GERMANY –  A giant sinkhole under a residential street opened up on Monday in central Germany.  

The landslide happened in Schmalkalden, in central Germany on Monday November 1st.   Residents were evacuated from 23 buildings.  Nobody was injured.  But now there’s a gigantic sinkhole in the middle of the neighborhood.

The cause of the landslide is yet unclear.   But German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, told reporters today that she thinks it was caused by Gypsies that had been roaming around in the area over the weekend.

An aerial view shows a giant landslide under a street taking a car with it and leaving another car hanging over the edge.  Inside the car, there were seven clowns and a two jugglers.   German authorities think that local Gypsies thought that the circus performers were taking away some of their “business.”

The crater measures  30 by 40 meters, which is the exact measurements of a typical Gypsy compound.   Recently, Merkel had announced to German citizens that “multiculturalism” had failed and was urging all Germans to unite in a love for Germany.

But the Roma Gypsies do not want to embrace German culture.   They want to live in Germany and keep their traditions and cultures.  “Why should we act like Germans, we don’t like Germans… unless they give us money, then we like them very much.”

Authorities are worried that other sinkholes may open up in other parts Schmalkalden.  “Sometimes after a big sinkhole like this opens up, there are many other baby sinkholes that occur in the days and weeks to follow.   We don’t want a sinkhole epidemic to start, so we are evacuating all the citizens of the town.”

Wow.  That’s a big German hole.

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38 thoughts on “GERMAN SINKHOLE”

  1. Gypsies? How the hell could a group of people cause a sink hole?
    Looks like Merkel wants to follow Sarkozy's ouster of Roma Gypsies.
    Hey Merkel, Erosion or techtonic plate movement causes sink holes not carnies.
    Germany, you are in trouble, Merkel is an idiot.

  2. Wow, I'm from the States and think that blaming gypsies for this is ludicrous…Seriously, if you think a man/woman can create such a sinkhole then you probably think that Hitler never happened…Get real!

  3. Could this a result of the underground giant atom collide being used underground somewhere off France? …. There were lot of opposition from what I could remember using this experimentation machine which could eventually could caused such a scenario…… anyone heard about this??

    • Interesting thought – not a geologist nor a physicist to express any opinion but the question is sound in my opinion. If anyone knows more I'd love to read.

  4. The US is in a lot of trouble if you have idiots like the 4 above believe that gypsies did it then cry out against Merkel .. seriously, bunch of tea (bag) party idiots

  5. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ개씨발 다죽어라 그냥 ㅋㅋ 노래방운영하는데 아주주말마다 기어나와서 쳐노는새끼들보면 답없더라 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그냥 다죽어버려 씨1발 ㅋㅋ아니면 전쟁나던 가 ㅋㅋ

    꼴통 보슬아치들 전쟁나면 남자들한테 기댈생각하지마라 더런년들아 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  6. 과학적으로 확인 됩니다 위 사진은 싱크홀이라고 하는 것이구요.
    석회암 지역에서 생기는 함몰 형상이네요.
    지반을 잘 조사하지 않고 건물을 세우면 저런 현상이 발생합니다.

  7. 미친우리나라 병신들왜이렇게많아 니들이이러고도 욕을안먹냐? ㅋㅋ 병신들

    우리나라는 개쓰레기임 ㅋㅋ 일본만세

  8. 빨갱이 새끼들 몽조리 총살시켜버려야한다. 아니 총알이 아까우니 개스실로 고고싱. 아니 개스도 아까우니 목매달아버려.

  9. 하여간 오프에서 만나면 개상찌질이인것들이
    온라인에서 튀어본다고 한국망신은 제대로 시키는구나.

    외국인들이 한국을 생각할때
    한국의 국민이 너희같은 무뇌들이랑 동급으로 취급받는게 아주 소름끼치게 싫단말이다.

    여하튼 좆초딩들한텐 컴퓨터를 쥐어주면 안돼.

  10. 무섭습니다.

    정말 영화 재난에 나오는 것처럼 실제로

    이런일들이 일어나다니..

    지구도 정말 사랑해주어야합니다.

    인명피해도 줄여야하고 ..

    나무도 많이 심고 튼튼하게 건물을지어야합니다.

    관계자윗분들이 돈 먹으려고 약한 자재물로

    하수구 공사 이런것도 문제가됩니다

    제발 투명하게 해주십쇼.

    돈보다 중요한게 사람의 목숨입니다.

    한번사는인생 우리정말 뿌듯하게 살다가길바랍니다,.

  11. Current european news obviously doesn't reach the ears of the americans who actually reside here. Gypsies underground!!!! – can't believe that someone would think this article sincere. It's vulgar and far from pc but sincere it is not. "Underground" – a film – croatian director … check it out.

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