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• February 7 Chupacabras Terrorize Suburban TULSA (1)
• January 27 Baby Born With Tattoo Of the Solar System (0)
• January 12 ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK (1)
• January 9 THE TAO OF THE THREE STOOGES (2)
• January 5 CAVEMEN INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE! (1)
• January 5 PRINCE HARRY: HAIR (1)
• January 4 BIGFOOT LEARNING THE SAX (1)
• January 4 HOW TO TALK TO TIME-TRAVELERS (0)

• December 23 ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO! (0)
• December 8 IN HOLLYWOOD, MONSTER MARRIAGE COUNSELING IS THE NEW “TREND!” (2)
• November 7 THE ALIEN SPECIES LIVING NEXT DOOR! (2)
• October 4 DINOSAURS FOUND ON MARS (14)
• September 22 TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED (9)
• September 14 Train Robbers Back Railroad Strikers, Refuse to Cross Picket Line! (1)
• September 14 ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN! (6)
• September 9 HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT (7)
• August 18 PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH! (49)
• July 29 JESUS’S SANDALS FOUND IN UTAH! (3)
• July 20 U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES! (9)
• July 11 EARTH’S ROTATION IS SLOWING DOWN! (7)
• July 8 ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY! (8)
• July 5 GENERATION X-FILES? (1)
• June 29 BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary! (2)
• June 22 Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!! (6)
• June 13 HUMAN BATTERY (0)
• June 6 HOW FAST DO YOU THINK? (2)
• May 20 11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS (36)
• May 13 FIRE BREAKS OUT ON THE MOON! (10)
• May 4 GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH (8)
• April 26 THE BOYS ARE BACK! (1)
• April 20 INFLATION MOVES 4/20 to 4/30 (2)
• April 12 PLANET CLAIRE IS REAL! (6)
• April 5 BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY! (5)
• March 31 VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO (17)
• March 26 March Madness Gets St. Peter Fired!  (0)
• March 25 STUCK! Help! She Can’t Get Out of Character! (0)
• March 18 THE LEAST-WANTED LOOKALIKES! (0)
• March 17 FIVE WAYS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM LEPRECHAUN SHENANIGANS ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY! (1)
• March 16 PH.D. APE’S New Economic Theory of Success (1)
• March 15 MAN CAN SPIN HIS HEAD 360 DEGREES! (2)
• March 9 8 U.S. SENATORS ARE ALIENS (5)
• March 2 THE RETURN OF BOBSTRADAMUS! (1)
• February 25 KANGOROUS AWAKENS! (5)
• February 24 TRAFFIC COP KILLED WHEN 400-LB. DRUNK FALLS ON HIM! (1)
• February 22 PLANET WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! COMING SUMMER 2022! (2)
• February 16 A REAL COPY CAT! (2)
• February 14 LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND! (5)
• February 11 WAS “THE LAST SUPPER” REALLY A CELEBRITY ROAST? (0)
• February 9 FBI CAPTURES TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2398! (5)
• February 3 EINSTEIN WAS A RAPPER?!? (3)
• February 1 GROUNDHOG DEAD! (18)
• January 31 HOW TO LIFT A FAMILY CURSE (2)
• January 28 WRONG ABOUT WRONG! (1)
• January 28 TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION (2)
• January 19 VIRGIN MARY WALKS DOWN MIRACLE MOUNTAIN! (0)
• January 17 ‘PERSON OF INTEREST’ IN OVER 100 CRIMES RELEASED BECAUSE HE’S SO UNINTERESTING (0)
• January 13 BETTY WHITE’S COMING BACK! (1)
• January 11 FEMALE SPACE ALIEN ACCUSES EX-GOVERNOR OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT (1)
• January 6 DEAD STRIPPER FOUND IN CAKE! (1)

• December 30 TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE! (4)
• December 21 CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS! (7)
• December 17 VOTERS VOTE TO SUPPRESS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE (2)
• December 17 SANTA GOT JACKED?! (1)
• December 10 DEATH ROW INMATE SPARED – BECAUSE OF HIS LAST NAME! (1)
• December 10 RUSSIANS SHOOT DOWN UFO (3)
• December 3 SELF-DRIVING CAR KEEPS DRIVING ITSELF BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER (1)
• December 3 SANTA HIRES OUTSIDE PROTECTION THIS YEAR! (0)
