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2021 (41)- April 19 CHAOS IN CALIFORNIA GUN CLUB! (0)
- April 14 ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY! (0)
- April 9 CICADAS WILL OVERRUN D.C.! (0)
- April 7 MAGICAL COAT TURNS INVISIBLE PEOPLE VISIBLE (0)
- April 5 GHOSTS ABANDONING HOUSES AT RECORD RATE! (0)
- April 2 “’REGULAR’ LIZARD IS TINY GODZILLA!” (0)
- March 29 GNARLY MONSTER SURFACES IN NYC! (1)
- March 25 “I WAS A BUSBOY AT THE LAST SUPPER!” (1)
- March 24 RED PILL: THE BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IN YEARS! (0)
- March 22 THE POPE BANKRUPTS THE VATICAN – AGAIN! (0)
- March 22 KNOW YOUR HAT SIZE! (0)
- March 19 EVERYTHING GETS A SNYDER CUT! (0)
- March 15 ATTACK OF THE WEREMEN! (2)
- March 13 HERO DAD FLIES TO SAVE DAUGHTER! (1)
- March 11 ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN! (2)
- March 11 HOLLYWOOD TO STREAM MOVIES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN! (1)
- March 8 SEE SPOT SPY (0)
- March 2 EDGAR ALLAN POE … STAND-UP COMEDIAN? (1)
- March 1 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE (1)
- February 26 GENIUS FARMER INVENTS “SCARE-SNOW” (1)
- February 24 ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR (2)
- February 21 VENDING MACHINE MAFIA EXPOSED! (0)
- February 17 IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS? (2)
- February 16 NASCAR DRACULA! (1)
- February 10 EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN! (1)
- February 9 HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CLONE (10)
- February 4 ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT (1)
- February 4 HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT (1)
- February 3 103-YEAR-OLD QUARANTINER EMERGES IN 2021 (0)
- January 29 CHINA BUYS MOUNT RUSHMORE (3)
- January 29 REDDIT USERS NOW TURN THEIR POWER TO FOOD (0)
- January 25 NEWEST U.S. JUDGE IS 5-YEARS-OLD! (1)
- January 25 THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY (1)
- January 21 5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT! (2)
- January 18 LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS! (3)
- January 16 HORROR WRITER KIDNAPPED BY TEEN FANS! (2)
- January 12 4 STEPS FOR PUTTING A CURSE ON ENEMIES (1)
- January 7 5 THINGS TO AVOID DURING An ALIEN ABDUCTION (7)
- January 6 NY WOMAN STALKED BY RUSSIAN SUB! (1)
- January 4 MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG (6)
- December 31 SWEDISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 13 BABIES AT ONE TIME! (3)
- December 31 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2021 HERE WE COME! (1)
- December 29 OVERWORKED KITCHEN APPLIANCES REVOLT! (2)
- December 26 2020 IS GOING TO REPEAT! (0)
- December 24 BAT BOY GOES CAROLING! (1)
- December 17 BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI! (2)
- December 15 MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART! (1)
- December 9 MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL (3)
- December 7 SANTA HAS COVID! (0)
- December 4 DRACULA GOES VEGAN! (6)
- December 2 MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE (2)
- November 30 MULE ELECTED MAYOR (3)
- November 25 ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM! (3)
- November 23 MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!” (1)
- November 20 PAGE 5 HONEY – ANGELLA KATHERINE (6)
- November 19 DELAWARE IS MISSING! (7)
- November 17 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)
- November 13 GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS! (0)
- November 12 ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN! (0)
- November 11 BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?! (4)
- November 11 CAPITALIST PIG! (1)
- November 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH (1)
- November 6 HYPNOTIZED WOMAN LANDS PLANE – SAVES HUNDREDS (1)
- November 5 DRIVER DRAGS BOULDER ACROSS THREE STATES (1)
- November 3 ASTEROID HITS PEORIA RICOCHETS BACK INTO SPACE! (1)
- October 28 MAN IS REAL LIFE RIP VAN WINKLE (1)
- October 23 ASTEROID STILL HEADING FOR PEORIA ON ELECTION DAY! (3)
- October 20 THE BIG SLEEP (3)
- October 18 BLOODY MARY FOOD DELIVERY (1)
- October 16 LETTER FROM THE EDITOR (1)
- October 15 NEWS SCHEDULED TO END (0)
- October 13 ABE LINCOLN WAS OBSESSED WITH MAYONNAISE! (3)
- October 12 IS TV’S TONY DANZA OUT TO ‘OUT-GOOP’ GWYNETH? (2)
- October 9 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH BY SAZU JEJUNE (1)
- October 9 HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO! (0)
- October 7 BROOKLYN MAN HASN’T STOPPED DANCING SINCE 1977! (5)
- October 6 BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS (2)
- October 5 COOKING WITH TOOTHPASTE (0)
- October 5 RUSSIANS HACKED MY DVR! (0)
- October 2 GRIZZLY BEAR PIED PIPER (0)
- October 1 TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE (2)
- September 29 JERSEY DEVIL DEMANDS NJ hockey TEAM change ITS NAME! (1)
- September 28 PUTIN SINGS! (0)
- September 28 TWO WELL-DIGGING BROTHERS DISCOVER UNDERGROUND EMPIRE! (2)
- September 28 PROFESSORS TO GET TENURE INTO THE AFTERLIFE! (0)
- September 22 ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK! (5)
- September 22 DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE! (0)
- September 21 BRING BACK WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! (2)
- September 18 HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune (1)
- September 18 PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH! (11)
- September 16 BEVERLY HILLS BIRTHDAY CLOWNS GO ROGUE! (1)
- September 16 ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE (1)
- September 10 GHOST MURDERER! (0)
- September 10 WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS TO CALL IT QUITS (2)
- September 9 JIG SAW DANCER. THE FIRST CHAMP! (0)
- September 8 PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE! (0)
- September 8 ANTHEMIC SAL! HE SUMS UP THE ENTIRE YEAR — in SONG! (0)
- September 3 LOCH NESS MONSTER SIGNS WITH DISNEY! (1)
- September 3 PIZZA HOLDS SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE! (1)
- September 2 MASSACHUSETTS MAN SAVES TODDLERS FROM VICIOUS FISHER CAT! (5)
- August 27 FOR THE FALL: HAZMAT SUIT CHIC (1)
- August 27 HOLLYWOOD TO USE REAL MONSTERS IN NEW MONSTER MOVIES! (1)
- August 26 ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH ON ELECTION DAY?! (1)
- August 23 THIS IS THE ONE – Sal TAKES A VACATION (0)
- August 21 MAN HAS MOLE REMOVED FROM FOREHEAD (0)
- August 12 SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE! (1)
- August 11 I SURVIVED THE WAVE FROM HELL! (0)
- August 7 BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST! (1)
- August 7 56-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS ANIMAL CROSSING (0)
- August 5 BRUTE TAMED BY PIXIES! (1)
- July 31 WOMAN MARRIES HER TEDDY BEAR! (1)
- July 31 BARNEY GETS JACKED! (3)
- July 29 VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES (1)
- July 29 DOLPHIN SIGHTED WEARING OLD CAMPAIGN GEAR (0)
- July 26 ALONE TOGETHER – SAL KNOWS WHAT’S GOING DOWN (1)
- July 24 AIRLINES TO OFFER OUTDOOR SEATING?! (1)
- July 24 WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ON AMERICAN TOUR! (0)
- July 23 MAN POSSESSED BY MAGIC 8 BALL! (1)
- July 20 TRAINER WHO MARRIED A DOLPHIN IS PREGNANT! (1)
- July 14 SCIENTISTS DISCOVER EMOJI BUGS! (2)
- July 13 GUNSLINGER REINCARNATED AS STRIPPER! (1)
- July 10 WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SPATULA! (3)
- July 5 POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST! (1)
- July 3 PORTAL TO HECK! (2)
- June 30 SOY MILK TURNS BOY INTO WARTHOG! (1)
- June 30 DEAR DOTTI (4)
- June 26 UFOS OVER HOUSTON (1)
- June 25 TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP (0)
- June 23 FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS! (2)
- June 19 GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE (29)
- June 19 TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED! (0)
- June 17 MYSTERIOUS CLOWNS TERRIFY TOWN (1)
- June 16 WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM (1)
- June 15 HOLLYWOOD SET TO RE-OPEN! (1)
- June 15 IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET! (3)
- June 13 POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED! (2)
- June 12 BOY MEETS GIRL, BOY LOSES GIRL—TO QUARANTINE! (2)
- June 11 GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE! (1)
- June 10 LESTER CAINE REPORT: TRUSTWORTHINESS IN MEDIA (3)
- June 9 ARE YOU JUDGEMENTAL? (3)
- June 8 GHOST-B-GONE (1)
- June 6 PAGE 5 HONEY (5)
- June 4 GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY! (4)
- June 2 FIRST ROCK BAND DISCOVERED! (0)
- June 2 MONK LEVITATES… AND GETS STUCK! (3)
- May 31 BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT (3)
- May 29 FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR! (3)
- May 28 THE KEYS TO REOPENING – SAL DONATO (2)
- May 27 WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA! (0)
