The White House denied today that there is an alien invasion happening – but they are looking for aliens.
The White House responded today to the reports in WWN that the alien invasion is occurring and that we are about to be attack by three giant spaceships from Planet Gootan.
They also responded to a petition that accused the government of covering up the alien invasion.
Larry Lawson, from the White House Office of Science & Technology Policy, officially denied knowledge of the alien invasion, denied that there is an alien attack about to happen and denied they had withheld information from the public.
He did, however, say that the President has picked an Extraterrestrial Czar and that this person will be monitoring aliens in the United States?
Hmmm… smells like a cover-up.
Surprising, Lawson went on to say that IF there was an alien attack in the next few weeks, the United States is “more than ready to defend our country. No aliens are going to harm our citizens.” And what about citizens from other countries. “Our job is to protect Americans, and we will do that.”
Lawson continued to confuse reporters when he went on to say, “let me be clear, the U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race.”
WWN, however, has learned that there are multiple departments of the Federal government preparing for an alien attack on November 28, 2011 – and that they have been doing so since October of 2010. One White House staffer told WWN off-the-record, “the President considers this alien attack the greatest threat to our country at the moment.”
A NASA spacecraft in Earth’s orbit, Kepler, is closely monitoring the progress of the alien warships from Planet Gootan.
More than 1 million signed a second request for a formal acknowledgement from the White House that extraterrestrials from Planet Gootan have been in touch with the White House.
And over 500,000 have signed a petition asking to be on the “welcoming committee” to greet the aliens when they get here
Opinion polls now indicate more than 80 per cent of the American people believe there is an extraterrestrial attack imminent and more than 90 per cent believe the government is not telling the truth about this.
‘The people have a right to know. The people can handle the truth.’
The White House initially said staffers would respond soon and wold consider (maybe) taking action on any issue that received at least 50 million online signatures within 30 days.
Oh you just KNOW when a government official says “let me be clear, the U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race”, that it’s just the opposite. Much like when our greatest president ever said “we have proof the Iraqi’s have weapons of mass destruction and plan on using them” when the end goal was to have a base in the middle east after the Saudi’s told us to take a hike.
I am offering my heartfelt well wishes to the Gootanese/Gootanians on a safe landing.
P.S. Can we nominate a Gootanese/Gootanian for the upcoming Federal elections, the rest of these clowns are acting like space cadets?
SHUT UP HOE U DONT KNOW SHI*T
on http://www.whitehouse.gov there is no petition like this! ! ! !!!!!!!!!
I guess this is a movie publicity…. just like the one of the last century regarding an alien invation…
Gootanese? If they are aliens comming to earth I know the dont have our best intrest at heart. If they can build a starship and travel from planet to planet there way more advanced than we are. Im sure they only want to enslave us, if they are out there
Nope, the aliens are the White people who are among us are the people with green eyes, blue, gray eyes, hazel, yellow and indigo blue eyes, blond and tall or short, handsome who are very extremely different than me. I am normal white, but I can detect the aliens such George Bush is an alien descendant. Because they look so different than me. I have to look each one of the White American I met are so different and they are called, Aliens. The Aliens rule not the white people rule. It is the misconception of the people. People think that the aliens are just like with almond eyes and green intelligent little animals who walk and who have such genius intelligence. It is possible. But, I do not quite believe it. I believe aliens are similar to humans. I think that people exaggerate that aliens are little green man. I do not believe it because people are exaggerated and liars. If it's true, then great. But, there is no evidence of aliens. We know there are lots of jokers and prankers. When someone is abnormal is an alien like Arnold Swarnegger, is a very handsome and tall man, and like another aliens like John Kenned who died long ago, and lots of handsome aliens who are living here in America. The Aliens rule.
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I would say with what I have seen & studied online there is something here already with our gov. permission obviously. Technology is what they got in return,however, I do worry about something soon because the increase in UFO's now! I know our government has things,but, some of these are so fast, and they are so different. I also learned that when you read stories from years ago the same type of UFO can be described then like one said it was slow & like a tear drop, and that same one has been spotted in 3 area's last month alone. I believe they are preparing for an attack, and our government doesn't know how to handle it. They may be going about it with open arms knowing it's a mistake. They predict Dec. & folks are preparing now. I'd say watch for November or during a holiday. I had visions about this years ago among other things related to flying vehicles & war as well as a date. This I was not expecting…I work as a psychic now & I heard stories & dismissed them because they seemed nutty like the terrorist attacks too & well this time I would suggest all folks start getting armed, get survival gear, warm clothes and food supplies