• November 29 WWN ANNOUNCES FIRST “WEEKLY WORLD NEWS NFT” (2)
• November 28 SWEDES INVENT ANTIFREEZE FOR HUMANS! (4)
• November 26 MAN GETTING DIVORCED HIRES “THE BEST” LAWYER – THE WOMAN HE’S DIVORCING (0)
• November 24 VIKINGS EXPRESS DISMAY AT NOT BEING INVITED TO THANKSGIVING (0)
• November 23 SANTA LOOKS 500 YEARS YOUNGER (1)
• November 18 CHEAP-O GENEALOGY SITE TELLS MAN HE’S DESCENDED FROM HIS MOTHER (2)
• November 17 THE SOUNDS OF QUARANTINE (1)
• November 17 WEREWOLF ESCAPES FROM ALABAMA PRISON! (4)
• November 16 cREEPY COMPANY: BAT BOY RETURNS THURSDAY WITH MORE FUN ITEMS! (0)
• November 15 MEET THE MOST HATEFUL MAN IN AMERICA! (1)
• November 11 5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL (61)
• November 4 IF I COULD TURN BACK TYPE! CHER’S TWEETING SECRET DISCOVERED! (0)
• October 29 FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA! (1)
• October 28 A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER! (0)
• October 27 VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE (5)
• October 25 GREG GUTFELD IS AN ELF! (0)
• October 22 LEPRECHAUN POPULATION PLUMMETS DUE TO LUCKY CHARM POACHING! (1)
• October 15 ASTEROID KZ1055 TO SLAM EARTH ON NOV. 18TH (0)
• October 15 2,000-YEAR-OLD LETTER FROM JESUS FOUND! (2)
• October 6 AN INCEL’S GUIDE TO DATING PUBLISHED! (1)
• October 5 FIRST ROCK BAND DISCOVERED! (1)
• September 23 PETA PETITIONS US GOVERNMENT FOR EXPANDED ANIMAL RIGHTS (0)
• September 16 ROBOT OVERLORDS ABORT U.S.A. INVASION! (4)
• September 14 JUPITER RADIOS EARTH FOR HELP! (1)
• September 11 MEET THE CONCEPTUALIST (0)
• September 10 NY FOOTBALL GIANTS SIGN A REAL GIANT! (4)
• September 7 MYSTERY STAR APPEARS OVER HOLY LAND! (1)
• August 25 5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE (4)
• August 18 ANCIENT EGYPTIAN BOWLING LEAGUE DISCOVERED IN DIG! (1)
• August 15 ARE YOU PART OF THE PANDEMIC’S PANDENTISTRY BOOM? (0)
• August 11 10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL (0)
• August 3 SNOW WHITE’S PRINCE ACCUSED OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT! (1)
• July 30 HOT SEX! COUPLE BURSTS INTO FLAMES IN THE SACK! (0)
• July 28 “OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE! (0)
• July 21 BREAKING NEWS: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS LAUNCHES! (3)
• July 21 THE ZOMBIE WEDDING! (4)
• July 19 BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI! (5)
• July 17 CLASSIC MONSTER RETIREMENT HOME EXPANDS CAMPUS! (0)
• July 14 ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY! (54)
• July 9 FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER! (3)
• July 7 REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN! (0)
• July 7 TOP 7 BILLIONAIRE PICK-UP LINES! (2)
• June 30 Ohio Man Refuses To Wave At End of Zoom Call (0)
• June 29 Vaccine Drones Set Loose By NYC (0)
• June 28 Original Save Icon Sells for Millions At Auction (0)
• June 27 Iowa Woman Has Potatoes Instead of Toes (0)
• June 26 Putin And New Bride Do Disneyland (0)
• June 26 DID ALIENS PART THE RED SEA? (4)
• June 25 Pew Wee Herman Newest Addition to Street Fighter Game (0)
• June 24 Martians Preparing to Attack And Conquer Venus (0)
• June 24 ZOOLOGIST CLAIMS BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT! (2)
• June 23 Invisible Car Sold Rolls Royce Launches New Line (0)
• June 23 Entire State of Maine Disappears (0)
• June 22 Godzilla Has Hip Replacement Surgery (0)
• June 21 Ass Backwards Man Supports Trump (0)
• June 20 Conan Leaving TBS to Join Weird Al (1)
• June 19 Tom Brady Sprouts Extra Fingers (0)
• June 18 President Biden Salutes Abe Lincolns Ghost (0)
• June 17 FBI Raids Bat Boy Cave (0)
• June 16 The Banana Splits Reboot In The Works (0)
• June 15 ARE YOU DATING A WITCH? (2)
• June 15 Ben Jerrys Launches New True Crime Ice Cream (0)
• June 14 Bat Boy Join The Mutant Army (0)
• June 13 Dave Grohl Rocks with cicadas (0)
• June 11 BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK! (0)
• June 10 DILBERT CARTOONIST IS THE SON OF A GREEK GOD! (0)
• June 9 WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB! (4)
• June 1 HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS (0)