- May 27 SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G (1)
- May 26 HERE COMES KING KOW! (2)
- May 21 KANGOROUS AWAKENS! (4)
- May 20 TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING (2)
- May 19 LESTER CAINE: MIND CLEANSE! (2)
- May 18 INVISIBLE BIBLE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF SEA! (3)
- May 14 WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”? (3)
- May 14 TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND? (4)
- May 13 POSITIVE VIBES – SAL GOES SUNNY! (2)
- May 12 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE! (2)
- May 12 LESTER CAINE REPORT: Suspicious golf course! (18)
- May 12 EXCLUSIVE: MEET THE “REAL” DOCTOR BLEACH! (2)
- May 7 GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR! (2)
- May 6 LOCH NESS MONSTER DECLARED A GENIUS! (2)
- May 2 BIGFOOT IS MISSING (2)
- May 1 NEW SAL SONG: “IT’LL BE ME” (0)
- April 30 MISSOURI COMPANY MANUFACTURING ROSE-COLORED GLASSES (0)
- April 29 ATLANTIS RESURFACES! RECONSIDERS! RESUBMERGES! (1)
- April 29 THE JEWISH GRANDMOTHER COVID-19 PREVENTION METHOD (2)
- April 27 COUNTRY CROONER CHANGES NAME! (2)
- April 24 UNDERWATER GIANT EMERGES FROM THE ATLANTIC (0)
- April 24 PYGMY PYGMIES FOUND IN AFRICA! (0)
- April 23 THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS! (1)
- April 20 NETWORKS TO REPLACE SHOWS WITH CARTOON VERSIONS? (3)
- April 17 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALIENS (9)
- April 17 SAL DONATO – Quarantine SONG “STANDING AWAY” (3)
- April 17 BAKE YOUR OWN SEX MUFFINS! (0)
- April 17 THUNDERDOME GROCERY STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS! (9)
- April 15 PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVERED
- April 14 ELDERLY COUPLE OUT FOR JOY RIDE GET CARJACKED! (2)
- April 13 SEX ROBOT PREGNANT! (2)
- April 13 CHANGING CLIMATE BRINGS “COMEDY WEATHER” (3)
- April 10 EASTER BUNNY UNION CANCELS EASTER DELIVERIES! (1)
- April 9 PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS! (3)
- April 9 CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION! (2)
- April 9 SAL DONATO – “THESE DAYS” (1)
- April 8 HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS! (4)
- April 7 DO NOT FEAR FEAR ITSELF (1)
- April 6 LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF! (1)
- April 3 HOUSE INFESTED BY GARDEN GNOMES! (0)
- April 2 QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED! (3)
- April 1 “PASSION OF THE CHRIST ON ICE” TOUR CANCELLED! (3)
- April 1 THE QUARANTINE KID (2)
- March 31 CELEBRITY GHOSTS ARE HOT AGAIN (0)
- March 31 HOROSCOPES ALL THE SAME! (1)
- March 30 TV MEDICAL SHOWS DONATE SUPPLIES TO HOSPITALS (0)
- March 27 CDC Warns: DON’T USE MASK FROM ‘THE MASK’ (1)
- March 27 THE SMART PENCIL IS HERE! (0)
- March 26 BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS! (12)
- March 25 GIANT METEOR STEERS AWAY FROM EARTH (0)
- March 25 THE BRITS HAVE BEEN FAKING THEIR ACCENTS! (1)
- March 24 FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! (1)
- March 24 WOMAN REUNITED WITH LONG-DEAD SISTER (2)
- March 23 OLD BOARD GAME MAKES COMEBACK (0)
- March 21 WWN THEME SONG (2)
- March 20 DISNEY BEGINS PRODUCTION OF MAD TEA PARTY THRILLER (0)
- March 20 NYC FLASH MOB DISRUPTS NOTHING (1)
- March 19 IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES? (0)
- March 19 THE NEW NORMAL IS THE OLD NORMAL (0)
- March 17 SAL DONATO’S PSA! (0)
- March 17 WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN (1)
- March 16 BIGFOOT HOOKER ON WALL STREET! (1)
- March 16 BEST-SELLING NOVELIST REVEALED TO BE A TODDLER! (3)
- March 16 IRISH PUB HAUNTED BY GHOST OF MARGARET THATCHER (0)
- March 14 THE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES! (0)
- March 14 MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE (0)
- March 13 HILLARY ON MARS! (0)
- March 12 BUTTFISH WASH ASHORE IN FLORIDA! (0)
- March 11 GOVERNMENT BANS PHRASE “GOING VIRAL” (0)
- March 10 EINSTEIN HAS A PODCAST! (0)
- March 10 SWARM OF BEES CAUSE CHAOS AT SPELLING BEE! (0)
- March 9 BANK ROBBER TAKES HIMSELF HOSTAGE! (1)
- March 9 THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING! (1)
- March 6 GOD RECALLS MORE THAN FIVE MILLION HUMANS (1)
- March 5 WHITE HOUSE FILLS SLOT FOR PRESIDENTIAL PET (1)
- March 4 BABE RUTH NEVER EXISTED! (3)
- March 4 BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?! (0)
- March 3 BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY! (0)
- March 3 HOLOGRAPHIC AXL ARRESTED IN HOLLYWOOD! (1)
- March 2 SENATE ERUPTS IN PIE FIGHT! (1)
- February 29 GETTING A GRIP ON OUR FEARS! (0)
- February 28 AMITYVILLE DAYCARE CENTER TO CLOSE! (1)
- February 28 CALIFORNIA CITY SWEARS IN DINOSAUR AS COP (2)
- February 28 POLITICS BANNED FROM ALL CABLE NEWS NETWORKS? (0)
- February 27 BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE! (7)
- February 25 SPY GEESE! (1)
- February 25 WIFE HAS DEAD HUSBAND STUFFED (1)
- February 24 GEORGIA MAN PROPOSES TO HIS VOICE ASSISTANT! (0)
- February 24 RETIRED SHOW-BIZ BEARS OPEN LAW FIRM (0)
- February 21 LESTER CAINE REPORTS: BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN! (5)
- February 20 CHAINSAW KILLER TO QUIT KILLING (0)
- February 20 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP – ACTION HEATS UP! (2)
- February 19 BIGFINGERS! (0)
- February 19 BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE! (3)
- February 18 SUSHI WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER! (1)
- February 18 FAMED VENTRILOQUIST AND DUMMY TO SPLIT? (1)
- February 17 A VAUDEVILLE TEAM WAS ONCE PRESIDENT (1)
- February 14 MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT! (0)
- February 14 MANIGATOR IN LOVE?!? (0)
- February 14 PRIVATE BIG GAME HUNT IN TEXAS CALLED OFF (2)
- February 12 STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY! (2)
- February 11 DOLPHIN WITH HUMAN ARMS CAPTURED! (1)
- February 10 DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS! (2)
- February 6 TV’S ‘DUMB NEWS’ ABRUPTLY FOLDS (2)
- February 6 IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER TAKES BOUNTY ON HIMSELF! (1)
- February 5 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS! (1)
- February 4 BAT BOY WINS IOWA! (0)
- February 4 SATAN HIRES A PUBLICITY FIRM (1)
- February 3 ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL! (0)
- February 2 GROUNDHOG DEAD! (17)
- January 31 DEAD STRIPPER FOUND IN CAKE! (0)
- January 31 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: SIDES AND SLIDES (1)
- January 30 PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE BALLET! (0)
- January 29 LUST IN SPACE (0)
- January 28 LESTER CAINE REPORTS ON A TRAINER MARRYING A DOLPHIN (0)
- January 27 MAN ORDERS GERMAN SHEPHERD ON-LINE… (0)
- January 24 LESTER CAINE REPORTS ON A TINY MERMAID! (1)
- January 23 NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: FULL OF FULTON! (0)
- January 21 ZEUS RETURNS! (0)
- January 20 YOUNG GIRL SLAYS THE BOOGEYMAN (0)
- January 20 LET THEM EAT TWINKIES! (0)
- January 17 TOASTER PUPS ARE HERE! (0)
- January 16 5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL (22)
- January 16 ENTIRE PLANET IS THE PLAYTHING OF AN ALIEN CHILD (0)
- January 15 ARE hollywood crotch candles catching fire? (2)
- January 15 BIGFOOT HOOKER TELLS ALL (0)
- January 14 THE LESTER CAINE REPORT (1)
- January 13 SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DECLARES HIMSELF “ABOVE” SCHOOL LAW (0)
- January 13 FAA ALLOWS SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION (0)
- January 10 EVERY SNOWFLAKE NOW A DRONE! (0)
- January 10 THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS! (0)
- January 9 ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY! (7)
- January 8 PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND! (0)
- January 7 IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS (0)
- January 7 MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST (0)
- January 6 LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND! (0)
- January 6 SCORSESE TO DIRECT “THE LITTLE RASCALS” (0)
- January 2 TRUMP & PUTIN RIDE INTO 2020 (1)
- January 2 MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD! (0)
- January 2 2020 DOESN’T EXIST (1)
- January 1 HAPPY NEW YEAR! (0)
- December 31 GUNS N’ ROSES ANNOUNCE TOUR! (0)
- December 30 WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON! (0)
- December 29 CRUISE SHIP TO HELL! (1)
- December 27 FEDS CREATE “RAKE FORCE” (1)
- December 26 PAGE 5 HONEY (10)
- December 26 SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS? (0)
- December 24 CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS! (0)
- December 23 JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST! (0)
- December 22 BABY BORN WITH ANTLERS (0)
- December 19 GEORGE LUCAS RE-EDITS STAR WARS (0)
- December 18 “BOOK OF JOB – THE MUSICAL” (0)
- December 17 MONK MAYHEM (0)
- December 16 8 U.S. SENATORS ARE ALIENS (1)
- December 13 KRAMPUS IS COMING TO TOWN! (0)
