AUSTRALIA – Darryl Hannah continues her worldwide effort to Save the Mermaids.
Actress and environmentalist Daryl Hannah, whose plastic surgeon has been doing an excellent job for the 49-year-old, appearing at Oceanographic Convention in a remote area of northern Australia. The ‘Kill Bill’ star is Down Under to spread the word about her effort to save the mermaids, which she has repeatedly stated are “our earths’ greatest gift to man.”
In an opening speech that was open to the public in Queensland, Hannah said, “Mermaids are an endangered species.  If we do not stop the cruel behavior toward them, we may never see another one again.”
Several skeptical reporters pointed out to Hannah that mermaids were “mythical creatures that don’t exist.”  A disgusted Hanna brushed off their comments with, “Have you seen Santa Claus? The Easter Bunny? Right, well, if you haven’t seen them that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.  If a tree falls in the woods, you know?”  Hannah estimates that are over two thousand mermaids living in the world’s oceans.
Reporters kept questioning Hannah, urging her to show proof there are any mermaids in the world.  “That’s the exact problem. What is killing mermaids is the fact that people don’t believe in them?  If you believe in them then you will see them, if you don’t believe in them then they will become extinct, disappear.  I don’t want that!”
Hannah became sympathetic to the plight of the mermaid when played a mermaid in the movie Splash, staring Tom Hanks, in 1984.  “There were several mermaids, hired by the producers, who served as consultants on the film. I got very close to them and want to help them any way I can.”

Tom Hanks had this to say about the Save the Mermaids campaign.  “Darryl’s nuts.  There’s a reason she hasn’t done  many films lately.  She’s completely off her rocker.  There are not now, nor have there ever been any mermaids.”  When told what Hanks said, Hannah remarked, “Tom has a small penis.  I’m just saying…”
Daryl Hannah is going to Thailand to continue her Save the Mermaids tour.  Rumors that she is sleeping with Al Gore are completely false.  “Al Gore has helped me a lot.  He believes in mermaids. He’s a mermaid lover.”
Without Darryl and Al – the world would be in big trouble.
Darryl will be updating her ECO-VIDEO BLOG with her Save the Mermaid campaign soon.

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  1. This explains the rash of 11 – 14-year-old girls named Madison (and their parents). Let's put them all out to sea with Darryl and see how they fare.

  2. Superb blog! Do you have any recommendations for aspiring writers? I'm hoping to start my own site soon but I'm a little lost on everything. Would you propose starting with a free platform like WordPress or go for a paid option? There are so many options out there that I'm completely confused .. Any suggestions? Kudos!

  3. If u don't believe in mermaids, u are zuuuuuuper ignorant!!!!!!juzt like alwayz the human man izalwayz tryin 2 take credit for being the only dominant zpeciez, it zuckz that we can't co exizt n accept thattherez many unexplored zpecies out there in the water.


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