ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE
Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!” In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures …
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GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …
POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!
GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed …
THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!
AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …
ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!
Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling …
ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!
Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor …
ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK!
WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the …
ALIEN ICE FALLS ON BROOKLYN
Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.