- December 12 BAT BOY DRAWS MASSIVE CROWD IN IOWA (0)
- December 11 7-FOOT BELGIAN TWIN SCIENTISTS CAN HEAR THE PAST! (0)
- December 10 MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE (1)
- December 9 ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS! (0)
- December 8 SLEEPY DOG – 2020 PREDICTIONS (1)
- December 5 MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN (2)
- December 4 SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB! (1)
- December 4 YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE! (0)
- December 2 EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND! (0)
- December 1 BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE! (1)
- November 28 OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING (0)
- November 27 FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS (1)
- November 25 QUEEN FIRES ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY! (0)
- November 25 TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP! (2)
- November 23 FAMILY FINDS HERMIT IN ATTIC (1)
- November 21 UNICYCLE GANG TERRORIZES L.A.! (1)
- November 21 EINSTEIN WAS AN ACTOR! (0)
- November 20 GEYSER ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO! (0)
- November 19 ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN! (0)
- November 19 REFRIGERATOR CELEBRATES MOVEMBER! (0)
- November 18 ALIENS LAND IN CHINA (0)
- November 15 WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT (0)
- November 14 BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER! (0)
- November 14 BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC! (0)
- November 14 ACTIVISTS PROTEST ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT TRADE (1)
- November 13 PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS (0)
- November 12 CHINA DIGGING TUNNEL TO THE U.S.! (0)
- November 7 SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5 (0)
- November 7 TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN (0)
- November 7 MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD (0)
- November 5 GRAVITY STOPS IN SMALL DUTCH TOWN (0)
- November 5 HOLY MACKEREL (0)
- November 5 NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND (0)
- November 4 SPEED PREGNANCY! (0)
- November 4 DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN! (1)
- November 2 PHD APE TO THE RESCUE! (1)
- November 1 “MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!” (0)
- November 1 POPE ANNOUNCES CATHOLIC CRYPTOCURRENCY – VATICOIN! (0)
- October 31 PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA! (0)
- October 31 A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER! (0)
- October 31 ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS! (2)
- October 30 “I HAD SEX WITH SATAN” (1)
- October 30 THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN (0)
- October 29 THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION (0)
- October 29 FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT! (3)
- October 28 GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS! (0)
- October 28 BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER! (0)
- October 26 CLEO WAS A LEO (0)
- October 25 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP: THE LATEST RECOMMENDATION (0)
- October 25 TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY! (1)
- October 24 MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS! (0)
- October 23 REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES! (0)
- October 23 FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS! (1)
- October 22 GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP! (0)
- October 21 SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI! (0)
- October 21 THERE IS NO MARS! (0)
- October 18 BEZOS TO HEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH! (1)
- October 17 YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR! (0)
- October 17 MIRACLE TEA! (1)
- October 15 LA JETPACK OFFICERS TAKEOFF! (0)
- October 15 STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK! (1)
- October 14 HALF-MAN, HALF-ALLIGATOR! (2)
- October 13 ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK! (2)
- October 11 PANDORA’S BOX FOUND IN OPRAH’S ATTIC! (1)
- October 10 PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT (1)
- October 9 MIRACLE SOAP! (0)
- October 9 LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED! (0)
- October 8 GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH (2)
- October 7 SIAMESE KANGAROO AT KANYE’S SUNDAY SERVICE (0)
- October 4 BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS! (1)
- October 3 TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER! (1)
- October 2 HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER! (0)
- October 2 IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON! (1)
- October 2 BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY! (0)
- September 30 WWN IS HEADING TO MARS! (0)
- September 30 RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED! (2)
- September 27 MOSES HAD A GPS! (0)
- September 26 TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED! (0)
- September 26 JUUL SCRAPS PLAN FOR INFANT VAPE LINE (0)
- September 25 WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK! (4)
- September 25 BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT! (4)
- September 7 BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY! (2)
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- October 10 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS (244)
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- October 9 DANNY DEVITO DATING KIRSTIE ALLEY (2)
- October 8 BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY! (5)
- October 8 KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN (2)
- October 5 FUN WITH PRESIDENTS! (28 PHOTOS) (4)
- October 4 OBAMA RESIGNS! (74)
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- October 3 MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE! (9)
- October 2 GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER (8)
- October 2 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER HONORED AT KENNEDY CENTER (2)
- October 1 FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (25127)
- October 1 DINOSAURS PLAYED WITH MARBLES (14)
- October 1 700 POUND ALLIGATOR (10)
- September 27 SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE (3)
- September 26 ASTEROID TO DESTROY THE MOON ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2012 (65)
- September 26 AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER! (9)
- September 26 U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD (4)
- September 24 SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS (9)
- September 21 GIGA PET BECOMES SELF-AWARE (9)
- September 20 OBAMA REDESIGNS AMERICAN FLAG (94)
- September 18 JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH (13)
- September 18 TAYLOR SWIFT MARRIES CONOR KENNEDY (31)
- September 16 ASTROLOGERS PREDICT OBAMA WILL WIN! (55)
- September 15 BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT! (19)
- September 13 $9.99 A GALLON GAS! (7)
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- September 11 IS KHLOE KARDASHIAN O.J.'s DAUGHTER? (25)
- September 11 L.A. STINK (1)
- September 10 JOE BIDEN JOINS HELLS ANGELS (8)
- September 7 HUMAN FOLLIES (28 PHOTOS) (6)
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- August 31 EPIC CLOTHING FAILS (32 PHOTOS) (6)
- August 31 OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN (1)
- August 30 BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY (1)
- August 23 PIPPA JOINS HARRY IN VEGAS! (4)
- August 22 PRINCE HARRY LOSES $50 MILLION IN VEGAS (79)
- August 22 TUPAC IS ALIVE (652)
- August 18 WEIRD AL TATTOOS CHEST WITH HAWAIIAN SHIRT (13)
- August 17 RYAN LOCHTE TRADEMARKS “JEAH” FOR $5 MILLION (5)
- August 16 EXTREME MORONS! (7)
- August 16 OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY (39)
- August 15 CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT (9)
- August 15 BLACKBIRDS FALL FROM NEW JERSEY SKY (14)
- August 14 ROBERT PATTINSON DATING TAYLOR SWIFT (12)
- August 13 2012 OLYMPICS CLOSING CEREMONY (3)
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- August 10 USAIN BOLT SIGNS WITH NEW YORK JETS (7)
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- August 8 NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION! (266)
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- August 6 MARTIANS ATTACK MARS ROVER! (9)
- August 6 BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP (28)
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- July 23 GOAT MAN SPOTTED IN UTAH! (17)
- July 22 NCAA TO GIVE PENN STATE THE DEATH PENALTY (6)
- July 20 GIRLS BAT BOY WOULD LIKE TO DATE (30 Photos) (15)
- July 19 SATURN READY TO EXPLODE (28)
- July 18 COOPER-CRUISE: NEW POWER COUPLE (4)
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- July 16 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN BANNED FROM BRITAIN (9)
