THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY
Much to the shock of the financial world, it has been discovered the Yeti are …
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LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS!
Elected by a landslide But now the Loch Ness monster has been discovered in a different place entirely—the …
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still …
BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?!
Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the …
ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK!
“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become …
PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE!
Has Ph.D. Ape Met His Match! Introducing Professor Kong! But Is He Real? Ph.D. Ape, …
MASSACHUSETTS MAN SAVES TODDLERS FROM VICIOUS FISHER CAT!
HE DOVE ACROSS A LARGE STREAM, FOUGHT THE BEAST OFF WITH HIS BARE HANDS! If …
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BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST!
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy …
NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in …
BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK.
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At …