ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!

10,000 Mexican “undead”  walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
At first they thought it was just Mexicans trying to have some fun, trying to break the Guinness World Record for the largest zombie gathering, but then something odd happened – REAL zombies showed up.

Last year, a group in Brisbane, Australia, set the record fot the most zombies at one gathering:  8,000.
So, Mexicans thought they could beat it.  9,000 Mexicans showed up dressed as Zombies, but were soon attacked by over 2,000 REAL zombies, that killed over 355 of the costumed zombies.
“That is the danger of such dress-up games,” said Mexico City Police Chief, Diego Marquez.  “Zombies are real and when the people dress up, it just aggravates the real zombies and we have the tragedy that unfold last weekend.  It is a very sad day for Mexico.”

Most of the people attacked were young men and women.   Typically a victim would be surrounded by four or five REAL zombies and then they would snap the neck of the victim and then eat the victim’s brains.  Two hours later the victim would join the other zombies and attack more people.
“It is not a game.  We have many zombies in Mexico City and we’ve done our best to contain them.  But now… it is out of control,” said Marquez.
Some cultural observers believe the phenomenon could be linked to the ongoing global economic crisis, or is perhaps a reaction to consumerist ideals.
Drug gangs also took advantage of the “Day of the Dead”  and went on shooting rampages throughout Mexico City.

28 thoughts on “ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!”

  1. They just got what they asked 4. Stop patronizing evil, believe in GOD, believe in JESUS CHRIST HIS SON. Live a meaningfull, dicent life. And not the other way round. Those type of games or jokes are more than expensive, it costs your souls, 4 What you want is what you get.

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  2. sweet the ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS FINALLY HEERE WOOHOOO LETS HAVE SOME FUUUUUN SHOT GUNS ALL AROUND EVERYBODY FOR MEXICO IS THE NEW PROMISED LAND!!!!!!!

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  3. You people do know this news is supposed to be funny, it’s not real and the Jesus post, if you were Jesus you would not have misspelled DECENT

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  4. Before anyone posts anything along the lines of this beings possibly true or 'could happen'. The idea of zombies is physically impossible.
    Take the idea of a zombie and analysis it.
    A Zombie is a dead creature, its heart is not beating, therefore its blood is not being pumped around its body so muscles stiffen up and you get rigamortis. Therefore the ideas of zombies is stupid as they could not physically move due to rigamortis.

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  5. Although this story is BS, anything is possible. Our beloved top scientist have developed so many new strains of viruses they have re-animated corps to actually “walk around”. The only problem with the zombie theory is after these corps were twitching and flopping around like dead fish, the flies and maggots of course decomposed the bodies in a matter days. Maggots will eat out your eyes within hours, and if zombies ever did happen, stray dogs and animals would get to them before it ever would be a threat, unless they contracted or carried the virus. As for Jesus, he is down and cooler than you think, don’t be so quick to criticize. He loved hanging out with sinners and hookers!

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