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- June 26 JON HAMM ROBBED (6)
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- May 28 BIEBER BUSTED! (16)
- May 28 BEE STORM! (2)
- May 28 RIHANNA BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN (493)
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- May 25 ALIENS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! (UPDATE) (171)
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- May 20 ZUCKERBERG MARRIED! (2)
- May 19 SUSANNE EMAN – THE 728-POUND WOMAN (76)
- May 18 WORLD'S BEST BEER (3)
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- May 17 STUDY: SUGAR MAKES YOU STUPID! (6)
- May 16 SEINFELD REPLACES GRANT WILSON ON 'GHOST HUNTERS' (118)
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- May 6 FLYING HOVERCRAFT (2)
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- April 30 MARS ROVER (2)
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- April 26 AFRONAUTS (9)
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- April 18 UGLIEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (7)
- April 18 FROZEN COWS BLOWN UP! (9)
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- March 6 WORLD'S BIGGEST TUNA (6)
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- March 2 WANTED: MANIGATOR (9)
- March 1 SUPER DEER! (4)
- March 1 TRIPPIN' – BRISTOL PALIN'S NEW REALITY SHOW (2)
- March 1 ALIEN HUNTERS LAUNCH NEW WEB SITE! (6)
- March 1 WORLD'S OLDEST SHEEP – DEAD (2)
- March 1 PLAYBOY IN OUTER SPACE! (3)
- March 1 PTERANODON TERRIFIES WYOMING TOWN (21)
- February 29 HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED (10)
- February 29 SNOOKI PREGNANT! (22)
- February 29 LEAP DAY MONSTER (10)
- February 28 GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION (6)
- February 28 BEWARE THE BAT FLU! (6)
- February 28 KUNG FU BEAR (2)
- February 28 ALIENS ATTACK! (2.28.12) (17)
- February 28 ELEVATOR TO SPACE! (4)
- February 27 5,000 YEAR OLD EYEBALL! (1)
- February 27 SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: THE SKY IS FALLING! (23)
- February 26 ORANGE ORBS OVER NORTH CAROLINA (10)
- February 26 ALIENS ATTACK LAMBS (5)
- February 24 ALIENS INVADE VOLGOGRAD! (18)
- February 24 27-POUND LOBSTER (5)
- February 24 FACEBOOK MIND CONTROL (18)
- February 24 "OCCUPY TOILET" MOVEMENT SPREADS (13)
- February 24 SOLAR SYSTEM IS SLOWING DOWN! (9)
- February 24 WORLD'S HAIRIEST GIRL (2)
- February 23 "JERSEY SHORE: 3-D" — MOVIE TO BE RELEASED IN 2013 (5)
- February 23 UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT? (8)
- February 22 ALIENS BACK SANTORUM (30)
- February 22 LEGLESS AMPHIBIANS (4)
- February 22 UFO LANDS NEAR ROSWELL (14)
- February 22 WATERWORLD DISCOVERED! (3)
- February 21 ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD (9)
- February 21 30,000 YEAR OLD FLOWER BLOOMS IN RUSSIA! (3)
- February 21 TAZER BALL IS HERE! (5)
- February 20 SOLAR TORNADO (4)
- February 20 TEST TUBE HAMBURGERS (10)
- February 19 WATERFALL TURNS INTO FLOWING LAVA! (4)
- February 19 MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS (18)
- February 18 GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SNOWBOARDER (6)
- February 17 FETUS GALAXY! (7)
- February 17 BADASS BOBBY BROWN MOVING ON (7)
- February 17 UFO SHOOTS DOWN BIRDS OVER MARYLAND (13)
- February 16 INBREEDING TURNS APPALACHIANS BLUE (14)
- February 16 KATE UPTON ENGAGED TO MARK SANCHEZ (3)
- February 16 STUDY: SLOW WALKING CAN CAUSE DEMENTIA (2)
- February 16 MUMMIFIED MERMAID (6)
- February 16 PRESIDENT EISENHOWER MET WITH ALIENS (9)
- February 15 WORLD'S SMALLEST CHAMELEON (3)
- February 15 UFO OVER SOUTH CAROLINA (18)
- February 15 ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’ (2)
- February 14 FOOD POLICE ARREST KINDERGARTNERS (9)
- February 14 VALENTINES SPECIAL! 4 E-BOOKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! (3)
- February 14 HUMANS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN DOG PARK (6)
- February 14 THE PONYTAIL EQUATION (1)
- February 14 ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE! (10)
- February 13 WORLD'S FATTEST MAN (13)
- February 13 AMY WINEHOUSE GREETS WHITNEY HOUSTON IN HEAVEN (43)
- February 13 HALF SHEEP HALF HUMAN (8)
- February 13 “HOW TO USE A TOILET” CLASS TAUGHT AT COLLEGES (2)
- February 12 CLOUD TSUNAMI (2)
- February 11 WOOLY MAMMOTH SPOTTED IN RUSSIA! (23)
- February 10 KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE! (14)
- February 10 ZOO RESORTS TO ALL-PIZZA DIET FOR ANIMALS (10)
- February 10 THE FOOTPRINT OF GOD (6)
- February 9 BETHLEHEM PROPHECIES (10)
- February 9 UFO WITNESSES INTERVIEWED BY RUSSIAN TV (5)
- February 9 LOS ANGELES BANS SURFING (10)
- February 9 ALIENS ATTACK RUSSIA! (11)
- February 9 MUTANT SPIDERS TERRORIZE NORTH CAROLINA TOWN (17)
- February 9 LOCH NESS MONSTER IN ICELAND! (7)
- February 8 PURPLE SQUIRRELS ON THE RAMPAGE! (9)
- February 8 U.S. TO FLY DRONES OVER AMERICAN CITIES (24)
- February 8 MITT ROMNEY CONDOMS (1)
- February 7 IRAN TRAINING 3,500 FEMALE NINJAS! (8)
- February 7 WORLD’S BIGGEST SHARK (18)
- February 7 EASTERN COUGAR SPOTTED IN NEW YORK! (7)
- February 7 GOOGLE EARTH FINDS ATLANTIS! (15)
- February 7 OLDEST LIVING THING ON EARTH! (5)
- February 6 GISELE RAGES AGAINST PATRIOTS (3)
- February 6 ASHES THE HAIRLESS CHIMP (32)
- February 6 SNOW OWLS INVADING U.S. (5)
- February 6 UFO OVER DUBLIN (10)
- February 6 HITLER WINE (6)
- February 5 TIM TEBOW RUNNING FOR SENATE (5)
- February 5 SECOND EARTH FOUND (10)
- February 3 DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS (17)
- February 3 BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL HITS CUA! (10)
- February 3 WORLD’S SMALLEST WOMAN RUNS FOR CONGRESS (9)
- February 3 FURRY FRIDAY! BIGFOOT VALENTINES SPECIAL SALE! (2)
- February 3 WORLD’S BIGGEST RIFLE (7)
- February 3 UFO OVER LOS ANGELES (4)
- February 2 BLUE UFO OVER UTAH (9)
- February 2 FEBRUARY 2012 RECEIVES 2 EXTRA DAYS (15)
- February 1 THE SAN DIEGO CHULAPA MONSTER (9)
- February 1 CLEVELAND VOLCANO ERUPTS (7)
- February 1 ALIEN MATTER INVADING OUR SOLAR SYSTEM (13)
- February 1 L.A. REAL ESTATE AGENTS USE PREDATOR DRONES (22)
- January 31 NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA! (15)
- January 31 SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE (14)
- January 30 ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND! (23)
- January 30 SCIENTISTS PREDICT COMING ICE AGE!! (12)
- January 30 MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ (10)
- January 30 SOLAR BIKINI (11)
- January 30 WOMAN MARRIES BUILDING (14)
- January 27 BAT BOY SAYS: “SUBSCRIBE TO WWN!” (4)
- January 27 POLE DANCING BATTLE FOR MAYOR OF ITALIAN TOWN (6)
- January 27 TWITTER SHUTTING DOWN (11)
- January 26 GINGRICH: “I’M GOING TO COLONIZE THE MOON” (12)
- January 26 SIX-LEGGED LAMB (7)
- January 25 LIAM NEESON CONVERTS TO ISLAM? (178)
- January 25 BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME (98)
- January 25 THE BIG BANG THEORY IS WRONG (28)
- January 24 HEIDI KLUM DATING BAT BOY (11)
- January 24 U.S. OPENS ALIEN DEFENSE HEADQUARTERS (23)
- January 24 FREE ISSUE SPECIAL! (3)
- January 24 STARBUCKS TO SERVE ALCOHOL (26)
- January 23 RUSSIANS FIND LIFE ON VENUS! (33)
- January 23 SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED! (6)
- January 22 YEAR OF THE DRAGON: PREDICTIONS (13)
- January 21 GIRL EATEN BY CROCODILE (4)
- January 20 SONIC BOOM OVER GRIMSBY (4)
- January 20 NEW YORK ACCENT DYING OUT! (2)
- January 20 ALIEN CAMERAS INSTALLED IN U.S. CITIES (23)
- January 19 GOD HAS A WIFE? (12)
- January 19 CASEY ANTHONY GETS $2 MILLION FOR INTERVIEW (28)
- January 19 RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE! (10)
- January 19 WILD POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN NYC! (7)
- January 18 GHOST OF PRINCESS DIANA IN SCOTTISH CHURCH (8)
- January 18 TITANIC CAPTAIN HAUNTS CRUISE SHIP CAPTAIN (8)
- January 18 MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE (22)
- January 17 TIM TEBOW SET TO APPEAR ON DANCING WITH THE STARS (16)
- January 17 BAT BOY SELLS VACATION CAVE (12)
- January 16 MADONNA PUNCHES OUT ELTON JOHN (7)
- January 16 MISS BUMBUM BRAZIL (10)
- January 16 2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL (6)
- January 16 AFGHAN HOUND TALKS! (5)
- January 16 BEYONCE – THE FLY WITH THE GOLDEN BUTT (2)
- January 16 WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG (2)
- January 15 RUSSIAN SPACE PROBE TO FALL ON DC (5)
- January 15 CHINESE TRAINING FEMALE NAVY SEALS (12)
- January 14 PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL (17)
- January 13 NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES! (6)
- January 13 ALASKA – BURIED IN SNOW! (3)
- January 12 UFO OVER ARGENTINA! (6)
- January 12 MILEY CYRUS SEX TAPE (34)
- January 12 GEORGE CLOONEY ARM AMPUTATED (1)
- January 12 TOM BRADY PRAYS FOR TEBOW (1)
