KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my … READ MORE
Mutants
ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN!
HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite … READ MORE
A REAL COPY CAT!
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.
LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND!
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered an enormous, 11-foot-long egg – and they believe it may have been laid by the … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE
BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI!
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE
CLASSIC MONSTER RETIREMENT HOME EXPANDS CAMPUS!
WELCOMES THE CLASS OF THE 1950S. Entering the 2,000 plus acres Monster Retirement home after dark is like entering a different world, several different worlds, in fact. This reporter is … READ MORE
FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER!
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A DOLPHIN Longtime angler John Henreed is facing tremendous pressure to hang up his lures and nets. His poor vision caused him to make a grisly … READ MORE
REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN!
TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew … READ MORE
ZOOLOGIST CLAIMS BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT!
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. … READ MORE