LOS ANGELES, CA – Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a homicide.
Dr. Conrad Murray could be facing criminal charges. According to a Los Angeles coroner’s finding, Michael Jackson’s death was conclusively caused by an overdose of Propofol administered by Dr. Murray. When first questioned Dr. Murray lied to the police about administering Propofol, which could result in criminal charges.
Los Angeles authorities are still trying to definitively determine Jackson’s cause of death, despite the fact that he may not be dead. There are several theories that the LAPD are following to explain his sudden death, and the mysterious disappearance of his body.
THEORY #1
Dr. Conrad Murray convinced Michael Jackson to join an elite club of aristocrats who meet regularly to play a game of life and death. Jackson drew the ace, the card of death, and Murray administered the Propofol to follow the rules of the game. Once deceased the group took Jackson’s body to conceal their activities.
THEORY #2
Following a crisis of faith, Michael Jackson convinced Dr. Murray to kill him, then recuscitate him minutes later. Dr. Murray failed to bring Michael back and in a panic called the police. The body was later lost due to clerical error.
THEORY #3
Michael Jackson was at the heart of intergalactic espionage. During a tour through the Sagittarion system, Michael was going to deliver secret documents to an ambassador of the Qwoak people. Sagittarion agents made an assassination attempt but were quickly dispatched by the physically superior Michael Jackson. When he went to Murray for treatment, the doctor mistook him for human and accidentally poisoned the singer. Now Murray is on the run with alien documents that could save or kill a planet. Upon his death Michael’s body was retrieved by delegates of his home planet, and now rests in a place of honor among the stars.
Doctor Murray was briefly taken in to custody by police, but is now on the run in a manhunt that is expected to last the better part of an afternoon. Michael Jackson was last seen ordering a snow-cone in South Dakota’s badlands.
I find this all very hard to believe except the bit about the snow cone.
Oh, like any of this is a big surprise.
I'm going to start a web site for Michael Jackson sightings.
We all know that Michael faked his death so he could live a normal life
Obviously, theory #3 is the one the police should be pursuing.
It is true that Murray gave MJ the drugs… but MJ was demanding them, and if Murray had not supplied it, then MJ would and could have gotten them elsewhere from his multitude of doctors. Also, MJ was known to be very ill for YEARS prior to this. The celebs who came forward to say MJ was healthy as a horse are lying or misconceived. MJ was repeatedly seen in wheelchairs or otherwise ill. What bothers me though, is this: why is MJ glamorized as a hero and role model, especially to black children? MJ never did anything heroic. And he was ashamed to be black and went through multiple surgeries to look white. Also concering Murray: where exactly is this man from and where did he get his medical license? That accent is foreign…
let us all pray for Michael Jackson….may He rest in peace together with the angels…
there is no angels, michael is being eaten by worms as we speak