PHILADELPHIA, PA – Once again, the Chaos Cloud has shifted its sights and has settled over the City of Brotherly Love.
First Ohio, then Indiana, and now Pennsylvania. The path has not been straight, which is causing much speculation on its intentions.
Nancy Burke, CNN’s Political Weather Analyst, said on air this morning, “This cloud definitely has some kind of agenda. I’m not saying it’s liberal or conservative, nothing like that. The weather has been fairly non-partisan throughout recorded history.”
When asked by Heidi Collins, CNN Newsroom anchor, what may come next, Nancy replied, “It left Toledo and Indianapolis unharmed, so Philly should be okay for now. But did you know the Cloud is made of dust particles from space? How can we predict how something so… unearthly will act?”
Nancy and Heidi stared ominously at the camera for a few seconds, before Nancy went on to report about a chimp that can ride a Segway.
Keep checking Weekly World News for more Chaos Cloud updates!