MIRACLE TEA!

Years of painstaking research have produced a miraculous new herbal tea that cures everything from colds and allergies to heartache, high blood pressure, and even stupidity.  The best part is that you can make this amazing drink with ingredients from your local supermarket!

Family physician, Dr. D.C. Jarman, made this astounding discovery. He spent more than 25 years in the backwoods of his native Vermont studying the ancient art of folk medicine.

The country doctor’s book, Fun With Folk Medicine, gives his easy recipe for a miracle drink that will cure literally hundreds of ailments.

HOW IT WORKS

Dr. Jarman tells Weekly World News: “Put two teaspoonfuls of honey and two teaspoonfuls of apple cider vinegar in a glass or cup or regular or decaffeinated tea. Drink one or more times a day, as needed. The blend is not only healthy, but it also tastes delicious.”

It’s that simple!

It also cures:

  • Impotence
  • Obesity
  • High blood pressure
  • Deafness
  • The Shingles
  • Acne &
  • Hemorrhoids!

You can get the tea, honey and apple cider vinegar in any grocery store, or Whole Foods. Because the ingredients are inexpensive, and the doses are small, the brew is cheap.

MEDICAL WARNING: MIRACLE TEA IS NOT A SUBSTITUTION FOR MEDICATION. CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE USING.

Here are just a few of the complaints Dr. Jarman found the miracle tea will cure:

Impotence:  Men who have been totally impotent for years have regained full sexual vigor after drinking one glass of the miracle tea at each meal for a period of two months.

Migraines:  To relieve bad head pain, place the tea in a pot on the stove and bring to a slow boil. Then you remove from heat and slowly sniff steam. You keep on sniffing until your headache is gone.

Heart trouble:  Dr. Jarman believes a glass of his miracle tea in the morning and another glass at night is the best tonic for heart disease.

Baldness:  A single cup or glass of miracle tea daily ends hair loss and stimulates the growth of new hair, as well as clearing up itching and dryness of the scalp, giving the skin a healthy, youthful glow.

Muscle tension:  Massage tea without the honey directly into aching muscles. Bunions respond to the same treatment.

Cold hands and feet:  Miracle tea increases blood circulation, combating chronic coldness in the hands and feet and preventing feet from falling asleep.

HERE ARE SOME MORE AILMENTS THAT CAN BE CURED!

Brittle bones and nails:  Miracle tea provides a healthy dose of calcium. Studies show that blood-calcium content will rise immediately and remain high for 24 hours after the patient drinks a single glass of the tea – creating strong bones and nails.

Obesity:  Dr. Jarman has found that sipping two teaspoonfuls of the miracle tea at each meal can produce a weight loss of up to 10 pounds a month.

Varicose veins: To shrink varicose veins, apply tea – without the honey – to the veins morning and night.

Gluten allergies: Dr. Jarman says that if you want to eat gluten, eat gluten!  Just make sure you drink two cups of miracle tea. If you add two spoonfuls of honey and a dash of salt you will be guzzling gluten!

Memory loss:  Three glasses of miracle tea daily can increase your brainpower and dramatically sharpen your memory.  Just put a note on your refrigerator to remind you to drink the tea.

Hemorrhoids:  A single glass of miracle tea in the morning will cure the pain of hemorrhoids. And it will happen in a week. You can speed up the healing process by splashing some tea directly on your hemorrhoids.

These are just a few of the hundreds of ills that miracle tea can cure, Dr. Jarman says.

So go out, have some miracle tea!

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