U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY

WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
The U.S. armed forces are looking to increase the number of available ground troops in order to prepare for an invasion of Libya. And with the U.S. being overextended in several countries due to its current war efforts, the U.S. Army has now decided to allow Americans as young as 10 years of age to enlist.
The decision came shortly after the U.S. Army announcement that a young boy from Louisiana would be an honorary member. Upon seeing the motivation and excitement from the recent young recruit, General George W. Casey Jr. got the idea to make the radical decision allowing children to enlist.
“The situation in Libya is just getting out of control and we can no longer sit idly by,” explained General Casey, “We need to get troops on the ground there ASAP, but with most all of our troops still in Afghanistan and Iraq, we see no other choice but to lower the enrollment age.”
Several parents groups are up in arms over the announcement that the U.S. military is now actively trying to enlist minors into the armed services.
“It’s bad enough that they have Army recruitment facilities in malls throughout the U.S. These facilities have been nothing more than an arcade that allows kids to play video games for free. But now adding the element of attempting to coerce children into enlisting, that is just unconscionable!” said Shelly Silverman president of the newly formed organization Mothers Against Recruiting Teens and Youngster Recruitment.

However, not everyone sees this as a bad thing though.
“Most of the kids in America need a swift kick in the pants anyway. They all think that they know what war is all about because they play Call of Duty and Metal of Honor on their Xboxs and PS3s, but they don’t know crap about war,” said Bill Meriwether, a decorated war vet, “Have any of these 10 year olds video jockeys held a man in their arms as he bleeds to death from shrapnel being logged in his genitals? I doubt it. I say let ‘em get their hands dirty and see what it’s all about.”
Currently, minors may only enlist on a volunteer basis but do not require parental consent. No word if the draft will be reinstated. It is still up for debate. But based on the overwhelming need for troops and the recent decision to enlist youngsters, it will only be a matter of months before everyone from 10 to 55 will be drafted for the impending war with Libya.

6 thoughts on “U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY”

  1. I think its only fair! Other nations have kids killing, why not the states? Send a 10 year old to kill a ten year old. But this story is too funny to be true. If it where the case of the U.S. government going this far I'm moving to the mountains to make moonshine.

  2. wow really the us is overextenede what a retar we have a 1.6 million mam military we don't even have 300'000 troops over there we are far from over extended

  3. Ok, first of all, the boy has a rare form of cancer in which muscular tumors attach themselves to bones. He and his family were told he only had a few weeks to live and he only asked to meet a few soldiers. 40 showed up to meet with him on his birthday and drove him and a friend around in a humvee and gave them stuff with the army logo. They inducted him as an honorary member. Also, the mayor of his city gave him a key to the city and made him Honorary Mayor of the Day. At least the kid got a few good experiences out of life before he passed away… Be careful of what you write Pierce Blodyn, especially when its not true. Its not nice. I doubt many of us in the Army would want litttle kids risking their lives like that. : ( The youngest to be able to truly enlist is 17, with parent consent, or if they give you one of the rare age waivers…

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