ED ANGER: AL GORE THINKS THE WEATHER IS HITLER!

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I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting! Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again.
He gave a speech at some fancy British college, and told the kids that fighting global warming was like fighting Hitler.
Well, global warming and World War II both had something to do with “gas”, but other than that, I don’t get it. I didn’t drop out of divinity school like Al Gore did, and I didn’t invent the internet or get a hoity toity Nobel Prize, so can somebody explain his speech to me?
If the sun is Hitler, does that make the moon Mussolini? Are polar bears the Poles? Are cow farts the Kamikaze? OK, Japan was the Land of the Rising Sun but this is ridiculous!
Reading his speech, it’s pretty clear Al Gore thinks he’s the Winston Churchill in all this. Well, he’s fat enough, but that’s about it. I can’t believe Al would think much of Churchill’s famous cigars – don’t they cause pollution? Not as much as Gore’s Lear jet and two SUVs, I’ll bet.
So, is Gore planning on ending global warming by nuking the sun? Twice?
Besides, it was Hitler who started the first anti-smoking campaign. You’d think Al would like him for that!
The trouble with Al Gore’s speech is that nobody’s ever died of global warming, World War II wasn’t a scam FDR cooked up to make money (although I wouldn’t put it past the S.O.B…) and the sun hasn’t bombed Pearl Harbor.
Plus nobody has to hide their Cadillacs and those old-fashioned light bulbs in their attics. Well, not yet, anyhow…

I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting!

Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again.

He gave a speech at some fancy British college, and told the kids that fighting global warming was like fighting Hitler.

Well, global warming and World War II both had something to do with “gas”, but other than that, I don’t get it. I didn’t drop out of divinity school like Al Gore did, and I didn’t invent the internet or get a hoity toity Nobel Prize, so can somebody explain his speech to me?

If the sun is Hitler, does that make the moon Mussolini? Are polar bears the Poles? Are cow farts the Kamikaze? OK, Japan was the Land of the Rising Sun but this is ridiculous!

Reading his speech, it’s pretty clear Al Gore thinks he’s the Winston Churchill in all this. Well, he’s fat enough, but that’s about it. I can’t believe Al would think much of Churchill’s famous cigars – don’t they cause pollution? Not as much as Gore’s Lear jet and two SUVs, I’ll bet.

So, is Gore planning on ending global warming by nuking the sun? Twice?

Besides, it was Hitler who started the first anti-smoking campaign.

You’d think Al would like him for that!

The trouble with Al Gore’s speech is that nobody’s ever died of global warming, World War II wasn’t a scam FDR cooked up to make money (although I wouldn’t put it past the S.O.B…) and the sun hasn’t bombed Pearl Harbor.

Plus nobody has to hide their Cadillacs and those old-fashioned light bulbs in their attics. Well, not yet, anyhow…

7 thoughts on “ED ANGER: AL GORE THINKS THE WEATHER IS HITLER!”

  1. Clearly nuking the sun is a silly idea. A better idea would be to mount a huge thermometer on the sun. That way when it is too hot (perhaps it can be tied into the national security grid: you know, condition orange-red would correlate to something like 'too hot' etc.) we can turn down the the temperature of the sun. If global cooling becomes an issue again then we could simply turn the heat up a little. When we find the ideal temperature, you know, like the three bears, then we can leave it at 72 degrees thereby conserving energy. Easy, right?

  2. Friggin George is a genius! Someone needs to forward this to the powers that be, heading up the global warming initiative and inform them that George has single handedly solved the dilemma and should be cheap at somewhere between 5 or 800 trillion-billion-kazillion dollars!

  3. I agree with Mr. Anger. Comparing global warming to Hitler is just ludicrous. Everyone knows Hitler was a conservationist. He made the VW Bug the national car and they get great gas mileage. People in England used to turn their lights out if they thought Hitler was coming, thereby saving considerable energy. Hitler also started the recycling craze. I won't get into all the things he recycled but let's just say he didn't waste a lot. Al Gore would be a lot more successful if he used Hitler's likeness in a national education campaign to go green.

  4. Ed – you know you are using bat boy as contraband from an Italian who wrote a story. Stop it today and you know what the consequences have been and will be.

  5. No one can explain it to you Ed, no one. I don't even think Al Gore could repeat his speech, much less explain it. I do believe that man's mouth runs much, MUCH faster than his brain can ever think. If you ran him as a candidate on a U.S. Presidential campaign of Palin / Gore (I know they're R & D LOL…sort of like research & development…ha ha …that's SO far beyond them…tee hee…guffaw!) we could call it the Idiot Ticket and it would fit perfectly in our society since most of us blindly follow anything the media (on the idiot box) says. Otherwise how the H would Bama-man have become our leader? How else could Bush have gotten away with TWO stolen elections? Again…I will NEVER be happy since the 2 true did not get their due. *sigh* maybe someday we'll get back to sanity?

  6. "that man's mouth runs much, MUCH faster than his brain can ever think." Well, duh! That's because he doesn't HAVE a brain lol!

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