspicious golf course! (33)
May 12 EXCLUSIVE: MEET THE “REAL” DOCTOR BLEACH! (2)
May 11 TIMES SQUARE TIME TRAVELER REVEALS… “HUMANITY SURVIVES” (2)
May 8 ANIMALS RECLAIM CITY NIGHTLIFE DURING LOCKDOWN! (1)
May 7 GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR! (2)
May 6 LOCH NESS MONSTER DECLARED A GENIUS! (2)
May 5 LESTER CAINE REPORT: LAUNDROMAT INVESTIGATION (2)
May 4 THE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN! (7)
May 2 BIGFOOT IS MISSING (2)
May 1 NEW SAL SONG: “IT’LL BE ME” (0)
April 30 MISSOURI COMPANY MANUFACTURING ROSE-COLORED GLASSES (0)
April 29 ATLANTIS RESURFACES! RECONSIDERS! RESUBMERGES! (1)
April 29 THE JEWISH GRANDMOTHER COVID-19 PREVENTION METHOD (2)
April 27 COUNTRY CROONER CHANGES NAME! (2)
April 24 UNDERWATER GIANT EMERGES FROM THE ATLANTIC (0)
April 24 PYGMY PYGMIES FOUND IN AFRICA! (0)
April 23 THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS! (1)
April 20 NETWORKS TO REPLACE SHOWS WITH CARTOON VERSIONS? (3)
April 17 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALIENS (10)
April 17 SAL DONATO – Quarantine SONG “STANDING AWAY” (3)
April 17 BAKE YOUR OWN SEX MUFFINS! (0)
April 17 THUNDERDOME GROCERY STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS! (10)
April 15 PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVERED
April 14 ELDERLY COUPLE OUT FOR JOY RIDE GET CARJACKED! (2)
April 13 SEX ROBOT PREGNANT! (3)
April 13 CHANGING CLIMATE BRINGS “COMEDY WEATHER” (3)
April 12 JUDAS DIDN’T GET A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AT THE LAST SUPPER! (0)
April 9 PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS! (3)
April 9 CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION! (2)
April 9 SAL DONATO – “THESE DAYS” (1)
April 8 HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS! (4)
April 7 DO NOT FEAR FEAR ITSELF (1)
April 6 LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF! (1)
April 3 CONFUSED SERIAL KILLER ACCIDENTALLY BURIES SELF ALIVE (2)
April 3 HOUSE INFESTED BY GARDEN GNOMES! (0)
April 2 QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED! (3)
April 1 “PASSION OF THE CHRIST ON ICE” TOUR CANCELLED! (3)
April 1 THE QUARANTINE KID (2)
March 31 CELEBRITY GHOSTS ARE HOT AGAIN (0)
March 31 HOROSCOPES ALL THE SAME! (1)
March 30 TV MEDICAL SHOWS DONATE SUPPLIES TO HOSPITALS (0)
March 27 CDC Warns: DON’T USE MASK FROM ‘THE MASK’ (1)
March 27 PRODUCTION SUSPENDED ON CLINT EASTWOOD’S COOKING SHOW (0)
March 27 THE SMART PENCIL IS HERE! (0)
March 26 BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS! (14)
March 25 GIANT METEOR STEERS AWAY FROM EARTH (0)
March 25 THE BRITS HAVE BEEN FAKING THEIR ACCENTS! (1)
March 24 FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! (2)
March 24 WOMAN REUNITED WITH LONG-DEAD SISTER (2)
March 23 OLD BOARD GAME MAKES COMEBACK (1)
March 21 WWN THEME SONG (2)
March 20 DISNEY BEGINS PRODUCTION OF MAD TEA PARTY THRILLER (0)
March 20 NYC FLASH MOB DISRUPTS NOTHING (1)
March 19 IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES? (0)
March 19 THE NEW NORMAL IS THE OLD NORMAL (0)
March 18 LATE NIGHT SHOWS TO RETURN WITH INFLATABLE AUDIENCES, PUPPETS (1)
March 17 SAL DONATO’S PSA! (0)
March 17 WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN (1)
March 16 BIGFOOT HOOKER ON WALL STREET! (3)
March 16 BEST-SELLING NOVELIST REVEALED TO BE A TODDLER! (3)
March 16 IRISH PUB HAUNTED BY GHOST OF MARGARET THATCHER (0)
March 14 THE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES! (0)
March 14 MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE (0)
March 13 HILLARY ON MARS! (1)
March 12 BUTTFISH WASH ASHORE IN FLORIDA! (0)
March 11 GOVERNMENT BANS PHRASE “GOING VIRAL” (0)
March 10 EINSTEIN HAS A PODCAST! (0)
March 10 SWARM OF BEES CAUSE CHAOS AT SPELLING BEE! (0)
March 9 BANK ROBBER TAKES HIMSELF HOSTAGE! (1)
March 9 THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING! (2)
March 6 GOD RECALLS MORE THAN FIVE MILLION HUMANS (1)
March 5 WHITE HOUSE FILLS SLOT FOR PRESIDENTIAL PET (1)
March 4 BABE RUTH NEVER EXISTED! (6)
March 4 BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?! (0)
March 3 HOLOGRAPHIC AXL ARRESTED IN HOLLYWOOD! (1)
March 2 SENATE ERUPTS IN PIE FIGHT! (1)
March 2 MILLIONAIRE INVESTOR MADE FORTUNE KNOWING NOTHING! (3)
February 29 GETTING A GRIP ON OUR FEARS! (0)
February 28 AMITYVILLE DAYCARE CENTER TO CLOSE! (1)
February 28 CALIFORNIA CITY SWEARS IN DINOSAUR AS COP (2)
February 28 POLITICS BANNED FROM ALL CABLE NEWS NETWORKS? (0)
February 27 BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE! (15)
February 25 SPY GEESE! (1)
February 25 WIFE HAS DEAD HUSBAND STUFFED (1)
February 24 GEORGIA MAN PROPOSES TO HIS VOICE ASSISTANT! (0)
February 24 RETIRED SHOW-BIZ BEARS OPEN LAW FIRM (0)
February 21 LESTER CAINE REPORTS: BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN! (5)
February 20 CHAINSAW KILLER TO QUIT KILLING (0)
February 20 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP – ACTION HEATS UP! (2)
February 19 BIGFINGERS! (0)
February 19 BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE! (3)
February 18 SUSHI WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER! (1)
February 18 FAMED VENTRILOQUIST AND DUMMY TO SPLIT? (1)
February 17 A VAUDEVILLE TEAM WAS ONCE PRESIDENT (1)
February 14 MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT! (0)
February 14 MANIGATOR IN LOVE?!? (0)
February 14 PRIVATE BIG GAME HUNT IN TEXAS CALLED OFF (2)
February 12 STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY! (2)
February 11 DOLPHIN WITH HUMAN ARMS CAPTURED! (1)
February 10 DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS! (2)
February 6 TV’S ‘DUMB NEWS’ ABRUPTLY FOLDS (2)
February 6 IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER TAKES BOUNTY ON HIMSELF! (1)
February 5 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS! (1)
February 4 BAT BOY WINS IOWA! (0)
February 4 SATAN HIRES A PUBLICITY FIRM (3)
February 3 ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL! (0)
January 31 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: SIDES AND SLIDES (4)
January 30 PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE BALLET! (0)
January 29 LUST IN SPACE (0)
January 28 LESTER CAINE REPORTS ON A TRAINER MARRYING A DOLPHIN (0)
January 27 MAN ORDERS GERMAN SHEPHERD ON-LINE… (0)
January 24 LESTER CAINE REPORTS ON A TINY MERMAID! (2)
January 23 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: FULL OF FULTON! (0)
January 21 ZEUS RETURNS! (0)
January 20 YOUNG GIRL SLAYS THE BOOGEYMAN (0)
January 20 LET THEM EAT TWINKIES! (0)
January 17 TOASTER PUPS ARE HERE! (0)
January 16 ENTIRE PLANET IS THE PLAYTHING OF AN ALIEN CHILD (0)
January 15 ARE hollywood crotch candles catching fire? (2)
January 15 BIGFOOT HOOKER TELLS ALL (0)
January 14 THE LESTER CAINE REPORT (1)
January 13 SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DECLARES HIMSELF “ABOVE” SCHOOL LAW (0)
January 13 FAA ALLOWS SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION (0)
January 10 EVERY SNOWFLAKE NOW A DRONE! (0)
January 10 THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS! (0)
January 8 PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND! (0)
January 7 IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS (0)
January 7 MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST (0)
January 6 SCORSESE TO DIRECT “THE LITTLE RASCALS” (0)
January 2 TRUMP & PUTIN RIDE INTO 2020 (1)
January 2 MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD! (0)
January 2 2020 DOESN’T EXIST (1)
January 1 HAPPY NEW YEAR! (0)

2019 (100)

December 31 GUNS N’ ROSES ANNOUNCE TOUR! (0)
December 30 WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON! (0)
December 29 CRUISE SHIP TO HELL! (1)
December 27 FEDS CREATE “RAKE FORCE” (1)
December 26 SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS? (0)
December 23 JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST! (0)
December 22 BABY BORN WITH ANTLERS (0)
December 19 GEORGE LUCAS RE-EDITS STAR WARS (0)
December 18 “BOOK OF JOB – THE MUSICAL” (0)
December 17 MONK MAYHEM (0)
December 13 KRAMPUS IS COMING TO TOWN! (0)
December 12 BAT BOY DRAWS MASSIVE CROWD IN IOWA (0)
December 11 7-FOOT BELGIAN TWIN SCIENTISTS CAN HEAR THE PAST! (0)
December 10 MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE (1)
December 9 ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS! (0)
December 8 SLEEPY DOG – 2020 PREDICTIONS (2)
December 5 MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN (2)
December 4 SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB! (2)
December 4 YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE! (0)
December 2 EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND! (0)
December 1 BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE! (1)
November 28 OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING (0)
November 27 FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS (1)
November 25 QUEEN FIRES ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY! (0)
November 25 TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP! (2)
November 23 FAMILY FINDS HERMIT IN ATTIC (3)
November 21 UNICYCLE GANG TERRORIZES L.A.! (1)
November 21 EINSTEIN WAS AN ACTOR! (0)
November 20 GEYSER ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO! (0)
November 19 ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN! (0)
November 19 REFRIGERATOR CELEBRATES MOVEMBER! (0)
November 18 ALIENS LAND IN CHINA (1)
November 15 WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT (0)
November 14 BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER! (0)
November 14 BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC! (0)
November 14 ACTIVISTS PROTEST ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT TRADE (1)
November 13 PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS (0)
November 12 CHINA DIGGING TUNNEL TO THE U.S.! (0)
November 7 SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5 (0)
November 7 TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN (0)
November 7 MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD (0)
November 5 GRAVITY STOPS IN SMALL DUTCH TOWN (0)
November 5 HOLY MACKEREL (0)
November 5 NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND (0)
November 4 SPEED PREGNANCY! (0)
November 4 DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN! (1)
November 2 PHD APE TO THE RESCUE! (1)
November 1 “MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!” (0)
November 1 POPE ANNOUNCES CATHOLIC CRYPTOCURRENCY – VATICOIN! (1)
October 31 PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA! (0)
October 31 ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS! (2)
October 30 “I HAD SEX WITH SATAN” (5)
October 30 THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN (0)
October 29 THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION (0)
October 29 FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT! (4)
October 28 GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS! (0)
October 28 BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER! (0)
October 26 CLEO WAS A LEO (0)
October 25 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP: THE LATEST RECOMMENDATION (0)
October 25 TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY! (1)
October 24 MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS! (0)
October 23 REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES! (0)
October 23 FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS! (1)
October 22 GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP! (0)
October 21 SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI! (1)
October 21 THERE IS NO MARS! (0)
October 18 BEZOS TO HEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH! (1)
October 17 YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR! (0)
October 17 MIRACLE TEA! (1)
October 15 LA JETPACK OFFICERS TAKEOFF! (0)
October 15 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK! (1)
October 14 HALF-MAN, HALF-ALLIGATOR! (3)
October 13 ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK! (4)
October 11 PANDORA’S BOX FOUND IN OPRAH’S ATTIC! (1)
October 10 PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT (1)
October 9 MIRACLE SOAP! (0)
October 9 LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED! (0)
October 7 SIAMESE KANGAROO AT KANYE’S SUNDAY SERVICE (0)
October 4 BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS! (1)
October 3 TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER! (1)
October 2 HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER! (0)
October 2 IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON! (1)
October 2 BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY! (0)
September 30 WWN IS HEADING TO MARS! (0)
September 30 RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED! (2)
September 27 MOSES HAD A GPS! (0)
September 26 TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED! (0)
September 26 JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE (0)
September 25 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK! (4)
September 25 BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT! (4)
September 6 SATURN IS A GIANT UFO! (31)
September 5 ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY” (30)
September 1 SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS! (7)
August 25 GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY (60)
August 2 MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK! (35)
July 31 MARIANNE WILLIAMSON PICKS COMEDIAN AS RUNNING MATE (0)
July 31 FBI ARREST BAT BOY AT NYC COMEDY CLUB (0)
April 1 BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS! (15)
April 1 GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH! (4)
March 30 CRAZY ANTS ATTACK! (17)

2018 (10)

July 10 SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE (0)
July 7 SUPER EARTHS FOUND! (1)
July 4 YOWIE SPOTTED IN LONDON! (3)
April 18 OHIO SINKHOLE (1)
April 17 MILLIONS OF STINGRAYS WASH ASHORE (2)
April 15 NATIONAL MUD DAY (0)
April 12 WING WALKER WONDER WOMAN (0)
January 12 GWYNETH BUYS WEINSTEIN COMPANY (0)
January 11 6-INCH ALIEN (15)
January 8 MEXICANS SNEAK ONTO U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM (17)

2017 (11)

October 24 UFO CRASHES IN RUSSIA! (15)
August 2 KILLER SNAILS IN TEXAS! (7)
July 7 500-HP BUGGY! (1)
July 6 SEA BUTTERFLIES (1)
June 20 WOMAN FINDS GIANT KFC BUCKET! (6)
April 18 LOCUSTS INVADE DETROIT (3)
April 12 5,000 YEAR OLD WRITING (7)
March 28 IRAN PLANS TO BOMB HOLLYWOOD (0)
March 16 LEPRECHAUNS ATTACK! (8)
February 28 FIRST WOMAN PRIEST (4)
January 2 EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON OCTOBER 17, 2017! (1965)

2016 (17)

December 1 DONALD TRUMP BUYS SCRANTON (6)
December 1 MEGYN KELLY LEAVING FOX NEWS (2)
November 30 DECEMBER NOW DECYBER (0)
November 6 ALIEN ENDORSES TRUMP (3)
November 5 PUTIN TO CAMPAIGN WITH TRUMP (0)
October 27 JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON KILLED JFK (22)
October 9 BILLY BUSH LEAVES NBC (0)
October 6 BILL CLINTON ENDORSES DONALD TRUMP (0)
October 4 WIKIDUMP (0)
July 4 TIGER CURSED (4)
June 1 OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI! (1)
May 1 GOOGLE STREET VIEW OF HEAVEN (4)
April 30 FROZEN WOOLLY MAMMOTH (9)
April 18 BILL O'REILLY LEAVING FOX NEWS (158)
March 1 New Bat Boy Film! (1)
February 28 SUPERMOON! (28)
February 23 STUDY: CRONUTS RAISE IQ (2)

2015 (11)

October 29 STUDY: HALLOWEEN CANDY MAKES KIDS SMARTER (5)
October 27 NEW YORK CITY VOTED FRIENDLIEST PLACE ON EARTH! (5)
October 26 COOKIE MONSTER MUGS KIDS IN TIMES SQUARE (9)
October 22 HEIDI KLUM IS BAT BOY FOR HALLOWEEN (6)
October 18 JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ MARRIED! (625)
September 10 OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE (45)
September 9 WORLD'S LARGEST HALIBUT (1)
September 8 WALKING SHARK (5)
July 3 SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR! (157)
February 13 BRIAN WILLIAMS JOINS WWN (2)
January 28 KATY PERRY ENGAGED TO ROBERT PATTINSON (18)

2014 (53)

December 5 TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD! (27)
December 4 $400,000 TUNA (10)
October 14 FLU VICTIMS PUT IN FEDERAL PRISONS (3)
October 11 PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND (8)
August 1 LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY HILLARY CLINTON (2)
August 1 SHOCK JOCKS TO HOST NEW CNN SHOW (18)
July 31 CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED "OBAMA CITY" (7)
June 25 MICHAEL JACKSON SAND SCULPTURE (5)
June 24 RENT-A-BABY (20)
June 22 WORLD'S LARGEST NUTELLA HEIST! (3)
June 15 ALIENS FOUND IN HEDGE FUND LEADER'S BRAIN (0)
June 13 HISTORY OF FRIDAY THE 13TH (32)
June 13 HOW TO SURVIVE FRIDAY THE 13TH (9)
June 13 FRIDAY THE 13th – BE AFRAID! (16)
May 16 JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE (3)
May 9 BIGFOOT SKULL FOUND! (16)
May 9 PINK LAKE (4)
May 9 ASTEROID TO BOUNCE OFF EARTH TODAY! (28)
May 8 JERSEY DEVIL SPOTTED IN OKLAHOMA (6)
April 30 WILD HOGS TAKE ATLANTA! (9)
April 25 RUSSIAN WOMEN REVEAL HOW TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY (51)
April 25 MEN ON "ENDANGERED SPECIES" LIST (0)
April 25 CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT (9)
April 25 TIGER BACK WITH ELIN (64)
April 23 SAINT PUTIN? VLADIMIR PUTIN WORSHIPPED AS SAINT (9)
April 4 POPE FRANCIS RESIGNS! (20)
April 1 HILLARY CLINTON TO JOIN "THE VIEW" (2)
March 21 BERT AND ERNIE PLAN GAY WEDDING (7)
March 21 BLACKBIRDS DROPPING FROM ARKANSAS SKY (9)
March 16 ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH! (2288)
March 7 UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN (8)
March 6 BILL CLINTON PORN STAR (9)
March 5 IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE (9)
February 28 ALIEN BALLS IN MEXICO! (6)
February 28 STUDY PROVES MOST ALIENS ARE DWARFS (8)
February 27 LEGO CELLO (9)
February 14 TAYLOR SWIFT – VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE (5)
February 14 DALAI LAMA RETIRES – MOVES INTO PLAYBOY MANSION (16)
February 13 THE JESUS BOULDER (8)
February 13 RAM AND DEER TO MARRY ON VALENTINE'S DAY (5)
February 12 AMANDA BYNES SUES THE UNITED STATES (2)
February 7 PUTIN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF U.S. in 2016! (34)
February 6 TIM TEBOW SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS (4)
February 6 PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO (12)
January 17 KATHERINE WEBB VS. KATE UPTON IN LINGERIE BOWL (11)
January 17 TITANIC VIOLIN FOUND! (19)
January 17 JETS SIGN FIRST FEMALE PLAYER IN NFL (2)
January 16 STUDY: WATCHING SUPER BOWL CAUSES IMPOTENCE (7)
January 10 ‘TOY STORY 4’ WILL BE RATED R (53)
January 10 HUGGING BANNED IN NEW JERSEY (2)
January 3 THE MOONSHINE DIET (5)
January 3 BLIZZARD TO BURY THE EARTH IN SNOW! (2)
January 3 RUSSELL CROWE SPOTS UFO (5)

2013 (228)