• May 31 NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN! (5)
• May 26 ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS! (10)
• May 11 5 CELEBRITIES WITH BIGFOOT DNA (11)
• May 9 WOMAN MARRIES PHONE (0)
• May 5 DID ABE LINCOLN FAKE HIS DEATH? (4)
• May 2 HOLLYWOOD TO STREAM MOVIES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN! (2)
• April 30 WWN SPORTS: Teenage Pitcher Throws 151 MPH! (1)
• April 30 AN ENTIRE CITY IN TREVOR NOAH’S HAIR! (0)
• April 28 MAN VOTED THE GRUMPIEST PERSON IN AMERICA (3)
• April 22 IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN? (23)
• April 19 CHAOS IN CALIFORNIA GUN CLUB! (1)
• April 14 ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY! (3)
• April 10 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE (12)
• April 9 CICADAS WILL OVERRUN D.C.! (2)
• April 7 MAGICAL COAT TURNS INVISIBLE PEOPLE VISIBLE (1)
• April 5 THE POPE BANKRUPTS THE VATICAN – AGAIN! (0)
• April 5 GHOSTS ABANDONING HOUSES AT RECORD RATE! (0)
• March 29 GNARLY MONSTER SURFACES IN NYC! (2)
• March 25 “I WAS A BUSBOY AT THE LAST SUPPER!” (2)
• March 24 RED PILL: THE BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IN YEARS! (0)
• March 19 EVERYTHING GETS A SNYDER CUT! (0)
• March 15 ATTACK OF THE WEREMEN! (2)
• March 13 HERO DAD FLIES TO SAVE DAUGHTER! (1)
• March 8 SEE SPOT SPY (1)
• March 3 NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR! (0)
• March 2 EDGAR ALLAN POE … STAND-UP COMEDIAN? (1)
• March 2 KNOW YOUR HAT SIZE! (0)
• March 2 “’REGULAR’ LIZARD IS TINY GODZILLA!” (1)
• February 26 GENIUS FARMER INVENTS “SCARE-SNOW” (1)
• February 24 ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR (2)
• February 21 VENDING MACHINE MAFIA EXPOSED! (0)
• February 17 IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS? (2)
• February 16 NASCAR DRACULA! (1)
• February 10 EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN! (1)
• February 9 HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CLONE (11)
• February 6 After Just 2 Weeks On Earth! (0)
• February 4 ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT (1)
• February 3 103-YEAR-OLD QUARANTINER EMERGES IN 2021 (0)
• January 29 CHINA BUYS MOUNT RUSHMORE (3)
• January 29 REDDIT USERS NOW TURN THEIR POWER TO FOOD (0)
• January 25 NEWEST U.S. JUDGE IS 5-YEARS-OLD! (1)
• January 25 THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY (1)
• January 21 5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT! (13)
• January 18 LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS! (4)
• January 16 HORROR WRITER KIDNAPPED BY TEEN FANS! (2)
• January 12 4 STEPS FOR PUTTING A CURSE ON ENEMIES (3)
• January 7 5 THINGS TO AVOID DURING An ALIEN ABDUCTION (7)
• January 6 NY WOMAN STALKED BY RUSSIAN SUB! (1)
• January 4 MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG (6)

• December 31 SWEDISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 13 BABIES AT ONE TIME! (3)
• December 31 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2021 HERE WE COME! (1)
• December 29 OVERWORKED KITCHEN APPLIANCES REVOLT! (2)
• December 26 2020 IS GOING TO REPEAT! (0)
• December 24 BAT BOY GOES CAROLING! (1)
• December 17 BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI! (2)
• December 15 MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART! (1)
• December 9 MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL (4)
• December 7 SANTA HAS COVID! (0)
• December 4 DRACULA GOES VEGAN! (6)
• December 2 MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE (2)
• November 30 MULE ELECTED MAYOR (3)
• November 25 ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM! (3)
• November 23 MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!” (1)
• November 20 PAGE 5 HONEY – ANGELLA KATHERINE (6)
• November 19 DELAWARE IS MISSING! (7)
• November 17 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)
• November 13 GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS! (0)
• November 12 ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN! (0)
• November 11 BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?! (3)
• November 11 CAPITALIST PIG! (1)
• November 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH (1)
