ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE

Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney crushed President Obama in tonight’s final debate.
The final debate between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Gov. Mitt Romney that took place at 9 p.m. Oct. 22nd in Boca Raton is over and… Mitt Romney absolutely demolished President Obama, according to all the mainstream media sources.
President Barack Obama dodged and weaved when trying to answer questions about Libya and the Mid East, while Mitt Romney remained calm and just told the audience, “we can do better.”

President Obama was caught in numerous half-truths when he was trying to explain why the administration blamed the attack in Libya on a half-baked video by a crazy person.
“We are still looking into it,” the President reportedly told the audience.  “We should have an answer to what happened by 2016, after I’m out of office.”
“Mitt Romney won the election tonight,” said former Clinton adviser,  Paul Begala. “According to my sources, President Obama will resign on November 6th and save the country from having to go through the expense of an election.”

Mitt Romney seemed at ease when talking about foreign policy. “Look, China is screwing us over, so when I take office I think we should screw them back.  Poland?  I love sausage.  England?  A great place for a Mormon mission.  Russia?  My son is going to kick Putin’s a**..”
“President Obama looked like a little boy next to Mitt Romney,” said Rachel Maddow of MSNBC.  “I’m going to vote for Mitt.:
And in a surprising tweet, Bill Maher said, “I think we should all vote for Romney and then in January.. the revolution begins!”

President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were much more friendly toward each other for this debate.  They were not as aggressive as last time, though Romney reportedly whispered to Obama, “contradict me again and I’m going to kick your leg.”

Bob Schieffer of CBS moderated the debate.   By all counts, he was better than Candy Crowley, but he also did help President Obama out whenever he could.  In a discussion on Iran, Schieffer interrupted Romney to say,  “you’re flat-out wrong Governor, President Obama is not going to bomb Iran until after the election.  And he may bomb Israel, too.”
Polls conducted by MSNBC showed that President Obama won the debate with a 99% of viewers calling Romney the winner and only 1% calling Obama the winner.  But that 1% then donated over $30 million to the Obama campaign, led by George Clooney.

 

20 thoughts on “ROMNEY WINS FINAL DEBATE”

  1. Seriously, this bullshit comes out before any of the "mainstream news sources" have even decided who won the debate. They're still in the poll stage. Come back and try to masquerade your entertainment as news the day after the debate. It's more believable then.

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  2. This was clearly written before the debate even occurred. Romney never even touched the subject of Libya in the actual debate. Shame on this site.

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  3. I think it's funny that people feel the need to state the obvious about this being a joke and clearly false. If nothing struck you as odd in this article, don't vote, you are an idiot.
    Poland? I love sausage! LOL

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  4. This poor excuse for a news story missed Romney's forceful reply: "Why wait until after the election? Bomb Israel now!"
    He then added, still more forcefully, "No, not Israel. I mean Iraq. Let's bomb Iraq now! What's that you say? Oh, that's right; we already own Iraq. I mean … uh … don't tell me; it's on the tip of my tongue … something starting with 'i.' Oh, of course; how could I forget that?
    "Let's bomb Ireland NOW!"
    With his no-nonsense stand on that issue alone, Willard Romney has surely won the election.
    And besides, if we don't vote for him, he has a cellar full of anthrophagous rats at the ready.
    Romney 2013!

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  5. During the debate when Bob Schieffer told Obama he was going to kick him, I about died. Obama didn't contradict him again. That's for sure.

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  6. "Every time you offered an opinion it's been wrong." Really Obama ? Seriously ! That will conclude the Obama beer summits and here we go with Romney's Mountain Dew…..blue grass style.

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