CUT-N-SHOOT, TX – Texas man kills world’s largest pig – 1,800 pounds!
Chas Collins of Cut-N-Shoot Texas killed this XXXL pig last week – and he did it with his own bare hands!
The pig was killed in the town of Cut-N-Shoot, TX. Down there they call these kind of hogs – Piney Wood Rooters.
Chas Collins saw the massive pig running across his farm. “He went outside and told me he was going to take on the pig with his bare hands. I thought he was crazy and I told him so. I didn’t mince no words neither,” said Maura Kehoe, David’s astrobiologist wife.
Collins snuck up behind the hog. “I just kind of creeped up on him, then when he turned around I belted him in the eyeball. Hit him as hard as I could. Then he started squealing. I kicked him in the head and punched him in the other eye. He started running, and I started chasing him.”
Collins did cheat a bit – after the hog fought back (taking a chunk out of his leg), Collins pulled out a knife and stabbed the hog repeatedly. “Must have been over three hundred stabs. I got a real workout,” said Collins.
Over 1,800 lb. the pig is the largest ever killed in Texas – killed anywhere. Kevin Kehoe of “Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue” of Miami, FL has negotiated to purchase the hog for their restaurant. Mr. Kehoe and Maura Kehoe are brother and sister from a family of 27 children… and 1 more on the way, from Bumfork, West Virginia.
So now what?
“We gonna have the world’s biggest pig roast – and it’s gonna last a month,” said Kevin Kehoe.
Meanwhile, there’s a big herd of hogs gathering at the edge of Collins’ property. Yeah, there might be a roast, but it’s not sure yet who the roast-ee will be.
Hogs never forget…
To bad he will not be around fo get his tax break (loan from China). Was he a banker or on wall Street?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! KILLING A PIG! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
NFL Plans Stadium Sized Football with skin from record Hog
I know Chas Collins and he aren't man enough to have taken down this here hog. If you askin me, I know for sure it were Maura who slayed that beast and Chas pestered her into lettin him take all the credits
They better get plenty of bullets if there is a group of angry hogs gathering on the edge of Collins property.
What time is breakfast?
Sounds like a typical "Redneck" BS story to me, or simply a bunch of Texans "spinning a cowboy yarn…." hahaha !!!
well i think its better seeing that monster alive…
They do grow them big in Texas, don't they?
Yeah, save the skin for football! Save the hair to make toothbrushes lol
You can definitely bank on that aside from roasting it… Maybe you can earn enough to enroll into a new debit card savings account? LOL
@nix cherup LOL
Unbelievable!!! That is one huge hog, we could feed a town for a week with that one 🙂 all the best!
Wow, check the size of that one out 🙂