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AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES

[mpoverlay]DALLAS –   Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy American Airlines.  They accepted.  The new airline:  African-American Airlines.
The Texas-based AMR Corporation, the parent company of American Airlines, announced that the company filed petitions for Chapter 11 reorganization in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York, “in order to achieve a cost and debt structure that is industry competitive and thereby assure its long-term viability and ability to continue delivering a world-class travel experience for its customers.”
WWN has learned that wealthy actor-director Tyler Perry has made an attractive offer for American Airlines.  The offer, said to be near $5 billion dollars, was quickly accepted by the airline.
“Mr. Perry made a bold and brilliant move… he is the smartest mogul in the country,” said a source close to American Airlines.  “No other businessman would have the guts to try to bail out the biggest airline in the United States.”
Perry, the creator of the “Madea” character and the “House of Payne” sitcom, reportedly plans to rename American Airlines – African-American Airlines.  The new Perry run airline will be targeted to African-American passengers, but industry experts say that many white, asian and latino passengers will want to fly the airline, “just to be cool.”

Sources close to American Airlines said the sale to Perry is in the best interest of  the company and its shareholders.
Perry said he will not only be the CEO of the new airline, but he also will be the CFO, the COO, the CIO, the director of human sources and, of course, he will pilot many of the AAA flights.

American said it is operating normal flight schedules, honoring tickets and reservations, and making normal refunds and exchanges – during the transition period.
Perry reportedly said he will slowly implement new changes.  “I want every flight to be a positive experience for all passengers and I hope to turn every flight into a morality play of sorts.”
How will Perry turn a flight into a morality play?  “He hasn’t figured that out yet, but there will be a Madea character on every flight,” said Perry’s limo driver.
This will be Perry’s first airline, but sources say he plans to buy an airline every year for the next twenty years.

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609 thoughts on “AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES”

  1. why does people have to be so stupid. if this man were white. people would saying that he did a great job bailing out this company.

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  2. @ Christianne – Exactly, let his destiny be fulfilled! If he bought it he can name it whatever the heck he wants to and yes, buying the Airline was a brilliant move when you think about what a turnaround could mean. Tyler is the man and these other Hollywood cats are just hatin' to their cores…LOL, get a life and stop waiting for his downfall! There are about another five Tyler Perrys in the making, don't sleep because they haven't risen to prominence yet! Its our time and for my blaktinos (Domis, Boris, Cus) you better get on board because as you see Galavision, Univision and the rest of em' ain't checking for you outside of Merengue, Salsa and Reggaeton!!!

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  3. Derrick, first of all how do you know Tyler Perry does't have 5 billion dollars, and as far as making black FOLKS look bad, take a look in the mirror (IDIOT)

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  4. It should be interesting to see what happens to the American Airlines frequent flyer miles.
    For instance, those frequent flyer miles aren't worth anything unless you can use them for a seat to a particular place, on a certain date. From what I've read, because of the bankruptcy, the overall amount of seats available is likely to decrease. It would probably be best to use them as soon as possible.
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  5. I sure hope it's true that he bought American Airlines because it shows some vision on Mr Perry's part and hopefully we will besupportive of his endeavors. People that Ive mentioned this to have already started talking about how "ghetto " it is going to be. Why can't we take this if it is true , and back the brother without being so negative about it…….one thing for sure how many of us can even think about making sure a "big ticket" item?

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  6. FINALLY……Black folks can use their food-stamps for something other than alcohol and cigarettes and quarter bags of hot chips. Free hot wings and hot Cheetos with grape kool-aid as Madea strolls the isle. Now you can all stop complaining about how America treats you poorly and you can all fly back to Africa. P.S. PLEASE PURCHASE A ONE WAY TICKET

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    • Hatred! That's all it is 🙂 you hate to see an INTELLIGENT AFRICAN AMERICAN do something better with their life than what your doing. God don't like ugly. And by the looks of it your pretty ugly to him!

    • We're not going anywhere. You stole us, you got us! Seriously, we're still waiting for you to fly to Canada like you promised to do if Obama got elected. When does that flight leave? Another promise broken.

    • Or go back to Europe or wherever your people came from. "Native Indians" are the rightful owners of the US. Oh, and how about you get a one-way ticket.

    • This is an interesting post considering blacks are the 'minority'. Since it is clear you dropped out of school right after kindergarten, let me explain the definition of 'minority' to you. "A relatively small group of people that are discriminated against due to race, color or ethnic group. A smaller number or part and a number that is less than half." So, it's mathematically impossible that there are more blacks on government assistance than whites. Educate yourself cyber racist.

    • FINALLY…..go back to the hole you moles came from before you stole the land from the indians, cause we taking it from you puuuuunc azzzz, AND GIVING IT BACK.