December 20 U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN (38)
December 20 ROYAL FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD (12)
December 13 KHLOE DIVORCES LAMAR ODOM (4)
December 13 TOP 7 BIBLE FACTS (15)
December 13 KIM JONG-UN MARRIES MINNIE MOUSE (6)
December 12 ISRAELI MERMAIDS SEEN ONSHORE (67)
December 6 GOOGLE STREET VIEW REVEALS E.T. (28)
December 5 NOTRE DAME JOINS SEC (4)
December 5 AL GORE BUYS 20 OIL WELLS (3)
December 5 MANATEE RIDER (4)
December 4 KIM KARDASHIAN ON MIDEAST PEACE MISSION (1)
December 4 GIANT'S ARM FALLS ON CAR (4)
December 2 CROCODILE DUNDEE FOUND ALIVE! (1)
November 22 SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2014 (21)
November 21 DEATH ZORB (2)
November 20 SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED (2)
November 19 HILLARY CLINTON FACELIFT (37)
November 15 NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020 (1)
November 13 OBAMACARE COVERS CATS AND DOGS (7)
November 12 BIEBER TO RETIRE FROM SHOW BUSINESS (8)
November 8 FALLING SATELLITE HEADED FOR CAPITOL HILL! (7)
November 7 NFL TO BECOME FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE (4)
November 6 PEREZ HILTON OPENS STUFFED ANIMAL ZOO (6)
November 6 NYPD TAKES GUNS AWAY FROM OFFICERS (7)
October 29 ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN DECEMBER! (3219)
October 29 REAL DINOSAUR FOOT FOUND! (20)
October 28 DRONES TARGET RAND PAUL (6)
October 27 WATER MONSTER KILLED IN JERSEY (7)
October 25 THE "MAN FLU" SPREADS (4)
October 24 74 YEAR OLD BODYBUILDER (10)
October 24 GHOST KICKED OUT OF CEMETERY (7)
October 23 BLADELESS FAN (2)
October 23 FAVORITE COLOR REVEALS PERSONALITY TYPE (37)
October 16 DEBT COLLECTION NINJAS (4)
October 13 RABID BEAVERS! (6)
October 2 GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2013 (20)
September 26 OPRAH ADOPTS LINDSAY LOHAN (6)
September 20 AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES (618)
September 19 CHAOS CLOUD TAKES VIRGINIA (2)
September 19 ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP! (565)
September 18 THE JETPACK IS HERE! (92)
September 11 THE RETURN OF THE ZEPPELIN! (5)
September 9 ALIEN ICE FALLS ON BROOKLYN (6)
September 5 FRYSCRAPER ATTACKS! (3)
September 4 ALIEN ROCKS FOUND IN MEXICO! (9)
September 3 BIGGEST ALLIGATOR CAUGHT IN MISSISSIPPI! (5)
August 30 WORLD'S FURRIEST CAT! (5)
August 28 CHARLIE SHEEN FINDS KUSHTAKA! (5)
August 27 MILEY CYRUS QUITS MUSIC (13)
August 26 FARMERS' ALMANAC PREDICTS COMING ICE AGE (5)
August 23 ASTRONAUT SEES UFO! (6)
August 22 HORNED SEA MONSTER IN SPAIN! (8)
August 21 OBAMA TO BAN COWS IN USA (7)
August 20 MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014 (69)
August 19 WORLD'S LONGEST DREADLOCKS (5)
August 15 CHRIS BROWN QUITS MUSIC (2)
August 14 UFO OVER TEXAS (7)
August 13 VIRGIN GALACTIC TO FLY TO THE SUN (4)
August 10 OPRAH TURNED DOWN FOR MORTGAGE (3)
August 10 STUDY: DOLPHINS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD (3)
August 9 PINK PLANET (4)
August 8 BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER" (0)
August 8 SUBWAY SHARKS! (2)
August 6 FATBERG ATTACKS! (0)
August 6 HARVARD RATED #1 PARTY SCHOOL (11)
August 5 4-YEAR-OLD MAYOR (5)
August 1 BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN CANADA! (5)
July 31 HILLBILLY RACCOON DANCE! (3)
July 30 GIANT HOLE IN THE SUN! (4)
July 29 CHUPACABRA SPOTTED IN NORTH CAROLINA (12)
July 28 WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT (191)
July 24 CARLOS DANGER: THE MOVIE (4)
July 23 TOWN CRIER REMIX (0)
July 22 ROYAL BABY NAMED – MURRAY! (5)
July 22 KATE DELIVERS! IT'S A BOY!!! (1)
July 22 NEW STAR WARS MOVIE! (14)
July 19 ROYAL BABY! IT'S A BOY! (1)
July 18 ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT FOUND ON MOUNT SINAI! (4)
July 17 BEER COLOGNE (4)
July 16 FLYING COWS (4)
July 15 ZIMMERMAN DATING CASEY ANTHONY (6)
July 15 CASEY ANTHONY PREGNANT (190)
July 11 WORLD CHOCOLATE DAY! (4)
July 4 FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION (27)
July 3 THE TRAIN LADY (5)
July 2 200-YEAR-OLD ROCKFISH (2)
July 1 SWIMMING CARS (4)
June 28 BRO SMITH BIGFOOT (2)
June 27 MINI-ME DOLLS (2)
June 21 BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT (143)
June 17 POPE JOINS HELLS ANGELS (3)
June 15 MICHAEL JACKSON’S GHOST TESTIFIES IN TRIAL (14)
June 14 SELENA GOMEZ HAS BABY GIRL! (64)
June 13 MARS RAT (7)
June 11 PICKLES CURE OBESITY (0)
June 7 WORLD’S BIGGEST SHARK (1)
June 5 UFO CRASHES INTO VOLCANO (10)
June 4 FLYING DOGS (3)
June 4 OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A RAISE (20)
June 3 IRS TO HOLD DANCE MARATHON (1)
June 3 OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN! (1493)
May 31 MERMAIDS IN MIAMI! (7)
May 30 PINK SLUGS (8)
May 28 UFO OVER SAN DIEGO (13)
May 24 FASTEST ROCKET-POWERED BICYCLE! (1)
May 23 KE$SHA DATING A GHOST (5)
May 22 CICADAS ATTACK! (0)
May 21 WORLD’S LONGEST PYTHON (1)
May 20 DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA (7)
May 17 FLYING WITCHES ARRESTED IN KANSAS (7)
May 16 SOLAR FLARE HITS EARTH! (23)
May 16 U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS (566)
May 15 WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS (1)
May 14 ICE TSUNAMIS (0)
May 13 OBAMA SEIZES CONTROL OF THE INTERNET (5)
May 9 BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT (3)
May 8 OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013! (10)
May 7 CHARLES RAMSEY NATIONAL HERO! (5)
May 7 ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY (617)
May 6 CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER! (2)
May 4 KILLER BEES TARGET WOMEN (1)
May 2 FATKINI (15)
May 1 MAD DENTIST ON THE LOOSE! (8)
April 27 RED MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY (2)
April 24 LADYBUGS ATTACK! (4)
April 23 LEISURE SUIT GHOST (2)
April 21 UFOs OVER IRELAND (6)
April 19 CHICAGO SINKHOLE (3)
April 17 ANNE FRANK NOT A BELIEBER (3)
April 15 NORTH KOREA FIRES MISSILE AT SELF (3)
April 12 LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS PARTY AT REHAB (0)
April 11 BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT! (2)
April 11 THE BEARDED LADY (1)
April 10 CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT (1)
April 9 OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION (17)
April 8 CORNISH COLLEGE OF THE ARTS PRESENTS: BAT BOY THE MUSICAL! (3)
April 8 OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY (17)
April 4 RED ARCS THREATEN TO DESTROY EUROPE (3)
April 4 GIANT TARANTULA (0)
April 4 BAT BOY UNCOVERED (1)
April 3 MONSTER BARRACUDA (0)
April 2 CHICAGO: MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP (0)
April 2 JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED (6)
April 1 BARBARA WALTERS FIRED! (3)
April 1 OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY” (1)
March 25 7-YEAR OLD SOLVES SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE (12)
March 25 AMANDA MARCUM ENFIELD (5)
March 22 THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS! (22)
March 22 GROUNDHOG EXECUTED (5)
March 21 HACKERS FOILED BY KNICKS YOUTUBE VIDEO (3)
March 21 LENO DECLARES WAR ON FALLON (0)
March 21 OBAMA’S NCAA BRACKET (0)
March 20 TITANIC SKELETONS! (0)
March 18 LINDSEY VONN PREGNANT WITH TIGER WOODS’ BABY (9)
March 18 BAT BOY! (16)
March 18 ABE LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN! (12)
March 18 BUSTER SIMCUS! (0)
March 18 PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES (4)
March 17 ST. PATRICK’S DAY FOLLIES – 12 PHOTOS (1)
March 12 POPE BETTING SETS LAS VEGAS RECORD (2)
March 11 THOUSANDS OF PIGS DEAD (0)
March 11 ‘FACE OFF’ CONTESTANT RIPS MODEL’S FACE OFF (0)
March 8 JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE (19)
March 6 TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER (8)
March 6 SEAN PENN TO REPLACE CHAVEZ (0)
March 5 BRITNEY SPEARS BACK WITH K-FED (3)
March 4 CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN (5)
March 4 DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA (8)
March 2 RIHANNA PREGNANT WITH CHRIS BROWN’S BABY (22)
February 28 BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED! (3)
February 27 BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE! (7)
February 26 TED JOINS NEW CAST OF DANCING WITH THE STARS (4)
February 26 THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE! (3)
February 25 THE ONION TO SHUT DOWN AFTER OFFENSIVE TWEET (4)
February 25 SETH MACFARLANE BOMBS AT OSCARS (0)
February 24 BLOOMBERG BANS PIZZA (4)
February 22 BLADE RUNNER TAKES OFF INTO THE JUNGLE! (3)
February 21 RIHANNA DUMPS CHRIS BROWN FOR DRAKE (9)
February 20 AFFLECK TO DIRECT, STAR IN SPIELBERG BIOPIC (4)
February 20 SONY REVEALS $100 PLAYSTATION 4 (7)
February 19 CELEBRITY DIVING: KATHERINE WEBB SCORES PERFECT 10! (6)
February 19 LED ZEPPELIN TO TOUR U.S. THIS SUMMER! (15)
February 19 SKY RAINS POGS IN VIRGINIA (2)
February 17 POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD (2)
February 15 DRONES TARGET NRA MEMBERS (3)
February 13 KRIS HUMPHRIES BACK WITH KIM KARDASHIAN! (5)
February 12 BLACK POPE (0)
February 11 AMERICAN POPE (1)
February 11 POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS (6)
February 10 ALIEN BUSINESS VENTURES ON EARTH REVEALED (2)
February 9 BLOOMBERG BANS ALCOHOL IN NYC (10)
February 6 RIHANNA PUNCHES OUT CHRIS BROWN (2)
February 6 APPLE RELEASES NEW PRODUCT – iCLIMAX (2)
February 5 SIBERIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER (0)
February 4 RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE (0)
February 4 WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS (8)
February 4 SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT! (2)
February 3 HARBAUGH HUG (0)
February 1 HARRY STYLES DATING DEMI MOORE (8)
February 1 BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE! (1)
January 31 JOHNNY MANZIEL TRICK SHOT (1)
January 29 CHRIS BROWN VS. THE WORLD (5)
January 29 FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU (0)
January 29 MANURE MODELS (2)
January 28 MANTI TE'O AUTO-TUNED (0)
January 28 LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL (7)
January 28 OBAMA JOINS NRA (5)
January 25 KATHERINE WEBB PREGNANT (4)
January 24 KATIE COURIC DATING MANTI TE'O! (4)
January 23 HITLER DUBS (2)
January 23 OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS (6)
January 22 NICKI MINAJ FIRED FROM AMERICAN IDOL (100)
January 22 GRANDPARENTS TO BE BANNED FROM FACEBOOK (4)
January 20 TIM TEBOW DATING MANTI'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND (14)
January 20 CASEY ANTHONY ADOPTS A BABY (832)
January 19 OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION (22)
January 18 LANCE ARMSTRONG: "MY TWIN BROTHER DID IT" (3)
January 17 MANTI TE'O CONFESSES TO OPRAH (2)
January 17 MANTI TE'O HOAX: HE'S NOT HAWAIIAN (14)
January 16 HILLARY CLINTON TO DIVORCE BILL (26)
January 15 FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS! (786)
January 14 LADY GAGA SHOOTS HER GUN BRA! (10)
January 10 OBAMA GETS BEST ACTOR NOD (1)
January 10 MUSBURGER STALKING KATHERINE WEBB (8)
January 9 HARRY STYLES DUMPS TAYLOR SWIFT (29)
January 5 ED ANGER SAYS: SEND AL GORE TO ARABIA! (6)
January 2 LINDSAY LOHAN MAKES 2013 PREDICTIONS (8)
January 2 BAT BOY'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS (5)

2012 (707)

