NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman … READ MORE
Mutants
Chupacabras Terrorize Suburban TULSA
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as … READ MORE
ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE
ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO!
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE
IN HOLLYWOOD, MONSTER MARRIAGE COUNSELING IS THE NEW “TREND!”
“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?” Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, … READ MORE
ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN!
HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite … READ MORE
BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!
START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, … READ MORE
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my … READ MORE
A REAL COPY CAT!
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.