    • WTF! This is why trailer trash shouldn't be allowed to speak, type or generate some form of thought in this day and age. I am truly surprised you are able to post something on the internet. It is apparent you haven't evolved past the trailer park by making this type of statement. This is a positive thing for everyone. It is not about Black, White, etc. It is about a struggling airline that cheated people for years being bailed out to save face to one day be restored into a great airline. Get off the internet and get a clue.

    • Billy Bob – yes the name fits you well. If I can't say anything good about a person – I say nothing and with this I have said too much. Yes you are the weakest link- goodbye!!!!!!!

    • Billy Bob, Sorry to tell you that the die is cast, you are going be the one on food stamp if your republica friends even leaves any for your country ass.
      Wake Up O' sleeper the table is turning on you. The biggest mistake your so call fore fathers ever did was to go and buy People stronger than them, now they 've taken over and it will be your turn to look for food stamp, give us twenty more years and your grand children will be begging to be black

    • BILLY WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL IN EUROPE WITH YOUR PURITAN FORE FATHERS AND LEAVE AMERICA TO THE INDIANS YOU FOOL.

    • Have you ever tasted hot wings, hot cheetos or grape kool-aid? They're pretty tasty fella. I can't see how a person's selection of foods could be considered offensive. Do better billy, do better. This goes for chicken and watermelon too. Which I, a black man, dont really care for. Imagine that. : ) Anyway Mr. Tang-drinking, casserole eating, land-stealing, school shooting, female-raping Billy Bob. (Yeah, check the stats. Your people are guilty of them all.) Have a wonderful day my fellow American, and hey, have some more spice in your diet! Don't knock it 'til you try it! : )

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      Based on the 2006 TOTAL population of each respective race in the United States, it is:
      37.8% white* (37.8% of the white population is on welfare)
      27.78% black* (27.78% of the black population is on welfare)
      11.47% Hispanic* ** (11.47% of the Hispanic population is on welfare)
      Another way to look at this data is based on the total number of people who receive welfare. It is:
      39% white 11,661,000 of 29,900,000 recipients
      38% black 11,362,000 of 29,900,000
      17% Hispanic 5,083,000 of 29,900,000
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    • Y GO TO AFRICA NOW "WE RUN SHYT" AND U WHITES CAN SIT ON YOUR FLAT ASSES AND LET UR WHITE WOMEN CONTINUE TO DUMP YOUR LIL DICK ASSES AND RIDE THAT AFRICAN DICK..I KNOW THAT HURTS YALL..LMAO

    • You brought us over here to keep your children, clean your houses, plant your gardens and do your men………why don't you take us back?

  7. of course this is a hoax! Why would Tyler Perry want to purchase an airline or more succinctly, a bloated, debt ridden, poorly run corporation. Perhaps to fly off to this island that he purchased a few months ago. This is an IQ test; and many of you failed it. As far as the racist comments made by Billie Bob, maybe you would be better off letting your girlfriend (sister) do the speaking, while you focus on your GED. Those history classes you skipped sure would have been helpful. "Back to Africa" who says that? Next time you get a day off from working the McDonalds at Walmart, stop bu a library & research the history of slavery. Have your sister read the big words..moron!

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    • Let's all show love! One may be down today, but up another. You never know where you will be later! The one youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hurt may be a help to you someday…

    • You know with an old name like Lucinda, i'm going to take it for granted that you are an old bitter white woman with no education, who has lived in the boot hills, with no indoor plumbing, missing teeth, and sitting on a porch in a rocking chair with a confederate flag haning from your porch. Sorry to disappoint, the majority of people on food stamps and WELFARE are your people, the WHITE FOLKS. Get a grip

  8. I be takin my black azz on dat plane wit my white ho. We be goin to da casino. I got a crack pipe in my mouth i be holdin wit my teef.

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  9. Eventualy the economy goons will die out or wont want trillions of dollars so eventualy everything in taxes and value will go down this might help but for how long is just not black folk who cant afford a ticket theres also whit mexican canadian german italian russian name it ull see it oh ya im 10 and i know this ppl that are 35 dont gosh y cant we just all get along.

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  10. Looking for other cool headed, brilliant, and disciplined black people to take over wall street from these so dubious paper-money freaks kkk who have turned the lives upside down for majority of Americans. Hey Christopher Columbus, the Indians are coming and they are soliciting the help of the black folks!

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  11. Tyler, you help the people that is your actors and actresses. I needed help from you since you able and been extremely bless by me and others. You would not even begun to miss 2,240. to retain my van from going to auction. I have over 4,000.00 handicap equioment was install in that van in 2009. They took my scooter out and clean the van for to auction, because I owe that balance. Can't pay it. You want even help a sister out to retain nthe only transportation I have. If I could get that money to them before Thursday 5, you can make me happy person on earth, just like you was the happiest man to see your dream came true for your one true Love, your mother. Be happy again and help me and let God further increase your blessing. I;m not on drugs. Pray about it and let the Holy Spirit guide to all truth amen. Happy New Year.2012.