December 31 BAT BOY RIDES NEW YEAR'S BALL (3)
December 31 FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (UPDATE) (1588)
December 31 RGIII MEETS WITH OBAMA ON FISCAL CLIFF (1)
December 31 KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT (0)
December 30 OBAMA WILL SEEK THIRD TERM (44)
December 28 PSY TO PERFORM AT SUPER BOWL (12)
December 23 BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD! (8)
December 21 END OF THE WORLD POSTPONED (251)
December 20 OBAMA HEADS TO DOOMSDAY BUNKER (9)
December 20 END OF WORLD CONFIRMED (1003)
December 20 INSTAGRAM NOW SELLING YOUR PHOTOS (3)
December 19 EAGLE FLIES AWAY WITH TWO-YEAR-OLD (16)
December 18 BAT BOY GIFTS, WEEKLY WORLD NEWS GIFTS! (4)
December 18 TIN FOIL HATS WILL SAVE YOU FROM MAYAN DOOMSDAY (10)
December 16 TAYLOR SWIFT PREGNANT (319)
December 16 SURVIVAL PODS (11)
December 15 END OF THE WORLD BALL TO DROP IN TIMES SQUARE (3)
December 14 KATE MIDDLETON'S ROYAL ULTRASOUND (5)
December 13 STORAGE WARS: JIMMY HOFFA'S BODY FOUND IN LOCKER (14)
December 12 12 APOSTLES APPEAR ON 12.12.12 (1)
December 12 CONFIRMED: BIGFOOT FOUND IN SIBERIA (30)
December 11 SAVE YOURSELF: GET ON THE DOOMSDAY MOTHERSHIP (84)
December 11 HOBBITS INVADE MIAMI (3)
December 10 CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON (23)
December 8 BILL CLINTON NAMED AMBASSADOR TO LIBYA (5)
December 7 LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD (4)
December 6 MISS BUMBUM 2012 (5)
December 6 DOG MAYOR FACES POUND FOR CORRUPTION CHARGES (0)
December 5 PIPPA MIDDLETON PREGNANT (4)
December 4 MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE (44)
December 3 KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT! (716)
December 2 BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS (2)
November 30 OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL (728)
November 29 MITT ROMNEY WINS POWERBALL LOTTERY (5)
November 28 KHL GIRLS! (3)
November 28 BIGFOOT HAS THREE WIVES (12)
November 28 OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY (8)
November 26 CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL! (1)
November 23 ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS! (6)
November 21 MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND (13)
November 19 THAI PRIME MINISTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBAMA (77)
November 17 UFO OVER DENVER (5)
November 16 TOP TEN GIFTS FROM WWN! (0)
November 16 THE DAY TWINKIES DIED (6)
November 16 PAULA BROADWELL TO DO PLAYBOY (20)
November 15 PETRAEUS HIRED AS PRINCETON PRESIDENT (1)
November 14 PETRAEUS PARTY HOSTESS IS RUSSIAN SPY (0)
November 13 LOVE IS WAR (2)
November 13 20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION! (72)
November 12 MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS (5)
November 12 FEMA RUNS OUT OF WATER (2)
November 9 BAT BOY TATTOO CRAZE (6)
November 8 POTHEADS FLOCK TO DENVER! (4)
November 8 STORM CONFIRMS END-OF-WORLD MAYAN PROPHECY (37)
November 7 JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION (0)
November 7 BIG BIRD LIVES! (2)
November 7 WALL STREET DOOMSDAY COMING IN DECEMBER! (40)
November 6 TEBOW BACKS ROMNEY (4)
November 6 CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA! (4)
November 5 ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! (11)
November 5 SEAN PENN COMES TO THE RESCUE IN STATEN ISLAND! (3)
November 1 GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA (15)
October 31 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN! (5)
October 31 MAYOR BLOOMBERG: MANDATORY 6 PEOPLE PER CAR (18)
October 31 GOOGLE MAPS REVEALS REAL JURASSIC PARK (5)
October 30 BLOOMBERG: LOOTERS WILL BE PUT IN INTERNMENT CAMPS (52)
October 29 FRANKENSTORM SLAMS NEW YORK CITY (7)
October 29 MANTI TE'O A LOCK FOR THE HEISMAN (2)
October 28 GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE" (4)
October 28 OBAMA: COLLEGE WILL BE FREE FOR EVERYONE (6)
October 25 GLORIA ALLRED HAS 'OCTOBER SURPRISE'! (1)
October 23 DONALD TRUMP BOMBSHELL ON OBAMA! (16)
October 23 ED ANGER ON OBAMA (5)
October 22 ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE (19)
October 22 HILLARY TO JOIN OBAMA AT DEBATE TONIGHT! (6)
October 19 ROMNESIA SPREADING! (7)
October 18 ROSS PEROT FOUND ALIVE! (4)
October 17 MISS ZUMBA 2012! (13)
October 16 OBAMA WINS SECOND DEBATE! (31)
October 16 ENDANGERED HAWAIIAN PUMA POACHED BY PARTY ANIMALS (3)
October 16 HILLARY ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT (1)
October 15 OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE (16)
October 15 ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MAN (3)
October 12 BEST OF BIDEN (27 PHOTOS) (0)
October 11 RYAN WINS DEBATE! (26)
October 11 ROMNEY LEADS BY 15 IN… CALIFORNIA! (4)
October 10 CONFIRMED: WORLD WILL END OCTOBER 21, 2012 (1799)
October 9 JOE BIDEN'S GONE MISSING! (7)
October 9 DANNY DEVITO DATING KIRSTIE ALLEY (2)
October 8 BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY! (5)
October 8 KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN (2)
October 5 FUN WITH PRESIDENTS! (28 PHOTOS) (4)
October 4 OBAMA RESIGNS! (75)
October 4 SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL (6)
October 4 DOG WITH HUMAN HANDS COMPOSES MAGNUM OPUS (5)
October 3 MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE! (9)
October 2 GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER (8)
October 2 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER HONORED AT KENNEDY CENTER (2)
October 1 FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (25213)
October 1 DINOSAURS PLAYED WITH MARBLES (14)
October 1 700 POUND ALLIGATOR (10)
September 27 SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE (3)
September 26 ASTEROID TO DESTROY THE MOON ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2012 (66)
September 26 AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER! (10)
September 26 U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD (4)
September 24 SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS (9)
September 21 GIGA PET BECOMES SELF-AWARE (9)
September 20 OBAMA REDESIGNS AMERICAN FLAG (94)
September 18 JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH (13)
September 18 TAYLOR SWIFT MARRIES CONOR KENNEDY (31)
September 16 ASTROLOGERS PREDICT OBAMA WILL WIN! (55)
September 15 BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT! (19)
September 13 $9.99 A GALLON GAS! (7)
September 12 ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT! (18)
September 11 IS KHLOE KARDASHIAN O.J.'s DAUGHTER? (25)
September 11 L.A. STINK (1)
September 10 JOE BIDEN JOINS HELLS ANGELS (8)
September 7 HUMAN FOLLIES (28 PHOTOS) (6)
September 6 MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK (11)
September 6 CITIZENS WANT CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE BOMBS (6)
September 5 JESSICA SIMPSON LOVES BEING FAT (56)
September 5 MICHELLE OBAMA: BARACK IS THE MESSIAH! (38)
September 2 OBAMA BUYS EASTWOOD CHAIR (8)
September 1 PRINCE HARRY SPOTTED AT BURNING MAN! (4)
August 31 EPIC CLOTHING FAILS (32 PHOTOS) (6)
August 31 OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN (2)
August 30 BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY (1)
August 23 PIPPA JOINS HARRY IN VEGAS! (4)
August 22 PRINCE HARRY LOSES $50 MILLION IN VEGAS (81)
August 18 WEIRD AL TATTOOS CHEST WITH HAWAIIAN SHIRT (13)
August 17 RYAN LOCHTE TRADEMARKS “JEAH” FOR $5 MILLION (5)
August 16 EXTREME MORONS! (7)
August 16 OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY (40)
August 15 CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT (9)
August 15 BLACKBIRDS FALL FROM NEW JERSEY SKY (15)
August 14 ROBERT PATTINSON DATING TAYLOR SWIFT (12)
August 13 2012 OLYMPICS CLOSING CEREMONY (3)
August 13 NYC BUYS 21 SCAMJETS (1)
August 10 THE ONE PERCENT BUY OUT ILLUMINATI (11)
August 10 USAIN BOLT SIGNS WITH NEW YORK JETS (7)
August 9 FUN WITH KIDS! (5)
August 8 NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION! (276)
August 7 KILLER BEES ATTACK HILLARY CLINTON (5)
August 6 MARTIANS ATTACK MARS ROVER! (9)
August 6 BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP (27)
August 3 FUN WITH ANIMALS – 36 PHOTOS! (6)
August 2 ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A (9)
August 2 CHICK-FIL-A SERVES ONE BILLION IN ONE DAY (6)
August 1 SNOOP DOGG NOW SNOOP LION (10)
July 31 KOBE BRYANT GETS GOLD IN OLYMPIC SEX (9)
July 30 PIPPA MIDDLETON PLAYS BEACH VOLLEYBALL (8)
July 27 STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO WHEN DRUNK (4)
July 27 2012 OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY (5)
July 26 JANET JACKSON MISSING! (18)
July 25 BRUCE JENNER DIVORCES KRIS JENNER (113)
July 24 FAT COMIC HAS NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN! (44)
July 23 GOAT MAN SPOTTED IN UTAH! (17)
July 22 NCAA TO GIVE PENN STATE THE DEATH PENALTY (6)
July 20 GIRLS BAT BOY WOULD LIKE TO DATE (30 Photos) (15)
July 19 SATURN READY TO EXPLODE (30)
July 18 COOPER-CRUISE: NEW POWER COUPLE (4)
July 17 U.S. OLYMPIC UNIFORMS BURNED IN DC (5)
July 16 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN BANNED FROM BRITAIN (9)
July 14 ALMOST SUPERHEROES (31 Photos) (8)
July 13 PENN STATE TAKES DOWN PATERNO STATUE (7)
July 10 SOFIA VERGARA ENGAGED (3)
July 9 U.S. ARMY BUILDS ISLAND IN ATLANTIC (2)
July 9 REAL-LIFE SPIDER-MAN WANTS HIS ROYALTIES (2)
July 9 JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING (6)
July 6 MYLA SINANAJ PREGNANT (3)
July 5 KATE MIDDLETON CELEBRATES AMERICA! (7)
July 3 IN SEARCH OF THE “WILD MAN” (5)
July 2 PAULA COLE HAS FOUND THE COWBOYS (8)
July 2 TOM CRUISE WON’T ALLOW DIVORCE (11)
June 29 LEAKED ‘BREAKING BAD’ SCRIPT: IT WAS ALL A DREAM (9)
June 28 GOOGLE GLASSES TAKE OFF (10)
June 27 ALIEN SPACESHIP FOUND IN BALTIC SEA (89)
June 26 SUBMIT YOUR… PHOTOS, STORIES, VIDEO (55)
June 26 KATE MIDDLETON DEMOTED! (23)
June 26 JON HAMM ROBBED (6)
June 25 STUDY: MEN MORE EVOLVED THAN WOMEN (12)
June 20 VANILLA ICE LIVES (8)
June 19 ALEC BALDWIN WEDDING PHOTOS (14)
June 19 SELENA GOMEZ PREGNANT WITH BIEBER’S BABY (7437)
June 19 KATY PERRY NUDESUIT (16)
June 15 VANCOUVER UFO (3)
June 15 HEIDI KLUM CHUGS (4)
June 14 KOBE AND LEBRON: FACEOFF (5)
June 14 KIM KARDASHIAN BUTT DOUBLE (12)
June 14 UFO OVER ROCHESTER (12)
June 14 DRAKE KNOCKS OUT CHRIS BROWN (6)
June 14 BELTWAY UFO (14)
June 13 MONSTER CAT (10)
June 13 TOP 10 FATHER'S DAY GIFTS! (5)
June 12 CHER LOVES ROMNEY (4)
June 12 FACEBOOK OFFERS ‘DISLIKE’ BUTTON (35)
June 11 ASIAN MEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A WOMAN HAPPY (62)
June 11 LOHAN CRASH (3)
June 11 HUCKABEE TO TOUR WITH MADONNA (1)
June 8 "I'LL HAVE ANOTHER" SCRATCHES (3)
June 8 ZOMBIE BULLETS (8)
June 7 KATE MIDDLETON SHOES (12)
June 7 MILEY CYRUS PREGNANT (164)
June 6 AXL ROSE ROBBED (3)
June 6 IOWA MAMMOTH (8)
June 6 MILEY CYRUS ENGAGED (23)
June 6 TARANTULAS ATTACK INDIA! (16)
June 6 OBAMA-CLOONEY BROMANCE (8)
June 5 GIANT SQUID FOUND! (2)
June 5 FACEBOOK JUNIOR (3)
June 4 ZOMBIES VS. CANNIBALS (16)
June 4 QUEEN ELIZABETH TO GIVE UP THE THRONE (21)
June 3 AMELIA EARHART FOUND (24)
June 2 KAT VON D SUES KAT VON D (3)
June 1 FALLING SHEEP! (5)
June 1 THE GREEN LANTERN IS GAY! (15)
June 1 BILL CLINTON BACKS ROMNEY (9)
June 1 PACQUIAO TRAINS AT SAN DIEGO ZOO! (0)
May 31 FLESH-EATING BATH SALTS (13)
May 30 MALIBU MAYANS (6)
May 30 UFC RING GIRL KNOCKS OUT BOYFRIEND (7)
May 30 FRANKENFISH (2)
May 30 OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG (4)
May 29 KUNG FU KANGAROO! (6)
May 29 HOWARD STERN TO REPLACE LENO (6)
May 28 BIEBER BUSTED! (16)
May 28 BEE STORM! (2)
May 28 RIHANNA BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN (511)
May 28 ELVIS' TOMB IS EMPTY (35)
May 27 MADONNA SINGS IN BETHLEHEM (0)
May 26 MILEY CYRUS TO DO PLAYBOY (762)
May 25 ALIENS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! (UPDATE) (176)
May 25 THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN! (12)
May 24 REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD! (13)
May 24 CAVEMAN FLUTE (3)
May 23 FACEBOOK ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE! (5)
May 23 CASEY ANTHONY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS! (6)
May 23 WORLD'S RICHEST WOMAN (5)
May 23 CHRIS BROWN FANS DECLARE WAR ON AMERICA! (7)
May 23 SELENA GOMEZ TO STAR IN 50 SHADES OF GREY (2)
May 22 QUEEN ELIZABETH SELLS HER BLOOMERS (1)
May 22 MILEY CYRUS SEX ADVICE (26)
May 22 SUPERMAN IS GAY (17)
May 22 GARDEN OF EDEN FOUND! (48)
May 21 SIBERIA TO BECOME PART OF U.S. (133)
May 21 WORLD'S LARGEST POOL (9)
May 21 MEN IN BLACK SUITS (13)
May 21 LEPRECHAUN TO FIGHT OBAMA (2)
May 21 CURSING STONE FOUND IN CANNA (1)
May 21 STUDY: YOGA CAUSES MENTAL ILLNESS (123)
May 20 MASSIVE SOLAR ECLIPSE! (5)
May 20 ZUCKERBERG MARRIED! (2)
May 19 SUSANNE EMAN – THE 728-POUND WOMAN (81)
May 18 WORLD'S BEST BEER (3)
May 18 FACEBOOK IPO WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!! (9)
May 17 EARTH WILL RUN OUT OF NATURAL RESOURCES BY 2015 (7)
May 17 STUDY: SUGAR MAKES YOU STUPID! (7)
May 16 SEINFELD REPLACES GRANT WILSON ON 'GHOST HUNTERS' (124)
May 16 OPIE AND ANTHONY JOIN AMERICAN IDOL (18)
May 16 BAT BOY ON PRETTY LITTLE LIARS! (4)
May 16 LOCH NESS MONSTER FOUND (31)
May 15 THE SANDWICH IS 250 YEARS OLD TODAY! (6)
May 15 TANNING MOM TO DO PLAYBOY! (5)
May 15 ZODIAC DRINKS (8)
May 15 VINTAGE PHOTO PROVES JAMES CAMERON WILL TIME TRAVEL (4)
May 14 ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE (18)
May 14 EIFFEL TOWER TALKS TO ALIENS (10)
May 14 SUPERVILLAINS ATTACK SEATTLE! (1)
May 14 WORLD'S TALLEST LEGO (2)
May 13 RANCHER LASSOS FLYING COW (2)
May 12 REVERSE MASSAGE (6)
May 11 MAYANS HAD CONTACT WITH ALIENS (103)
May 11 THE ICE BRA IS HERE! (3)
May 11 JOHN TRAVOLTA: ALIEN OR NOT? (10)
May 10 GEORGE AND JOHN STILL MAKING MUSIC IN HEAVEN! (24)
May 10 GOD'S FINGERS! (0)
May 10 BICYCLE-POWERED TELEVISION (11)
May 10 HITLER GOLDFISH (5)
May 9 800 POUND BRIDE (9)
May 9 WORLD'S GREATEST SURFER (3)
May 9 UNIDENTIFIED FLOATING OBJECT (4)
May 9 PIPPA MIDDLETON MOVING TO NEW YORK CITY (5)
May 9 PAM MATRANGA MOTORBOAT (0)
May 9 YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE AN ALIEN! (13)
May 8 THE DEVIL GIRL OF DEVONSHIRE (2)
May 8 DOG-EATING CROCODILE (1)
May 8 WORLD'S FATTEST CAT DIES (18)
May 8 ALIENS KILLING PERU'S DOLPHINS (11)
May 8 "MEN IN BLACK" EDITION AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON KINDLE (1)
May 8 WHITE HOUSE UNVEILS NEW AMERICAN FLAG (130)
May 8 MIAMI PORN: WHERE EVERYONE’S A STAR (9)
May 7 FACEBOOK IPO ROADSHOW (6)
May 7 WORLD'S BIGGEST HORN (4)
May 7 RIHANNA SNL (2)
May 7 SURFER GHOST (6)
May 7 DINOSAUR GAS (8)
May 7 MARILYN MONROE WAS A KGB AGENT (2)
May 7 SOLAR FLARE HEADED FOR EARTH! (24)
May 6 FLYING HOVERCRAFT (2)
May 5 TOP TEN HOUSEPLANTS (1)
May 5 SABERCAT TO WIN KENTUCKY DERBY (6)
May 5 WORLD'S GREATEST SLAM DUNK! (5)
May 4 BABY DINOSAUR FOUND IN THE CATSKILLS (12)
May 3 FLORIDA SINKHOLE (11)
May 3 JUNIOR FUN TAN (17)
May 3 TUPAC RESURRECTION TOUR ANNOUNCED (24)
May 3 RUNAWAY OSTRICH! (1)
May 3 ASSASSIN BUG (2)
May 2 MARTIAN EGG (10)
May 2 DWARF EMPIRE (5)
May 2 ENTIRE TOWN LOSES MEMORY (15)
May 1 ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON'S SKULL (145)
May 1 ALIENS VISIT SPACE SHUTTLE (3)
May 1 EARTH'S SECOND MOON APPEARS! (223)
April 30 GROLAR BEARS! (4)
April 30 STRANGE TAKEOUT (12)
April 30 10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL (18)
April 30 MARS ROVER (2)
April 30 ALIEN CAPTURED (8)
April 27 CLOAKED SPACESHIPS (4)
April 26 HOUDINI SPEAKS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! (15)
April 26 AFRONAUTS (9)
April 26 GODZILLA FOSSIL (8)
April 26 KUNG FU HAMSTER (6)
April 26 ALIEN SPACESHIP CIRCLING THE SUN! (31)
April 25 FLORENCE COLGATE (22)
April 25 BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN (7)
April 25 ZOMBIES BACK ROMNEY (12)
April 25 UFO OVER SOUTH KOREA (10)
April 25 PURPLE CRAB (2)
April 25 SLAIN PAINTER'S SPIRIT ROAMS MUSEUM (6)
April 25 OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION (293)
April 24 GIRL IN A SINK HOLE! (5)
April 24 DINOSAUR VIRUS (4)
April 24 SUPERCAT (4)
April 24 MEGAN FOX PREGNANT (19)
April 24 AMERICANS HEAD TO MEXICO FOR JOBS (11)
April 23 ALIENS FIRE ON CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA (19)
April 23 THE BATTLE OF THE BEARDS (2)
April 23 OFF-ROAD SKATEBOARD (3)
April 22 PENGUIN STOLEN! (0)
April 21 GOOGLE TO GO WHERE NO SITE HAS GONE BEFORE (1)
April 21 WORLD'S LARGEST BAT CAVE (5)
April 20 TINY HOUSE PEOPLE (4)
