BUY YOUR OWN UFO!

NEW YORK –  The world is in crisis.  Now is the time to head for another planet.  Buy a UFO and go!
With the US market on the brink, Weekly World News has decided to enter into a new business line, the manufacture and sale of spaceships. this is not a joke.

It’s only a matter of time before the entire world economy collapses.  Climate change may destroy our planet AND… aliens have begun a mass invasion.   What can you do?
Buy a spaceship and get outta here!
Browse WWN website store for the right spaceship for you:
There’s no reason to panic.  There are other planets where the economy is good, there are plenty of jobs and… the grass is greener.
No need to worry anymore.  No need to panic about finances or incompetent leaders and government.   It’s time to live… on another planet!
Prices range from $3 to 15 million.  President Obama has made it easy to purchase a spaceship.  You can put it on a special U.S. Government Credit Card.   Essentially, you will be paid to leave Earth.
Buy one and… go!

23 thoughts on “BUY YOUR OWN UFO!”

  1. If this were true I would do it. I'd buy a UFO, get an alien costume and fly around remote wilderness areas until I found some poor souls just trying to commune with nature and land next to them, get out and make insect sounds or something, then get back in and zip away before they could get near me. Then I would hover around UFO hotspots like area 51 and give the government something to deny for the next millennium or so. Once done with that I don't think I could really leave earth without goading the military into supersonic jet chase. Then I would leave earth and take a nice long intergalactic cruise. I hear the Pleiades are nice this time of year.
    I've always loved your paper and read it faithfully for many years. It is without a doubt the best newspaper on earth and I hear 3rd in the rest of the universe. Contact me if you ever need an adventurous reporter or anything. Eternally in your service, Captain Jack swag, Commander of the ROR

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  2. hi
    i want to finally reveal that i have been an alien abductee, much the same as you read about.
    i was driving home from my son's high school graduation when i saw an alien ship land on an old football field, it's where the boys practice, to save the turf for the season.
    i turned down a side road and encountered a lot of wind and dust, with large flames hovering over an old town garage, then it was gone.
    do you think i saw something?
    my wife said i took over 35 minutes to make a 5 minute drive home.
    i don't remember a damn thing, is there something wrong with me?
    thanks, don't laugh, i am seriously confused about all of it.
    T

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  3. It may get to be a very comlex world concerning regulations in UFO matters – Dangerous things can go on in the wrong hands!

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  4. lol this is so funny, buy a spaceship and go… c'mon, only really retarded person beleaves it. We dont yet have any kind of tech that could allow us build that kind of spaceships. Otherwise there would be no need for rockets to fly to ISS or w.e…

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    • you are so 2046 … yrls old in the past TheDestiny , you are so young …please …stay home and die

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