WASHINGTON, DC – Earth orbited the sun at a speed of 65,992 mph for billions of years, but all that changed on October 23… Weekly World News has discovered the planet mysteriously sped up and started orbiting at 66,666 mph – the “Speed of Satan!”
“Everyone knows that 666 is the Bible’s Mark of the Beast. Well, 666,666 is the ‘Speed of the Beast’ – and yet another sign that the end of the world is at hand,” Dr. Catherine Bardot, the famed Bible scholar, told reporters.
“The powers that be would rather sweep this information under the rug,” she continued.
“But my sources say that NASA, the Pentagon, the State Department, even the White House, know that the change of speed is highly significant.
“None of this has any known physical explanation,” she added. “But to my mind, you have to look no further than the Book of Revelation in your Bible to find that the change of speed is linked to the End Times.”
NASA scientists were the first to notice the increase of speed in the Earth’s orbit around the sun, and after checking their instruments to eliminate any chance of error, they alerted President Barack Obama.
The concern, of course, was that the speed would continue to increase, causing ecological changes that would jeopardize all life on our planet. Scientists have since concluded that the speed has stabilized and is not a threat to mankind.
“The change of speed might not be a threat to mankind but it is highly symbolic from a Christian point of view,” warned Dr. Bardot.
“As the Book of Revelation points out, Satan will rise to a position of extreme power and prominence before the world comes to an end.
“In those days, the Devil will force humans to accept the mark ‘555’ on their wrists and foreheads, otherwise they will become social and political outcasts, unable to buy or sell.
“It is my belief that God has changed the speed of orbit as a sign to men who have eyes to see and ears to hear.
“Unfortunately, the United States government has chosen to keep this information secret, which makes our officials pawns of Satan in the most dangerous ‘game’ the world has ever known.”
Officials would neither confirm nor deny the scholar’s allegations, although one White House source did say, “President Obama is keeping a close watch on the situation and will deal with it publicly when – and if – it is appropriate.”

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19 thoughts on “EARTH'S ROTATION SPEED”

  1. wow… I wonder why they dont also investigate why the bible says that the devil was destroyed in Hebrew 2:14 & that when John speaks of 666, he speaks of the ANTIchrist NOT of satan… hmmmmmm….. also, Paul was referred to as the ANTIchrist by the other disciples including John ; )

    • kellly good stuff!!! exactly what i was thinking! what a bunch of idiots!! the change of speed of the earth just shows how close we are to the transformation!
      receive without limits blessed one

  2. Bueno a mi entender este bendecido es como amarrillista y solo escribe este tipo de comentarios para llamar la aatencion de su pagina. pero si la tierra cambio su orbita al 666 lo recibo, sea como sea el mundo es nuestro del 666 de jesuscristo hombre, de jose luis de jesus miranda

  3. Kelly, definitelly you hit it on the point, all this people dont know what are they talking about. Heb 2:14 has been there forever and they dont understand it. Additionally Paul mention transformation, not destruction of earth. Abba Father, JH is clearly showing everyone that he is the Man Christ Jesus.

  4. Six hundred sixty six…John said about the wisdom of that number… The wisdom is good and not bad…Its very interesting….
    Kelly I am totally agree with your comment…

  5. Eso es asi BENDECIDOS !!!! De JH !!!Este planeta es Papi "JH" !!!! Es el # mas bello qe hay !
    This is like this BLESSED 1s !! Of JH !! This planet is of DADDY "JH" Its the most beutiful # that exist!!!!

  6. Aba Pai!!
    A Terra está na rotação de JESUS CRISTO HOMEM, em Sua segunda e última vinda!!
    O mundo pertence a Jesus Cristo Homem!!
    Aba José Luis De Jesús Miranda!
    DEUS já está na Terra!!
    Denise 666
    Rio de Janeiro – Brasil

  7. Near the End of the World, the year would pass like months, the month would pass like a week, a week a like day and day like an hour.

  8. the beastfp 4thplnae f 4thplane.net littlehorn inc dragon lift ( water arms of the deep) movie book science fiction book wrote awsome the beast in the sea with 7 heads and seven heads and ten horns the heads are written with the names of hosts or lower gods the usa is the beast with two horns it is mistery babylon there are two powers by the masons v up v under seal it lays out things from newyork to oklahomah miridden and plane alinements but the secound seal is the westcoast side power with the beast

  9. I agree with the blessed. In Isaias 13:13 says that : Therefore I will make the heavens to tremble, and the earth shall be shaken out of its place, in the wrath of Jehovah of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
    Glory to God !


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