April 20 FACEBOOK GIRLFRIEND (5)
April 20 RACCOONS ATTACK WOMAN ON NY TRAIN (6)
April 20 FLYING ATOMIC CLOCK (4)
April 19 GHOST GROPER IN ENGLAND (4)
April 19 MONKEY MAN RUNNING (5)
April 19 BAT BOY SPOTTED AT NORTH HENNEPIN COMMUNITY COLLEGE! (2)
April 18 OBAMA EATS ROMNEY'S DOG (9)
April 18 ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW (6)
April 18 FIRST BLACK "BACHELOR" ANNOUNCED (4)
April 18 TELEVISION FOR DOGS (4)
April 18 UGLIEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (7)
April 18 FROZEN COWS BLOWN UP! (9)
April 17 U.S. INVADES CHICAGO! (3)
April 17 KILLER RACCOONS IN FLORIDA! (2)
April 17 "OBAMA MONEY" HANDED OUT IN NEW YORK (8)
April 16 WEDDING DRESS DIET (12)
April 16 CLEVELAND CORKSCREW (0)
April 16 COLOMBIAN WOMAN: MY SERVICE IS NO SECRET (6)
April 16 NASA FOUND AND KILLED MARTIANS (15)
April 15 WORLD'S OLDEST SUPERMODEL (5)
April 15 STUDY: HAPPINESS CAUSES DEPRESSION (19)
April 15 THE WORLD'S GREATEST METEORITE (2)
April 15 BABATOONA LIVES! (8)
April 14 TITANIC SUNK BY THE MOON! (14)
April 14 TITANIC SUNK BY UNDERWATER UFO (73)
April 14 T-SHIRT TRIBUTE TO THE TITANIC! (2)
April 14 WWN FRAMED TITANIC COVER STORIES! (1)
April 14 TITANIC MEMORIAL CRUISE (6)
April 13 WORLD'S BIGGEST DOG (21)
April 13 MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES WITH SISTER WIVES (7)
April 12 SOLAR PANEL IN OUTER SPACE (10)
April 12 PARALLEL WORLD HIDDEN INSIDE EARTH (9)
April 12 MEET THE CHORK (4)
April 12 PENTAGON TO BUILD TERMINATORS (6)
April 11 FLYING RUSSIAN GIRL (11)
April 11 ZOMBIE SURVIVAL MAP (15)
April 11 FACE OF GOD IN SPACE DUST (6)
April 10 FIREBALL OVER TEXAS (11)
April 10 BERTOLD WIESNER: FATHER OF 600 (2)
April 10 OBAMA BASKETBALL (2)
April 10 LAXATIVE FOUND IN TOWN’S WATER SUPPLY (4)
April 9 ROMNEY ON OLYMPIC BODYBOARDING TEAM! (5)
April 9 WORST CHEAP SHOT IN SPORTS HISTORY! (6)
April 9 ALIENS SPACESHIP CIRCLES PASSENGER PLANE (12)
April 8 EASTER BUNNY COLLAPSES! (3)
April 8 INTERNATIONAL PILLOW FIGHT DAY (0)
April 7 $50 MILLION APARTMENT (5)
April 6 KURT COBAIN LIVES! (9)
April 6 HOMEMADE GASOLINE (5)
April 5 OBAMA TO PLAY IN MASTERS (9)
April 5 SHOTGUN RAINBOW (VIDEO) (1)
April 5 FIVE PEOPLE ONE GUITAR (0)
April 5 FEATHERED DINOSAUR (3)
April 5 OLDEST HUMAN REMAINS (0)
April 4 ZOMBIE GUN (15)
April 4 12 ANCIENT BEAUTY SECRETS (26)
April 4 FLYING SEMIS – (VIDEO) (3)
April 4 JACK THE SCISSORS (0)
April 4 DOG SCOUTS OF AMERICA (4)
April 3 STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS! (26)
April 3 DOG STEPS FORWARD AS MEGA MILLIONS WINNER (7)
April 3 THE FLYING CAR IS HERE! (14)
April 3 THE YOGA TAX (12)
April 3 RUSSIAN SPY SEDUCED JOE BIDEN (2)
April 2 TALLEST TREEHOUSE IN THE WORLD (5)
April 2 BACON COFFIN (4)
April 1 O.J. DIDN'T DO IT! (7)
April 1 KATE AND WILLIAM GETTING DIVORCED (27)
March 31 SPIDERGIRL (3)
March 31 BRANSON TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (10)
March 31 GRANNY GYMNAST (6)
March 30 LIST OF BANNED WORDS IN NATION'S SCHOOLS (13)
March 30 DEAD BODY EXPLODES IN FUNERAL HOME (14)
March 30 MARILYN MONROE PHOTOS ON AUCTION BLOCK (6)
March 30 TWITTER TOILET PAPER (4)
March 29 APPLE LOWERS IPHONE PRICES (8)
March 29 REAL LIFE BARBIE DOLLS (10)
March 29 SUPER EARTH FOUND WITH SUPER HUMANS (31)
March 28 BED BUNKER (6)
March 28 TALKING PINK ELEPHANTS! (6)
March 28 THE TIM TEBOW CRUISE (6)
March 28 HOODIE NATION (4)
March 27 ALIENS TAKE OVER SAHARA DESERT (12)
March 27 OBAMA IS A RUSSIAN SPY? (8)
March 27 CAT-SIZED RATS INVADE FLORIDA! (8)
March 27 HOROSCOPES – APRIL 2012 – LOVE, WEALTH, HEALTH (6)
March 26 THE CHOCOLATE DIET (10)
March 26 SEA MONSTER WASHES ASHORE (5)
March 26 SNOWMAN ATTACKS PASSENGER TRAIN IN MOSCOW (5)
March 26 FLYING DOLPHINS (3)
March 26 $15 MILLION WEDDING (3)
March 26 TITANOTEBOW (6)
March 25 GHOST CAUGHT ON SUPERMARKET VIDEO (10)
March 25 ALIENS TO SAVE BELIEVERS FROM DOOMSDAY (8)
March 25 PSYCHIC SURGEON: JOHN OF GOD (2)
March 24 LIFE ON MARS! (8)
March 24 KILLER WASPS TAKE INDONESIA (10)
March 23 BAT BOY SPOTTED AT COMEDY CLUBS (3)
March 23 NORTH CAMPUS COUGAR (3)
March 23 WORLD'S SMALLEST PUPPY (8)
March 22 ALIEN SHIP CRASHES IN SIBERIA (9)
March 22 LEVITATING MONK (5)
March 22 MYSTERIOUS BOOMS PLAGUE WISCONSIN CITY (6)
March 21 ELECTRONIC TATTOO – BY NOKIA (4)
March 21 CINNAMON CURES (25)
March 21 FLYING PLANKTON (3)
March 21 SAINTS SIGN TEBOW! (10)
March 21 DIAL-A-STAR (9)
March 20 ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE! (6)
March 20 UFO FILES MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR (11)
March 20 GOLDIE HAWN: HAPPINESS EXPERT (4)
March 20 GORILLA ON THE LOOSE! (3)
March 20 ASHTON KUTCHER LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (14)
March 19 PANDA POO TEA (6)
March 19 THE GREAT SQUIRREL WAR OF 2012 (4)
March 19 PEYTON MANNING PICKS THE BRONCOS (2)
March 19 WOLF-COYOTE (5)
March 19 BRIDE MARRIES HERSELF (7)
March 18 WORLD SCARIEST CAT (7)
March 18 WORLD'S LARGEST MANTA RAY (1)
March 18 FAKE DONUTS (5)
March 17 ALIEN PHONE (16)
March 16 UFO OVER CHILE (8)
March 16 HUNGER GAMES INSPIRES "GLADIATOR STYLE" TV (4)
March 16 CLOONEY ARRESTED (5)
March 16 FLOWER-EATING KILLER BEAVERS (8)
March 15 DEATH STAR REFUELS AT THE SUN (11)
March 15 PROP COMIC SUFFERS HEART ATTACK (3)
March 15 HUNGER GAMES MOVIE: KATNISS KILLED OFF (6)
March 15 CHINESE DISCOVER NEW HUMAN SPECIES (18)
March 14 WOOLY MAMMOTH CLONED (64)
March 14 GIANT RATS BREEDING IN SUBWAY SYSTEM (6)
March 14 BUGEYES REVEALED (2)
March 14 ALIEN FOAM KILLING HOGS (5)
March 14 WANTED: KANGOROUS (12)
March 14 TOILET SNAKES IN MANHATTAN! (14)
March 13 SOUTHERN LIGHTS (8)
March 13 ROMNEY ADDS "WOMAN" TO PLAYLIST (5)
March 13 REBEKAH BROOKS IS A WITCH! (7)
March 13 PINK SLIME MANDATORY IN SCHOOLS (5)
March 13 MAN EVOLVED FROM RABBITS (6)
March 12 ALIENS LAND IN JAPAN (16)
March 12 560 MILLION YEAR OLD ANIMAL (5)
March 12 NASA LAUNCHES MISSION TO THE SUN (6)
March 10 NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE (10)
March 9 ALIENS ATTACK PHOENIX (21)
March 9 DWARF BULLFIGHTING (7)
March 9 CHINESE JESUS (12)
March 8 400 MILLION YEAR OLD MACHINE (69)
March 8 PUTIN DONATES 1 BILLION TO OBAMA SUPERPAC? (2)
March 8 KILLER TURKEY (4)
March 7 MANTYHOSE (8)
March 7 10 GREATEST BAR BETS (3)
March 7 KIM KARDASHIAN'S GOING BALD! (23)
March 6 PEYTON MANNING CUT! (10)
March 6 WORLD'S BIGGEST TUNA (6)
March 6 WANTED: REINDEER BOY (9)
March 6 WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD (17)
March 6 CHUPACABRAS KILL MEXICAN SHEEP (8)
March 6 RUSH LIMBAUGH FIRED! (15)
March 5 CHINESE RELEASE THE iPHONE 8 (14)
March 5 ALIENS ATTACK GREAT BRITAIN! (17)
March 5 SPEECH-JAMMING GUN (4)
March 5 ZOMBIE GATOR (3)
March 5 INVISIBLE MAN CALLS 911 (4)
March 4 DUBLIN SAINT'S HEART STOLEN (2)
March 4 WOLFMAN (1)
March 4 GIANT ASTEROID HEADING FOR EARTH! (84)
March 3 MARS MOVING CLOSER TO EARTH! (13)
March 3 BELICHICK DOG DEPRESSED (5)
March 2 MAYAN LIGHT BEAM! (19)
March 2 DOG-HEADED PIG MONSTER! (5)
March 2 UFO OVER MEXICO CITY (3)
March 2 WANTED: MANIGATOR (9)
March 1 SUPER DEER! (4)
March 1 TRIPPIN' – BRISTOL PALIN'S NEW REALITY SHOW (2)
March 1 ALIEN HUNTERS LAUNCH NEW WEB SITE! (6)
March 1 WORLD'S OLDEST SHEEP – DEAD (2)
March 1 PLAYBOY IN OUTER SPACE! (2)
March 1 PTERANODON TERRIFIES WYOMING TOWN (21)
February 29 HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED (10)
February 29 SNOOKI PREGNANT! (23)
February 29 LEAP DAY MONSTER (11)
February 28 GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION (7)
February 28 BEWARE THE BAT FLU! (6)
February 28 KUNG FU BEAR (2)
February 28 ALIENS ATTACK! (2.28.12) (16)
February 28 ELEVATOR TO SPACE! (4)
February 27 5,000 YEAR OLD EYEBALL! (1)
February 27 SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: THE SKY IS FALLING! (26)
February 26 ORANGE ORBS OVER NORTH CAROLINA (9)
February 26 ALIENS ATTACK LAMBS (4)
February 24 ALIENS INVADE VOLGOGRAD! (17)
February 24 27-POUND LOBSTER (5)
February 24 FACEBOOK MIND CONTROL (23)
February 24 "OCCUPY TOILET" MOVEMENT SPREADS (13)
February 24 SOLAR SYSTEM IS SLOWING DOWN! (9)
February 24 WORLD'S HAIRIEST GIRL (2)
February 23 "JERSEY SHORE: 3-D" — MOVIE TO BE RELEASED IN 2013 (5)
February 23 UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT? (8)
February 22 ALIENS BACK SANTORUM (30)
February 22 LEGLESS AMPHIBIANS (4)
February 22 UFO LANDS NEAR ROSWELL (13)
February 22 WATERWORLD DISCOVERED! (4)
February 21 ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD (9)
February 21 30,000 YEAR OLD FLOWER BLOOMS IN RUSSIA! (3)
February 21 TAZER BALL IS HERE! (5)
February 20 SOLAR TORNADO (4)
February 20 TEST TUBE HAMBURGERS (10)
February 19 WATERFALL TURNS INTO FLOWING LAVA! (4)
February 19 MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS (18)
February 18 GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SNOWBOARDER (6)
February 17 FETUS GALAXY! (7)
February 17 BADASS BOBBY BROWN MOVING ON (7)
February 17 UFO SHOOTS DOWN BIRDS OVER MARYLAND (13)
February 16 INBREEDING TURNS APPALACHIANS BLUE (15)
February 16 KATE UPTON ENGAGED TO MARK SANCHEZ (3)
February 16 STUDY: SLOW WALKING CAN CAUSE DEMENTIA (2)
February 16 MUMMIFIED MERMAID (6)
February 16 PRESIDENT EISENHOWER MET WITH ALIENS (9)
February 15 WORLD'S SMALLEST CHAMELEON (3)
February 15 UFO OVER SOUTH CAROLINA (18)
February 15 ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’ (2)
February 14 FOOD POLICE ARREST KINDERGARTNERS (9)
February 14 VALENTINES SPECIAL! 4 E-BOOKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! (3)
February 14 HUMANS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN DOG PARK (6)
February 14 THE PONYTAIL EQUATION (1)
February 14 ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE! (10)
February 13 WORLD'S FATTEST MAN (13)
February 13 AMY WINEHOUSE GREETS WHITNEY HOUSTON IN HEAVEN (44)
February 13 HALF SHEEP HALF HUMAN (8)
February 13 “HOW TO USE A TOILET” CLASS TAUGHT AT COLLEGES (2)
February 12 CLOUD TSUNAMI (2)
February 11 WOOLY MAMMOTH SPOTTED IN RUSSIA! (26)
February 10 KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE! (14)
February 10 ZOO RESORTS TO ALL-PIZZA DIET FOR ANIMALS (11)
February 10 THE FOOTPRINT OF GOD (6)
February 9 BETHLEHEM PROPHECIES (10)
February 9 UFO WITNESSES INTERVIEWED BY RUSSIAN TV (5)
February 9 LOS ANGELES BANS SURFING (10)
February 9 ALIENS ATTACK RUSSIA! (12)
February 9 MUTANT SPIDERS TERRORIZE NORTH CAROLINA TOWN (17)
February 9 LOCH NESS MONSTER IN ICELAND! (7)
February 8 PURPLE SQUIRRELS ON THE RAMPAGE! (9)
February 8 U.S. TO FLY DRONES OVER AMERICAN CITIES (24)
February 8 MITT ROMNEY CONDOMS (1)
February 7 IRAN TRAINING 3,500 FEMALE NINJAS! (8)
February 7 WORLD’S BIGGEST SHARK (18)
February 7 EASTERN COUGAR SPOTTED IN NEW YORK! (7)
February 7 GOOGLE EARTH FINDS ATLANTIS! (15)
February 7 OLDEST LIVING THING ON EARTH! (5)
February 6 GISELE RAGES AGAINST PATRIOTS (3)
February 6 ASHES THE HAIRLESS CHIMP (32)
February 6 SNOW OWLS INVADING U.S. (5)
February 6 UFO OVER DUBLIN (10)
February 6 HITLER WINE (6)
February 5 TIM TEBOW RUNNING FOR SENATE (5)
February 5 SECOND EARTH FOUND (10)
February 3 DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS (15)
February 3 BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL HITS CUA! (9)
February 3 WORLD’S SMALLEST WOMAN RUNS FOR CONGRESS (9)
February 3 FURRY FRIDAY! BIGFOOT VALENTINES SPECIAL SALE! (2)
February 3 WORLD’S BIGGEST RIFLE (8)
February 3 UFO OVER LOS ANGELES (4)
February 2 BLUE UFO OVER UTAH (8)
February 2 FEBRUARY 2012 RECEIVES 2 EXTRA DAYS (15)
February 1 THE SAN DIEGO CHULAPA MONSTER (10)
February 1 CLEVELAND VOLCANO ERUPTS (7)
February 1 ALIEN MATTER INVADING OUR SOLAR SYSTEM (12)
February 1 L.A. REAL ESTATE AGENTS USE PREDATOR DRONES (22)
January 31 NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA! (15)
January 31 SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE (14)
January 30 ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND! (23)
January 30 SCIENTISTS PREDICT COMING ICE AGE!! (12)
January 30 MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ (10)
January 30 SOLAR BIKINI (11)
January 30 WOMAN MARRIES BUILDING (14)
January 27 BAT BOY SAYS: “SUBSCRIBE TO WWN!” (4)
January 27 POLE DANCING BATTLE FOR MAYOR OF ITALIAN TOWN (6)
January 27 TWITTER SHUTTING DOWN (11)
January 26 GINGRICH: “I’M GOING TO COLONIZE THE MOON” (12)
January 26 SIX-LEGGED LAMB (7)
January 25 LIAM NEESON CONVERTS TO ISLAM? (179)
January 25 BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME (98)
January 25 THE BIG BANG THEORY IS WRONG (28)
January 24 HEIDI KLUM DATING BAT BOY (11)
January 24 U.S. OPENS ALIEN DEFENSE HEADQUARTERS (22)
January 24 FREE ISSUE SPECIAL! (3)
January 24 STARBUCKS TO SERVE ALCOHOL (26)
January 23 RUSSIANS FIND LIFE ON VENUS! (32)
January 23 SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED! (6)
January 22 YEAR OF THE DRAGON: PREDICTIONS (13)
January 21 GIRL EATEN BY CROCODILE (4)
January 20 SONIC BOOM OVER GRIMSBY (4)
January 20 NEW YORK ACCENT DYING OUT! (2)
January 20 ALIEN CAMERAS INSTALLED IN U.S. CITIES (22)
January 19 GOD HAS A WIFE? (12)
January 19 CASEY ANTHONY GETS $2 MILLION FOR INTERVIEW (29)
January 19 RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE! (10)
January 19 WILD POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN NYC! (7)
January 18 GHOST OF PRINCESS DIANA IN SCOTTISH CHURCH (15)
January 18 TITANIC CAPTAIN HAUNTS CRUISE SHIP CAPTAIN (8)
January 18 MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE (21)
January 17 TIM TEBOW SET TO APPEAR ON DANCING WITH THE STARS (16)
January 17 BAT BOY SELLS VACATION CAVE (11)
January 16 MADONNA PUNCHES OUT ELTON JOHN (7)
January 16 2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL (16)
January 16 AFGHAN HOUND TALKS! (4)
January 16 BEYONCE – THE FLY WITH THE GOLDEN BUTT (3)
January 16 WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG (2)
January 15 RUSSIAN SPACE PROBE TO FALL ON DC (5)
January 15 CHINESE TRAINING FEMALE NAVY SEALS (12)
January 14 PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL (18)
January 13 NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES! (6)
January 13 ALASKA – BURIED IN SNOW! (3)
January 12 UFO OVER ARGENTINA! (7)
January 12 MILEY CYRUS SEX TAPE (35)
January 12 GEORGE CLOONEY ARM AMPUTATED (1)
January 12 TOM BRADY PRAYS FOR TEBOW (1)
January 11 UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK! (66)
January 11 CASEY ANTHONY: “I WAS RAPED” (1)
January 11 POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME! (6)
January 11 RUSSIA BUILDS ALIEN DEFENSE SYSTEM (31)
January 11 GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS TO PAY EURO-DEBTS (9)
January 11 DOOMSDAY CLOCK APPROACHES MIDNIGHT! (6)
January 11 MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES (9)
January 11 CASEY ANTHONY OFFERED $8 MILLION BOOK DEAL (225)
January 10 IPAD FALLS FROM SPACE! (4)
January 10 HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT (164)
January 10 TITANIC RISES TELL-ALL E-Book! (1)
January 10 BAT BOY T-SHIRTS FROM WWN! (3)
January 10 WWN MYSTERY VINTAGE ISSUES! (1)
January 10 DRAKE ENGAGED TO SERENA WILLIAMS (28)
January 10 UFC STAR TO FIGHT GORILLA (11)
January 10 WATCHING PAINT DRY CHAMPIONSHIP (4)
January 10 CALLISTA GINGRICH IS A STEPFORD WIFE! (12)
January 9 OBAMA HIRES NEW WHITE HOUSE STAFF (2)
January 9 KATE MIDDLETON TURNS 30 (8)
January 9 TEBOW 3:16 (8)
January 8 UFOs OVER SCOTLAND (2)
January 8 FLYING SHARK (11)
January 7 CASEY ANTHONY VIDEO DIARY (8)
January 6 ALIEN BALLS FALLING ON U.S. (50)
January 6 OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE FAKE? (29)
January 6 U.S. LAUNCHES INTERNET WAR (4)
January 6 RACE BOWL! (1)
January 6 VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM (7)
January 5 HUMAN BARBIE (18)
January 5 MAYAN RUINS IN GEORGIA (14)
January 4 STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE (5)
January 4 AQUA CAR (3)
January 4 ALIENS KILL HERRING IN NORWAY (16)
January 4 MASSIVE METEOR SHOWER! (8)
January 4 OBAMA LOSING HIS HEARING? (16)
January 3 GRAND WARLOCK PREDICTS OBAMA 2012 DEFEAT (4)
January 3 ALIEN BROTHEL (1)
January 3 BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 3) (3)
January 3 ALIENS SUPPORT RON PAUL IN IOWA (8)
January 3 SCIENTISTS GROW SPERM IN LABORATORY (8)
January 2 MAYANS BEGIN APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN! (28)
January 2 FRENCH WOMEN BURN THEIR BREAST IMPLANTS (3)
January 2 STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN (50)
January 1 ALIEN CLOUDS MOVE ACROSS RUSSIA AND ENGLAND (17)