• November 6 HYPNOTIZED WOMAN LANDS PLANE – SAVES HUNDREDS (1)
• November 5 DRIVER DRAGS BOULDER ACROSS THREE STATES (1)
• November 3 ASTEROID HITS PEORIA RICOCHETS BACK INTO SPACE! (1)
• October 28 MAN IS REAL LIFE RIP VAN WINKLE (1)
• October 23 ASTEROID STILL HEADING FOR PEORIA ON ELECTION DAY! (3)
• October 20 THE BIG SLEEP (3)
• October 18 BLOODY MARY FOOD DELIVERY (1)
• October 16 LETTER FROM THE EDITOR (1)
• October 15 NEWS SCHEDULED TO END (0)
• October 13 LAKE ERIE MONSTER SPOTTED IN CLEVELAND IS ACTUALLY A STEELER FAN! (0)
• October 13 ABE LINCOLN WAS OBSESSED WITH MAYONNAISE! (3)
• October 12 IS TV’S TONY DANZA OUT TO ‘OUT-GOOP’ GWYNETH? (2)
• October 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH BY SAZU JEJUNE (1)
• October 9 HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO! (0)
• October 7 BROOKLYN MAN HASN’T STOPPED DANCING SINCE 1977! (5)
• October 6 BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS (2)
• October 5 COOKING WITH TOOTHPASTE (0)
• October 5 RUSSIANS HACKED MY DVR! (0)
• October 2 GRIZZLY BEAR PIED PIPER (0)
• October 1 TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE (2)
• September 29 JERSEY DEVIL DEMANDS NJ hockey TEAM change ITS NAME! (1)
• September 28 PUTIN SINGS! (0)
• September 28 TWO WELL-DIGGING BROTHERS DISCOVER UNDERGROUND EMPIRE! (2)
• September 28 PROFESSORS TO GET TENURE INTO THE AFTERLIFE! (0)
• September 22 ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK! (5)
• September 22 DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE! (0)
• September 21 BRING BACK WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! (3)
• September 18 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune (1)
• September 16 BEVERLY HILLS BIRTHDAY CLOWNS GO ROGUE! (1)
• September 16 300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE. (5)
• September 16 ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE (2)
• September 10 GHOST MURDERER! (0)
• September 10 WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS TO CALL IT QUITS (2)
• September 9 JIG SAW DANCER. THE FIRST CHAMP! (0)
• September 8 PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE! (1)
• September 8 ANTHEMIC SAL! HE SUMS UP THE ENTIRE YEAR — in SONG! (0)
• September 3 LOCH NESS MONSTER SIGNS WITH DISNEY! (1)
• September 3 PIZZA HOLDS SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE! (1)
• September 2 MASSACHUSETTS MAN SAVES TODDLERS FROM VICIOUS FISHER CAT! (5)
• August 27 THE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER, BOB, REVEALED! (2)
• August 27 FOR THE FALL: HAZMAT SUIT CHIC (1)
• August 27 HOLLYWOOD TO USE REAL MONSTERS IN NEW MONSTER MOVIES! (1)
• August 26 ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH ON ELECTION DAY?! (1)
• August 23 THIS IS THE ONE – Sal TAKES A VACATION (0)
• August 21 MAN HAS MOLE REMOVED FROM FOREHEAD (0)
• August 18 US CORPORATIONS RECRUITING EMPLOYEES THROUGH SUPERNATURAL METHODS! (1)
• August 12 SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE! (2)
• August 11 I SURVIVED THE WAVE FROM HELL! (0)
• August 7 BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST! (1)
• August 7 56-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS ANIMAL CROSSING (0)
• August 5 BRUTE TAMED BY PIXIES! (1)
• August 4 CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE AND PUPPETS? (0)
• July 31 WOMAN MARRIES HER TEDDY BEAR! (1)
• July 31 BARNEY GETS JACKED! (3)
• July 29 VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES (1)
• July 29 DOLPHIN SIGHTED WEARING OLD CAMPAIGN GEAR (0)
• July 27 AMERICAN BEARS VOW NOT TO ATTACK CAMPERS WEARING MASKS! (1)
• July 26 ALONE TOGETHER – SAL KNOWS WHAT’S GOING DOWN (1)
• July 24 AIRLINES TO OFFER OUTDOOR SEATING?! (1)
• July 24 WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ON AMERICAN TOUR! (0)
• July 23 DEAR DOTTI – MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG IS TELLING ME TO DO BAD THINGS (2)
• July 23 MAN POSSESSED BY MAGIC 8 BALL! (1)
• July 20 TRAINER WHO MARRIED A DOLPHIN IS PREGNANT! (1)
• July 16 GIANT GREEN FOOT FOUND IN JOLLY GREEN VALLEY RIVER! (1)
• July 14 SCIENTISTS DISCOVER EMOJI BUGS! (2)
• July 13 GUNSLINGER REINCARNATED AS STRIPPER! (1)