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  12. I think it is great that he has the ability, the funds and the courage to purchase the airlines. We need more people with a no tolerance for any type of discrimination. May GOD continue to bless you as you continue to give others a chance to work, be productive and make people like me something to smile about.

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  13. why does my comment have to be reviewed before being posted, while your site has listed all sorts of degrading, bigoted, racist, and alot of downright false accusations of the portrayal of african americans!! can you answer me that!!!?

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  14. Wow I can really tell how smart Jewish people are by the grammar you're using…hmmm! Really would this even be considered an intelligent response. One suggestion, prior to tearing down another race or trying to compare the hardships between Jewish and African American people, learn how to conveys an intelligent thought. If we are to assume that all Jewish people are smart…since by your thoughts, "they are the smartest people in the world"…do the Jews you represent a favor and go back to 3rd grade and learn how to complete a sentence…just saying!

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  15. Stop it?! I'm just a little perplexed…it seems you're contributing to it by you're comments? It really amazes me that in this day an age we still can't form a thought without cursing to express how we feel. And just to let you know…back in those "hay days" as you put it, there were plenty of white only areas that neither black nor Jew could partake of…just saying!

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    • Do you want to start white history month off with Hitler? Killing off the indians to invade america? Destroying Africa? World wars? nuff said….

  16. What is the problem white america( those that have a problem with this)? Obviously he handles his business very well. He didnt even get a bailout LMAO. African Americans are here to stay. Get Over It…..lol

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  17. Because you are a ingorant fool and the bible talks about fools, if we go you go, be careful what you speak out your mouth because you and your family might be the first one to go. Now go and fly on OUR plane.

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  18. As it is written in the word of the ALL MIGHTY HEAVENLY FATHER who IS in CONTROL of ALL THINGS! The FIRST SHALL BE LAST, & the LAST SHALL BE FIRST! MAN DO NOT RUN ANYTHING BUT THEIR MOUTHES! GOD IS IN FULL CONTROL!

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    • We are living in the days of REVALATIONS of the BIBLE, to those that read or know about the word of GOD! Satans and his people days are comming to a CLOSE VERY SOON! TIMES ARE CHANGING, to ALL of us that have a SPIRITUAL EYE to see the BIG PIC!

  19. I can tell u a HATING ASS PILGRIM!! And now u mad cuz there is an airline called AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES!! Ha.. u soon will be the MINORITY!!!

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  20. racism reflects ignorance…for a person to type such a comment, your life must truly be terrible!!! I pray for people like you!!!

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  21. Finally….you can see your own ignorance….hahahahahaha, that's why in life you will alway lose. LOSER, get a life and stop to trying to catch up with someone through words and prove yourself aloud and not on a computer you COWARD!

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  22. Tyler Perry do your thing,people are going to say what they want. Only those who hate to see a black man prosper. God said in his word, the frist will be last and the last. Will be first. To God be the glory. I love you and your vision

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    • Do you people ever check anything out to see if it's true before you start running your mouth? That is a big big problem with black folks. You need to before you start throwing Gods' name around. There is no truth to this lie.
      If you don't know the meaning of satire please look it up.

  23. I aint mad at you, how bout we just make you a big pitcher of "Hater Aid" cause thats just what you are a Hater. Just mad cause you cant buy a ticket!!!!! Its ignorant people like you that has this world as we know in the messed up position it is in today, what we all need to do is put you and others who think, believe and do what you do on one of them planes and run it into MT. Everest, "billy boy".there are people of all races who "need food stamps"
    because of people like you!!!!!

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  24. Billy Bob it sounds like you are jealous, hate to see anyone succeed, you are a poor excuse of a man. this world would not be where it is today if it weren't for all people black, white, Mexican, Asians all races. I think what we need to do is send all people who think and act like you to one small island so you can all live among each other. Oh we need to make sure we send all the serial killers One way tickets only. And by the way their are more white people on government assistance then blacks.

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  25. actually slavery happened before ww2….so you must not be jewish seeing as they are "the smartest people in the world" you should tell your mom to go on one of those shows to find out who your father is…..

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  26. Is everything under control?He found my lecture interesting.You asked for it!We should make good use of our time.Be quiet!Would you please go to a dancing party with me? Would you please go to a dancing party with me? I get up at six o'clock.I'm very glad to hear that.No wonder people say that computers are taking over the world.