2011 (966)

December 30 2012 BIBLE PROPHECIES (53)
December 29 WOMAN OF THE YEAR: SWEETIE, THE PANDA (1)
December 29 NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY (79)
December 28 TITANIC TO SAIL AGAIN IN 2012 (9)
December 28 EGYPT TO COVER PYRAMIDS IN WAX (7)
December 27 ARNOLD AND MARIA BACK TOGETHER (5)
December 27 KATY PERRY DUMPS RUSSELL BRAND (12)
December 26 WAITUHI UFO (47)
December 25 BOB MARLEY UNIVERSITY OPENS IN JAMAICA! (9)
December 25 MERRY CHRISTMAS! (1)
December 25 SHARKS UNDER ALIEN MIND CONTROL (16)
December 24 WREATH NEBULA! (6)
December 23 OBAMAS CELEBRATE FESTIVUS (5)
December 22 JIMMY CARTER HEADS TO NORTH KOREA (4)
December 22 MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT! (701)
December 22 IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS? (81)
December 21 TWO-HEADED BABY (13)
December 21 KARDASHIANS USE SLAVES TO PRODUCE THEIR PRODUCTS? (2)
December 20 BON JOVI DIES, RISES AGAIN (4)
December 20 KIM JONG-il: TOP 10 FUN FACTS (17)
December 20 MEGAN FOX IS A MAN! (1103)
December 20 BARNEY FRANK BREAST IMPLANTS (5)
December 19 KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS! (8)
December 19 UFO OVER THE KREMLIN (25)
December 18 FEDS TO OPEN U.S. BORDERS (40)
December 18 BLOOD LAKE (9)
December 17 BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 2) (5)
December 16 MILEY CYRUS BREAST IMPLANTS (35)
December 16 WORLD'S SHORTEST WOMAN (2)
December 15 BRITNEY SPEARS ENGAGED (2)
December 12 WHITE RAINBOW (8)
December 12 CLOAKED UFO (43)
December 12 RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER" (4)
December 11 BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 1) (10)
December 10 MILKY WAY RENAMED WAL-MART WAY (7)
December 9 WWN ON GOOGLE CURRENTS! (4)
December 9 STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY (85)
December 9 OCTOMOM LAUNCHES ADVICE SHOW ON PARENTING (7)
December 7 SELENA GOMEZ TO MARRY JUSTIN BIEBER IN CABO (86)
December 7 THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING! (9)
December 7 WIN A DATE WITH VIRGIN MARY (7)
December 6 WORLD'S LARGEST GUMMY BEAR (1)
December 5 JERSEY HOUSEWIVES TO OPEN STRIP CLUB (3)
December 5 ARK OF THE COVENANT TO BE REVEALED! (5)
December 5 DON BOSCO HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE BIG EAST (25)
December 3 MICHAEL VICK NEW DOG (132)
December 3 BILL CLINTON: "I WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012" (61)
December 2 FLESH-EATING BANANAS (4)
December 2 WORLD'S BIGGEST INSECT (10)
December 2 GERMANS TO RELEASE UFO FILES (26)
December 2 ALIENS ATTACK! (12.2) (68)
December 1 INTERNATIONAL SEX SCHOOL OPENS (25)
December 1 DISABLED PIG WALKS! (6)
November 30 ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD? (37)
November 30 HORSE MEAT GOES ON SALE ACROSS U.S. (152)
November 30 CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA (10)
November 30 ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!" (20)
November 29 FISHER CATS ON KILLING SPREE IN THE BERKSHIRES (20)
November 29 ALIENS ATTACK!! (11.29) (183)
November 29 ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY! (27)
November 28 CYBER MONDAY HISTORY (3)
November 28 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.28) (42)
November 28 MILEY CYRUS: STONER OF THE YEAR (5)
November 28 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED (4)
November 28 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.27) (23)
November 26 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.26) (44)
November 25 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.25) (34)
November 25 "TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES (3)
November 24 TUNA BOY (22)
November 23 ALIEN SKULL FOUND (27)
November 23 KIM KARDASHIAN TO RELEASE KRIS HUMPHRIES SEX TAPE? (19)
November 23 FEDS SEIZE MAN'S PRIZED TUNA (6)
November 22 MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES (4)
November 22 ALIEN SPACESHIP DIVES INTO SCOTTISH SEA (12)
November 18 ALIEN SPACESHIPS APPROACHING EARTH! (43)
November 18 TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM (23)
November 17 ASHTON LEAVES DEMI FOR BETTY (20)
November 17 IT'S GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS DAY! (6)
November 17 WALL STREET SURRENDERS TO OWS PROTESTERS! (6)
November 16 OBAMA TO SEND MARINES TO AUSTRALIA (4)
November 15 HELP WANTED: NASA NEEDS ASTRONAUTS! (3)
November 15 MICHAEL BUBLE STALKING KIM KARDASHIAN (4)
November 15 ALIENS BUILDING CAMPS IN GOBI DESERT (8)
November 14 JENNIFER LOPEZ TO MARRY 24-YEAR OLD (7)
November 14 SUPER MARIO TAKES OVER ITALY (7)
November 13 OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS (89)
November 12 PATERNO TO COACH BALL STATE (3)
November 11 JERRY SANDUSKY CHANGES NAME TO JERRY TOLEDO (8)
November 11 11.11.11 — JOY TO THE WORLD! (6)
November 10 CANADIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER SPOTTED! (2)
November 10 HAPPY VALLEY RIOT! (0)
November 9 EMERGENCY ALIEN ALERT SYSTEM TEST – NOV. 9th (9)
November 9 CHINA TO BUY ITALY (5)
November 9 AIRLINES TO OFFER IN-FLIGHT PORN (9)
November 8 ASTEROID 2005 TO SLAM EARTH ON NOV. 8th (34)
November 7 GAY PENGUINS KICKED OUT OF ZOO! (10)
November 7 CONRAD MURRAY – GUILTY! (3)
November 7 WHITE HOUSE DENIES ALIEN ATTACK (10)
November 7 KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES – BACK TOGETHER! (11)
November 7 TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH (1)
November 5 HORNSWOGGLE TO LEAD FIGHTING IRISH! (2)
November 4 BANK TRANSFER DAY: NOVEMBER 5TH (32)
November 4 RAILWAY STATION FOUND ON MARS! (11)
November 4 BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL IN EUGENE, OREGON!! (1)
November 4 JERSEY SHORE STAR LECTURES AT HARVARD (4)
November 4 GEORGIA MOM TURNS BRITISH (2)
November 3 ALIEN ATTACK WEEKS AWAY! (40)
November 3 HACKERS TO KILL FACEBOOK ON NOV. 5th, 2011 (37)
November 3 JUSTIN BIEBER BABY DADDY?! (44)
November 3 ZOMBIE WORMS (1)
November 2 LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO LIFE (4)
November 2 THE DEATH RAY IS HERE! (8)
November 2 GHOST DOG FOUND AT AIRBASE (7)
November 1 UFOS OVER NFL GAMES (3)
November 1 KIM KARDASHIAN DATING RYAN SEACREST (13)
October 31 7 BILLION HUMANS, 7 MILLION ALIENS! (7)
October 31 TOURS OF HEAVEN (3)
October 31 KIM KARDASHIAN DIVORCE (20)
October 31 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! (7)
October 29 HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE (9)
October 28 BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM! (3)
October 28 WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO! (14)
October 28 WALKING DEAD IN IOWA CEMETERY (16)
October 28 CASEY ANTHONY: TOP HALLOWEEN COSTUME 2011 (16)
October 28 GIANT LEGO MAN REQUESTS ASLYUM (2)
October 27 OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE (7)
October 27 MOUNTAIN LIONS LOOSE IN DC! (3)
October 27 CHELSEA CLINTON RUNS FOR CONGRESS (3)
October 26 NORTHERN LIGHTS OVER NEW JERSEY (4)
October 26 LORETTA LYNN RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL (1)
October 25 LINDSAY LOHAN POSES FOR PLAYBOY (6)
October 23 DWARF-TOSSING SEASON OPENS IN FLORIDA! (5)
October 23 ALIENS SPOTTED IN BRAZIL! (21)
October 20 GADDAFI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS! (18)
October 19 LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO MORGUE (9)
October 19 ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK! (15)
October 19 LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS – SHOT IN OHIO! (26)
October 18 HERMAN CAIN SINGS: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE! (1)
October 18 KRIS HUMPHRIES TO GET BUTT IMPLANTS (2)
October 18 OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER STOLEN! (4)
October 15 $2.5 MILLION CHINESE YACHT SINKS ON FIRST DAY (9)
October 14 PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND (3)
October 14 ABC CANCELS CHARLIE’S ANGELS – PICKS NEW LINEUP (4)
October 14 FAA BANS SEX WHILE SKYDIVING (6)
October 14 DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION (45)
October 13 JUSTIN BIEBER TO APPEAR ON PRETTY LITTLE LIARS (4)
October 13 TIGER WOODS WINS MALL PUTTING TOURNAMENT! (1)
October 13 NYC ARTIST TO GIVE BIRTH – IN FRONT OF AUDIENCE (2)
October 12 PLAYSTATION NETWORK DOWN: SONY GIVES UP! (87)
October 12 BEYONCE FAKING HER PREGNANCY? (21)
October 12 KILLER DEER (6)
October 11 HANK WILLIAMS JR. TO WRITE YANKEE THEME SONG (1)
October 11 BRITISH CHEF LIKES PUPPY MEAT (5)
October 11 GOOGLE+ ON PACE TO BEAT FACEBOOK (9)
October 11 KRAKEN, A GIANT SEA MONSTER, DISCOVERED (7)
October 11 TWO MYSTERY OBJECTS SLAMMED URANUS (3)
October 11 RUSSIAN BOXER FINDS YETI (16)
October 10 OCCUPY WHITE HOUSE (4)
October 10 WAL-MART BLEACH FIGHT! (3)
October 10 WAS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS BLACK? (40)
October 7 POLISH POLITICIANS STRIP FOR VOTES! (7)
October 7 SASQUATCH STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY! (2)
October 6 STEVE JOBS COMMENCEMENT SPEECH (4)
October 6 HANK WILLIAMS JR. DEPORTED! (4)
October 6 KANSAS CITY UFO (4)
October 5 ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST! (6)
October 5 SPACE BUNKER BUILT FOR COMING ALIEN ATTACK (3)
October 5 BAT BOY CAPTURED FOR HALLOWEEN! (5)
October 5 HERMAN CAIN: FREE PIZZA FOR ALL AMERICANS! (2)
October 4 WALL STREET PLANS COUNTERATTACK (11)
October 4 CHRIS CHRISTIE MAKES 2012 DECISION! (3)
October 4 BEIJING NIGHTCLUB TRAINING PHOTOS (6)
October 3 AMANDA KNOX IS FREE! (0)
October 3 ORANGE PROTESTER NETTING FOR SALE (2)
October 3 MR. PENGUIN WANTS ANTARCTIC FUNERAL (3)
October 2 OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN (5)
October 2 NYPD ORDERS WOMEN NOT TO WEAR SKIRTS (4)
October 1 HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY – “WHITE” (19)
October 1 MICHAEL MOORE: “JESUS WAS GAY” (45)
September 30 BANK OF AMERICA ADDS HOST OF NEW FEES (5)
September 30 BAT BOY INVADES WISCONSIN! (1)
September 30 ALIEN ABDUCTION CAPTURED ON NIGHT VISION CAMERA (39)
September 30 GIRLS GONE NAZI (11)
September 29 RED SOX CURSED AGAIN! (4)
September 29 INVISIBLE MAN ATTACKS WOMEN (3)
September 29 PRINCETON REVIEW: HARVARD IS #1 PARTY SCHOOL (25)
September 29 CHRIS CHRISTIE WINS DONUT EATING CONTEST! (4)
September 28 MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED OUTSIDE COURTHOUSE (2)
September 28 A MILLION MONKEYS WRITE SHAKESPEARE (4)
September 28 CAT WITH TWO FACES (2)
September 27 SEWER GATORS MARCH ON WALL STREET!!! (3)
September 27 OBAMA TO BUILD INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD (6)
September 27 THE UNIBOOB (6)
September 27 BAT BOY PLUSHIE HOTTEST TOY THIS X-MAS!!!! (7)
September 27 RICK PERRY: DANCES WITH RABBIS (2)
September 26 REDHEADS GOING EXTINCT! (12)
September 26 WALL STREET BULL COLLAPSES (3)
September 23 MAN DIES OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION (13)
September 22 WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA (32)
September 22 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS GUIDE UFOS (19)
September 22 ALIENS ABDUCTING CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS (16)
September 22 AUTUMN EGGS WON’T BALANCE! (8)
September 22 KATE MIDDLETON SENT TO PRINCESS SCHOOL (5)
September 22 FACEBOOK’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (10)
September 21 800 POUND GATOR (1)
September 20 CHAZ BONO PREGNANT! (11)
September 20 MEDIEVAL IRISH ZOMBIES (13)
September 20 LION STOPS LESBIAN BURGLARS (4)
September 19 SARAH PALIN AFFAIR (21)
September 19 PIPPA MIDDLETON JOINS CAST OF THE PLAYBOY CLUB (3)
September 19 GIANT AFRICAN SNAILS INVADE MIAMI! (23)
September 17 HERE COME THE GEEP! (2)
September 15 UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST (10)
September 15 NASA’S HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT (6)
September 15 PORN STUDIO BUILDS BUNKER FOR ALIEN ATTACK (14)
September 14 JACKIE KENNEDY SECRET TAPES (5)
September 14 CHARLES HICKSON, ALIEN ABDUCTEE DIES (4)
September 14 JUSTIN BIEBER IS A CROSS-DRESSER (14)
September 13 PANGBOURNE PANTHER IS BACK! (2)
September 13 “BEAUTY CLASS” – CHINESE WOMEN BECOME PERFECT (4)
September 12 ALIEN HUNTERS HEAD TO BRAZIL (7)
September 12 4600 YEAR OLD SCOTTISH PUB (1)
September 12 BLACK MAN COOKIES (4)
September 10 MICHELLE OBAMA IN U.S. OPEN FINAL! (6)
September 9 ALIEN BODIES FOUND IN HIMALAYAS (4)
September 9 SCHWEDDY BALLS (3)
September 8 RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY (17)
September 8 FEDS TO SEIZE ALL ACOUSTIC GUITARS! (12)
September 7 IRS WILL NOW DO YOUR TAXES (4)
September 7 DRUNK MOOSE (0)
September 7 WORLD VOTES AMERICANS “THE COOLEST” (2)
September 6 CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE (4)
September 6 WORLD’S FIRST SPACEPORT (2)
September 6 (VIDEO) LAMPREYS JUMP AT SMELL OF DEATH (1)
September 6 STUDY: 60% OF EUROPEANS HAVE MENTAL DISORDERS (5)
September 5 GIANT CROCODILE (2)
September 5 JERRY LEWIS KIDNAPPED! (3)
September 4 AMAZON SPACESHIP (5)
September 3 MICROSOFT TOILETS (2)
September 3 OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY” (7)
September 2 BAT BOY BOBBLEHEAD BLOWOUT! (1)
September 2 STEVEN SEAGAL SHOOTS PUPPIES (9)
September 2 MYSTERY PANTIES IN OHIO (5)
September 2 CHINA TO LAUNCH MISSILES AT U.S. (7)
September 2 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON (16)
September 2 VERMONT 13 (5)
September 1 ALEXA FLUTIE: CHEERLEADER FOR PATS (7)
September 1 CHARLIE SHEEN TO HOST OSCARS! (7)
September 1 TEST-TUBE BURGERS (1)
September 1 ZOMBIE REVOLUTION PREDICTED FOR MAY, 2012 (15)
September 1 OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN (12)
August 31 PROSTITUTE METERS (15)
August 31 ANOTHER HUMAN FOOT WASHES ASHORE (5)
August 31 KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE (14)
August 31 TROUSER SNAKES (4)
August 31 CHRIS BROWN DATING LINDSAY LOHAN (11)
August 31 STUDY: CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES MENTAL ILLNESS (6)
August 31 HUFFINGTON POST FOR SALE – $27 MILLION (1)
August 30 TUPAC'S CREW SMOKED HIS ASHES! (3)
August 30 UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (9)
August 30 ASTRONAUTS STRANDED ON INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION? (1)
August 30 ALIENS LAND IN SIBERIA (6)
August 30 WAL-MART TO SELL CASEY ANTHONY PINK TUX SHIRT (93)
August 29 SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE (14)
August 29 140-YEAR-OLD BRIDGE SWEPT AWAY (VIDEO) (4)
August 29 BUDD HOPKINS, ALIEN ABDUCTEE DIES – OR DOES HE? (6)
August 29 UFO SIGHTINGS UP 357% IN ONE YEAR! (6)
August 29 SEAN PENN AIDS CT FLOOD VICTIMS (8)
August 28 IRENE WEAKENS (4)
August 28 SNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE! (8)
August 27 "SUPER UFO" SPOTTED OVER BEIJING AND SHANGHAI (10)
August 26 HELLSTORM WILL DESTROY MANHATTAN! (9)
August 25 CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI (7)
August 25 ANDRE THE TURTLE DEAD (0)
August 25 UFO BASE FOUND IN HIMALAYAS (59)
August 25 SPACE HOTEL OPEN FOR BOOKINGS (1)
August 25 SELENA GOMEZ DUMPS JUSTIN BIEBER (43)
August 24 EAST COAST CHALLENGES WEST COAST TO A "QUAKE DOWN" (5)
August 24 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS TRIBUTE SONG (4)
August 24 REAL SERIAL KILLER GETS REALITY SHOW (4)
August 24 QADDAFI COURTING ANISTON AND OTHERS (3)
August 24 ASTRONOMERS FIND ICE ON DWARF (2)
August 24 OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION (1)
August 24 GADDAFI ESCAPES TO VENEZUELA (5)
August 23 MANHATTAN EARTHQUAKE (9)
August 23 PIPPA MIDDLETON LOVE TRIANGLE (8)
August 23 BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS "A DANDY" (1)
August 23 ALIEN SPACESHIPS CLOSING IN ON EARTH (49)
August 23 STUDY: MOST WOMEN HAVE TOXIC FRIENDS (12)
August 22 SCIENTISTS CREATE ALLIGATOR-CHICKENS (14)
August 22 QADDAFI HIRES STYLIST (3)
August 21 MESSAGE FROM COLONEL GADDAFI (2)
August 21 ALIENS SPOTTED IN KLEENSPEED CARS (12)
August 21 STEPHEN COLBERT'S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO) (1)
August 21 SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER – NUDE!! (25)
August 20 KIM KARDASHIAN GOT MARRIED! (11)
August 20 PETA TO PRODUCE PORN VIDEOS (10)
August 20 DOLPHIN WITH ARMS – PREPARES FOR BATTLE (17)
August 19 RICK PERRY IS FAKING HIS TWANG! (4)
August 18 BIDEN TO CHINESE: "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" (4)
August 18 CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON PIERS MORGAN (23)
August 18 BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA ATTACK! (21)
August 18 "LOUNGERIE" FOR 4-YEAR-OLDS (6)
August 17 QANTAS PROMISES "THE BIG O" (1)
August 17 CHUPACABRA CAPTURED (23)
August 17 MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC (10)
August 17 STUDY: WATCHING TV WILL KILL YOU (4)
August 16 ZSA ZSA GABOR PREGNANT (4)
August 16 FRANCE AND GERMANY TO FORM NEW COUNTRY (8)
August 16 AIRBAGS FOR SMARTPHONES! (1)
August 16 ELVIS SPOTTED ON OBAMA'S BUS TOUR (6)
August 16 750 POUND SHARK (323)
August 16 ELVIS PRESLEY: ANNIVERSARY OF HIS DEATH (8)
August 15 ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES (6)
August 15 VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK! (6)
August 15 CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS (3)
August 15 CASEY ANTHONY DATING JESSE JAMES (37)
August 13 HEIDI MONTAG REGRETS PLASTIC SURGERY (25)
August 13 SNOOKI ENGAGED! (9)
August 13 NEW CONTINENT DISCOVERED (10)
August 12 ELECTRONIC TATTOO (8)
August 11 ALIEN OUTPOST IN ANTARCTICA (15)
August 11 SEX EDUCATION MANDATORY FOR KINDERGARTEN CLASSES (4)
August 10 RUNAWAY ANTIMATTER HEADING FOR EARTH! (1)
August 9 ARNOLD: I SURVIVED MILDRED (0)
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August 9 INVISIBLE SHARKS ATTACK JERSEY SHORE! (2)
August 9 SUPER CONGRESS TO MAKE STOCK MARKET SOAR! (8)
August 9 JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON GOT BOBBY, TOO! (11)
August 9 JOE PATERNO – BIONIC COACH (3)
August 8 MYSTERY ROADKILL (9)
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August 8 CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE (3)
August 5 AL GORE CALLS FOR REVOLUTION (15)
August 5 NOTRE DAME #1 IN PRESEASON RANKINGS (8)
August 5 JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE – MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER! (7)
August 4 BUY YOUR OWN UFO! (23)
August 4 ZUCKERBERG'S SISTER JOINS MYSPACE (6)
August 4 VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK (10)
August 4 FORBES COLLEGE RANKINGS: UNJ is #1 (15)
August 4 OBAMA TURNS 50 (3)
August 4 ALFRED HITCHCOCK FOUND ALIVE IN NEW ZEALAND (3)
August 3 MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT (16)
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August 3 UFO FOUND ON OCEAN FLOOR (21)
August 2 UFOS AND DISNEY (2)
August 1 CASEY ANTHONY TO POSE NUDE IN HUSTLER (19)
July 29 NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd (19)
July 29 GLOWING DOG (4)
July 28 BABY SLICE WANTS TO PLAY FOR NOTRE DAME (10)
July 28 OHLOOK PRESENTS BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL! (2)
July 28 MEXICAN ARMY INVADES U.S. (21)
July 28 THE SWAMP MONSTER ATTACKS (4)
July 27 MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS (9)
July 27 HUMAN BRAINS SHRINKING AT ALARMING RATE (5)
July 26 GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY (18)
July 25 QUASAR FILLED WITH WATER! (5)
July 25 EMILY POST TO PUBLISH GAY WEDDING ETIQUETTE BOOK (5)
July 25 CASEY ANTHONY VISITS AMY WINEHOUSE SHRINE (25)
July 25 ALIEN SPACESHIP PASSES SPACE STATION (14)
July 25 2,000-YEAR-OLD BELL (5)
July 24 BONE DOGGLE- DINOSAUR HUNT (20)
July 23 WEINER PLEASES HILLARY (3)
July 23 ALIEN MONKEY (36)
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July 22 TIGER HIRES MISTRESS AS NEW CADDY (14)
July 22 MARILYN MONROE SEX TAPE (9)
July 22 CHRIS BROWN FIRES UZI AT NEIGHBORS (3)
July 22 CHINA MAKES APPLE STORE KNOCK-OFFS (4)
July 21 APPLE STORE TOKYO QUAKE (7)
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July 20 NEW YORK CITY TEMP: 126 (2)
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July 19 JONNIE MARBLES, CIA (2)
July 19 BIGFOOT PRINT IN ILLINOIS (20)
July 19 RUPERT MURDOCH TO SELL FOX NEWS! (2)
July 18 TIGER WOODS ENGAGED! (12)
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July 16 JUSTIN BIEBER QUITS MUSIC (30)
July 16 MANHATTANHENGE (8)
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July 15 WWN TENDERS OFFER FOR NEWS OF THE WORLD (2)
July 14 CARMAGEDDON (8)
July 14 TOURIST LOST IN MAUI BLOWHOLE! (3)
July 14 MANOREXIA EPIDEMIC (2)
July 13 MURDOCH HACKED OBAMA (1)
July 13 NETFLIX TO STREAM PORN (7)
July 12 "EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT (4)
July 12 OPRAH SEX TAPE! (3)
July 12 OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA (63)
July 12 UTAH TO LEGALIZE POLYGAMY (102)
July 12 SOCAL TO SECEDE; FORM NEW STATE (59)
July 11 ROADKILL DIET (8)
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July 11 THE FLYING CAR IS HERE! (6)
July 11 OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA (15)
July 10 JETER HITS 3000, TRADED TO METS (2)
July 8 MURDOCH HACKS WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! (15)
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July 7 FACEBOOK FAN APPRECIATION SPECIAL!!! (3)
July 7 NANCY GRACE GOES ON HUNGER STRIKE (36)
July 6 NEWSPAPER HACKS KATE MIDDLETON'S PHONE (3)
July 6 PHOENIX DUST CLOUD! (7)
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July 5 CASEY ANTHONY FOUND "NOT GUILTY" (141)
July 5 OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO (17)
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July 1 MASS UFO SIGHTINGS (17)
July 1 ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND (91)
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June 30 PRINCESS DI GHOST VISITS WWN (2)
June 30 PRINCESS DI GHOST (4)
June 30 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BUYS MYSPACE (5)
June 29 GAY COSMONAUTS LEFT ON THE MOON (2)
June 29 FLESH-EATING COCAINE (8)
June 29 JOHN LENNON WAS A REPUBLICAN (2)
June 28 KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES (306)
June 28 OBAMA: LET'S RAISE THE DEBT ROOF (11)
June 28 UFO MOTHERSHIP (6)
June 28 ALIEN ENCOUNTERS BY JANUARY 8TH, 2012 (22)
June 27 BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE (7)
June 27 YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS! (4)
June 27 ALIEN CONCERT FOR END OF WORLD (5)
June 26 BAT BOY – THE TRAILER (13)
June 26 WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG (6)
June 25 MICHAEL JACKSON – SECOND ANNIVERSARY (6)
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June 24 BIGFOOT DNA (6)
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June 22 THE MAO MONSTER (4)
June 22 SEX MUFFINS (5)
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June 20 SHAQ SEX TAPE (0)
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June 20 THE WORLD IS FLAT (12)
June 17 FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL!!! COURTESY OF ARNOLD (2)
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June 14 THE HOVERBIKE IS HERE! (5)
June 14 AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 HOURS (4)
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June 13 MAVS PLUNDER SOUTH BEACH (6)
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June 11 WORLD'S SHORTEST MAN (4)
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January 5 TODAY SHOW HIRES HOMELESS MAN AS HOST (11)
January 5 FATTEST PLACE IN THE WORLD (10)
January 4 NEW EDITION OF HUCK FINN LOSES ‘N’ WORD! (6)
January 4 MASSAGE THERAPISTS SUE BRETT FAVRE (4)
January 4 BIRDS FALL FROM LOUISIANA SKY (32)
January 4 iPAD 2 RUMORS (3)
January 3 DEAD FISH IN ARKANSAS! (24)
January 3 SINGAPORE MAN LASHED FOR BETTING ON BLACK (1)
January 3 PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, SEASON 2: AA (6)
January 3 BLACKBIRDS FALL FROM ARKANSAS SKY (16)
January 3 THE $100,000 BILL IS BACK (21)
January 2 10 WAYS TO PROTECT YOUR HOME FROM ZOMBIES (52)
January 2 ALL DONUT DIET (15)
January 2 DIY CASTRATION (4)
January 1 PANDA COW (3)
January 1 POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER (1)

2010 (1213)