- January 11 UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK! (63)
- January 11 CASEY ANTHONY: “I WAS RAPED” (1)
- January 11 POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME! (6)
- January 11 RUSSIA BUILDS ALIEN DEFENSE SYSTEM (30)
- January 11 GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS TO PAY EURO-DEBTS (9)
- January 11 DOOMSDAY CLOCK APPROACHES MIDNIGHT! (6)
- January 11 MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES (9)
- January 11 CASEY ANTHONY OFFERED $8 MILLION BOOK DEAL (219)
- January 10 IPAD FALLS FROM SPACE! (4)
- January 10 HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT (163)
- January 10 TITANIC RISES TELL-ALL E-Book! (1)
- January 10 BAT BOY T-SHIRTS FROM WWN! (3)
- January 10 WWN MYSTERY VINTAGE ISSUES! (1)
- January 10 DRAKE ENGAGED TO SERENA WILLIAMS (28)
- January 10 UFC STAR TO FIGHT GORILLA (11)
- January 10 WATCHING PAINT DRY CHAMPIONSHIP (4)
- January 10 CALLISTA GINGRICH IS A STEPFORD WIFE! (12)
- January 9 OBAMA HIRES NEW WHITE HOUSE STAFF (2)
- January 9 KATE MIDDLETON TURNS 30 (8)
- January 9 TEBOW 3:16 (8)
- January 8 UFOs OVER SCOTLAND (2)
- January 8 FLYING SHARK (11)
- January 7 CASEY ANTHONY VIDEO DIARY (8)
- January 6 ALIEN BALLS FALLING ON U.S. (48)
- January 6 OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE FAKE? (29)
- January 6 U.S. LAUNCHES INTERNET WAR (4)
- January 6 RACE BOWL! (1)
- January 6 VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM (7)
- January 5 HUMAN BARBIE (18)
- January 5 MAYAN RUINS IN GEORGIA (13)
- January 4 STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE (5)
- January 4 AQUA CAR (3)
- January 4 ALIENS KILL HERRING IN NORWAY (16)
- January 4 MASSIVE METEOR SHOWER! (8)
- January 4 OBAMA LOSING HIS HEARING? (14)
- January 3 GRAND WARLOCK PREDICTS OBAMA 2012 DEFEAT (4)
- January 3 ALIEN BROTHEL (1)
- January 3 BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 3) (3)
- January 3 ALIENS SUPPORT RON PAUL IN IOWA (7)
- January 3 SCIENTISTS GROW SPERM IN LABORATORY (8)
- January 2 MAYANS BEGIN APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN! (28)
- January 2 FRENCH WOMEN BURN THEIR BREAST IMPLANTS (3)
- January 2 STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN (49)
- January 1 ALIEN CLOUDS MOVE ACROSS RUSSIA AND ENGLAND (17)
- December 30 2012 BIBLE PROPHECIES (52)
- December 29 WOMAN OF THE YEAR: SWEETIE, THE PANDA (1)
- December 29 NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY (77)
- December 28 TITANIC TO SAIL AGAIN IN 2012 (9)
- December 28 EGYPT TO COVER PYRAMIDS IN WAX (7)
- December 27 ARNOLD AND MARIA BACK TOGETHER (5)
- December 27 KATY PERRY DUMPS RUSSELL BRAND (11)
- December 26 WAITUHI UFO (46)
- December 25 BOB MARLEY UNIVERSITY OPENS IN JAMAICA! (9)
- December 25 MERRY CHRISTMAS! (1)
- December 25 SHARKS UNDER ALIEN MIND CONTROL (17)
- December 24 WREATH NEBULA! (6)
- December 23 OBAMAS CELEBRATE FESTIVUS (5)
- December 22 JIMMY CARTER HEADS TO NORTH KOREA (4)
- December 22 MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT! (699)
- December 22 IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS? (80)
- December 21 TWO-HEADED BABY (13)
- December 21 KARDASHIANS USE SLAVES TO PRODUCE THEIR PRODUCTS? (2)
- December 20 BON JOVI DIES, RISES AGAIN (4)
- December 20 KIM JONG-il: TOP 10 FUN FACTS (17)
- December 20 MEGAN FOX IS A MAN! (1073)
- December 20 BARNEY FRANK BREAST IMPLANTS (5)
- December 19 KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS! (8)
- December 19 UFO OVER THE KREMLIN (25)
- December 18 FEDS TO OPEN U.S. BORDERS (40)
- December 18 BLOOD LAKE (9)
- December 17 BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 2) (5)
- December 16 MILEY CYRUS BREAST IMPLANTS (35)
- December 16 WORLD'S SHORTEST WOMAN (2)
- December 15 BRITNEY SPEARS ENGAGED (2)
- December 12 WHITE RAINBOW (7)
- December 12 CLOAKED UFO (42)
- December 12 RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER" (4)
- December 11 BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 1) (10)
- December 10 MILKY WAY RENAMED WAL-MART WAY (7)
- December 9 WWN ON GOOGLE CURRENTS! (4)
- December 9 STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY (85)
- December 9 OCTOMOM LAUNCHES ADVICE SHOW ON PARENTING (7)
- December 7 SELENA GOMEZ TO MARRY JUSTIN BIEBER IN CABO (85)
- December 7 THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING! (9)
- December 7 WIN A DATE WITH VIRGIN MARY (7)
- December 6 WORLD'S LARGEST GUMMY BEAR (1)
- December 5 JERSEY HOUSEWIVES TO OPEN STRIP CLUB (3)
- December 5 ARK OF THE COVENANT TO BE REVEALED! (4)
- December 5 DON BOSCO HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE BIG EAST (24)
- December 3 MICHAEL VICK NEW DOG (123)
- December 3 BILL CLINTON: "I WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012" (61)
- December 2 FLESH-EATING BANANAS (4)
- December 2 WORLD'S BIGGEST INSECT (10)
- December 2 GERMANS TO RELEASE UFO FILES (26)
- December 2 ALIENS ATTACK! (12.2) (69)
- December 1 INTERNATIONAL SEX SCHOOL OPENS (25)
- December 1 DISABLED PIG WALKS! (6)
- November 30 ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD? (36)
- November 30 HORSE MEAT GOES ON SALE ACROSS U.S. (146)
- November 30 CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA (10)
- November 30 ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!" (19)
- November 29 FISHER CATS ON KILLING SPREE IN THE BERKSHIRES (19)
- November 29 ALIENS ATTACK!! (11.29) (178)
- November 29 ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY! (27)
- November 28 CYBER MONDAY HISTORY (3)
- November 28 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.28) (43)
- November 28 MILEY CYRUS: STONER OF THE YEAR (5)
- November 28 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED (4)
- November 28 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.27) (24)
- November 26 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.26) (44)
- November 25 ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.25) (34)
- November 25 "TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES (3)
- November 24 TUNA BOY (21)
- November 23 ALIEN SKULL FOUND (27)
- November 23 KIM KARDASHIAN TO RELEASE KRIS HUMPHRIES SEX TAPE? (18)
- November 23 FEDS SEIZE MAN'S PRIZED TUNA (6)
- November 22 MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES (4)
- November 22 ALIEN SPACESHIP DIVES INTO SCOTTISH SEA (12)
- November 18 ALIEN SPACESHIPS APPROACHING EARTH! (42)
- November 18 TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM (23)
- November 17 ASHTON LEAVES DEMI FOR BETTY (20)
- November 17 IT'S GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS DAY! (6)
- November 17 WALL STREET SURRENDERS TO OWS PROTESTERS! (6)
- November 16 OBAMA TO SEND MARINES TO AUSTRALIA (4)
- November 15 HELP WANTED: NASA NEEDS ASTRONAUTS! (3)
- November 15 MICHAEL BUBLE STALKING KIM KARDASHIAN (4)
- November 15 ALIENS BUILDING CAMPS IN GOBI DESERT (8)
- November 14 JENNIFER LOPEZ TO MARRY 24-YEAR OLD (7)
- November 14 SUPER MARIO TAKES OVER ITALY (7)
- November 13 OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS (89)
- November 12 PATERNO TO COACH BALL STATE (3)
- November 11 JERRY SANDUSKY CHANGES NAME TO JERRY TOLEDO (8)
- November 11 11.11.11 — JOY TO THE WORLD! (6)
- November 10 CANADIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER SPOTTED! (2)
- November 10 HAPPY VALLEY RIOT! (0)
- November 9 EMERGENCY ALIEN ALERT SYSTEM TEST – NOV. 9th (9)
- November 9 CHINA TO BUY ITALY (5)
- November 9 AIRLINES TO OFFER IN-FLIGHT PORN (9)
- November 8 ASTEROID 2005 TO SLAM EARTH ON NOV. 8th (34)
- November 7 GAY PENGUINS KICKED OUT OF ZOO! (10)
- November 7 CONRAD MURRAY – GUILTY! (3)
- November 7 WHITE HOUSE DENIES ALIEN ATTACK (10)
- November 7 KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES – BACK TOGETHER! (11)
- November 7 TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH (1)
- November 5 HORNSWOGGLE TO LEAD FIGHTING IRISH! (2)
- November 4 BANK TRANSFER DAY: NOVEMBER 5TH (32)
- November 4 RAILWAY STATION FOUND ON MARS! (11)
- November 4 BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL IN EUGENE, OREGON!! (1)
- November 4 JERSEY SHORE STAR LECTURES AT HARVARD (4)
- November 4 GEORGIA MOM TURNS BRITISH (1)
- November 3 ALIEN ATTACK WEEKS AWAY! (40)
- November 3 HACKERS TO KILL FACEBOOK ON NOV. 5th, 2011 (37)
- November 3 JUSTIN BIEBER BABY DADDY?! (44)
- November 3 ZOMBIE WORMS (1)
- November 2 LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO LIFE (4)
- November 2 THE DEATH RAY IS HERE! (8)
- November 2 GHOST DOG FOUND AT AIRBASE (6)
- November 1 UFOS OVER NFL GAMES (4)
- November 1 KIM KARDASHIAN DATING RYAN SEACREST (13)
- October 31 7 BILLION HUMANS, 7 MILLION ALIENS! (8)
- October 31 TOURS OF HEAVEN (4)
- October 31 KIM KARDASHIAN DIVORCE (20)
- October 31 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! (7)
- October 29 HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE (9)
