WWE star Hornswoggle will be leading the Fighting Irish today as they take on the Demon Deacons.
Hornswoggle has never been a college football fan – it’s too tame a sport for him. But recently, he keeps getting associated with Notre Dame’s leprechaun and he’s looked into the team. “They stink. They need some nasty in them,” said the Little Bastard.
Hornswoggle will travel down to Wake Forest to watch the Fighting Irish take on the Demon Deacons. He will be screaming at the team from the sidelines but Head Coach, Brian Kelly, has not ruled out putting Hornswoggle into the game.
“We need a player like that. We need a guy who’s not afraid to hit people, who’s not afraid to sacrifice his body. I wish I had 22 Hornswoggles. THAT would be my ideal team.”
This is the type of play Kelly admires:
Hornswoggle, aka the Sexiest Midget in the World, has also caused quite a stir among the female Demon Deacons. “We got a bevy deaconettes that want to see Hornswoggles moves up close and personal. Wake Forest has already advised all female students to be prepared to “swoon” when they see him step on the football field. There will be emergency technicians ready to tend to all fallen co-eds.
But, back on the field. Hornswoggle likes Manti T’e0, the Irish middle linebacker, out of Hawaii. Hornswoggle thinks T’eo knows how to hit.. but the rest of the team, he’ s not so impressed. “He wants to beat the cornbeef out of them.”
Hornswoggle would like to see a clean game between the Irish and the Demon Deacons – as long as the Irish pound the Deacons into the ground. “If they don’t do it, he will.”
THAT you can bank on… Go Irish, Go Hornswoggle!
2 thoughts on “HORNSWOGGLE TO LEAD FIGHTING IRISH!”
Fear the Turtle this year is like practice to Terps they have not won much because competition is soooo great well they will frighten teams as gain Senior status one year soon and win another Bowl like in 2011 we won the military Bowl with a hansome dominating score .I like HORNSWOGGLE I just found a Ravens NFL Coach Cheerleading Facebook guy and a Hooters Calender 2012 pic turn those clocks back 1 hour Nov 6 2011 at 2 am set to 1 am .Terps vs Notre Dame next strong attempt by Terps tickets for sale .Pro WWE Wrestler HORNSWOGGLE is a funny individual I saw two shows Hulk Hogan had of MCW Micro Championship Wrestling I still think I could toss those Midgets further than the champ .MINI CLIP POOLMULTIPLAYER 8 BALL online game the guy boxed 89,000 points in Quick Fire Pool he is first he must have played I challenged him obvious crash my scores were over 3000 shot into 3rd set queed pool balls in less than 6 minutes thats respect ! Vampire Wars game level 111 on Facebook in less than 10 months .
I’m not up on all the terms people use but in the middle picture it sure looks like Hornswoggle is trying to toss that other wrestlers salad. Nice that the WWE is now GLBT friendly!!!!