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ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE

September 20, 2020September 16, 2020 by Boyce Day

Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!” In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures …

June 19, 2020June 19, 2020 by Boyce Day

They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …

June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 by Boyce Day

GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed …

March 10, 2020March 9, 2020 by Boyce Day

AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …

February 9, 2020February 3, 2020 by Boyce Day

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling …

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 by Boyce Day

Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor …

October 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the …

September 9, 2013 by Frank Lake

Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.

June 5, 2013 by Frank Lake

A spaceship from Planet Gootan has crashed into a Mexican volcano.

November 17, 2012 by Frank Lake

Aliens from Planet Gootan were flying over Denver this past week.