THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it to mankind’s flooding the environment with fluorocarbons, while non-scientists blame it on a natural cycle. But astronomers recently discovered the REAL reason – teenage space … READ MORE
NASA has released a photo taken by its Curiosity rover that shows a mysterious unexplained Christmas Tree on Mars. The rover’s “navcam” (which acts as an eye) transmitted the raw black-and-white image back to Earth on December 23rd, 2019. Upon examing the photo, it’s quite easy to see the wrapped gifts underneath the tree. The decorations … READ MORE
NO VOTE FOR ME?! The right to vote is widely considered the most essential for a democracy to survive. Tens of thousandsof people in the past have risked their lives to attain this right. Today there is a battle brewing in somestates over how and when citizens can cast their ballots. But citizens in Last … READ MORE
He looks 500 years younger! Old Saint Nick was working out all summer long! Now he looks like a fitness model. It turns out he had an extra Peloton bike laying around from last year’s Christmas inventory. So he whimsically started riding it last January. “He hopped on one day while he was binge-watching Bridgerton. … READ MORE
A death row inmate scheduled for execution in Tumbleweed, Wyoming, had his sentence commuted to life imprisonment. All because of his last name! Judge Horace Parks spared the inmate, Ed Species, because he agreed with Species’ lawyer that killing him violated the federal Endangered Species Act. “It’s pretty clear that a death sentence for Mr. … READ MORE
GOOTANS TURN SOLDIERS INTO STONE! WASHINGTON — Russians shot down a low-flying UFO in Siberia. But the aliens on board – Gootans – got their revenge by turning 23 Russian soldiers to stone. That’s the word from CIA sources who have access to dozens of Soviet spy communications. The United States intelligence community learned this … READ MORE
It’s common for car owners to have a hard time emotionally letting go of their vehicles. But a St. Louis Missouri man’s self-driving car has flipped the script – it keeps driving itself back to its original owner’s house! Ed Selnick owned his Tezlo (not to be confused with Tesla) Reliance for almost three years … READ MORE
Weekly World News NFT Collection launches on OpenSea on Monday, Nov. 29th, 2021 at High Noon ET New York, NY, United States – November 23, 2021 – Weekly World News, the iconic tabloid brand and Bat Boy chronicler, announces that its first Weekly World News NFT collection, “Is Time Dead?” will launch in OpenSea.io online, no-reserve … READ MORE
YOU CAN SUNBATHE AT 20 DEGREES BELOW ZERO! Swedish scientists have developed an astonishing new pill that renders the human body immune to cold weather, a leading Swiss chemist reports. In a letter to the journal Biology, Dr. Thurleman A. Erben said the Swedes developed the drug to help their armies fight more efficiently in … READ MORE
A New Mexico surgeon going through a nasty divorce decided he needed the best lawyer he could find – so he’s hired the wife he’s divorcing! “In fifteen years of marriage, I never won an argument,” said Harvey Stiles, referring to Sheila Watson, his lawyer/wife. “I thought ‘Well, that’s exactly what I want in a … READ MORE