LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to be held in a morgue for ninety days.
The Los Angeles District Court Judge, who has been frustrated with Lindsay Lohan’s behavior, has revoked her probation and sentenced her to live in a morgue for ninety days. She will spend her time living among the dead bodies and cleaning up after them – if they happen to make a mess.
Sources connected with the Probation Department told WWN that Judge Sandy Meyers contacted probation officials and told them to immediately yank Lindsay from her current community service assignment with the Red Cross and incarcerate her in the Los Angeles County Morgue. “I want her put in slot #27 and held there for ninety days.”
Lohan will be kept locked in a body slot, but will be allowed to walk around the morgue for eight hours a day – IF she cleans up the blood and guts.
Lohan was immediately taken away in handcuffs and shoved into slot #27 at the Los Angeles County Morgue.
Lohan had been performing her community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, but had complained that she was “bored” and “not fulfilled” and the women there were “uncool,” “ugly” and “smelled bad.”
Lindsay has NOT violated her probation, but prosecutors feel that she has a “bad attitude” that can be “corrected” by locking her up in the morgue.
Lohan told WWN that doesn’t mind sleeping among dead bodies, “I used to living with the dead, half my friends are zombies.”
Here she is admiring her temporary new home:
Already, fans are trying to see if they can get slots on either side of Lohan at the morgue.
9 thoughts on “LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO MORGUE”
lins i usedto like u but u became a a a somthing on unbeleavble
This girl is a train wreck. It's so sad to to her falling down like this. She was one of my favorite actresses for a long time but now it's just sad. I hope she can find a way to beat her addictions and get her life back on track. She is still very much young enough to turn this around and I hope people will try to send her positive energy to help her fix her life.
I am rooting for you Ms Lohan! You can turn this series of events around and get your life back. You were great once and can be again. If I can help you personally let me know.
she should blend in her blush
Yep sure she should blend in her blush! Lots of people alive at the morgue to see her!
Anyway! good luck at for your real job! If you come out of this, you would be fine.
Lohan truely said that some of her friends are Zombies!?! I thought you can't befriend a zombie.
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