- October 28 BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM! (3)
- October 28 WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO! (13)
- October 28 WALKING DEAD IN IOWA CEMETERY (16)
- October 28 CASEY ANTHONY: TOP HALLOWEEN COSTUME 2011 (15)
- October 28 GIANT LEGO MAN REQUESTS ASLYUM (2)
- October 27 OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE (7)
- October 27 MOUNTAIN LIONS LOOSE IN DC! (3)
- October 27 CHELSEA CLINTON RUNS FOR CONGRESS (3)
- October 26 NORTHERN LIGHTS OVER NEW JERSEY (5)
- October 26 LORETTA LYNN RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL (1)
- October 25 LINDSAY LOHAN POSES FOR PLAYBOY (6)
- October 23 DWARF-TOSSING SEASON OPENS IN FLORIDA! (5)
- October 23 ALIENS SPOTTED IN BRAZIL! (22)
- October 20 GADDAFI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS! (18)
- October 19 LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO MORGUE (9)
- October 19 ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK! (15)
- October 19 LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS – SHOT IN OHIO! (26)
- October 18 HERMAN CAIN SINGS: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE! (1)
- October 18 KRIS HUMPHRIES TO GET BUTT IMPLANTS (2)
- October 18 OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER STOLEN! (4)
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- October 14 PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND (3)
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- October 13 NYC ARTIST TO GIVE BIRTH – IN FRONT OF AUDIENCE (2)
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- October 12 KILLER DEER (6)
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- October 11 GOOGLE+ ON PACE TO BEAT FACEBOOK (9)
- October 11 KRAKEN, A GIANT SEA MONSTER, DISCOVERED (6)
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- October 11 RUSSIAN BOXER FINDS YETI (16)
- October 10 OCCUPY WHITE HOUSE (4)
- October 10 WAL-MART BLEACH FIGHT! (3)
- October 10 CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WAS BLACK (32)
- October 7 POLISH POLITICIANS STRIP FOR VOTES! (7)
- October 7 SASQUATCH STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY! (2)
- October 6 STEVE JOBS COMMENCEMENT SPEECH (4)
- October 6 HANK WILLIAMS JR. DEPORTED! (4)
- October 6 KANSAS CITY UFO (4)
- October 5 ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST! (6)
- October 5 SPACE BUNKER BUILT FOR COMING ALIEN ATTACK (4)
- October 5 BAT BOY CAPTURED FOR HALLOWEEN! (5)
- October 5 HERMAN CAIN: FREE PIZZA FOR ALL AMERICANS! (2)
- October 4 WALL STREET PLANS COUNTERATTACK (11)
- October 4 CHRIS CHRISTIE MAKES 2012 DECISION! (3)
- October 4 BEIJING NIGHTCLUB TRAINING PHOTOS (6)
- October 3 AMANDA KNOX IS FREE! (0)
- October 3 ORANGE PROTESTER NETTING FOR SALE (2)
- October 3 MR. PENGUIN WANTS ANTARCTIC FUNERAL (3)
- October 2 OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN (5)
- October 2 NYPD ORDERS WOMEN NOT TO WEAR SKIRTS (4)
- October 1 HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY – “WHITE” (19)
- October 1 MICHAEL MOORE: “JESUS WAS GAY” (45)
- September 30 BANK OF AMERICA ADDS HOST OF NEW FEES (5)
- September 30 BAT BOY INVADES WISCONSIN! (1)
- September 30 ALIEN ABDUCTION CAPTURED ON NIGHT VISION CAMERA (37)
- September 30 GIRLS GONE NAZI (11)
- September 29 RED SOX CURSED AGAIN! (4)
- September 29 INVISIBLE MAN ATTACKS WOMEN (3)
- September 29 PRINCETON REVIEW: HARVARD IS #1 PARTY SCHOOL (25)
- September 29 CHRIS CHRISTIE WINS DONUT EATING CONTEST! (4)
- September 28 MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED OUTSIDE COURTHOUSE (2)
- September 28 A MILLION MONKEYS WRITE SHAKESPEARE (4)
- September 28 CAT WITH TWO FACES (2)
- September 27 SEWER GATORS MARCH ON WALL STREET!!! (3)
- September 27 OBAMA TO BUILD INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD (6)
- September 27 THE UNIBOOB (6)
- September 27 BAT BOY PLUSHIE HOTTEST TOY THIS X-MAS!!!! (7)
- September 27 RICK PERRY: DANCES WITH RABBIS (2)
- September 26 REDHEADS GOING EXTINCT! (12)
- September 26 WALL STREET BULL COLLAPSES (3)
- September 23 MAN DIES OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION (13)
- September 22 WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA (32)
- September 22 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS GUIDE UFOS (19)
- September 22 ALIENS ABDUCTING CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS (16)
- September 22 AUTUMN EGGS WON’T BALANCE! (8)
- September 22 KATE MIDDLETON SENT TO PRINCESS SCHOOL (5)
- September 22 FACEBOOK’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (10)
- September 21 800 POUND GATOR (1)
- September 20 CHAZ BONO PREGNANT! (9)
- September 20 MEDIEVAL IRISH ZOMBIES (13)
- September 20 LION STOPS LESBIAN BURGLARS (4)
- September 19 SARAH PALIN AFFAIR (21)
- September 19 PIPPA MIDDLETON JOINS CAST OF THE PLAYBOY CLUB (3)
- September 19 GIANT AFRICAN SNAILS INVADE MIAMI! (20)
- September 17 HERE COME THE GEEP! (2)
- September 15 UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST (11)
- September 15 NASA’S HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT (6)
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- November 30 VICTORIA’S SECRET (4)
- November 30 SALEM WITCH ARRESTED (7)
- November 29 TINY HOUSES (9)
- November 29 HOBBIT RACE WAR (6)
- November 29 KILLER OTTERS IN BOCA! (5)
- November 29 CYBER-MONDAY PARTY AT WWN STORE! (1)
- November 29 LESLIE NIELSEN (5)
- November 28 WIKILEAKS LEAKS (6)
- November 27 SPAIN BUYS THE SUN (33)
- November 26 OPRAH BOOK CLUB SELECTION: GOING MUTANT (4)
- November 25 ZOMBIE TURKEYS (5)
- November 24 BAT BOY BALLOON (7)
- November 24 BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS! (2)
- November 24 FLYING SNAKES (2)
- November 23 VW BRAZIL BUILDS CAR FOR LITTLE PEOPLE (9)
- November 22 DOCTOR GIVES BREAST EXAMS IN BAR (9)
- November 22 WI-FI IS KILLING AMERICAN TREES (13)
- November 22 SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT! (9)
- November 20 IRELAND WANTS TO BE 51st STATE (26)
- November 18 TSA: “EVERYONE WILL BE GROPED” (16)
- November 18 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: FACEBOOK (9)
- November 18 NEW FAULT LINE IN THE ROCKIES (6)
- November 18 RED UFO OVER MOSCOW (8)
- November 17 TAIWANESE ANIMATION ABOUT TSA GROPING (1)
- November 17 LEONID METEOR SHOWER (4)
- November 16 TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE (6)
- November 16 PRINCE WILLIAM TO MARRY, MOVE TO THE U.S. (8)
- November 16 JOHN TRAVOLTA TO TAKE ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS (9)
- November 16 JAPANESE CAPTURE SPACE DUST (2)
- November 16 BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR (26)
- November 15 YOUNGEST BLACK HOLE FOUND (4)
- November 15 HARRY POTTER DIES IN DEATHLY HALLOWS (8)
- November 15 GREEN UFO OVER MONTANA (12)
- November 14 CAT VS. GATOR (3)
- November 13 CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS (12)
- November 12 AMY-ERIN BLAKELY FIRED FOR HAVING BIG BREASTS (24)
- November 12 OBAMA GOES TO MECCA (10)
- November 12 UNBORN BABY RAPS IN MOMMA’S WOMB (4)
- November 11 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: SEXTING (5)
- November 11 TSA TO STRIP SEARCH ALL PASSENGERS (8)
- November 11 RED-HOT STREAK OVER NEW YORK! (18)
- November 10 1,000 PIGS SLAUGHTERED (20)
- November 10 BAT BOY, THE MUSICAL AT CATHEDRAL HIGH IN L.A.! (1)
- November 10 BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON (30)
- November 10 SECRET SUBWAY STATION (9)
- November 9 MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH (18)
- November 9 BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY (5)
- November 9 COLLEEN THOMAS WARNS – ALIEN ATTACK IMMINENT (73)
- November 8 CHILEAN MINER FALLS DOWN MANHOLE IN NYC MARATHON! (2)
- November 8 BLUE UFO OVER VIRGINIA (73)
- November 8 BREAKING NEWS: NEW MICHAEL JACKSON SONG (0)
- November 8 WWN ON TWITTER (0)
- November 8 XBOX KINECT CREATED BY ALIENS (10)
- November 7 BAT BOY – THE TRAILER (VIDEO) (6)
- November 7 CHEESE KILLS, EAT CHEESE (4)
- November 6 LIL’ WAYNE TO JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD (9)
- November 6 UNDERWATER UFO SPOTTED IN LAKE POWELL (16)
- November 5 OLD MAN DISGUISE (2)
- November 5 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: SEX (1)
- November 5 STUDY: 78% OF AMERICANS ARE OBESE (8)
- November 5 3D HOLOGRAMS (0)
- November 4 GOING ROGUE GOING MUTANT (2)
- November 4 SARAH PALIN IS BAT BOY (4)
- November 4 OBAMA SENDS WARSHIPS TO INDIA (10)
- November 4 DR. BARRY LEED INTERVIEWED ABOUT BAT BOY (5)
- November 4 WAL-MART CITY (3)
- November 4 ATLANTIC OCEAN REVERSES DIRECTION (3)
- November 3 TISH CYRUS & BRET MICHAELS (4)
- November 3 MOUNT MERAPI (2)
- November 3 DENVER BANS ALIENS (7)
- November 3 OBAMA BLOW-UP DOLL (6)
- November 3 ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS (3)
- November 2 ANDREW CUOMO IS BAT BOY (2)
- November 2 MEG WHITMAN IS BAT BOY (0)
