NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”
Snooki, the pint-sized star of Jersey Shore got engaged to her equally pint-sized boyfriend, Jionni LaValle (he’s 5 ft. 3 in.)
Jionni’s looking forward to marrying Nicole “Snooki”  Polizzi.  “She’s a good girl,” he told WWN at the YRB magazine cover party for the “Jersey Shore.”
Jionni popped the question on their ten-month anniversary.  Snooki said Jionni was the perfect guid0 – “tanned with a big dick.”

If the two decide to have babies, LaValle said he wouldn’t allow them on a reality TV show but added, “She probably would.”
LaValle did things right.  He asked Polizzi’s dad for Snooki’s hand in marriage.  “My dad and boo bonded,” Polizzi.  “They really like each other.”

“Jionni is great. He is so quiet and isn’t trying to be in the spotlight,” says a friend, although because he’s different, “She wasn’t sure about him at first.”She kept asking her friends what they thought of him.
She was hesitant because he isn’t the typical gorilla.  “But he’s a really good guy.  And I want a good guy.  I deserve a good guy.  And one that will be good to my vagina.”
MTV is already planning a new reality series:  “Little Guidos.”

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