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THE ZOMBIE WEDDING!

July 21, 2021 by Frank Lake

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags zombie apocalypse, zombies

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE

May 2, 2021April 10, 2021 by Foxington Delaware

DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines, Mutants Tags zombies

ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK!

September 22, 2020 by Tammy Pescatelli

“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become a political statement to some. The world is exposing “Karens” who shun the idea. But … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags masks, zombies

ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS!

October 31, 2019 by Tap Vann

Gourmet Fench restaurants in New Orleans and Houston are knocking the competition dead – because all their waiters are zombies! Decked out in elegant waiter attire, the eerily listless creatures … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags new orleans, zombies

REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES!

June 15, 2021October 23, 2019 by Frank Lake

HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they are fighting back! Real Zombies … READ MORE

Categories Mutants, Paranormal Tags zombies

TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

October 6, 2019October 3, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags alligators, donald trump, flying monkeys, mexican border, topstories, trump, zombies

ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!

September 12, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.

Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, Presidential race, zombie apocalypse, zombie attack, zombies

ZOMBIE BULLETS

June 8, 2012 by Frank Lake

After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cannibals, cdc, center for disease control, night of the living dead, zombie apocalypse, zombies

ZOMBIES VS. CANNIBALS

June 4, 2012 by Frank Lake

Zombies have declared war on cannibals – and things are eating up!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cannibals, zombie apocalypse, zombies

ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE

March 7, 2021May 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.

Categories Mutants, Politics Tags Bain Capital, Brain Capital, mitt romney, vampire, vampires, zombies
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