• July 10 WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SPATULA! (3)
• July 8 BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA! (0)
• July 6 LACK OF FIREWORK DISPLAYS FORCED THOUSANDS TO LIGHT THEIR FARTS (1)
• July 5 POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST! (1)
• July 3 EQUIVOCAL OPTIMISM! SAL SINGS OF HARD CLIMB BACK (0)
• July 3 PORTAL TO HECK! (2)
• July 2 BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK. (11)
• June 30 SOY MILK TURNS BOY INTO WARTHOG! (1)
• June 30 DEAR DOTTI (4)
• June 26 UFOS OVER HOUSTON (2)
• June 25 TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP (0)
• June 23 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)
• June 19 GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE (34)
• June 19 TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED! (0)
• June 17 MYSTERIOUS CLOWNS TERRIFY TOWN (1)
• June 17 GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO! (1)
• June 16 WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM (1)
• June 15 HOLLYWOOD SET TO RE-OPEN! (1)
• June 15 DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY! (4)
• June 15 IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET! (3)
• June 13 POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED! (5)
• June 12 BOY MEETS GIRL, BOY LOSES GIRL—TO QUARANTINE! (2)
• June 11 GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE! (1)
• June 10 LESTER CAINE REPORT: TRUSTWORTHINESS IN MEDIA (3)
• June 9 ARE YOU JUDGEMENTAL? (3)
• June 8 GHOST-B-GONE (1)
• June 7 MAN CLAIMS ‘UNLUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA’ PRIZE FOR THIRD YEAR IN A ROW. (2)
• June 6 PAGE 5 HONEY (5)
• June 4 GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY! (4)
• June 3 MAN USES MUMMY WRAPPINGS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF TP (3)
• June 2 MONK LEVITATES… AND GETS STUCK! (3)
• May 31 BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT (3)
• May 29 FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR! (3)
• May 28 THE KEYS TO REOPENING – SAL DONATO (2)
• May 27 WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA! (0)
• May 27 SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G (1)
• May 26 HERE COMES KING KOW! (2)
• May 26 LANA DEL REY’S NEW ALBUM “QUESTION FOR THE CULTURE” (2)
• May 20 TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING (2)
• May 20 SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION CASES IN U.S. ON THE RISE (2)
• May 19 LESTER CAINE: MIND CLEANSE! (2)
• May 18 INVISIBLE BIBLE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF SEA! (3)
• May 15 U.S. TO FIGHT “MURDER HORNETS” WITH HOMEGROWN “KILLER BEES.” (3)
• May 14 WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”? (3)
• May 14 TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND? (4)
• May 13 POSITIVE VIBES – SAL GOES SUNNY! (2)
• May 12 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE! (2)
• May 12 LESTER CAINE REPORT: Suspicious golf course! (33)
• May 12 EXCLUSIVE: MEET THE “REAL” DOCTOR BLEACH! (2)
• May 11 TIMES SQUARE TIME TRAVELER REVEALS… “HUMANITY SURVIVES” (2)
• May 8 ANIMALS RECLAIM CITY NIGHTLIFE DURING LOCKDOWN! (1)
• May 7 GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR! (2)
• May 6 LOCH NESS MONSTER DECLARED A GENIUS! (2)
• May 5 LESTER CAINE REPORT: LAUNDROMAT INVESTIGATION (2)
• May 4 THE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN! (7)
• May 2 BIGFOOT IS MISSING (2)
• May 1 NEW SAL SONG: “IT’LL BE ME” (0)
• April 30 MISSOURI COMPANY MANUFACTURING ROSE-COLORED GLASSES (0)
• April 29 ATLANTIS RESURFACES! RECONSIDERS! RESUBMERGES! (1)
• April 29 THE JEWISH GRANDMOTHER COVID-19 PREVENTION METHOD (2)
• April 27 COUNTRY CROONER CHANGES NAME! (2)
• April 24 UNDERWATER GIANT EMERGES FROM THE ATLANTIC (0)
• April 24 PYGMY PYGMIES FOUND IN AFRICA! (0)
• April 23 THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS! (1)
• April 20 NETWORKS TO REPLACE SHOWS WITH CARTOON VERSIONS? (3)
• April 17 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALIENS (9)
• April 17 SAL DONATO – Quarantine SONG “STANDING AWAY” (3)
• April 17 BAKE YOUR OWN SEX MUFFINS! (0)