- November 2 FORGET VOTING, GO BAT BOY YOURSELF! (1)
- November 2 JON STEWART TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT (6)
- November 1 ROBOT ASTRONAUTS (6)
- November 1 GERMAN SINKHOLE (38)
- November 1 VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE! (17)
- November 1 PAMELA ANDERSON: PRIME CUTS (5)
- November 1 ALCOHOL WORSE THAN HEROIN (5)
- October 31 RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY: 10 MILLION (3)
- October 31 BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT AGAIN (112)
- October 29 CHARLIE SHEEN’S WATCH (11)
- October 29 PEOPLE ARE AWESOME (1)
- October 29 TIME TRAVELER CAUGHT ON FILM (37)
- October 28 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: HALLOWEEN EDITION (3)
- October 28 BAT BOY SPOTTED IN EAST VILLAGE (6)
- October 27 OBAMA ON DAILY SHOW (3)
- October 27 TREEHOUSE IN MANHATTAN (2)
- October 27 HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER! (3)
- October 27 ZOMBIES ATTACK NEW YORK (12)
- October 27 THE ZIPPER BOAT (1)
- October 26 CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED (6)
- October 26 PSYCHIC OCTOPUS DEAD! (10)
- October 26 ADRIANA LIMA’S $2 MILLION BRA (11)
- October 26 CELL PHONE GUN (10)
- October 25 JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD (5)
- October 25 MYSTERIOUS FIRE AT BAT BOY BOOK RELEASE VENUE (6)
- October 24 CAPTURED DOLPHIN HAS HUMAN ARMS (19)
- October 24 BROCK LESNAR VS. BAT BOY (9)
- October 24 WOMAN MARRIES HERSELF (11)
- October 23 CANDIDATES READY FOR 2ND NY GOVERNOR DEBATE (2)
- October 22 POOP TRANSLPANTS SAVE LIVES (4)
- October 22 ZACH GALIFIANAKIS TO GET SEX CHANGE (7)
- October 21 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: THE CELL PHONE (5)
- October 21 COLLEGES: VOTE DEMOCRAT OR BE EXPELLED (9)
- October 21 CHINESE TO BLOW UP THE MOON (38)
- October 20 UFO BABY RETURNS TO ROSWELL (9)
- October 20 UFO OVER RICHMOND! (9)
- October 19 BAT BOY TO ENDORSE JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR NY GOVERNOR (7)
- October 19 ROBOTS ENROLLED IN COLLEGE (2)
- October 19 UFO OVER EL PASO (27)
- October 19 BAT BOY FACEBOOK APP! (1)
- October 18 GYPSIES INVADE CLEVELAND! (17)
- October 18 SUPER TYPHOON HITS PHILIPPINES (4)
- October 18 DON’T MESS WITH THE BIEBER! (14)
- October 18 SWISS TUNNEL TO HELL (9)
- October 17 MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH (10)
- October 17 BENOIT MANDELBROT – FRACTALS INTO INFINITY (2)
- October 16 KEITH AND MICK LOVERS (10)
- October 16 ZOMBIE BARBIES! (3)
- October 15 CELEBRITY COAL MINE (4)
- October 15 UFO OVER NEW YORK CITY! (40)
- October 15 DR. BARRY LEED INTERVIEWED ABOUT BAT BOY (1)
- October 14 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: QUICK HITS (7)
- October 14 30 ROCK LIVE – BAT BOY LOVES TINA FEY (7)
- October 13 CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS (8)
- October 13 MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN (11)
- October 12 CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA? (28)
- October 11 COMIC CON NYC: THE BAT BOY DANCE! (7)
- October 11 CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN (1)
- October 11 DUKE OFFERS “HORIZONTAL STUDIES” (4)
- October 9 BAT BOY SPOTTED! (16)
- October 8 AIR MAKES YOU FAT! (5)
- October 8 ZUCKERBERG LAUNCHES BABYBOOK (7)
- October 8 WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME (8)
- October 8 MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.! (2)
- October 7 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: THE EX! (5)
- October 7 SHEEPICIDE! (8)
- October 7 FOX & FRIENDS FIRES HOSTS, HIRES CHIMPS (10)
- October 6 WWN TAKES OFF ON CNN (12)
- October 6 UFO CLOSES CHINESE AIRPORT (16)
- October 5 MISS USA MOVES TO EGYPT (5)
- October 5 ANGEL FISH FOUND IN LAKE SUPERIOR (11)
- October 5 SALAHIS SLEEP IN LINCOLN BEDROOM (4)
- October 4 TUPAC GETS THE "GLEE" TREATMENT (20)
- October 4 SPANIARDS BUILD HUMAN TOWER TO HEAVEN (5)
- October 4 RICK SANCHEZ TO FIGHT JON STEWART IN VEGAS (11)
- October 4 GIRLS WITH BALLS II (3)
- October 3 RUSSIANS MAKE FLYING SAUCERS (8)
- October 3 HOTEL BLONDE (7)
- October 2 BOLTON TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT (2)
- October 1 PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT (6)
- October 1 FLIGHT ATTENDANTS DANCE TO GAGA (6)
- October 1 BAT BOY AT SADDLEBACK (4)
- October 1 PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS (6)
- September 30 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: INTERNET DATING (11)
- September 30 CAPTAIN HOOK JOINS DEADLIEST CATCH (15)
- September 30 EARTH HAS A TWIN: GOLDILOCKS (34)
- September 30 AYODHYA VERDICT – LAND GOES TO OBAMA (3)
- September 30 ALIENS ATTACK VEGAS WITH DEATH RAYS! (9)
- September 29 JIMMY CARTER PREGNANT! (12)
- September 29 COMMONWEALTH GAMES TO USE LANGURS AS SECURITY (2)
- September 29 EARTH RUNNING OUT OF AIR (4)
- September 29 HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL GO NAKED FOR NEW VIDEO (4)
- September 29 TAMPA BAY RAYS GIVE AWAY 20,000 TICKETS (4)
- September 29 IT'S GET NAKED DAY! (8)
- September 29 LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTING UP (11)
- September 28 BRAD WOMACK IS THE BACHELOR – AGAIN (4)
- September 28 MACARTHUR GRANT TO BAT BOY (3)
- September 28 HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED (7)
- September 28 ALIENS SABOTAGED U.S. MISSILES (7)
- September 28 GIRLS WITH BALLS (10)
- September 28 TITANIC STAR EXITS WITH A SPLASH! (2)
- September 27 LIL WAYNE REACHES OUT TO PHD APE (9)
- September 27 U.N. FORMS ALIEN PANEL (5)
- September 27 JAXSON DE VILLE'S BUNGEE JUMP (4)
- September 27 BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (4)
- September 27 KATY PERRY MOCKS SESAME STREET (7)
- September 26 NAVY PILOTS ON A JOY RIDE (VIDEO) (5)
- September 26 THE NFL RIDES D'RICKASHAW (3)
- September 26 DARRYL HANNAH: SAVE THE MERMAIDS! (13)
- September 24 LOHAN TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS (5)
- September 24 BAT BOY FIGHTS WHITE NOSE SYNDROME (13)
- September 24 BAT BOY ON THE RADIO (1)
- September 24 VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK PERU! (6)
- September 23 GOING MUTANT FOR WHITE-NOSE SYNDROME! (2)
- September 23 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: FARM LEAGUE SYSTEM OF DATING (12)
- September 23 OREGON STATE GOES BLUE (1)
- September 23 KATY PERRY BANNED FROM SESAME STREET (11)
- September 23 TWO NEW DINOSAUR SPECIES DISCOVERED (5)
- September 23 LIBERTY BELL CASINO (9)
- September 22 VICK TO START – DOG COMMUNITY NOT PLEASED (4)
- September 22 DAVID BECKHAM SEX SCANDAL (3)
- September 22 TWITTER HACKED (19)
- September 22 REID IN LOVE WITH GILLIBRAND (3)
- September 21 J-WOWW TO DO PLAYBOY? (4)
- September 21 MEET CAPTAINESS LISA (5)
- September 21 WHEN MASCOTS ATTACK (3)
- September 21 ANNA KOURNIKOVA IN 3D (19)
- September 21 FDA APPROVES FRANKENFISH (6)
- September 21 BEDBUGS TAKE NIKETOWN (5)
- September 20 CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON MAHER (9)
- September 20 BRANDON JACOBS' HELMET (3)
- September 19 UNICORN CAPTURED, DIES MYSTERIOUSLY (10)
- September 19 ARRRRRGH! IT'S "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" (5)
- September 18 OBAMA IN REMAKE OF HAWAII FIVE-O (11)
- September 18 900-POUND GATOR CAUGHT (20)
- September 18 JIMI LIVES (3)
- September 17 CRAIG GRANT AND CABOODLE RANCH (55)
- September 17 NEW CRISTIANO RONALDO, MEGAN FOX ARMANI ADS (24)
- September 17 SLIDER COWS (2)
- September 17 BRIAN WOOD (13)
- September 17 JERSEY TORNADO HITS BROOKLYN (18)
- September 16 DEREK JETER IS A CHEATER (5)
- September 16 EGYPTIAN NEWSPAPER CONTROVERSY (7)
- September 16 DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN (19)
- September 16 PENTAGON PORN SCANDAL (4)
- September 16 POT ICE CREAM IN CALIFORNIA SCHOOLS (11)
- September 16 IT'S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY! (2)
- September 15 IAN POULTER PRANK (2)
- September 15 OBAMA CELEBRATES MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY (4)
- September 15 LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S NEW PET (3)
- September 15 RACHEL MADDOW, BILL CLINTON FEUD (11)
- September 15 RUSSIAN MEN PREFER RUBBER WOMEN (11)
- September 15 LARISSA RIQUELME DOES PLAYBOY (4)
- September 14 5-STAR BUG DINNER? (2)
- September 14 JETS LOSE – CONTACT PHD APE (1)
- September 14 DOGS EAT GAGA MEAT (17)
- September 14 DJ ALIEN ROCKS THE PALMS (4)
- September 13 AMAZING PIT CREW DISPLAY (2)
- September 13 INES SAINZ (25)
- September 10 MAGIC COUGAR BRA (8)
- September 10 PLAYBOY FOR THE BLIND? (5)
- September 10 FASHION WEEK MASSACRE (3)
- September 9 KFC AIMS TO REVIVE COLONEL SANDER'S REPUTATION (7)
- September 9 KEVIN FEDERLINE DEFENDS BRITNEY SPEARS (3)
- September 9 CASTRO FLEES CUBA FOR AMERICA (4)
- September 9 GIANT GOLDFISH CAUGHT IN FRANCE (20)
- September 9 GOOGLE INTRODUCES BRAIN CHIP (28)
- September 8 PIERS MORGAN BEATS OUT ED ANGER TO REPLACE LARRY KING (7)
