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ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!

June 22, 2021May 26, 2021 by Allie Pruitt

BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, babies, baby, Gootans, sperm bank, ufos

IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?

May 10, 2021April 22, 2021 by Frank Lake

10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, extraterrestrial, Gootans, Zeebans

ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE

September 20, 2020September 16, 2020 by Boyce Day

Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!”  In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures with smooth features and large eyes. But Howard T. Houseplant, an astronomer and parapsychologist with … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien invasion, Aliens, Gootans, houseplants, Zeebans

GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE

June 19, 2020June 19, 2020 by Boyce Day

They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected, and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, coronavirus advice, Covid-19, Gootans

POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!

June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 by Boyce Day

GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed generations of viewers, was canceled last week.  If you didn’t hear about it, that’s no … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, cancelled, Gootans, seinfeld

THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!

March 10, 2020March 9, 2020 by Boyce Day

AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, coronavirus, Covid-19, Gootans, Zeebans

ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!

February 9, 2020February 3, 2020 by Boyce Day

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, Gootans, super bowl

ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 by Boyce Day

Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer of President Donald J. Trump.  Gootan-X-118-L, the … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, Gootans, P'Lod, trump

ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK!

October 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet in early November of this year. The United States is officially on “alien red … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, alien spaceships, Aliens, extraterrestrials, Gootans, nasa, Planet Gootan, Putin, trump, ufos, Vladimir Putin

ALIEN ICE FALLS ON BROOKLYN

September 9, 2013 by Frank Lake

Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.

Categories Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, brooklyn, Federal Aviation Administration, Gootans, ICE, Planet Gootan, ufos
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