• April 17 THUNDERDOME GROCERY STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS! (10)
• April 15 PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVERED
• April 14 ELDERLY COUPLE OUT FOR JOY RIDE GET CARJACKED! (2)
• April 13 SEX ROBOT PREGNANT! (3)
• April 13 CHANGING CLIMATE BRINGS “COMEDY WEATHER” (3)
• April 12 JUDAS DIDN’T GET A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AT THE LAST SUPPER! (0)
• April 10 EASTER BUNNY UNION CANCELS EASTER DELIVERIES! (1)
• April 9 PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS! (3)
• April 9 CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION! (2)
• April 9 SAL DONATO – “THESE DAYS” (1)
• April 8 HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS! (4)
• April 7 DO NOT FEAR FEAR ITSELF (1)
• April 6 LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF! (1)
• April 3 CONFUSED SERIAL KILLER ACCIDENTALLY BURIES SELF ALIVE (2)
• April 3 HOUSE INFESTED BY GARDEN GNOMES! (0)
• April 2 QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED! (3)
• April 1 “PASSION OF THE CHRIST ON ICE” TOUR CANCELLED! (3)
• April 1 THE QUARANTINE KID (2)
• March 31 CELEBRITY GHOSTS ARE HOT AGAIN (0)
• March 31 HOROSCOPES ALL THE SAME! (1)
• March 30 TV MEDICAL SHOWS DONATE SUPPLIES TO HOSPITALS (0)
• March 27 CDC Warns: DON’T USE MASK FROM ‘THE MASK’ (1)
• March 27 PRODUCTION SUSPENDED ON CLINT EASTWOOD’S COOKING SHOW (0)
• March 27 THE SMART PENCIL IS HERE! (0)
• March 26 BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS! (14)
• March 25 GIANT METEOR STEERS AWAY FROM EARTH (0)
• March 25 THE BRITS HAVE BEEN FAKING THEIR ACCENTS! (1)
• March 24 FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! (1)
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• September 30 WWN IS HEADING TO MARS! (0)
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• September 27 MOSES HAD A GPS! (0)
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• October 24 UFO CRASHES IN RUSSIA! (15)
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• October 29 STUDY: HALLOWEEN CANDY MAKES KIDS SMARTER (5)
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• December 5 TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD! (27)
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• April 21 GOOGLE TO GO WHERE NO SITE HAS GONE BEFORE (1)
• April 21 WORLD'S LARGEST BAT CAVE (5)
• April 20 TINY HOUSE PEOPLE (4)
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• April 17 "OBAMA MONEY" HANDED OUT IN NEW YORK (8)
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• April 15 WORLD'S OLDEST SUPERMODEL (5)
• April 15 STUDY: HAPPINESS CAUSES DEPRESSION (19)
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• April 14 TITANIC SUNK BY THE MOON! (14)
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• April 14 TITANIC MEMORIAL CRUISE (6)
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• April 12 SOLAR PANEL IN OUTER SPACE (10)
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• April 8 EASTER BUNNY COLLAPSES! (3)
• April 8 INTERNATIONAL PILLOW FIGHT DAY (0)
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• April 6 KURT COBAIN LIVES! (9)
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• March 31 SPIDERGIRL (3)
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• March 28 HOODIE NATION (4)
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• March 27 OBAMA IS A RUSSIAN SPY? (8)
• March 27 CAT-SIZED RATS INVADE FLORIDA! (8)
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• March 20 ASHTON KUTCHER LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (14)
• March 19 PANDA POO TEA (6)
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• March 14 WOOLY MAMMOTH CLONED (62)
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• March 13 SOUTHERN LIGHTS (8)
• March 13 ROMNEY ADDS "WOMAN" TO PLAYLIST (5)
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• March 13 MAN EVOLVED FROM RABBITS (6)
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• March 7 10 GREATEST BAR BETS (3)
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• March 6 PEYTON MANNING CUT! (10)
• March 6 WORLD'S BIGGEST TUNA (6)
• March 6 WANTED: REINDEER BOY (9)