December 31 900 POUND BULL (2)
December 31 SNOOKI BALL DROP (5)
December 31 BRANDY GETS A NEW TATTOO (2)
December 30 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: NEW YEAR'S EVE (2)
December 30 EXTREME COUPONING (19)
December 30 CHINA PREPARES FOR WAR (14)
December 30 NURSE OF THE YEAR (2)
December 30 NUGGET OF JESUS (4)
December 30 TIME WARNER CUSTOMERS TO LOSE TV NETWORKS (2)
December 29 SOLAR MAX (6)
December 29 BENGALS WANT THEIR FANS DRUNK (2)
December 28 KENTUCKY CHUPACABRA (27)
December 28 ELTON JOHN ADOPTS SPACE ALIEN (10)
December 28 WORLD'S FATTEST WOMAN (22)
December 28 CEILING LIGHTS RELAY INTERNET DATA (1)
December 28 ROBOT ENGLISH TEACHERS (6)
December 28 OLDEST HUMAN REMAINS (3)
December 27 NYC SANITATION DESTROYS CARS (1)
December 27 KILLER ROBOT WAITER (4)
December 27 THE ALBINO TREE (2)
December 27 CIVIL WAR MESSAGE DECODED (4)
December 27 YETI SPOTTED IN NEW JERSEY (9)
December 27 TEENA MARIE (1956-2010) (3)
December 26 HUGH HEFNER ENGAGED (18)
December 26 PRETTY LITTLE LIARS SEASON 2: CHRIS BROWN (74)
December 24 CHIMNEY WORMHOLE (5)
December 24 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: HOLIDAY QUICK HITS (3)
December 24 ALIENS ATTACK SKYPE (17)
December 23 NEW ZEALAND UFOS (3)
December 23 A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY (5)
December 23 MINI ICE AGE ON THE WAY! (8)
December 23 3D GLASSES CURE LAZY EYE (4)
December 23 SPIDERMAN IS CURSED! (4)
December 22 RYAN FOOT FETISH (2)
December 22 THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WAR (6)
December 22 TOP 10 SALVATION ARMY CHRISTMAS SONGS (3)
December 21 WORLD’S FATTEST GIRAFFE (10)
December 21 BRET MICHAELS PROPOSES (1)
December 21 LINDSAY LOHAN ARRESTED (3)
December 21 BIN LADEN CAST IN HANGOVER 2 (5)
December 21 SUPER GLUE CURES BRAIN CANCER (7)
December 21 SMURFS MUG WOMAN (3)
December 21 LADY GAGA PARIS SHOW (4)
December 21 BRITAIN CANCELS CHRISTMAS (7)
December 20 LUNAR ECLIPSE (2)
December 20 $11000 GUITAR (1)
December 20 PIG HEAD PREDICTS FUTURE (4)
December 19 PRINCE WILLIAM HAD AFFAIR WITH SNOOKI (3)
December 19 PHARRELL WILLLIAMS DESIGNS TANK CHAIR (3)
December 17 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS SUBSCRIPTION AVAILABLE! (6)
December 17 CHRISTMAS TREE STOLEN (6)
December 17 ATM GOLD (2)
December 17 KARDASHIAN XMAS CARD (11)
December 16 CONGRESS REPEALS DADT (4)
December 16 AIDS CURED (1)
December 16 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: GETTING BACK TOGETHER (2)
December 16 BERLIN PATIENT (0)
December 16 OPRAH’S ALL-NUDE EPISODE! (7)
December 16 JAPANESE SALMON (2)
December 15 SOLAR EXPLOSIONS (2)
December 15 PERSON OF THE YEAR (9)
December 15 SEVERED FOOT (0)
December 15 THE BIGGEST LOSER FINALE (2)
December 14 MICHELLE OBAMA TO ERECT “PRESIDENT’S BELL” (2)
December 14 GET YOUR GROUPON! (3)
December 14 NAZI SCRAPBOOKS FOUND! (11)
December 14 2,400-YEAR-OLD SOUP (85)
December 14 MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED – ON THE MOON! (61)
December 13 JETS COACH TRIPS PLAYER (6)
December 13 MONA LISA EYES (3)
December 13 VLADMIR PUTIN SINGS (2)
December 12 CELEBRATION MURDERER ESCAPES JAIL! (4)
December 12 EGG HOUSE (4)
December 11 MARK MADOFF DEAD (4)
December 11 MANU GINOBILI UFO (22)
December 10 MILEY CYRUS SMOKING POT (79)
December 10 RED SEA SHARKS (3)
December 9 1,800 POUND PIG (14)
December 9 METEOR SHOWERS (2)
December 8 PRIVATE SPACECRAFT BRINGS BACK ALIENS! (10)
December 8 OBAMA ON MYTHBUSTERS (3)
December 8 KENTUCKY TO BUILD NOAH’S ARK (11)
December 8 EVIDENCE OF ALIEN LIFE (8)
December 8 JUSTIN BEIBER CLONED (8)
December 7 ATLANTA FIREBALL (9)
December 7 405 POUND TUNA (2)
December 7 ALBINO KOOKABURRA (0)
December 6 KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT (6)
December 6 HARVARD TO PLAY IN BCS BOWL (5)
December 6 CANOLA OIL SPILL! (4)
December 5 JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX (0)
December 5 WIKILEAKS – UFOS (60)
December 5 CANDLELIGHT – THE MACCABEATS (3)
December 5 EMINEM TO GUEST STAR ON GLEE (24)
December 3 WALL STREET BONUSES (3)
December 3 KKK SNOWMAN (4)
December 3 SUPERCELL CLOUDS (8)
December 3 AIR FORCE UNVEILS FLYING SAUCER (25)
December 2 GREEN FIREBALLS OVER AUSTRALIA (4)
December 2 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: LDR (3)
December 2 LPGA CHANGES RULES (2)
December 2 SEXTILLION STARS (7)
December 1 NASA’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (28)
December 1 I HOPE THIS GETS TO YOU (5)
December 1 VICTORIA’S SECRET MODELS SING (2)
December 1 POTATO DIET (4)
December 1 TUBE-NOSED BAT (6)
November 30 ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING (1)
November 30 VICTORIA’S SECRET (4)
November 30 SALEM WITCH ARRESTED (7)
November 29 TINY HOUSES (9)
November 29 HOBBIT RACE WAR (6)
November 29 KILLER OTTERS IN BOCA! (5)
November 29 CYBER-MONDAY PARTY AT WWN STORE! (1)
November 29 LESLIE NIELSEN (5)
November 28 WIKILEAKS LEAKS (6)
November 27 SPAIN BUYS THE SUN (33)
November 26 OPRAH BOOK CLUB SELECTION: GOING MUTANT (4)
November 25 ZOMBIE TURKEYS (5)
November 24 BAT BOY BALLOON (7)
November 24 BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS! (2)
November 24 FLYING SNAKES (2)
November 23 VW BRAZIL BUILDS CAR FOR LITTLE PEOPLE (9)
November 22 DOCTOR GIVES BREAST EXAMS IN BAR (9)
November 22 WI-FI IS KILLING AMERICAN TREES (13)
November 22 SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT! (9)
November 20 IRELAND WANTS TO BE 51st STATE (26)
November 18 TSA: “EVERYONE WILL BE GROPED” (16)
November 18 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: FACEBOOK (9)
November 18 NEW FAULT LINE IN THE ROCKIES (6)
November 18 RED UFO OVER MOSCOW (8)
November 17 TAIWANESE ANIMATION ABOUT TSA GROPING (1)
November 17 LEONID METEOR SHOWER (5)
November 16 TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE (6)
November 16 PRINCE WILLIAM TO MARRY, MOVE TO THE U.S. (8)
November 16 JOHN TRAVOLTA TO TAKE ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS (10)
November 16 JAPANESE CAPTURE SPACE DUST (2)
November 16 BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR (27)
November 15 YOUNGEST BLACK HOLE FOUND (4)
November 15 HARRY POTTER DIES IN DEATHLY HALLOWS (9)
November 15 GREEN UFO OVER MONTANA (12)
November 14 CAT VS. GATOR (3)
November 13 CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS (12)
November 12 AMY-ERIN BLAKELY FIRED FOR HAVING BIG BREASTS (24)
November 12 OBAMA GOES TO MECCA (10)
November 12 UNBORN BABY RAPS IN MOMMA’S WOMB (4)
November 11 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: SEXTING (5)
November 11 TSA TO STRIP SEARCH ALL PASSENGERS (8)
November 11 RED-HOT STREAK OVER NEW YORK! (18)
November 10 1,000 PIGS SLAUGHTERED (20)
November 10 BAT BOY, THE MUSICAL AT CATHEDRAL HIGH IN L.A.! (1)
November 10 BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON (30)
November 10 SECRET SUBWAY STATION (9)
November 9 MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH (18)
November 9 BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY (5)
November 9 COLLEEN THOMAS WARNS – ALIEN ATTACK IMMINENT (73)
November 8 CHILEAN MINER FALLS DOWN MANHOLE IN NYC MARATHON! (2)
November 8 BLUE UFO OVER VIRGINIA (73)
November 8 BREAKING NEWS: NEW MICHAEL JACKSON SONG (0)
November 8 WWN ON TWITTER (0)
November 8 XBOX KINECT CREATED BY ALIENS (10)
November 7 BAT BOY – THE TRAILER (VIDEO) (6)
November 7 CHEESE KILLS, EAT CHEESE (8)
November 6 LIL’ WAYNE TO JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD (9)
November 6 UNDERWATER UFO SPOTTED IN LAKE POWELL (17)
November 5 OLD MAN DISGUISE (2)
November 5 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: SEX (1)
November 5 STUDY: 78% OF AMERICANS ARE OBESE (8)
November 5 3D HOLOGRAMS (0)
November 4 GOING ROGUE GOING MUTANT (2)
November 4 SARAH PALIN IS BAT BOY (4)
November 4 OBAMA SENDS WARSHIPS TO INDIA (10)
November 4 DR. BARRY LEED INTERVIEWED ABOUT BAT BOY (5)
November 4 WAL-MART CITY (3)
November 4 ATLANTIC OCEAN REVERSES DIRECTION (3)
November 3 TISH CYRUS & BRET MICHAELS (4)
November 3 MOUNT MERAPI (2)
November 3 DENVER BANS ALIENS (7)
November 3 OBAMA BLOW-UP DOLL (6)
November 3 ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS (3)
November 2 ANDREW CUOMO IS BAT BOY (2)
November 2 MEG WHITMAN IS BAT BOY (0)
November 2 FORGET VOTING, GO BAT BOY YOURSELF! (1)
November 2 JON STEWART TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT (6)
November 1 ROBOT ASTRONAUTS (6)
November 1 GERMAN SINKHOLE (38)
November 1 VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE! (17)
November 1 PAMELA ANDERSON: PRIME CUTS (5)
November 1 ALCOHOL WORSE THAN HEROIN (5)
October 31 RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY: 10 MILLION (3)
October 31 BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT AGAIN (112)
October 29 CHARLIE SHEEN’S WATCH (11)
October 29 PEOPLE ARE AWESOME (1)
October 29 TIME TRAVELER CAUGHT ON FILM (37)
October 28 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: HALLOWEEN EDITION (3)
October 28 BAT BOY SPOTTED IN EAST VILLAGE (6)
October 27 OBAMA ON DAILY SHOW (3)
October 27 TREEHOUSE IN MANHATTAN (2)
October 27 HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER! (3)
October 27 ZOMBIES ATTACK NEW YORK (12)
October 27 THE ZIPPER BOAT (1)
October 26 CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED (6)
October 26 PSYCHIC OCTOPUS DEAD! (10)
October 26 ADRIANA LIMA’S $2 MILLION BRA (11)
October 26 CELL PHONE GUN (10)
October 25 JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD (5)
October 25 MYSTERIOUS FIRE AT BAT BOY BOOK RELEASE VENUE (6)
October 24 CAPTURED DOLPHIN HAS HUMAN ARMS (21)
October 24 BROCK LESNAR VS. BAT BOY (9)
October 24 WOMAN MARRIES HERSELF (12)
October 23 CANDIDATES READY FOR 2ND NY GOVERNOR DEBATE (2)
October 22 POOP TRANSLPANTS SAVE LIVES (4)
October 22 ZACH GALIFIANAKIS TO GET SEX CHANGE (7)
October 21 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: THE CELL PHONE (5)
October 21 COLLEGES: VOTE DEMOCRAT OR BE EXPELLED (9)
October 21 CHINESE TO BLOW UP THE MOON (38)
October 20 UFO BABY RETURNS TO ROSWELL (9)
October 20 UFO OVER RICHMOND! (9)
October 19 BAT BOY TO ENDORSE JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR NY GOVERNOR (7)
October 19 ROBOTS ENROLLED IN COLLEGE (2)
October 19 UFO OVER EL PASO (27)
October 19 BAT BOY FACEBOOK APP! (1)
October 18 GYPSIES INVADE CLEVELAND! (17)
October 18 SUPER TYPHOON HITS PHILIPPINES (4)
October 18 DON’T MESS WITH THE BIEBER! (14)
October 18 SWISS TUNNEL TO HELL (10)
October 17 MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH (10)
October 17 BENOIT MANDELBROT – FRACTALS INTO INFINITY (2)
October 16 KEITH AND MICK LOVERS (12)
October 16 ZOMBIE BARBIES! (3)
October 15 CELEBRITY COAL MINE (4)
October 15 UFO OVER NEW YORK CITY! (40)
October 15 DR. BARRY LEED INTERVIEWED ABOUT BAT BOY (1)
October 14 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: QUICK HITS (7)
October 14 30 ROCK LIVE – BAT BOY LOVES TINA FEY (7)
October 13 CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS (8)
October 13 MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN (11)
October 12 CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA? (29)
October 11 COMIC CON NYC: THE BAT BOY DANCE! (7)
October 11 CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN (1)
October 11 DUKE OFFERS “HORIZONTAL STUDIES” (4)
October 9 BAT BOY SPOTTED! (16)
October 8 AIR MAKES YOU FAT! (5)
October 8 ZUCKERBERG LAUNCHES BABYBOOK (7)
October 8 WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME (8)
October 8 MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.! (2)
October 7 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: THE EX! (5)
October 7 SHEEPICIDE! (8)
October 7 FOX & FRIENDS FIRES HOSTS, HIRES CHIMPS (10)
October 6 WWN TAKES OFF ON CNN (12)
October 6 UFO CLOSES CHINESE AIRPORT (16)
October 5 MISS USA MOVES TO EGYPT (5)
October 5 ANGEL FISH FOUND IN LAKE SUPERIOR (11)
October 5 SALAHIS SLEEP IN LINCOLN BEDROOM (4)
October 4 TUPAC GETS THE "GLEE" TREATMENT (20)
October 4 SPANIARDS BUILD HUMAN TOWER TO HEAVEN (5)
October 4 RICK SANCHEZ TO FIGHT JON STEWART IN VEGAS (11)
October 4 GIRLS WITH BALLS II (3)
October 3 RUSSIANS MAKE FLYING SAUCERS (8)
October 3 HOTEL BLONDE (7)
October 2 BOLTON TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT (2)
October 1 PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT (6)
October 1 FLIGHT ATTENDANTS DANCE TO GAGA (6)
October 1 BAT BOY AT SADDLEBACK (4)
October 1 PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS (6)
September 30 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: INTERNET DATING (11)
September 30 CAPTAIN HOOK JOINS DEADLIEST CATCH (15)
September 30 EARTH HAS A TWIN: GOLDILOCKS (34)
September 30 AYODHYA VERDICT – LAND GOES TO OBAMA (3)
September 30 ALIENS ATTACK VEGAS WITH DEATH RAYS! (9)
September 29 JIMMY CARTER PREGNANT! (12)
September 29 COMMONWEALTH GAMES TO USE LANGURS AS SECURITY (2)
September 29 EARTH RUNNING OUT OF AIR (4)
September 29 HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL GO NAKED FOR NEW VIDEO (4)
September 29 TAMPA BAY RAYS GIVE AWAY 20,000 TICKETS (4)
September 29 IT'S GET NAKED DAY! (9)
September 29 LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTING UP (11)
September 28 BRAD WOMACK IS THE BACHELOR – AGAIN (4)
September 28 MACARTHUR GRANT TO BAT BOY (3)
September 28 HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED (8)
September 28 ALIENS SABOTAGED U.S. MISSILES (7)
September 28 GIRLS WITH BALLS (10)
September 28 TITANIC STAR EXITS WITH A SPLASH! (2)
September 27 LIL WAYNE REACHES OUT TO PHD APE (9)
September 27 U.N. FORMS ALIEN PANEL (5)
September 27 JAXSON DE VILLE'S BUNGEE JUMP (4)
September 27 BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (4)
September 27 KATY PERRY MOCKS SESAME STREET (7)
September 26 NAVY PILOTS ON A JOY RIDE (VIDEO) (5)
September 26 THE NFL RIDES D'RICKASHAW (3)
September 26 DARRYL HANNAH: SAVE THE MERMAIDS! (13)
September 24 LOHAN TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS (5)
September 24 BAT BOY FIGHTS WHITE NOSE SYNDROME (13)
September 24 BAT BOY ON THE RADIO (1)
September 24 VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK PERU! (6)
September 23 GOING MUTANT FOR WHITE-NOSE SYNDROME! (2)
September 23 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: FARM LEAGUE SYSTEM OF DATING (12)
September 23 OREGON STATE GOES BLUE (1)
September 23 KATY PERRY BANNED FROM SESAME STREET (11)
September 23 TWO NEW DINOSAUR SPECIES DISCOVERED (5)
September 23 LIBERTY BELL CASINO (9)
September 22 VICK TO START – DOG COMMUNITY NOT PLEASED (4)
September 22 DAVID BECKHAM SEX SCANDAL (3)
September 22 TWITTER HACKED (19)
September 22 REID IN LOVE WITH GILLIBRAND (3)
September 21 J-WOWW TO DO PLAYBOY? (4)
September 21 MEET CAPTAINESS LISA (5)
September 21 WHEN MASCOTS ATTACK (3)
September 21 ANNA KOURNIKOVA IN 3D (19)
September 21 FDA APPROVES FRANKENFISH (6)
September 21 BEDBUGS TAKE NIKETOWN (5)
September 20 CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON MAHER (9)
September 20 BRANDON JACOBS' HELMET (3)
September 19 UNICORN CAPTURED, DIES MYSTERIOUSLY (10)
September 19 ARRRRRGH! IT'S "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" (5)
September 18 OBAMA IN REMAKE OF HAWAII FIVE-O (11)
September 18 900-POUND GATOR CAUGHT (20)
September 18 JIMI LIVES (3)
September 17 CRAIG GRANT AND CABOODLE RANCH (55)
September 17 NEW CRISTIANO RONALDO, MEGAN FOX ARMANI ADS (24)
September 17 SLIDER COWS (2)
September 17 BRIAN WOOD (13)
September 17 JERSEY TORNADO HITS BROOKLYN (18)
September 16 DEREK JETER IS A CHEATER (5)
September 16 EGYPTIAN NEWSPAPER CONTROVERSY (7)
September 16 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN (19)
September 16 PENTAGON PORN SCANDAL (4)
September 16 POT ICE CREAM IN CALIFORNIA SCHOOLS (11)
September 16 IT'S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY! (2)
September 15 IAN POULTER PRANK (2)
September 15 OBAMA CELEBRATES MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY (4)
September 15 LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S NEW PET (3)
September 15 RACHEL MADDOW, BILL CLINTON FEUD (11)
September 15 RUSSIAN MEN PREFER RUBBER WOMEN (11)
September 15 LARISSA RIQUELME DOES PLAYBOY (4)
September 14 5-STAR BUG DINNER? (2)
September 14 JETS LOSE – CONTACT PHD APE (1)
September 14 DOGS EAT GAGA MEAT (17)
September 14 DJ ALIEN ROCKS THE PALMS (4)
September 13 AMAZING PIT CREW DISPLAY (2)
September 13 INES SAINZ (25)
September 10 MAGIC COUGAR BRA (9)
September 10 PLAYBOY FOR THE BLIND? (5)
September 10 FASHION WEEK MASSACRE (3)
September 9 KFC AIMS TO REVIVE COLONEL SANDER'S REPUTATION (7)
September 9 KEVIN FEDERLINE DEFENDS BRITNEY SPEARS (3)
September 9 CASTRO FLEES CUBA FOR AMERICA (4)
September 9 GIANT GOLDFISH CAUGHT IN FRANCE (20)
September 9 GOOGLE INTRODUCES BRAIN CHIP (28)
September 8 PIERS MORGAN BEATS OUT ED ANGER TO REPLACE LARRY KING (7)
September 8 SF MCDONALD'S CUTS DOLLAR MENU – HOMELESS FIGHT BACK (1)
September 8 KICK A MORON DAY (6)
September 8 WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD SOCCER GOAL CELEBRATION? (3)
September 8 WHITE HOUSE FORMS DANCE TROUPE (2)
September 8 STUDY: FAT MEN BETTER IN BED (11)
September 7 VENUS WILLIAMS U.S. OPEN OUTFIT (6)
September 7 MICHAELE SALAHI TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY (2)
September 7 DARRELLE REVIS REJOINS JETS (2)
September 3 ED ANGER AND PHD APE TO HELP T.I. (3)
September 3 LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY. (14)
September 3 FEDS DEPORT SHERIFF JOE (4)
September 3 STEPHEN HAWKING: GOD DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE (100)
September 3 VERGE OF MASS EXTINCTION? (4)
September 2 BURGER KING BOUGHT – BIG THINGS COMING (5)
September 2 MIKE SORRENTINO'S ABS BUY A BENTLEY (10)
September 2 THE STIG'S IDENTITY REVEALED (3)
September 2 OVAL OFFICE MAKEOVER (5)
September 1 PLASTIC BAGS ATTACK! (6)
September 1 CONAN O'BRIEN NAMES UPCOMING SHOW (3)
September 1 JOHN CUSACK FORMS SATANIC CULT (9)
September 1 USAIN BOLT – TO PLAY FOR MANCHESTER UNITED? (5)
September 1 GOLFER'S SWING SPARKS WILDFIRE (3)
August 31 TWITTER HOAX LANDS COLUMNIST SUSPENSION (3)
August 31 NASA DESTROYS PLYMOUTH ROCK (2)
August 31 TIGER BACK ON THE PROWL – MOVES TO MANHATTAN (5)
August 31 NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TRICK SHOT (3)
August 31 TROY POLAMALU INSURES HAIR FOR $1 MILLION (6)
August 31 CALIFORNIA TO TAX TATTOOS (17)
August 30 KNIFE FIGHT ON REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION (18)
August 30 TROUBLE IN PARADISE? (4)
August 30 GLENN BECK REGRETS COMMENTS ABOUT OBAMA (4)
August 30 BAT BOY WANTS TO HOST NEXT EMMYS (4)
August 29 MICHAEL JACKSON BIRTHDAY SIGHTINGS! (27)
August 28 BECK: "ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US" (11)
August 28 BRIDAL WAVE: TOILET-PAPER WEDDING DRESSES (7)
August 27 OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A. (9)
August 27 STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN SEEN AT THE CROSSROADS (10)
August 27 BRITISH AIRWAYS FLIGHT: "WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH" (4)
August 27 PLAXICO BURRESS STOLE JEFF FEAGLES' NUMBER (3)
August 27 JUDGE JAMES GIBBONS (2)
August 27 BECK: "MLK IS MY BROTHER" (6)
August 26 GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY" (13)
August 26 JERSEY SHORE SPIN-OFF SHOW (3)
August 26 MILEY SINGLE – SETS SIGHTS ON BIEBER (13)
August 26 MICRO-FROG DISCOVERED IN BORNEO (4)
August 25 THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS (8)
August 25 KIM KARDASHIAN AND JUSTIN BIEBER DATING (24)
August 25 ELIN NORDEGREN BREAKS SILENCE (6)
August 25 49ERS, CHARGERS FORM GAMBLING RING (4)
August 24 BAT BOY IN SALT LAKE TRIBUNE (8)
August 24 TIGER WOODS BUYS $30 MILLION BIKINI (21)
August 24 DAVID LETTERMAN, JAY LENO, BRIAN WILLIAMS LOVE TRIANGLE (5)
August 24 NYC: THREE REPTILES CAPTURED – MANIGATOR CLOSE BY (7)
August 24 CHICAGO O'HARE AIRPORT UFO SIGHTING (13)
August 24 FREEDOM OF SPEECH – $300 IN PHILLY (3)
August 24 MISS MEXICO WINS, DEPORTED BY SHERIFF JOE (17)
August 23 THE BOWL OF JOHN AND YOKO (3)
August 23 EPIC TRAFFIC JAM IN CHINA – LARISSA RIQUELME TO BLAME (6)
August 23 FRESHMAN 15 NOW FRESHMAN 50 (7)
August 23 DEATH PENALTY FOR BP – ACCORDING TO BRAD PITT (8)
August 23 NEW JENNIFER ANISTON FILM BOMBS – TIME FOR CHANGE (8)
August 22 KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY (8)
August 22 STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE (22)
August 22 RUSSIAN SPIES TAKE MIAMI BEACH (7)
August 21 OBAMAS GO TO BURNING MAN (12)
August 21 NEW NBC SITCOM: DR. LAURA'S FRIENDS (9)
August 20 TAKE A SNAZZZZY NAP (7)
August 20 THE BECKHAMS FEELING THE ECONOMY (3)
August 20 OBAMA IS XENU (16)
August 20 ROGER CLEMENS SEEKS HELP FROM PHD APE (3)
August 20 CAMERON DIAZ WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER (6)
August 20 A LOVE HATE BIRTHDAY (6)
August 19 THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION (7)
August 19 CHELSEA HANDLER TO HOST VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS (2)
August 19 BURGER WARS (10)
August 19 ED ANGER PASSED UP FOR ICONIC JOHN WAYNE ROLE (7)
August 18 BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT (6)
August 18 MAGNETIC MEGA-STAR RAISES QUESTIONS (5)
August 18 NATIONAL RECALL DAY! (3)
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August 18 BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY (3)
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November 30 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: NOVEMBER 30, 2009 (0)
November 27 BLACK FRIDAY CROWDS (0)
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November 25 OBAMA TURKEY PARDON (7)
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November 24 WORLD'S SHORTEST MAN (8)
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November 23 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS (145)
November 23 KICK A GINGER DAY (46)
November 23 LEVI JOHNSTON PLAYGIRL PHOTOS (0)
November 23 DEVIN HESTER PANTSED (2)
November 23 ED ANGER: "GLOBAL WARMING IS CRAP!" (3)
November 23 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: NOVEMBER 23, 2009 (0)
November 20 JEWELRY REVEALS YOUR PERSONALITY (9)
November 20 FANS FIGHT OVER HOCKEY STICK (3)
November 20 GIULIANI RUNNING FOR SENATE (0)
November 20 TERRY WATANABE (7)
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November 19 TILLMON WEBB (3)
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November 19 MICHAEL JACKSON ULTRASOUND (11)
November 19 WORD OF THE YEAR 2009 (5)
November 19 NORTH POLE ALASKA (2)
November 19 PEOPLE'S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (2)
November 18 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PET IS POSSESSED (33)
November 18 GEEZER BANDIT (3)
November 18 ANTARCTIC WHISKY (6)
November 18 SARA BOSTWICK (1)
November 18 NEW MOON PREMIERE (3)
November 18 ED ANGER SAYS: "SEND HILLARY TO FRANCE!" (2)
November 17 WORLD'S MOST HAUNTED PLACE (14)
November 17 HAMSTER VILLA (5)
November 17 OBAMA BOWS TO JAPANESE EMPEROR (5)
November 17 SARAH PALIN AND OPRAH (8)
November 17 SHAUN CLARK (1)
November 16 ALIEN IN A PAST LIFE (13)
November 16 WILL PHILLIPS (13)
November 16 BUD ADAMS FINGER (0)
November 16 SARAH PALIN OLIVER STONE (2)
November 16 ED ANGER SAYS: "IMPEACH O-BOW-MA!" (2)
November 16 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: NOVEMBER 16, 2009 (0)
November 13 CARRIE PREJEAN SEX TAPE (8)
