DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD

PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.

And far from taking the prediction lightly, a growing number of scientists believe that the flood will, in fact, come to pass as our polar ice caps shift and melt, adding trillions of gallons of water to our already swollen oceans.

Scholars uncovered the frightening prediction late last year and according to Dr. Paul Martinique, an oceanographer at the University of Paris, “the message couldn’t be clearer.”

“When the Scrolls’ prediction first came to my attention, I was shocked because it foretold current global conditions thousands of years in advance. For quite some time now the scientific community has been gathering evidence that proves our poles are shifting from their normal positions north and south to positions east and west.

“This shift will actually cause the Earth to tilt on its axis, changing our relationship to the sun. As this happens, the polar ice caps will melt, flooding the world with an unimaginable amount of what was formerly frozent water. We are looking at global flooding on a scale unseen since the time of Noah. And when that happens, as many as two billion people will die.”

Computer models suggest that most of North America and Western Europe would be under 10 to 60 feet of water. Africa, South America and portions of Asia would be affected less severely, while places like Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain and Japan would likely disappear altogether.

Home Depot is expecting a mad rush on boat building materials. Get in there first!

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10 thoughts on “DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD”

  1. It's impossible for the ice caps to melt that much. Global cooling will set in long before this and freeze them back up. What will cause this flood will be an under-ocean earthquake. The man they call Jesus was really two men – twins. Elijah and Yeshua. And a woman named Rebecca. The Christ is actually a three person ruling Godhead of our planet, and only one may be called the Christ individually. AT the time, his name was Elijah. The three lost their lives due to the interference of Sol Invictus under the control of our ET predators worshipped as GOD by morons. The new Christ is a woman. Her two Holy Brides are under the same ET control.

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  2. Has any of you even read the Bible? Seriously… Either take the Book for what it says or don't take it at all. It says that there was a great flood, but it also specifically states that there never will be one again. So is it true or not? That claim, made in Genesis, is certainly in the dead sea scrolls, plainer than

    And I don't know what the first poster is smoking, but he's at least got one good point: The poles don't shift suddenly. Frankly, if they did the whiplash would kill us long before a flood could. The reason that's so important is that it will still be cold enough at the new poles that the ice caps would simply form someplace else. Same amount of ice = same amount of ocean water = same sea level.

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  3. YES I HAVE READ THE BIBLE AND IT DOES NOT SAY THERE WILL NEVER BE A GREAT FLOOD WHAT IS SAYS IS THAT GOD WILL NOT SMITE ANY MORE ((EVERY THING LIVING)) AS I HAVE DONE. GENESIS 8-21 TO THINK WATER WILL NOT FLOOD MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD AS A SIGN THE END IS NEAR IS NOT LISTENING TO GOD (( READ REVELATION 16-20 AND EVERY ISLAND FLED AWAY AND THE MOUNTAINS WERE NOT FOUND)) NOW IS THE END NEAR??? YOU DECIDE

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  4. Yesterday, while I was at work, my cousin stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a twenty five foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

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