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• March 2 UFO OVER MEXICO CITY (3)
• March 2 WANTED: MANIGATOR (9)
• March 1 SUPER DEER! (4)
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• March 1 WORLD'S OLDEST SHEEP – DEAD (2)
• March 1 PLAYBOY IN OUTER SPACE! (2)
• March 1 PTERANODON TERRIFIES WYOMING TOWN (21)
• February 29 HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED (10)
• February 29 SNOOKI PREGNANT! (23)
• February 29 LEAP DAY MONSTER (11)
• February 28 GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION (7)
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• February 28 KUNG FU BEAR (2)
• February 28 ALIENS ATTACK! (2.28.12) (16)
• February 28 ELEVATOR TO SPACE! (4)
• February 27 5,000 YEAR OLD EYEBALL! (1)
• February 27 SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: THE SKY IS FALLING! (26)
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• February 23 "JERSEY SHORE: 3-D" — MOVIE TO BE RELEASED IN 2013 (5)
• February 23 UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT? (8)
• February 22 ALIENS BACK SANTORUM (30)
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• February 21 ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD (9)
• February 21 30,000 YEAR OLD FLOWER BLOOMS IN RUSSIA! (3)
• February 21 TAZER BALL IS HERE! (5)
• February 20 SOLAR TORNADO (4)
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• February 16 MUMMIFIED MERMAID (6)
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• February 13 WORLD'S FATTEST MAN (13)
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• February 12 CLOUD TSUNAMI (2)
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• February 10 THE FOOTPRINT OF GOD (6)
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• February 8 MITT ROMNEY CONDOMS (1)
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• February 7 WORLD’S BIGGEST SHARK (18)
• February 7 EASTERN COUGAR SPOTTED IN NEW YORK! (7)
• February 7 GOOGLE EARTH FINDS ATLANTIS! (15)
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• February 6 GISELE RAGES AGAINST PATRIOTS (3)
• February 6 ASHES THE HAIRLESS CHIMP (32)
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• February 5 SECOND EARTH FOUND (10)
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• February 3 BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL HITS CUA! (9)
• February 3 WORLD’S SMALLEST WOMAN RUNS FOR CONGRESS (9)
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• January 23 RUSSIANS FIND LIFE ON VENUS! (32)
• January 23 SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED! (6)
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• January 20 SONIC BOOM OVER GRIMSBY (4)
• January 20 NEW YORK ACCENT DYING OUT! (2)
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• January 19 CASEY ANTHONY GETS $2 MILLION FOR INTERVIEW (28)
• January 19 RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE! (10)
• January 19 WILD POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN NYC! (7)
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• January 16 AFGHAN HOUND TALKS! (4)
• January 16 BEYONCE – THE FLY WITH THE GOLDEN BUTT (3)
• January 16 WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG (2)
• January 15 RUSSIAN SPACE PROBE TO FALL ON DC (5)
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• January 14 PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL (18)
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• January 12 MILEY CYRUS SEX TAPE (35)
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• January 11 DOOMSDAY CLOCK APPROACHES MIDNIGHT! (6)
• January 11 MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES (9)
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• January 6 ALIEN BALLS FALLING ON U.S. (49)
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• January 5 HUMAN BARBIE (18)
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• January 2 MAYANS BEGIN APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN! (28)
• January 2 FRENCH WOMEN BURN THEIR BREAST IMPLANTS (3)
• January 2 STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN (50)
• January 1 ALIEN CLOUDS MOVE ACROSS RUSSIA AND ENGLAND (17)