MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!

WASHINGTON –  The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.
“Michelle Obama is pregnant,”  White House sources said. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, told WWN he would not confirm or deny the rumor.   But WWN has confirmed that Michelle Obama is about two months into her pregnancy and the President and First Lady expect to have the baby sometime in late May, 2012.

There was a great deal of mystery about the whereabouts of the President and First Lady this summer.   There were many rumors about where they might be (Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago, Kenya)-  but now we know.  The happy couple was spending quality time together in the White House, making a new baby.

The last time a baby was born in the White House was Patrick Bouvier Kennedy.  He was born on August 7, 1963 and only lived two days. Patrick was the youngest child of President John F. Kennedy and First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy and brother to Caroline Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.
The President and First Lady are “ecstatic” about the news of a new baby.    Michelle Obama, 48,  and Barack Obama, 50,  waited almost seven years before having children.  Their first daughter, Malia Ann Obama was born on July 4, 1999 and Natasha (often called “Sasha”)was born two years later on June 10, 2001.
It is too early to determine if the baby is a boy or a girl, but William Daley, the President’s Chief of Staff, reportedly said that the President is hoping they have a boy.  “I’d love to see Barack Jr. in the White House some day,” he reportedly said.
President Obama is hoping the baby will spend it’s first four years of life in the White House.  He has also created a Baby Czar to handle the preparations for the Baby Shower and Baby Party.

717 thoughts on “MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!”

  1. Michelle may have been at Arrowhead Regional Medical Center in late May. She appeared pregnant and battered.

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  2. Such a shame that this baby was conceived through pretentious falshoods; what better way to win the election than through the virtue and innocence of a pregnant wife and a newborn in the White House? And what better way to avoid the truth that Obama is gay than through fathering a child with his wife (who was probably appointed to him to marry long before he ran for President!). He and his family are such fakes, fakes, fakes and have been from the beginning! What woman in her right mind would want a baby at age 49?! Just watch and wait…something will happen; Michelle (if she is really pregnant in the first place) will end up miscarrying. Wake up people! Such a scam to win the presidency!!!

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    • I sure u repent before meeting your maker. U have so much hate n ur heart, it's scary. It's one thing to disagree and another to hate with such intensity. What's has got into u people? If u all hate this man and his family this much y haven't u passported yourselves to another country such as Russia, Germany, Mexico r somewhere. Like it r not he will b YOUR PRESIDENT 4 the next 4 years. The more hate & resentment displayed is the more God will elevate him and his family. Open your eyes & nose to not only c the coffee but smell it as well.

    • I sure u repent before meeting your maker. U have so much hate n ur heart. It's one thing to disagree and dislike, but your HATE is so prevalent, it's pathetic. BTW, I'm Caucasian, don't agree with the pres in a lot of issues, but neither have I with the other presidents either. But never have I seen so much hate exposed because of this president's skin color. Come on guys, put a little LOVE IN YOUR HEART!

    • Michelle was never pregnant in 1998 or 2001 either. Fear of the Mendelevian statistical chance(B>O 50%, M.O.12.5%) of a lighter than white baby derailing their pro-oppression of blacks backers and agenda for reparations and such, and King Barry's paranoia of having his sorrowful childhood usurped in silhouette, plus the obvious capacity of IMPOTUS with FLOTUS(turn her over Barry and call her Mikey with a grass skirt and basketball tee), led the aspiring couple to form the perfect candidate family with 1.7 children rounded to two through either surrogate selection(they got the bucks and secrecy/cover) or adoption(where's Oprah when you need her schools?). Proof in pudding(chocolate), simply search for any third trimester prouid photos, baby showers, stories of hospital false labor and true labor runs, mention of natural vs. spinal vs C-Section; nursing vs bottle, proud father moans and gloats and handing out pink cigars or cupcakes, and any witnesses extolling the stories and versions…… They not only don;t exist in any bios, books, political life stories(when kissing a baby is a politician's dream op, so having prego mom is great op too- esp in "Community"minded "village to raise" people, and any type of photo of Michelle, a highly public senators wife and attorney/other public supporter within 3-4 months of delivery dates is scrubbed from every book, paper archive and inter-net search at high cost and influence, with every search redirected to unasked for sites, rather than(sorry, no information". Meanwhile, enough description of Barry's poker games, golf and Roundball play is made in interviews and books during those same months, and Michelle gladly speaks of Maternity leave, but taken after the childbirth, nothing before…… Spooky, as if Twighlight Zone, where someones past is being erased, caught in the middle of the show.
      —Surprised all the women that paid their labor dues(not like Michelles union support type), and went through the passage of womanly rights have not revolted at her faux capacity to tell us how a village(ala Hillary) should raise our children, choose abortions, have and protect in sex, and design maternity wear, as Michelle played a Rosie Ruiz at the NY Marathon, and snuck in to the finishing line to join the celebrations which were likely celebations with IMPOTUS.
      —-Proof, proof, proof…brag alot and tote the children in public at millions in diplomatic travel expense and be expected to fess up the truth.. since it's on our dime. No humility and humble seclusion here…. until a paparazzi swipes a DNA swab one day, and all hell is released, as people bring out their cross bred beans to count and ask… So… why did you really do this… Would you love them AND pursue such a career and agenda if your child/(ren) were very light(ala Michael Jackson) or white?/… a true mother with parents opf mixed capability would gladly admit it would make no difference….so… who is going to ask… or should the DNA confirmation be waited for??.

