BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK.
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At …
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GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY!
MONSTERS GOTTA MONSTER! Godzilla and Mothra have tangled again and again over the years. In …
HERE COMES KING KOW!
SAYS STUNNED DAIRY FARMER: “I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER.” When rumors starting …
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has …
TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND?
BAT BOY DENIES AUTHENTICITY! From sources deep inside the Swift camp comes the first leaked …
LOCH NESS MONSTER DECLARED A GENIUS!
Looks can be deceiving! A research teach from Japan was at Loch Ness this week, …
THE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN!
“IF YOU CAN’T DEPEND ON YOUR GOVERNMENT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON MYTHIC CREATURES!” When …
READ MORETHE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN!
BIGFOOT IS MISSING
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – …
THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS!
Dark rumors about a creature capable of existing in the dead waters of The Great …
PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS!
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE …