ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD BE GROUNDED!

I’m madder than a lactose intolerant milkmaid!
So while kids in Eye-ran were getting shot and beat up protesting that fake election, what was the Communist-in-Chief doing?
Was he writing an amazing speech that would inspire the Eye-ranians, like “tear down this wall”? Maybe he was in all-day meetings figuring out to do when the wrong guy wins over there and shuts off our oil.
Nope. The Teleprompter Kid went for ice cream with his kids – and making sure we all knew about it by bringing reporters along! On the campaign trail, Obama wanted to be left alone to eat his waffles – but I guess that was different.
So while other people’s kids are getting killed in Eye-ran, Obama’s DOG is getting a Frozen Puppy Pop! If the Teleprompter Kid cares so much about what the rest of the world things of America, maybe letting it get out that we make special ice creams for our pets isn’t the smartest idea.
What’s worse is that Obama let some guy skateboard down the halls of the White House!
Back in my day, if you’d seen a forty year old man wearing running shoes and riding a skateboard all day, he would’ve been the retard fella who lived with his grandma and swept up the hair at the barbershop — not a damn millionaire!
At least back then, our juvenile delinquents were juvenile – not going on fifty!
What next? Ed Hardy drawing tattoos on the Lincoln Memorial? A basketball hoop on the Washington Monument?
They’re always telling us the White House belongs to all Americans.
Well, here’s my message to Tony Hawk: get off my damn lawn!