ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not  going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
Get real, folks!  China has been bailing out everyone since 2008 and they own just about all of United States of America.  I, for one, don’t like it one red bit!  The Chinese are good for getting barbecue sauce out of my pants crotch, and that’s about it.
We don’t need them over here taking away our forks!
I’m sick of buying things that say “Made In China.” I want all Americans to start buying things that say “Made in Ohio” or “Made in Texas”  or “Made in Bayonne.”   We don’t need to buy any more junk from China that usually falls apart within a week.  Either that or they poison our children with that paint they put on everything.
And we definitely don’t need any more fortune cookies!   My lucky number isn’t 8!
Those Chinese leaders think they’re pulling a fast one over the U.S.  Well, the Teleprompter Kid better wake up and give the Chinese a chop-chop to their wontons!
Those Chinese loan sharks think we’re a bunch of pansy pandas over here, but if they try to step on ol’ Ed Anger’s lawn they’re going to get a blast of dragon fire from my mouth.
Let’s face it, folks, we have to stop buying things made in China!  They don’t play fair, so we shouldn’t play fair.  Most of their stuff is made by five-year-old kids chained to tables, who are only fed monkey brains once a day.
Then they come to the fruited plains and insult Uncle Sam!  The Chinese went to the White House and had that piano player, Lang Lang, play an anti-American song.  I’d like to give Lang Lang a little Bang Bang, send him back to the rickshaw he was born in.
I’m sick of China!!!
I’m calling on all red-blooded Americans to throw their Chinese made products into the nearest American dumpster.  2011 is the Chinese Year of the Rabbit.  I’m hereby changing it to the Year of the Eagle – the American Eagle.
So throw out all your Chinese goods!   Order pizza instead!
Confucius says:  Listen to Ed Anger.   “He knows which way the egg rolls!”

21 thoughts on “ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"”

  1. As my name suggests, I'm no big fan of anything….. with one exception:
    Welcome back Ed Anger – I hope your absence was just a rage coma that recently broke.
    The purity of your comments cannot be approached – and the anagrams of your name, tell it all!
    To wit:
    Grenade, Angered, Derange, Enraged, Grandee, Age Nerd, Gear End, Rage Den, Rage End, Nag Deer, An Edger
    I grovel at your angry feet!

  2. Very nice to see you back Ed. I guess them damn Chinese Red didn't do the math right because they didn't factor in Ed Anger into the equation.

  3. Amen, Ed. America's quality over quantity and in China it's the other way around.
    They are trying to drown us in cheap cr*p that they produce for nada!
    When we have over company for a nice dinner, we don't serve Egg Rolls and we don't use our fine wedding "China" oh NO, no, no….. we call call those dishes "America" in our house.
    And don't even mention the words "*ire *rackers," "*ragon," or "*anda bear" I'm just fed up!

  4. ed your a f u c k i n g fool man not to mention a racist biggot just like your stuped yank freinds who are all obese fat f u c k s. the chinese culture goes back as much as 6000 years which is a little more than your shit country can boast anythig you wankers have you stole from other nations you even stole america from its true owners????

  5. america quality over quantity yea good one i peed my self when i seen this you cant be american and if you are you shop in a difernt country

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