GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY

CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!

Physicists made a major scientific discovery – proving that the “God particle” actually exists and vindicating the equations that have been used since Einstein first presented his Special Theory of Relativity.

Physicists have been trying to find the “God particle” (the Higgs boson) for over forty years, so it’s no real surprise that they finally did it.  But what IS a surprise is it was  found it in an abandoned bank depository in Camden, New Jersey. And it was found by singer-actress, Taylor  Momsen.

How can that be?

Well, physicists has a reputation for being extremely complicated, but sometimes the simplest questions that lead to truly profound and obvious insights. When Einstein asked himself, “What would happen if you could ride on a beam of light?” for example, the answer led him to the Special Theory of Relativity.  He concluded that the speed of light was constant.

Taylor Momsen was touring with her band The Pretty Reckless and they stopped on the side of the road so some of the band members could relieve themselves.  One of the band members, the drummer Jonathan Burger, was the nephew of  physicist Alfred Gordowksi  of the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York.  Gordowski with the ATLAS experiment, one of two independent teams that had been looking for the Higgs boson at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research near Geneva.

Here’s the building where the God particle was found:

Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner.   The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team.  They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”

And here’s Taylor Momsen shortly before she found the God particle:

Gordowski was joined in Camden by other prominent physicists from around as they announced Tuesday  they found definitive proof of the particle that is believed to be a basic component of the universe.

“Of course the universe began in New Jersey,” said Governor Chris Christie.  “Everyone who lives here has known it all their lives.   That’s why so many want to live here.  They may not know it, but they are drawn to the universal source.   It’s official now – New Jersey is the center of the universe.”

Some physicists speculate that Albert Einstein moved to New Jersey (he was a professor at Princeton) because he had an idea that the God particle was in New Jersey.  “He just was in the wrong city,” said Christie.  “Camden is where it all began.”

The God particle… works in mysterious ways…

59 thoughts on “GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY”

  1. I would like to ask everybody. What is after infinity? What is after too much infinity? What happen after the increment of accleration become too infinity.

    It is regarding speed and size of particles.

    Einstein Equation E=MC^2 is worng
    It is suppose to be E=MC^2+& where &=too ……….infinity
    For stability E=(1+ n)!MC^2 where n=0,1,2,3,4,5,6…………………

    Reply
  2. I would like to ask everybody. What is after infinity? What is after too much infinity? What happen after the increment of accleration become too infinity.

    It is regarding speed and size of particles.

    Einstein Equation E=MC^2 is worng
    It is suppose to be E=MC^2+& where &=too ……….infinity
    For stability E=(1+ n)!MC^2 where n=0,1,2,3,4,5,6…………………

    Human can start with a trinity system tunnel 3-27.

    Together with CERN, we could start to construct a huge, heavier and thicker wall(better than tatanium) airship.

    Reply
  3. E(trinity)=(1+ n)!MC^2 where n=0,1,2,3,4,5,6…………………
    Trinity system(3 to 27 tunnels) will be balance and safe.
    Human must start to built a huge spaceships from this equation.

    Reply
  4. Kingdom of heaven:Mustard seed, smallest, grown largest, bird, branches, three measure, leavened.

    Matthew 13:31 Another story by way of comparison He set forth before them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like a grain of mustard seed, which a man took and sowed in his field.

    Matthew 13:32 Of all the seeds it is the smallest, but when it has grown it is the largest of the garden herbs and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and find shelter in its branches.

    Matthew 13:33 He told them another parable: The kingdom of heaven is like leaven ( sour dough) which a woman took and covered over in three measures of meal or flour till all of it was leavened.

    Reply
  5. i use to think it was too, untill it came on the local news about the same story. But i sdtill don't believe everything you read unless there is something else backing the story up

    Reply
  6. I'll right away seize your rss feed as I can't find your email subscription hyperlink or e-newsletter service. Do you've any? Please let me recognize in order that I may just subscribe. Thanks.

    Reply
  7. My question is no one has ever walked in this building before? the building has been there over 100 years and no one to this very date ever seen this ,,and one of the band members just happen to be related to a scientist and he himself had an idea of what this strange object was..no meantion of size or if it moved about..I find all of this very strange and if you massed the odds well I do not gamble but I would place a bet on this was all staged,,get the pun,,band members ,,staged,,hahahaha oh well people will buy anything that is what is what amazed me about this artical..I am a detective by trade I guess the numbers add up to a amazing scam to me…but what do I know with 23 years on the job..

    Reply
  8. Wow, I had never focused on how God's justice is on display here in this 1 John promise. This is wonderful, thanks Stephen–and yes, the beautiful gospel absolutely takes one's breath away.

    Reply
  9. I think God particle is inside every human body in the form of Deoxyribo Nucleic Acid, which is a code sequence of nucleotide just like coding of a website, the answer to find out is that who is the founder of this code sequence.
    The answer of this question will be a sole creator of this universe.

    Reply
  10. Einstein's E=MCsquare has been practically solved 1400 years ago when Prophet Muhammad went to the skies, and its totally true that if a body is accelerated up to double speed of light it can be converted into energy.
    A body transformed to energy can travel thousands miles in nano seconds and relatively time stops for such converted bodies.
    And a special thing I would like to tell the World is that Einstein was a scholar of the Muslim's Holy book Quraan.

    Reply
  11. It was really helpful that you are sharing this details to your readers, I do personally having a worth while in the article. Thanks for sharing such good release.

    Reply
  12. This type of message always inspiring and I prefer to read quality content, so happy to find good place to many here in the post, the writing is just great, thanks for the post

    Reply
  13. Great post.Thanks for the review Chuck, glad to see you found MindGenius for iPad intuitive to use. This release was all about creating an iPad version which would be a good complement to the desktop product and from customer feedback so far.Thanks for sharing.

    Reply
  14. Wow ! This is a good site to spent time on .I just stumbled upon your informative blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts. I will be your frequent visitor, that’s for sure.Thanks for sharing

    Reply
  15. Great publish.Its like you have said something amazingly amazing more like you have coloured a quite image around a problem that you really know or acquainted about the subject.

    Reply
  16. Thanks for this great post,I appreciate you for giving such a informative portal. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well as. Great article referring to this good topic . It is very interesting . I like it because it has give me very useful information. thank you for sharing.

    Reply
  17. Thanks for this great post,I appreciate you for giving such a informative portal. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well as. Great article referring to this good topic . It is very interesting . I like it because it has give me very useful information. thank you for sharing.

    Reply
  18. Thanks for this great post,I appreciate you for giving such a informative portal. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well as. Great article referring to this good topic . It is very interesting . I like it because it has give me very useful information. thank you for sharing.

    Reply
  19. So the fundamental particles are essentially nothing but fields of energy, given a kind of pseudo-mass via another field. The entire structure of the universe, much ado about nothing. Forget the Pope, this is Zen 101.

    Reply
  20. Great post.Thanks for the review Chuck, glad to see you found MindGenius for iPad intuitive to use. This release was all about creating an iPad version which would be a good complement to the desktop product and from customer feedback so far.Thanks for sharing.

    Reply
  21. Good day! Would you mind if I share your blog with my zynga group? There's a lot of people that I think would really enjoy your content. Please let me know. Cheers

    Reply

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.