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BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!
He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages …
MANIGATOR IN LOVE?!?
Is the cold-blooded legend ready to warm up? After years slinking out of the swamps …
STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY!
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week …
BAT BOY WINS IOWA!
Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. …
YOUNG GIRL SLAYS THE BOOGEYMAN
JOPLIN, MO – Seven-year-old Kirsten Robbins made history last weekend. She spent several frightful nights …
BIGFOOT HOOKER TELLS ALL
WASHINGTON, DC – The latest Washington sex scandal makes the Presidential Impeachment trial look like …
THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS!
HE ORDERS TAKE-OUT, STIFFS DELIVERY BOY New Jersey’s legendary large, beaked and winged Jersey Devil …
LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND!
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered …
