WASHINGTON, DC –  Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation:  the world will end on August 2nd!
“What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today.”
Nancy Pelosi is convinced that there will NOT be an agreement on raising the debt ceiling by Tuesday.
“This will call the U.S. to default and the world financial markets will collapse,” Pelosi said.  “That will leave to a total collapse of everything we have ever known.”  Pelosi predicted that the markets collapsing will then cause the riots and revolutions and… then there will be volcanoes, earthquakes, “and the earth’s core will explode.”

Pelosi said the earth will explode into a “gazillion pieces” by midnight on Tuesday.  “If we do not raise the debt ceiling – life will end, the earth and the universe will cease to exist.”

Pelosi is also predicting an extremely painful – but quick – death for every individual on the planet.
“If the debt ceiling isn’t raised, most people will experience horrific pains in their brains and hearts.  These pains will grow in intensity until the brain and heart explode.  The explosion will hurt even more.  We must raise the debt celing.”
Who does Pelosi blame for the end of the world and the death of every citizen of earth?
The Tea Party.
“The Tea Party has ruined the world.  When the history of the universe is written, the Tea Party will be the villains that caused the world as we know it to end.  The Tea Party, collectively, is Satan.
Pelosi ended her press conference by saying, “have a nice day.”

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19 thoughts on “NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd”

  1. You will have to pass the end of the world to find out whats in it Pelosi would say lol what a hag of hags this lady thing is!!

  2. go get ur head examined u, wtf is wrong with ur brain are u just stupid ? somebody please give this poor lady some good sex so she can chill out.

  3. the appocalyse
    the black horse rider with scales prepares
    the white horse rider rode out already though many knew him not climate change countermeasures the global warming counter measures campaign gwcc solar reflective static semi static and mobile zones this can make the deserts bloom
    the collapse of the dollar brings on the black horse rider and eventually could bring an implosion of the arab spring and prepare the way for armageddon the red horse rider

  4. RAPTURE IS ALWAYS PRESENT BOUGHT BIBLE TODAY there it sits the danger of our computer generated Alphas if yes Nancy Pelosi is warning us of debt ceiling and the core is volcano worthy our hearts aren't ever ready to take on the big picture "OURSELVES" we need to use global tools of mass help now like the end of wars and use those people in construction of preserving health .

  5. Bought A BiBLE today Nancy Pelosi not there worded lightly so how did she get on track ?Loving the Lady and politics its just these comments and all around abuse of worded human nature I did see some $100.00 Casey Anthony Masks on Ebay today .


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