Lehman CEO Admits That He Forgot How To Count!

NEW YORK – Yesterday at the NYSE, the CEO of Lehman Brothers, Richard S. Fuld, Jr., admitted that he forgot how to count.

“Frankly, Bagel Fridays made it very difficult to concentrate on work. I mean, did you ever see the selection we had? Cinnamon raisin, sundried tomato, even pumpkin…
“Last week I went to grab a bunch for a breakfast meeting, and realized I couldn’t count how many to pick up. I ended up with three dozen for a group of five.
“It was probably at that moment that I knew it was all over…”

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