  3. The awkward moment when people don't read the date on the article. Ya bunch of derps. Also…OBAMA FOR LIFE! Damn fine President imo. If you vote for Romney, I would like to congratulate you on being able to live a normal life with such a lack of intelligence.

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  4. Dear diary,
    Today is November Second 2012.
    Its been fifteen months since Mitchell was announced to be pregnant. I just have one question for you: Where the hell is this baby? He is overdue … Or is it a she? Or should i be a little more patient? 🙂 …

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    • ???, third pregnancy?? Michelle never had the first two. This statement can only be countered or retracted with proof of:'1-Photos of her Prego state with Malia and Sasha–nonexistent on all net searches and accumulated photo ops during Baracks career, no loving expectant couple, no heydey amongst stylists and gossips, everything has been scrubbed of her pictures within 2 months of term dates in Baracks career and what decent proud husband would lack these photo ops, let alone an ambitious politician?…how odd for a upcoming civil candidate and Community adherent.
      2- Any related/witnessed stories or braggadosia of her modds, cravings and most important, the big rush to hospital, labor toils and baby shower pre-term. Every parent has these stories and extolls them, and there should be two books.
      3- Explanations how any human parent does not have tons of evidence, public and private showing the expecting state in all its glowing beauty…twice!!! and there should be tons of stories from coworkers, friends and supporters, let alone maternity leave from Michelle's jobs.
      This is said, as a proud parent and loving husband that would never leave such importance out of a relationship or life story. If, for some sad reason, genetics, medical problems(even an excessively light/white baby chance, due to both's mixed heritage) that the loving little girls were adopted, then thank God for them, but shame on the parents. Feigning a happy pre-Noah Unicorn-rainbow story insults the compassionate fullfilment of adoption and all the loving children it saves, and gives smug repulsion to such a false story for purposes of political image, only rivaling the question of a sham political marriage(check their dating histories before being "introduced" ala cotillion style event by the very supporters that brought Barack to Chicago from NY for the express "Perfect Candidate" plot. It would indelibly harm the wonder of adoption if these two were selected, albeit loved, for the perfect statistical picture of loving couple with average two children.(rounded from 1,7) all for political ascension. At least one middle aged Al Bundy style HS basketball player is crying in a grass skirt in the lonely remote meadow in Hawaii. Perhaps ESPN is, too.

      Produce the prego photos, witnessed craving stories, dash to delivery and labor dues times two, and this will all be retracted. Otherwise, Hello Norman Rockwell fans before an Andy Warhole picture.

  5. Michelle was never pregnant in 1998 or 2001 either. Fear of the Mendelevian statistical chance(B>O 50%, M.O.12.5%) of a lighter than white baby derailing their pro-oppression of blacks backers and agenda for reparations and such, and King Barry's paranoia of having his sorrowful childhood usurped in silhouette, plus the obvious capacity of IMPOTUS with FLOTUS(turn her over Barry and call her Mikey with a gr*** skirt and basketball tee), led the aspiring couple to form the perfect candidate family with 1.7 children rounded to two through either surrogate selection(they got the bucks and secrecy/cover) or adoption(where's Oprah when you need her schools?). Proof in pudding(chocolate), simply search for any third trimester prouid photos, baby showers, stories of hospital false labor and true labor runs, mention of natural vs. spinal vs C-Section; nursing vs bottle, proud father moans and gloats and handing out pink cigars or cupcakes, and any witnesses extolling the stories and versions…… They not only don;t exist in any bios, books, political life stories(when kissing a baby is a politician's dream op, so having prego mom is great op too- esp in "Community"minded "village to raise" people, and any type of photo of Michelle, a highly public senators wife and attorney/other public supporter within 3-4 months of delivery dates is scrubbed from every book, paper archive and inter-net search at high cost and influence, with every search redirected to unasked for sites, rather than(sorry, no information". Meanwhile, enough description of Barry's poker games, golf and Roundball play is made in interviews and books during those same months, and Michelle gladly speaks of Maternity leave, but taken after the childbirth, nothing before…… Spooky, as if Twighlight Zone, where someones past is being erased, caught in the middle of the show.
    —Surprised all the women that paid their labor dues(not like Michelles union support type), and went through the p***age of womanly rights have not revolted at her faux capacity to tell us how a village(ala Hillary) should raise our children, choose abortions, have and protect in sex, and design maternity wear, as Michelle played a Rosie Ruiz at the NY Marathon, and snuck in to the finishing line to join the celebrations which were likely celebations with IMPOTUS.
    —-Proof, proof, proof…brag alot and tote the children in public at millions in diplomatic travel expense and be expected to fess up the truth.. since it's on our dime. No humility and humble seclusion here…. until a paparazzi swipes a DNA swab one day, and all hell is released, as people bring out their cross bred beans to count and ask… So… why did you really do this… Would you love them AND pursue such a career and agenda if your child/(ren) were very light(ala Michael Jackson) or white?/… a true mother with parents opf mixed capability would gladly admit it would make no difference….so… who is going to ask… or should the DNA confirmation be waited for??.

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