YOUNG GIRL SLAYS THE BOOGEYMAN
JOPLIN, MO – Seven-year-old Kirsten Robbins made history last weekend. She spent several frightful nights …
Mutants
BIGFOOT HOOKER TELLS ALL
WASHINGTON, DC – The latest Washington sex scandal makes the Presidential Impeachment trial look like …
THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS!
HE ORDERS TAKE-OUT, STIFFS DELIVERY BOY New Jersey’s legendary large, beaked and winged Jersey Devil …
LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND!
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered …
KRAMPUS IS COMING TO TOWN!
The horned beast is back to punish all those who have misbehaved this past year. …
BAT BOY DRAWS MASSIVE CROWD IN IOWA
CAN HE SAVE AMERICA? AMES, IA – Bat Boy was on the stump in Iowa …
MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN
LIVE LITTLE MERMAID POPS OUT! A Danish fish factory worker was stunned when he opened …
BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!
Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local …