Let’s find out who needs a prayer and who needs a clue. Send your twisted tales to editor@worldweeklynew.com and I’ll straighten you right out. Big Dumb Eyes on the Sun Dear Dotti, My dorm roommate is doing a stare-at-the-sun social media challenge and now he’s bumping into walls and keeps asking if I got my … READ MORE
Hello Americans, Let’s see who needs a pat on the back and who needs a slap in the face. Keep the letters coming to editor@worldweeklynews.com. CRYBABIES! Dear Dotti, I’m a great stay-at-home Dad, but moms shun me at the park ‘cause my kids swear and throw toys! How do I get a playdate in this town … READ MORE
🔥 “Are you ready for the hottest, most electrifying phenomenon in the universe? Watch as these unstable blobs of ionized gas go completely out of control! They split, merge, and EXPLODE—no laws of physics can contain them!” 🔥 📡 Introducing: PLASMOIDS GONE WILD! 📡 🚀 For the first time ever, witness exclusive, uncensored footage of … READ MORE
Folks, I’m madder than a hornet stuffed in Santa’s pants, madder than a vegan at an all-you-can-eat rib joint, madder than Hillary Clinton finding out the election was fair! I’m so dang furious I could chew tinsel and spit out razor wire! Christmas shopping used to be wholesome American fun – like a Norman Rockwell … READ MORE
Washington, DC – Top government officials have confirmed that after 2025 years of naming years one after another, what has started out as 2026 will be renamed YEAR 1. Ed Figuera, head of the Dept. of Government Chronology said, “Every year billions of people around the world gather in public and count down the ending … READ MORE
Folks, this is Ed Anger here, pig-biting mad as a New Year’s Eve hangover in a dry county! Every January 1st, like clockwork, these whiny, yoga-pants-wearing, kale-munching wimps crawl out of their overpriced apartments and start blabbering about “New Year Resolutions.” Lose weight! Exercise more! Read books! Quit smoking! Save money! Be kinder to Mother … READ MORE
There’s a bizarre scene that has New Englanders both terrified and oddly sympathetic. The legendary Godzilla has been immobilized by one of the worst blizzards to slam Massachusetts in decades. The 400-foot-tall atomic reptile, last seen rampaging through Tokyo, reportedly surfaced off Cape Cod last week. He was drawn by reports of “really big seafood.” … READ MORE
Oh, St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, and with it the love for all things Irish. Green beer, shepherd’s pie, Lucky Charms, four-leaf clovers, Leprechaun , and wishes! But if you’re one of those people who think that you’re going to go out there and just nab one of these Leprechauns and all of your … READ MORE