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November 12 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (3)
November 12 NASRALLAH FISH (19)
November 12 MONK'S BREAD (3)
November 12 VATICAN HOSTS ALIEN CONFERENCE (4)
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November 12 OBAMA'S FOX NEWS INTERVIEW (7)
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November 11 CHARLA NASH (13)
November 11 VETERANS DAY FACTS (3)
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November 11 ED ANGER SAYS: "THANK YOU, VETERANS!" (4)
November 10 LISA NOWAK (6)
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November 9 CAO VOTES FOR HEALTH CARE (1)
November 9 ED ANGER SAYS: "LOCK UP YOUR GRANDMA!" (1)
November 6 9 OF GOD'S PERSONALITY TRAITS (10)
November 6 NEW MEXICO WOMENS SOCCER (17)
November 6 FREAK OF THE WEEK 23 WINNERS + NEXT CONTEST (1)
November 6 TEA PARTIERS ARRESTED (1)
November 6 ED ANGER: "GLENN BECK ATTACKED!" (3)
November 5 Fuzzy Wuzzy II: "The Reckoning" (0)
November 5 I AM MANBEARPIG! (0)
November 5 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (0)
November 5 UNEMPLOYED WORK AS CRASH DUMMIES (3)
November 5 HAIRLESS BEARS (6)
November 5 LAURA BUSH LOVES BAT BOY (3)
November 5 COOKIE MONSTER: VEGGIE MONSTER? (93)
November 5 CARRIE PREJEAN TAPE (16)
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October 30 ROSWELL HAUNTED BY ALIEN GHOST (14)
October 30 DOG BUYS XBOX POINTS (8)
October 30 FREAK OF THE WEEK 22 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (2)
October 30 HOUSE HEALTH CARE BILL (0)
October 30 HARRY HOUDINI'S DEATH (1)
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October 29 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (3)
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October 29 MICHAEL JACKSON AUTOPSY PICTURE (8)
October 29 JON GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM REALITY SHOW (3)
October 29 WEEK 23 TIE: Megatron The College Years (2)
October 29 WEEK 23 TIE: ROLE-PLAYING: It doesn't work when you're by yourself, and in public (0)
October 29 WEEK 23 TIE: Nylon Cylons By Calvin Kline (0)
October 28 PEOPLE WHO LOVE GHOSTS (3)
October 28 ANTHONY TOTH (2)
October 28 ED ANGER: "LIEBERMAN IS A LOSER! (1)
October 28 SCHWARZENEGGER VETO LETTER (5)
October 28 SUSAN FINKELSTEIN (0)
October 28 LIEBERMAN JOINS FILIBUSTER (3)
October 27 UFO WITNESSES AREN'T CRAZY (11)
October 27 WEUSI MCGOWAN (2)
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October 27 HOT MORMON MUFFINS CALENDAR (9)
October 27 PAUL HAGGIS LEAVES SCIENTOLOGY (2)
October 26 FREAK OF THE WEEK 22 (2)
October 26 MERMAID GIRL DIED (21)
October 26 ED ANGER SAYS: "NO MANDATING!" (3)
October 26 GIULIANO STROE (14)
October 26 BABY FAE BABOON HEART (4)
October 26 BUSH: "I DID NOT SELL MY SOUL" (6)
October 26 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 26, 2009 (1)
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October 23 FREAK OF THE WEEK 21 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (0)
October 23 HATE CRIMES AMENDMENT (2)
October 23 ED ANGER SAYS: "DON'T EAT FIDO!" (2)
October 22 WEEK 22: "Jazz hands!" teacher says… "Will be fun!" teacher says… (12)
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October 22 DUDLEYTOWN HAUNTED (0)
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October 21 HOW TO CATCH A GHOST (12)
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October 21 SARAH PALIN ON OPRAH (2)
October 21 ED ANGER SAYS: "HANDS OFF FOX NEWS!" (3)
October 20 ALIENS ON UNEMPLOYMENT (5)
October 20 HOWARD UNRUH (1)
October 20 HASSELBECK NIPPLE SLIP (7)
October 20 WORLD'S FATTEST MAN (17)
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October 19 GET SMARTER WHILE YOU SLEEP (4)
October 19 SUPER MARIO PROPOSAL (2)
October 19 SEREGON O'DASSEY (7)
October 19 BALLOON BOY HOAX (3)
October 19 ED ANGER: "BILL MAHER IS A SHOT IN THE ARM!" (4)
October 19 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 19, 2009 (0)
October 16 STUTTERERS ARE SMARTER (9)
October 16 STROLLER HIT BY TRAIN (3)
October 16 FREAK OF THE WEEK 20 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (1)
October 16 BALLOON BOY FAKED (7)
October 16 MEGHAN MCCAIN TWITTER (3)
October 16 ED ANGER SAYS: "SUE, RUSH, SUE!" (3)
October 15 WEEK 21 TIE: Milk, It does a Bobby good! (0)
October 15 WEEK 21 TIE: Back off men! We are udder attack!! (0)
October 15 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (0)
October 15 BOY IN BALLOON (3)
October 15 BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY RIOT (5)
October 15 9 YEAR OLD HOCKEY GOAL (4)
October 15 FILIPPA HAMILTON (6)
October 14 39 CONDUIT ROAD HONG KONG (1)
October 14 EXACT TIME WHEN JESUS DIED (36)
October 14 CHETANIA DAVIS (2)
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October 14 OLYMPIA SNOWE (0)
October 14 ED ANGER SAYS: "AL GORE IS AL GIRL!" (3)
October 13 BAT BOY CAPTURED! (11)
October 13 FREAK OF THE WEEK 20 (0)
October 13 BAT BOY FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (11)
October 13 THURMAN THOMAS STATUE (2)
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October 9 CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' MAP (17)
October 9 FREAK OF THE WEEK 19 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (0)
October 9 NASA MOON BOMBING VIDEO (7)
October 9 MICHELLE BACHMANN'S STALKERS (4)
October 9 ED ANGER: "OBAMA WINS PLEASE PRIZE!" (11)
October 8 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (1)
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October 8 COLTON HARRIS MOORE (10)
October 8 MINISTER SEES JESUS IN CURTAINS (4)
October 8 ELVIS' HAIR AUCTION (0)
October 8 BOOMER THE DOG (7)
October 7 SHORT PEOPLE ARE LUCKIER (3)
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October 7 ED ANGER: "I'M NOT GAY, I JUST HATE A-RABS!" (5)
October 6 ASTROLOGICAL SIGN REVEALS BEST COLOR (2)
October 6 BUTCH CASSIDY'S GHOST STALKS PRISON (1)
October 6 SHROUD OF TURIN (6)
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October 5 6 SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR MAY BE AN ALIEN (6)
October 5 JASON PRESLEY (7)
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October 5 DAVID LETTERMAN AFFAIR (3)
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October 5 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 5, 2009 (0)
October 2 STEPHANIE BIRKITT (3)
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October 2 UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA ZOMBIE (5)
October 2 FREAK OF THE WEEK 18 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (0)
October 2 LINDSEY GRAHAM CALLS OUT GLENN BECK (1)
October 2 ED ANGER: "STICK A PEANUT IN IT, CARTER!" (0)
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October 1 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (0)
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September 30 ALAN GRAYSON VIDEO (2)
September 30 GUY LALIBERTE (1)
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September 30 OBAMA ENEMY OF HUMANITY (8)
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September 29 GHOST VOICE "I'M ALIVE" VIDEO (5)
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September 28 FREAK OF THE WEEK 18 (1)
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September 28 BARACK OBAMA'S SMILE (1)
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September 25 FREAK OF THE WEEK 17 WINNER + NEXT WEEK'S CONTEST (2)
September 25 MEGAN FOX DIGITAL SHORT (1)
September 25 ED ANGER: "GLENN BECK IN RIBBIT-QUIDDICK!" (0)
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September 22 THE GIRL WITH X-RAY EYES (61)
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September 21 ED ANGER: "PULL THE PLUG ON NEWSPAPERS!" (3)
September 21 EMMY WINNERS 2009 (1)
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September 18 MILLION DOLLAR GOLF SHOT (1)
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September 18 GLENN BECK TIME COVER (16)
September 18 ED ANGER SAYS: "ACORN'S NUTS GET CRACKED!" (6)
September 17 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (0)
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September 17 LEARN TO READ MINDS IN 10 MINUTES (40)
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September 17 OBAMA CALLS KANYE A JACKASS (50)
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September 14 FREAK OF THE WEEK 16 (2)
September 14 DOLPHINS ARE ALIENS (23)
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September 14 MEGAN FOX'S NUDE SCENES IN JENNIFER'S BODY (9)
September 14 ED ANGER: "JOE WILSON FOR PRESIDENT!" (8)
September 14 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 (1)
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September 11 FREAK OF THE WEEK 15 WINNER + NEXT WEEK’S CONTEST (1)
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September 10 WEEK 16: Drugs: Where will you be when they wear off? (2)
September 10 NEW HUBBLE IMAGES (239)
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September 9 JON GOSSELIN PRIMETIME (1)
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September 8 ED ANGER SAYS: "SO LONG, VAN JONES!" (4)
September 7 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: SEPTEMBER 7, 2009 (0)
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September 4 OBAMA'S SPEECH TO STUDENTS (17)
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August 31 FREAK OF THE WEEK 14 (2)
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August 31 JENNA BUSH ON TODAY SHOW (4)
August 31 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 31, 2009 (1)
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August 28 JOHN MAYER'S MUGSHOT (7)
August 28 FREAK OF THE WEEK 13 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (3)
August 28 ED ANGER: GOOD RIDDANCE, TED KENNEDY! (26)
August 27 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! (1)
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August 27 PRESIDENT TRUMAN'S UFO COVER-UP (14)
August 27 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS ON FACEBOOK (15)
August 27 ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE SIZE ZERO (2)
August 27 GLENN BECK SUSPENDED (14)
August 27 LOCH NESS MONSTER GOOGLE EARTH (33)
August 26 TED KENNEDY'S LETTER TO THE POPE (17)
August 26 SUNDA CROONQUIST (0)
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August 24 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 24, 2009 (0)
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August 17 MICHAEL JACKSON FROZEN (9)
August 17 BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO NFL (3)
August 17 UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASED BY "X-FILES" (5)
August 17 HEIDI MONTAG PLAYBOY INTERVIEW (27)
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August 17 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 17, 2009 (1)
August 14 TED KENNEDY NO-SHOW AT SHRIVER FUNERAL (9)
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August 12 BURKINI IN FRANCE (4)
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August 12 ED ANGER SAYS: MARK OBAMA 'RETURN TO SENDER!' (7)
August 11 AUGUST METEOR SHOWER WORTH WEIGHT IN OIL (5)
August 11 TIGHTWAD TIPS FROM AMERICA'S RICHEST FAMILIES! (3)
August 11 LADY GAGA IS A HERMAPHRODITE! (54)
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August 10 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 10, 2009 (1)
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August 6 JOHN HUGHES' DEATH TO BE MADE INTO ANGSTY TEEN MOVIE (6)
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July 31 GARY MCKINNON EXTRADITED (20)
July 31 FREAK OF THE WEEK 11 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST (2)
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July 30 WEEK 12: King Kong's retarded half-brother, not as terrifying as some would think (1)
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March 12 BRISTOL PALIN, LEVI JOHNSTON SPLIT (5)
March 11 HOUSING CRISIS ALSO AFFECTING GHOSTS (2)
March 11 VAMPIRE SKULL FOUND (27)
March 11 BERNARD MADOFF PLEADS GUILTY (1)
March 11 OBAMA APPOINTEE CURSE (6)
March 11 ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD FIRE HIMSELF (2)
March 10 UFO SPOTTED NEAR ASTEROID 2009 DD 45 (23)
March 10 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS PREDICTED RECESSION (2)
March 10 LIL’ KIM’S DANCING WITH THE STARS SECRET (3)
March 10 WORLD’S FATTEST MONKEY FOUND (6)
March 10 CHINESE VESSELS HARRASS U.S. NAVY SHIP (1)
March 10 POSEIDON: MY BLUE SEAS SHALL APPEASE GREENPEACE (1)
March 9 I MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER! (9)
March 9 PUMA PUNKU (236)
March 9 DAVID WILKERSON’S PROPHECY (172)
March 9 SARAH SILVERMAN AND JIMMY KIMMEL SPLIT AGAIN (3)
March 9 ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA! (10)
March 9 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MARCH 9, 2009 (0)
March 6 10 JFK-LINCOLN COINCIDENCES (7)
March 6 BLIND MOTHER GIVEN NEWBORN CHIMP (2)
March 6 BRAD PITT & NANCY PELOSI MAKE IT RIGHT (1)
March 6 GREAT DEPRESSION COOKING MAKES COMEBACK (6)
March 6 ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES! (3)
March 5 BAT BOY T-SHIRT (2)
March 5 NHL TO EXPAND TO MOON? (8)
March 5 3 SUGGESTED MASTER’S THESES (15)
March 5 MILEY CYRUS’ AUTOBIOGRAPHY (24)
March 5 TATTOO BARBIE GETS DUMPED (5)
March 4 THE SECRET TO SIX PACK ABS (7)
March 4 ED ANGER SAYS: OFF WITH TED’S HEAD! (4)
March 4 ASTEROID MISSES EARTH (8)
March 4 PENTHOUSE CLOSING (3)
March 3 8 NOT-SO-FAMOUS QUOTES (1)
March 3 ELONGATED SKULLS DISCOVERED (3)
March 3 LIMBAUGH AND STEELE MUD WRESTLE (2)
March 3 RACHAEL RAY FHM REDUX (7)
March 2 MILEY CYRUS A-ROD MOVIE? (2)
March 2 DR. SEUSS TRIVIA (7)
March 2 UGLY BAT BOY MEETS NAMESAKE (6)
March 2 SIEGFRIED AND ROY MAKE CHER DISAPPEAR (10)
March 2 ED ANGER SAYS: NUKE HOLLYWOOD! (4)
February 28 BAT BOY THE MUSICAL (1)
February 27 HOW TO RECESSION-PROOF YOUR HOME (4)
February 27 GWYNETH PALTROW DEFENDS GOOP (3)
February 27 ED ANGER SAYS: A LITTLE LEAD NEVER HURT ANYBODY (4)
February 27 PRO-OBAMA MCCAIN A POD PERSON (2)
February 26 THE RETURN OF POSEIDON (3)
February 26 BERNANKE’S RECESSION PREDICTION (5)
February 26 NEW AGE DEAL PUTS PSYCHICS TO WORK (0)
February 26 LARGEST STINGRAY EVER CAUGHT (24)
February 26 JENNIFER SIEBEL NEWSOM’S THREESOME (7)
February 25 SEVEN APHORISMS OF SUMMUM (1)
February 25 BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES (4)
February 25 LAKE JOCASSEE’S UNDERWATER HOTEL (1)
February 25 NEW AMERICAN TEA PARTY (226)
February 25 UPDATE: BOBBY JINDAL SPEECH FAILS (4)
February 25 OCTUPLET GRANDPA APPEARS ON OPRAH (10)
February 25 ED ANGER SAYS: BOBBY JINDAL IS A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE (6)
February 24 NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN (3)
February 24 BARRELEYE FISH CAUGHT ON VIDEO (7)
February 24 BUNNING IS NOSTRADAMUS REBORN (4)
February 24 MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT (9)
February 23 COMET LULIN APPROACHES (1)
February 23 DEMON ICE CREAM FOUND! (7)
February 23 SOPHIA LOREN UNDEAD? (6)
February 23 OSCARS MONTAGE BOMBS (0)
February 23 JIM MORRISON ALIVE, FOR NCAA PLAYOFFS (4)
February 23 ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO (3)
February 23 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: FEBRUARY 23, 2009 (0)
February 20 SWEARING AT GOD IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH (6)
February 20 STANFORD FOUND BY BAT BOY (7)
February 20 LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS FOUND? (71)
February 20 OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE (4)
February 20 ED ANGER SAYS: ENOUGH CARTOON MONKEY BUSINESS! (9)
February 19 WHALES TAKE DOWN SOMALI PIRATES (2)
February 19 MAN SUES HIMSELF FOR $8 MILLION (4)
February 19 NADYA SULEMAN’S DOCTOR REVEALED (4)
February 19 POPE EXORCISES PELOSI (2)
February 18 CIGAR-SHAPED UFO SPOTTED (13)
February 18 SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED (8)
February 18 MAN CHARGED WITH MURDERING COMPUTER (3)
February 18 BRISTOL PALIN DISPROVES INTELLIGENT DESIGN (3)
February 18 ED ANGER SAYS: GREENIES CAN GO FLUSH THEIR HEADS! (0)
February 17 WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN? (1)
February 17 OREGON BEER TAX HIKE PROTEST (6)
February 17 CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL (5)
February 17 SPACE AGE FASHION WEEK (6)
February 16 SHAQ DANCE DISSECTED (3)
February 16 TEXAS FIREBALL SPOTTED (2)
February 16 PRESIDENTS DAY SALE SURPRISE (2)
February 16 DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE (4)
February 16 ED ANGER SAYS: CAT MEAT’S FOR COMMIES! (0)
February 16 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: FEBRUARY 16, 2009 (1)
February 13 BAT BOY BLAMED FOR JOAQUIN’S BEHAVIOR (8)
February 13 YOUR JOB SEARCH ENDS HERE! (1)
February 13 OBAMA AND GREGG BREAK UP (2)
February 12 REAL GHOST FOOTAGE (13)
February 12 SECRETS OF THE CLASSICS REVEALED (1)
February 12 NADYA SULEMAN’S WEBSITE HACKED (227)
February 12 MILEY CYRUS APOLOGIZES (48)
February 11 ANGRY WHALE DESTROYS BRIDGE (3)
February 11 WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW RIGGED (3)
February 11 NO STIMULUS PETITION (2)
February 11 ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH THE DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE (5)
February 10 BAR REFAELI’S SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COVER (2)
February 10 FATHERS AGAINST MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING (5)
February 10 CHRIS JERICHO FIGHT WITH MUTANT (5)
February 10 ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE (3)
February 9 MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE (4)
February 9 MIA PREGNANT, GIVES BIRTH AT GRAMMYS (18)
February 9 ANN COULTER IN VOTER FRAUD SCANDAL (2)
February 9 ED ANGER SAYS QUIT DREAMING ABOUT OBAMA! (1)
February 9 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: FEBRUARY 9, 2009 (0)
February 6 PHELPS LOSES ENDORSEMENT DEAL (4)
February 6 FIVE MOST INFLUENTIAL DEADBEAT DADS (3)
February 6 HERO PILOT TV SHOW (1)
February 6 BAT BOY CONTEST WINNERS (4)
February 6 SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT (31)
February 6 ED ANGER SAYS: THE KENNEDYS NEED TO SHUT UP! (2)
February 5 OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE (2)
February 5 U.S. WOMEN’S BADMINTON TEAM TO VISIT IRAN (1)
February 5 BIGGEST SNAKE DISCOVERED IN COLOMBIA (5)
February 4 SAN DIEGO UFO SIGHTING (14)
February 4 MILEY CYRUS ASIAN PHOTO (661)
February 4 SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY (0)
February 4 ED ANGER SAYS: TOM DASCHLE IS MY HERO (2)
February 3 KOSOVO NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DATE (1)
February 3 GOOGLE OCEAN DISCOVERS SEA MONSTER (24)
February 3 CHRISTIAN BALE GOES BALLISTIC (5)
February 2 ALIEN SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL (4)
February 2 MICHAEL PHELPS BONG SET-UP (19)
February 2 BAT BOY CONTEST (1)
February 2 100 YARD TOUCHDOWN MIRACLE (0)
February 2 ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA HATES KENTUCKY! (1)
February 2 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: FEBRUARY 2, 2009 (1)
January 30 UPCOMING BAT BOY CONTEST (4)
January 30 MOUNT REDOUBT WEBCAM (15)
January 30 SUZANNE SOMERS TO LIVE FOREVER (1)
January 30 ED ANGER SAYS: MATT DAMON’S BUTT NEEDS KICKING! (4)
January 29 ELISABETH HASSELBECK PREGNANT, FIRED? (3)
January 29 BRITISH PARTY LEADER WOULD PUBLISH UFO FILES (2)
January 29 REPUBLICAN STIMULUS PLAN TANTRUM (10)
January 29 ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT (2)
January 28 SECRETARIES PROTEST STARBUCKS DECAF CHANGE (0)
January 28 PETA RESHOOTS SUPERBOWL AD (3)
January 28 STAN LEE SUED BY SUPERHEROES (9)
January 28 ED ANGER SAYS: U.S. FIRST, ARABS SECOND! (4)
January 27 BANKRUPT ICELAND TURNS TO OLD GODS (7)
January 27 GATOR STUCK IN MANHOLE (0)
January 27 IRAN RESPONDS TO DIRECT DIPLOMACY (0)
January 27 JESSICA SIMPSON’S WEIGHT GAIN SUPPORT (101)
January 26 OBAMA INAUGURATION UFO SPOTTED! (35)
January 26 ED ANGER SAYS: CANADA GEESE ARE FREELOADERS (5)
January 26 MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL (7)
January 26 GOP LEADERS PROTEST STIMULUS PACKAGE (4)
January 26 ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA CAN’T SHUT ME UP (3)
January 26 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 26, 2009 (0)
January 23 KATE BECKINSALE STUCK AS ZOMBIE (4)
January 23 JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG (4)
January 22 10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN (16)
January 22 CHIRAC BITTEN BY DEPRESSED POODLE (5)
January 22 O’REILLY CHALLENGES ALBA TO DUEL (3)
January 21 ABE WAS A BABE (4)
January 21 BUSH’S NOTE TO OBAMA (17)
January 21 BAT BOY CRASHES INAUGURAL BALL (0)
January 21 ED ANGER SAYS: WORST INAUGURATION EVER! (8)
January 20 LINCOLN SPOTTED AT OBAMA’S INAUGURATION (6)
January 20 KELLI MCCARTY EMBARRASSES UNIVERSE (2)
January 20 SECRETS OF CHENEY’S SAFE REVEALED (1)
January 19 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS COVER CONTEST (2)
January 19 10 SCI-FI TRAILERS OF 2009 (3)
January 19 ALIENS CLEAR OUT CIRCUIT CITY (2)
January 19 JOAQUIN PHOENIX’S RAPPING LICENSE REVOKED (5)
January 19 ARREST IN PEANUT BUTTER SALMONELLA OUTBREAK (1)
January 19 MY VISIT WITH “W” (2)
January 19 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 19, 2009 (0)
January 16 BEST JOB IN THE WORLD’S DARK SECRET (7)
January 16 YOU PEANUT HATERS ARE NUTS! (3)
January 16 CAUSE OF HUDSON RIVER PLANE CRASH (16)
January 15 JUDGE ORDERS BUSH SURRENDER E-MAILS (1)
January 15 35 YEAR OLD MAN’S VIRGINITY AUCTION (5)
January 15 FANTASY INAUGURATION (10)
January 14 UPDATE: STEVE JOBS STEPPING DOWN (10)
January 14 BARBARA HERSHEY GUILTY OF WITCHCRAFT? (4)
January 14 BAT BOY BACKS DAMON WEAVER (3)
January 14 THESE FOREIGNERS BURN ME UP! (0)
January 13 TOP 8 MOST INFLUENTIAL ALIEN MOVIES (13)
January 13 OBATMA AND BEYONCE’S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE (9)
January 13 BISHOP GENE ROBINSON GOES ALL OUT (2)
January 12 BAT BOY GAME (6)
January 12 GIANT LOBSTER ATTACKS DIVER (5)
January 12 BAT BOY GAME DEBUT (4)
January 12 SAY NO TO SAME-SEX IN-LAWS (4)
January 12 KATE WINSLET SWEEPS GLOBES (0)
January 9 BEAST OF EXMOOR DISCOVERED (7)
January 9 OBAMA AND SPIDERMAN FIGHT EVIL (2)
January 9 DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD (9)
January 9 ANN COULTER 1, NBC 0 (4)
January 8 BURRIS AND OBATMA CRY TOGETHER (0)
January 8 TOP 5 ALIEN PAINTINGS (3)
January 8 PORN BAILOUT SOLUTION (6)
January 7 TOP 20 SURPRISING ELVIS FACTS (8)
January 7 DEATH RAY AT CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW (10)
January 7 BOYCOTT COMMIE-SOTA (4)
January 7 COULTER OVERLOADS TODAY SHOW (4)
January 6 APPLE FOUNDER TO LOSE ADAM’S APPLE (1)
January 6 HAY-ADAMS HOTEL DENIES OBATMA (2)
January 6 BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED (3)
January 6 RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD (1)
January 5 UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY (13)
January 5 TARVARIS JACKSON A REAL VIKING (3)
January 5 ALIEN ENERGY BURNS RICHARDSON (1)
January 5 ED ANGER RETURNS (4)
January 5 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 5, 2009 (1)
January 2 CHARLES BARKLEY JOYRIDE (1)
January 2 CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON SPOTTED! (2)
January 2 MATT DILLON BLAMES CRYPTID (2)
January 1 NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS (0)