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  27. @BILLY BOB: You OBVIOUSLY don't know our true history(Not the covered up one, the noses chopped off from the Statues in Egypt Histoy/Joseph History etc) anyways, you will learn that we are not as worthless as you wish to think, this is all almost over……also, If you stop bringing your drugs into our areas, stop building your liquor stores in our areas, if you replace the nasty chinese poison food chains/McDonalds/KFC in our areas with Organic Health Food Stores and let us build our own communities up, we'll be fine believe me. Stop pursuing when we flee and stop stealing everyones resources…You're only good for stealing other ppls survival resources, killing and lying…that sounds worthless to me. Good for nothings.

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  28. I don't think Tyler Perry would like Alcoholics Anonymous Airlines! He used to fly around in Aeroforce One! Cuz he was the Lead Singer/Guitarist to AEROSMITH! But he looks nothing like Liv Tyler Perry his daughter. She has Vitiligo like Michael Jackson! That's why he never says anything about her!

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  29. Why shut down facebook? I think you must not focus for those people disturbed or dislikes fb because they are only few. While almost 90% of people using fb likes this site coz it connects you with friends and family at it's Best. I would be sad that this thing is happening. Hihuhu I hope zuckerburg can read this…. Coz fb help me alot… Peace be with you! And Godbless!

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  30. SIR, THE STATS ARE SO TRUE…SPEAK THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE…SOMETHING MOST HATE TO HEAR…BILLY BOB…YOU MUST BE EMBARRASSED SINCE YOU HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO ANY OF THE COMMENTS THAT SENT BACK TO YOU…YOU ARE SO FUNNY..I AM AROUND PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU EVERY DAY IN THE MILITARY…SATAN NEVER DIES, HE JUST LIVES THOUGH PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE BILLY BOB..WHEREEVER YOU GO SATAN WILL BE IN YOUR SPIRIT AND THAT IS THE SPIRIT OF HATE AND STUPIDITY… TOO BAD STUPID CANNOT BE FIXED…HAHAHA..YOU ARE FUNNY….AND BY THE WAY, I AM NOT ON FOOD STAMPS…I PAY FOR YOUR FOOD STAMPS AND YOUR CHILDREN…AND I MOST DEFINITELY LOVE WATERMELON, CHICKEN AND GRAPE KOOL-AID GIVES ME HEART BURN….SORRY YOU MISSED THAT ONE…. 😉

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  31. First sign of FAKE:" . The offer, said to be near $5 billion dollars, was quickly accepted by the airline."
    Tyler doesn't have $5billion dollars
    2nd: No idiot would name any business that they expect to do well beginning with the name "African-American anything.
    3rd: Perry will also pilot flights as well
    Very funny

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  32. Would you then fly back to Europe, one way ticket? Since there is no such thing as a white american. You´re Europeans. Please, please pretty pleeeeease read some history.
    Just sayin'
    Bless!

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  33. To EVERYONE saying negative comments: YOU MUST BE VERY MISERABLE, NOT TO MENTION DUMB AS F**K. ~clears throat~ Humanity started in AFRICA so before you go saying "Go back to Africa", you should really look into YOUR ancestry, not to mention HISTORY itself (not the lies in your textbooks). America does NOT belong to whites, the NATIVES where here FIRST. So technically, its still there land & we all should go home. BUT the article isn't about all of that. Its about some BOGUS story saying Tyler Perry paid 5 billion dollars for an Airline….5 billion dollars that I'm sure he only wished he had. This story is fake, and anyone who chooses to believe it deserves to be lied to.

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  34. AFROCRAT AIRLINES new vision of american demon. HE CAME FROM THE NORTH SEA AND STOOD AS A MAN WITH SEVEN EYES ON FIFTY THREE HEADS.IN HIS HAND A BUCKET, THESE HEADS ARE THE STATES OF AMERICA ARE ABOUT TO BREAK UP. THE VISION SEVEN EYES ARE CONFLICTS OF DIVISIONS THAT WILL CAUSES THE FIRE AND SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE STATES. TYLER PERRY, SEE THE VISION AS NEOH'S DID TO FREE HIS BROTHERS FROM PRISONS OR IF TYLER PERRY CONSTRUCT MODERN ESTATES IN TEN AFRICA COUNTRY. TAKE OUR EDUCATED BLACKMAN 'FROM JAILS AND THE STREETS AND CONSTRUCT NEWLY HARBOUR / PORTS AND RUNWAYS AND SUPER HIGHWAYS.REMEMBER TYLER FOLLOW THE DREAM OF YOUR FOREFATHER AFTER SALVERY FOUND FIRST STATE ORDER TO HELP OTHERS AFRICAN GAIN THEIR INDEPENDENT THAT WAS THEIR DREAMS THE NAME OF AIRLINES IS NOW AIR AFROCRAT.

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