BLACK EYED PEAS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

DALLAS, TX – A Weekly World News Exclusive Super Bowl Update!
Another ‘wardrobe malfunction’ occurred during this year’s Super Bowl halftime show!
The incident in question took place during the Black Eyed Peas’ halftime performance of their song “I Gotta Feeling.” In the middle of the song, band member Taboo squatted down and pointed out into the crowd. According to eyewitness accounts, as Taboo crouched into his unassuming stance and reached the lyrics “tonight’s gonna be a good night,” his pants came apart at the seams, revealing his diminutive genitalia, partially covered by a bedazzled piece of jewelry.
The incident went largely unnoticed by fans in the stadium and network cameras, likely due to the fact that Taboo’s genitals were too small to be seen by the naked eye.
But closer analysis of the video footage does indeed confirm that a “wardrobe malfunction” took place. Weekly World News photographer Boy Mack was on hand to snag a photo of the microscopic mishap.
Take a look for yourself:

So far FOX officials have yet to comment on the controversial incident. But if this year’s wardrobe malfunction follows in the footsteps of Janet Jackson’s nipple slip during the 2004 Super Bowl, then the FOX Broadcasting Company is looking at fines upwards of $550,000 from the FCC.

6 thoughts on “BLACK EYED PEAS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!”

  1. Did no one notice the zebra in the background? It took trillions of US dollars smuggled to an underground African research facility that promised it would only need 2-3 billion American dollars to perfect a process by which they could transmogrify animals into humans. After nearly two decades they have finally succeeded. After finding this to be a completely useless scientific break through since most people didn't even notice the zebra. (Apparently even fewer spotted the zebra than those that noticed Taboo's taboo, jewel encrusted family jewels…) The Billionair's African Research Facility (BARF) promises that with enough funding they will eventually be able to find a use for it by studying the process they will be able to reverse it and should be able to start turning people into animals. Congress has already put into action a $300 Billion Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) to cover the first year of research with an additional $700 Billion that they will disguise as a another Emergency Economic Stabilization Act aka Bailout Program if that doesn't cover the first year's research costs. All this is planned in the hopes of turning our American soldiers into giant wolves much the same as the ones int the Twilight Saga. This was cinched after it was discovered that Volterra, Italy has actually discovered not a venom but a virus that creates vampires. There was a Congressional Emergency meeting was called Sunday, Feb. 6. 2011 at 4 PM which set records as they met argued and voted as the final vote was cast it was determined they finished an hour and a half before kickoff…

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