- September 8 SF MCDONALD'S CUTS DOLLAR MENU – HOMELESS FIGHT BACK (1)
- September 8 KICK A MORON DAY (6)
- September 8 WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD SOCCER GOAL CELEBRATION? (3)
- September 8 WHITE HOUSE FORMS DANCE TROUPE (2)
- September 8 STUDY: FAT MEN BETTER IN BED (11)
- September 7 VENUS WILLIAMS U.S. OPEN OUTFIT (6)
- September 7 MICHAELE SALAHI TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY (2)
- September 7 DARRELLE REVIS REJOINS JETS (2)
- September 3 ED ANGER AND PHD APE TO HELP T.I. (3)
- September 3 LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY. (14)
- September 3 FEDS DEPORT SHERIFF JOE (4)
- September 3 STEPHEN HAWKING: GOD DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE (100)
- September 3 VERGE OF MASS EXTINCTION? (4)
- September 2 BURGER KING BOUGHT – BIG THINGS COMING (5)
- September 2 MIKE SORRENTINO'S ABS BUY A BENTLEY (10)
- September 2 THE STIG'S IDENTITY REVEALED (3)
- September 2 OVAL OFFICE MAKEOVER (5)
- September 1 PLASTIC BAGS ATTACK! (6)
- September 1 CONAN O'BRIEN NAMES UPCOMING SHOW (3)
- September 1 JOHN CUSACK FORMS SATANIC CULT (7)
- September 1 USAIN BOLT – TO PLAY FOR MANCHESTER UNITED? (5)
- September 1 GOLFER'S SWING SPARKS WILDFIRE (3)
- August 31 TWITTER HOAX LANDS COLUMNIST SUSPENSION (3)
- August 31 NASA DESTROYS PLYMOUTH ROCK (2)
- August 31 TIGER BACK ON THE PROWL – MOVES TO MANHATTAN (5)
- August 31 NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TRICK SHOT (3)
- August 31 TROY POLAMALU INSURES HAIR FOR $1 MILLION (6)
- August 31 CALIFORNIA TO TAX TATTOOS (17)
- August 30 KNIFE FIGHT ON REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION (18)
- August 30 TROUBLE IN PARADISE? (4)
- August 30 GLENN BECK REGRETS COMMENTS ABOUT OBAMA (4)
- August 30 BAT BOY WANTS TO HOST NEXT EMMYS (4)
- August 29 MICHAEL JACKSON BIRTHDAY SIGHTINGS! (24)
- August 28 BECK: "ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US" (11)
- August 28 BRIDAL WAVE: TOILET-PAPER WEDDING DRESSES (7)
- August 27 OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A. (9)
- August 27 STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN SEEN AT THE CROSSROADS (10)
- August 27 BRITISH AIRWAYS FLIGHT: "WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH" (4)
- August 27 PLAXICO BURRESS STOLE JEFF FEAGLES' NUMBER (3)
- August 27 JUDGE JAMES GIBBONS (2)
- August 27 BECK: "MLK IS MY BROTHER" (6)
- August 26 GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY" (13)
- August 26 JERSEY SHORE SPIN-OFF SHOW (3)
- August 26 MILEY SINGLE – SETS SIGHTS ON BIEBER (13)
- August 26 MICRO-FROG DISCOVERED IN BORNEO (4)
- August 25 THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS (8)
- August 25 KIM KARDASHIAN AND JUSTIN BIEBER DATING (24)
- August 25 ELIN NORDEGREN BREAKS SILENCE (6)
- August 25 49ERS, CHARGERS FORM GAMBLING RING (4)
- August 24 BAT BOY IN SALT LAKE TRIBUNE (8)
- August 24 TIGER WOODS BUYS $30 MILLION BIKINI (21)
- August 24 DAVID LETTERMAN, JAY LENO, BRIAN WILLIAMS LOVE TRIANGLE (5)
- August 24 NYC: THREE REPTILES CAPTURED – MANIGATOR CLOSE BY (6)
- August 24 CHICAGO O'HARE AIRPORT UFO SIGHTING (13)
- August 24 FREEDOM OF SPEECH – $300 IN PHILLY (3)
- August 24 MISS MEXICO WINS, DEPORTED BY SHERIFF JOE (17)
- August 23 THE BOWL OF JOHN AND YOKO (3)
- August 23 EPIC TRAFFIC JAM IN CHINA – LARISSA RIQUELME TO BLAME (6)
- August 23 FRESHMAN 15 NOW FRESHMAN 50 (7)
- August 23 DEATH PENALTY FOR BP – ACCORDING TO BRAD PITT (8)
- August 23 NEW JENNIFER ANISTON FILM BOMBS – TIME FOR CHANGE (8)
- August 22 KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY (8)
- August 22 STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE (22)
- August 22 RUSSIAN SPIES TAKE MIAMI BEACH (7)
- August 21 OBAMAS GO TO BURNING MAN (11)
- August 21 NEW NBC SITCOM: DR. LAURA'S FRIENDS (9)
- August 20 TAKE A SNAZZZZY NAP (7)
- August 20 THE BECKHAMS FEELING THE ECONOMY (3)
- August 20 OBAMA IS XENU (16)
- August 20 ROGER CLEMENS SEEKS HELP FROM PHD APE (3)
- August 20 CAMERON DIAZ WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER (6)
- August 20 A LOVE HATE BIRTHDAY (6)
- August 19 THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION (7)
- August 19 CHELSEA HANDLER TO HOST VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS (2)
- August 19 BURGER WARS (10)
- August 19 ED ANGER PASSED UP FOR ICONIC JOHN WAYNE ROLE (7)
- August 18 BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT (6)
- August 18 MAGNETIC MEGA-STAR RAISES QUESTIONS (5)
- August 18 NATIONAL RECALL DAY! (3)
- August 18 NATIONAL EPIDEMIC: TEEN HEARING LOSS ON THE RISE (10)
- August 18 BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY (3)
- August 18 MACHINES ATTACK RAY BRADBURY! (9)
- August 18 JOAQUIN PHOENIX: DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK (2)
- August 17 U.S. NEWS and WORLD REPORT COLLEGE RANKINGS: UNJ #1 (8)
- August 17 BAT BOY TO WORK WITH BRYCE HARPER (6)
- August 17 NJ HOUSEWIVES GONE WILD! (4)
- August 17 ANOTHER BAT BOY WINNER! (5)
- August 17 STARBUCKS THROWS OUT ENGLISH PROFESSOR (6)
- August 17 FACEBOOK "DISLIKE" SCAM (5)
- August 17 MISS UNIVERSE 2010 CONTROVERSY (8)
- August 17 LOLLIPOP OMEN: STOCK MARKET WILL SOAR! (3)
- August 16 DAN RATHER IS AN ALIEN (4)
- August 16 STEVEN SLATER OFFERED TV SHOW (2)
- August 16 ELVIS GOES TO GRACELAND WITH MJ (7)
- August 16 JESSE JAMES DATES KAT VON D (6)
- August 16 TAIWAN ZOO PRODUCES LIGER CUBS (9)
- August 16 PHD APE HIRED BY TEAM USA (6)
- August 15 BOTOX SHORTAGE GRIPS BEVERLY HILLS! (8)
- August 15 MEXICAN CANTINA TO BE BUILT AT THE ALAMO (9)
- August 15 BED BUG MILITIA TARGETS CNN (7)
- August 14 BRITS OPT FOR ROBOTIC CHILDREN (8)
- August 13 KIERON WILLIAMSON: THE MINI MONET (13)
- August 13 NEW BRAZIL UFO SIGHTING POLICY (11)
- August 13 ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES! (10)
- August 13 BEN QUAYLE THROWS JAB AT BARACK OBAMA (9)
- August 13 SOPHIE HORN: HEATING UP GOLF COURSES (13)
- August 12 CLUES TO ALIEN LIFE DISCOVERED (6)
- August 12 BOZO THE PRESS SECRETARY (6)
- August 12 TURKISH AIRLINES BANS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS (7)
- August 11 BILLY MITCHELL: KING OF KONG (3)
- August 11 JENNY THE ASSISTANT (5)
- August 11 ED ANGER BEING CONSIDERED FOR THE OFFICE (9)
- August 10 SEIU TO UNIONIZE LEMONADE STANDS (10)
- August 10 ROBOT TO EXPLORE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA (6)
- August 10 LEVI JOHNSTON FOR MAYOR (3)
- August 10 JETBLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT JUMPS OUT APARTMENT (7)
- August 10 ED STAFFORD (24)
- August 10 RIGHT SAID FRED, SNOOKI TO WORK ON SONG (4)
- August 9 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS – BIG WINNER! (3)
- August 9 WILLIAM SHATNER TO BE BOYCOTTED (4)
- August 9 TIGER WOODS TO WORK WITH BAT BOY (5)
- August 9 CHEMTRAILS OVER ARIZONA (12)
- August 9 KNICKS HIRE THOMAS, PASS ON PHD APE (6)
- August 7 MANDA! (15)
- August 7 GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN! (11)
- August 7 COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: NOTRE DAME #1 (16)
- August 7 CHINESE SPIES INVADE AMERICAN SWIMMING POOLS (4)
- August 6 QUEEN LATIFAH TO REPLACE QUEEN ELIZABETH (7)
- August 6 SEAN PENN SKEPTICAL OF WYCLEF'S PRESIDENCY BID (6)
- August 6 SOCIAL MEDIA COSTING UK ECONOMY BILLIONS (3)
- August 6 OPERATION BEAUTIFUL, OPERATION BIG (6)
- August 6 MARY-KATE OLSEN IS OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD (9)
- August 6 WINSTON CHURCHILL, DWIGHT EISENHOWER UFO COVER-UP (19)
- August 5 SHAQ CHALLENGES JIM ROME TO A FIGHT (4)
- August 5 DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS (9)
- August 5 MICHAELE SALAHI ATTACKED BY WHOOPI GOLDBERG (5)
- August 5 JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED (8)
- August 5 BRETT FAVRE, JENN STERGER SCANDAL (26)
- August 5 THE BILLIONAIRE'S CLUB (5)
- August 4 FIND A JOB, ON MARS! (17)
- August 4 GISELE BREASTFEEDING CONTROVERSY (9)
- August 4 OBAMA SPENDS BIRTHDAY IN STUDIO WITH MJ (6)
- August 4 KANYE WEST TWEETS PAIRED WITH CARTOONS (3)
- August 4 EVA MENDES S.EX. TAPE (5)
- August 4 JUSTIN BIEBER TAKES ESTROGEN, HAS BREASTS (18)
- August 4 LADY GAGA TALKS ABOUT SEX (10)
- August 3 BRAIN-EATING VACCINES TURN AMERICANS INTO ZOMBIES (35)
- August 3 BRETT FAVRE RETIRES – AGAIN (3)
- August 3 ROBOT GIRLFRIENDS ON SALE IN JAPAN (45)
- August 3 TOWN SETS THRILLER DANCE RECORD (1)
- August 3 KATY PERRY BUYS RUSSELL BRAND 200K PRESENT (2)
- August 3 BAT BOY NAMED AS THE NEW BACHELOR (7)
- August 2 BILL COSBY NOT DEAD – SAVED BY JELL-O (4)
- August 2 THE WORLD'S FIRST TRANSEXUAL SUPERMODEL (13)
- August 2 STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN (5)
- August 2 FOX NEWS GETS FRONT ROW WHITE HOUSE SEAT (2)
- August 2 OZZIE GUILLEN: ASIANS TREATED BETTER THAN LATINOS (3)
- August 2 NAYARA GONCALVES THWARTS ROBBER (7)
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