2008 (338)

December 31 SELF-PARKING CAR SECRET (0)
December 31 TOP 5 BAT BOY STORIES OF 2008 (1)
December 30 ROCK BAND 2 CREATED BY ALIENS (2)
December 30 PhD APE MEETS WITH SALTSMAN (4)
December 30 TOP 5 CELEB STORIES OF 2008 (2)
December 29 PUFF HATES OBAMA PARODY (4)
December 29 TOP 5 POLITICAL STORIES OF 2008 (0)
December 29 AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (0)
December 29 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 29, 2008 (1)
December 26 BUSH PARDONS MANIGATOR (1)
December 26 OBATMA CELEBRATES KWANZAA (1)
December 24 BAT BOY AND OBAMA SHIRTLESS (2)
December 24 UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN (2)
December 24 PhD APE JR. ANALYZES SANTA (0)
December 23 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS HOLIDAY CARD (2)
December 23 MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER (3)
December 23 ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SENATE! (6)
December 22 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 22, 2008 (0)
December 22 AMY WINEHOUSE REVEALS ALL (0)
December 22 MANIGATOR ATTACKS RICK WARREN (4)
December 22 MADOFF SPENDS HANNUKAH WITH ALIEN (3)
December 19 ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH (1)
December 19 BAT BOY'S HOLIDAY CARD (4)
December 19 MERPEOPLE TO BUY CONEY ISLAND (1)
December 18 PhD APE BUMPS INTO SPITZER (0)
December 18 NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT (3)
December 18 BAT BOY CLOSING IN ON MADOFF (0)
December 17 LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN (2)
December 17 PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES (6)
December 17 HASSELBECK CURSES BUSH (1)
December 16 PhD APE TO COUNSEL SCAM VICTIMS (1)
December 16 DRAGON MILLIPEDE COMES OUT OF CLOSET (2)
December 16 BROWNS COACH MISSING (0)
December 15 PLAYGIRL BUDDHA SPARKS OUTRAGE (1)
December 15 BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF (8)
December 15 OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION (4)
December 15 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 15, 2008 (1)
December 12 BAT DUO CLIMBS ROCKEFELLER TREE (1)
December 12 "MANIGATOR DUNDEE" SNUBBED (3)
December 12 COOPER COURTED BY SHARK (2)
December 11 PhD APE JUNIOR! (0)
December 11 OBAMA DENIED AREA 51 (20)
December 11 BATNEY'S BACK AT NO. 1 (1)
December 10 RAHMBO VS BLAGO (1)
December 10 BAT BOY MILK (1)
December 10 OPRAH LEANS ON WORLD'S FATTEST CAT (0)
December 9 SARAH PALIN'S CHRISTMAS CARD (12)
December 9 OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED (0)
December 9 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE (0)
December 9 PhD APE HEADS TO VEGAS (1)
December 8 BEAR GRYLLS' INJURY FROM YETI FIGHT (1)
December 8 JOHN THAIN: ALIEN! (5)
December 8 OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE (4)
December 8 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 8, 2008 (0)
December 5 STONER MUMMY ATTACKS (10)
December 5 MILEY CYRUS AND FATFOOT DUET (0)
December 5 WORLD'S FATTEST CAT ADOPTED (6)
December 4 THE GOVERNATOR WORKS BIRTHDAY PARTIES (0)
December 4 BATNEY SPEARS! (5)
December 4 PICKENS TEAMS WITH ALIEN ENERGY (6)
December 3 MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN (1)
December 3 PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA (0)
December 3 JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN (3)
December 2 BEASTIE BAT BOYS (2)
December 2 BURRESS BLAMES LEPRECHAUN FOR INJURY (7)
December 2 LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT (2)
December 1 VIDEO – CALLING ALL ALIENS (0)
December 1 PhD APE LENDS SHOULDER TO BRITNEY (1)
December 1 JUPITER AND VENUS CITIZENS MOON EARTH (2)
December 1 MADONNA BREAKS HIP ON TOUR (10)
December 1 WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 1, 2008 (1)
November 28 BAT BOY SCARES MALL SANTA (8)
November 28 MANIGATOR TERRORISES MACY'S DAY PARADE (0)
November 28 ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS (2)
November 27 PhD APE TAPPED FOR NEW VH1 SHOW (3)
November 27 FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN (2)
November 26 VIDEO – MAN DESCRIBES ALIEN ENCOUNTER (0)
November 26 BAT BOY GOBBLES TURKEY WHOLE (4)
November 26 CHAOS CLOUD TAKES ON THAILAND (4)
November 26 OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM (2)
November 25 VIDEO – ALIEN BELIEVERS AMONG US (0)
November 25 VIDEO – ROSWELL REVISITED (2)
November 25 HANNITY & ALIEN? (5)
November 25 FATFOOT TRIES ONLINE DATING (2)
November 25 PARIS HILTON FINDS NEW LOVE (2)
November 25 CROP CIRCLES IN WINEHOUSE'S HAIR (8)
November 24 ALIENS CLAIM BELLY BUTTON-LESS MODEL (4)
November 24 BRONX MOWGLI ALSO HATES NAME (1)
November 24 PhD APE AXES AXL'S PROBLEMS (5)
November 21 SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK (8)
November 21 UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES! (14)
November 21 BAT BOY JOLIE? (2)
November 21 STUDIO 51 (2)
November 20 WOLF BOY PRESIDENT OF HAIR CLUB FOR MEN (2)
November 20 DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS BIGFOOT PROSTITUTE (0)
November 20 PhD APE VISITS TED STEVENS (1)
November 20 CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN (1)
November 19 BAT BOY HATES PROP 8 (4)
November 19 EHARMONY REFUSES INTER-SPECIES MATCHES (3)
November 19 WORLD'S FATTEST CAT HEATS UP 'TOP CHEF' (1)
November 18 CHAOS CLOUD GLARES AT SANTA BARBARA (0)
November 18 PhD APE HELPS RIGHT WING PUNDITS (3)
November 17 OBAMA'S NEW PET (4)
November 17 SNL REJECTS LAKE ERIE MONSTER (1)
November 17 CHUPACABRAS ARE ALIEN PETS (5)
November 14 CHAOS CLOUD SLAMS ASIA (2)
November 14 BAT BOY STEALS NEW WARCRAFT GAME (15)
November 14 EXTREME MAKEOVER: MANIGATOR EDITION (1)
November 14 GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER (0)
November 13 BIGFOOT FIRED FROM GREY'S ANATOMY (1)
November 13 BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR (0)
November 13 CHAOS CLOUD COVERS NEW HAVEN (0)
November 12 WWN FIRST REPORTED CINDY MCCAIN AFFAIR (3)
November 12 WORLD'S FATTEST CAT CRASHES BOND PREMIERE (2)
November 12 OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51 (3)
November 12 PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE (2)
November 11 KIM JONG IL SPOTTED AT OPEN MIC NIGHT (2)
November 11 MANIGATOR DANCES WITH ELLEN (4)
November 11 CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY (0)
November 11 BAT BOY IN BAT SWARM (3)
November 10 OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR (11)
November 10 JOAQUIN AND BAT BOY MAKE SWEET MUSIC (0)
November 10 OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY (0)
November 7 OBATMA: CABINET MEMBER? (2)
November 7 DAY OF THE DEAD ZOMBIE ATTACK (3)
November 7 FATFOOT ON THE VIEW (5)
November 7 CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT (1)
November 6 OBATMA 2012 (0)
November 6 NO DEAL FOR WORLD'S FATTEST CAT (3)
November 6 OUTER SPACE OUTSOURCING (1)
November 5 PhD APE TO COUNSEL MCCAIN FOLLOWING HISTORIC LOSS (2)
November 5 ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS (7)
November 5 OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO (0)
November 5 OBAMA-TOSE! ED ANGER CRITICAL (12)
November 4 UPDATE: MCCAIN ACCEPTS ENDORSEMENT! (45)
November 4 TODD PALIN'S ELECTION DAY STUNT (0)
November 4 CHAOS CLOUD APPEARS IN WASHINGTON D.C. (2)
November 4 STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS TO TIME TRAVEL (2)
November 3 VIDEO – LARRY KING WANTS TO INTERVIEW AN ALIEN (0)
November 3 FRY DEATH ROW CREEPS IN ELECTRIC BLEACHERS! (8)
November 3 CHAOS CLOUD SETTLES IN FLORIDA (3)
November 3 McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE (0)
October 31 MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA (2)
October 31 GALS SHOULDN'T BE PUMPING IRON (2)
October 30 VIDEO – LARRY KING INTERVIEWS UFO WITNESSES (1)
October 30 CHAOS CLOUD MOVES TO PENNSYLVANIA (2)
October 30 INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT (1)
October 30 SARAH PALIN HEALS CHILD (0)
October 29 9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA (1)
October 29 MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS (1)
October 29 RAISE THE SPEED LIMIT TO 100 MPH (5)
October 28 MANIGATOR UPSETS MCCAIN RALLY (7)
October 28 CHAOS CLOUD HOVERS OVER INDIANA (2)
October 27 ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN (1)
October 27 QUIT BEING A SISSY AND GET RUDE (1)
October 24 OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S. (4)
October 24 CHAOS CLOUD SCARES CLEVELAND (0)
October 24 PHD APE TO COUNSEL GUY RITCHIE (0)
October 23 MANIGATOR SPOTTED ON GEORGIA BEACH (1)
October 23 GIANT SQUID PLAGUES ICELAND (2)
October 23 LYING & CHEATING MADE AMERICA GREAT (3)
October 22 BAT BOY BACKS OBAMA (5)
October 22 INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! (2)
October 22 CHAOS CLOUD DESCENDS ON OHIO (7)
October 21 TINA FEY SHOOTS A BIGFOOT (4)
October 21 MCCAIN NEGOTIATES BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS (1)
October 21 WOMEN SHOULD BE MAKING BABIES (3)
October 20 ORTIZ FINALLY SCORES (0)
October 20 PALIN POSED WITH ALIEN BEER (1)
October 20 BIGFOOT WITH… BAT BOY?! (1)
October 17 WORLD'S FATTEST CAT ON 'BIGGEST LOSER' (9)
October 16 VIDEO – ALIEN ON TAPE? (0)
October 16 JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER (2)
October 16 FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING (5)
October 16 UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS (28)
October 15 MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER! (6)
October 15 KRAKEN GREETS RETURN OF USS INTREPID (1)
October 15 PALIN EXTERMINATING BIGFOOT (3)
October 15 MOLE PEOPLE BEING EXPLOITED (26)
October 14 OBATMA! (21)
October 14 MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE (2)
October 14 FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION (0)
October 13 PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT (6)
October 13 KEATING FIVE REUNITE FOR BASKETBALL GAME (3)
October 11 PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT (91)
October 10 OJ SIMPSON: COLLEGE PROFESSOR (2)
October 10 JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES TINY BIGFOOT BUSBOY (4)
October 9 BAT BOY REGISTERS TO VOTE IN 48 STATES (17)
October 9 MICHAEL CERA HEALS CHILD (7)
October 8 ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH'S MARKETS (1)
October 8 OBAMA SHARES CIGARETTE WITH MYSTERIOUS MAN-CHILD (2)
October 8 MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT (2)
October 8 MCCAIN USES ALIENS TO GET TOWN HALL QUESTIONS (4)
October 8 SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX (0)
October 8 BIGFOOT BABY IS A BRAT! (5)
October 6 BAILOUT BOY (20)
October 6 OBAMA NUDE (11)
October 6 Fossett, Earheart, Hoffa in Bermuda Love Triangle (8)
October 6 EMPEROR BLOOMBERG (6)
October 6 SIGN UP FOR AREA 51! (2)
October 3 UPDATE: PALINTOLOGY REVEALED! (2)
October 3 Bat Boy Falls for Meghan McCain (5)
October 3 CONGRESS NAMES MCCAIN "MISS CONGENIALITY" (1)
October 3 EU Urges Integration of Vampires (4)
October 2 NBC's "The Office" Busted For Subliminal Messages (3)
October 2 Bat Boy Sues Batman in Paternity Suit (10)
October 2 Bend It Like Bat Boy (0)
October 2 Exclusive Bat Boy Pose! (0)
October 2 Five Classic Weekly World News Covers (7)
October 2 Bat Ball Boy (3)
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