JOHN MAYER AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S MEMORIAL

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LOS ANGELES, CA – John Mayer performed at Michael Jackson’s memorial last night.  Sources confirm that Mayer was never invited and instead snuck in.
Crowds were surprised at the Staples Center last night in Los Angeles when John Mayer took to the stage.  Up to that point the performers at Michael Jackson’s tribute memorial had been people close with the star.
Sources confirm that John Mayer snuck into the Staples Center to perform last night.  Security camera footage shows the 31-year-old crooner climbing fences and sneaking past guards to get in the building.  At one point he put a lone security guard in a sleeper hold, then stuffed him in a locker before moving closer to the stage.  Once in the backstage area, no one questioned Mayer’s presence.
Backstage Mayer attempted to fit in with the properly billed artists.  He tried to make small talk with Diana Ross, and other legends of Motown but was consistently shot down.  Quincy Jones tried to make the boy feel welcome before quickly losing his patience with him.  In the end Mayer spent most of his time standing in a corner with Corey Feldman, whose Michael Jackson outfit made many wonder if he had started doing drugs again.
At what was supposed to be an intermission John Mayer took to the stage. The audience wondered why the house lights had come up for his performance, and why he was not on the program.  Mayer’s performance was highly out of place between the various musical legends and tribute acts.  Both Bubbles the Chimp and LaToya Jackson had to be kept from flinging poo at the stage.  At the end of his song Mayer received polite applause from the bewildered crowd before he ran off stage and into the night.
No official criminal charges will be filed against John Mayer for trespassing at the Staples Center.  However Macauley Culkin has sworn a vendetta against John Mayer and is believed to be seeking vigilante justice.

33 thoughts on “JOHN MAYER AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S MEMORIAL”

  1. You should really be ashamed of yourself for making up such lies and putting down such a brilliant musician such as John Mayer!!! His performance was respectful and heartfelt….a class act! Maybe you could take a lesson or two from Mr. Mayer!!!…

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    • uh, hello! did you somehow miss the fact that this is the weekly world news? in-between listening to john mayer albums, you might want to hit up the dictionary and look up the word "satire", haha.

  2. its amazing…on EVERY single post that has to do with anything about Michael Jackson..everyone is so damn mean!!! wtf????? every single one!…LOL..whether its about Michael jackson himself or like in this case John Mayer??..what the hell is going on?…

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  3. Even I, a die hard Mayer fan, was not offended by this article. I took it as a spoof…a joke…nothing personal. I just hope JM does. John was asked by the Jackson family to perform at the services. Wise choice. They know quality when they hear it. Awesome! I love JM!

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  4. Even I, a die hard Mayer fan, don't take this seriously. It's a joke…I just hope John sees it that way. He's the one I'm concerned for. We all know John was asked to play by the Jackson family. What an incredible honor. I think he did them and our beloved Michael proud.

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  5. Even I, a die hard Mayer fan, am not offended by this article. I take it as a joke…not seriously. John was awesome AND INVITED by MJ's family to perform

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  6. It's a good thing celebrities don't actually read the stuff written about them. I agree this nonsense was totally unnecessary.

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  7. This is not the first time Mr. Mayer has shown erratic behavior. Jennifer Aniston finally dumped him after he started licking and innappropriately fondling the guests at her last birthday party.

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  8. Damn you to HELL you pathetic imbisel!!! You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to make one of the most INCREDIBLE guitarist's/singer's of all time, look bad, and stupidly failing 2 do so!!!
    Your mother should slap herself in the face for ever giving birth to you!!! I recommend that you find a gun and shoot yourself in the head for being so STUPID, and rudely disrespecting the King of Pop (Michael Jackson), in lying about this false action, which never occur at MJ's memorial service!!!
    You are INDEED a DISGRACE to the Human Society, and should be deported to Iraq (not to fight for our country) TO DIE WITHOUT A PURPOSE!!!

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  9. OMG! You peeps need to get a LIFE with a SENSE OF HUMOR attached. Even MJ himself would smile at this silly little article. Michael was brilliant and wove subtle humor into his performances, videos, etc.. And if you ever saw John Mayer in a skit with Dave Chappell, you know he has a sense of humor, too. It's just a light-hearted footnote after days of somber memorials. It's clever and well-written, but it's NOT SERIOUS, FOLKS. If you think this is mean-spirited, stay away from the Onion — it might make you cry.

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  10. JOHN just said on CNN he never met MJ so what did mayer have in common with the gloved one? ANYWAYS bottom line MJ had to face child molestation charges because of whack jobs like this writing and or reporting crap "WORD"

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  11. I just read another article that John Mayer and Magic Johnson were arrested after breaking into a KFC in Westwood, CA late at night after the manager told the pair they were closed for the evening. What the heck is going on!

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  12. Michael Jackson has gone to hell. All muslims and hypocrites will go to hell. Accept Jesus christ as your personal lord and saviour. Repent from your sinful lifestyle. Hell is real. Heaven is also real. Believe in your heart that Jesus christ died for your sins. Receive Jesus christ into your life today.

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  13. There is no salvation in religion. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. Islam is a false religion. Prophet muhammed is in hell. Michael Jackson is in hell. Get serious with God. Stop idolizing michael jackson. Let Jesus christ rule over your life. You are going to hell if you are not a true, genuinely born again christian. Do not pretend. Be genuinely born again.

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  14. Michael Jackson is in hell. All muslims will go to hell. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. Accept Jesus christ as your personal saviour and lord. Religion cannot save your soul. Jesus christ is the only saviour of the world.

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  15. Michael Jackson is in hell with prophet muhammed, the curse of God be upon him. All muslims will go to hell. Only Jesus christ can save your precious soul from hell.

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  16. Accept Jesus christ as your lord and personal saviour. Do not join michael jackson in hell. Hell is real. Surrender your life to Jesus christ. You are going to hell if you are not a genuinely born again christian. Islam is a false religion. All muslims will go to hell. There is no salvation in Islam. Salvation is a free gift of God by placing our faith in our lord and saviour Jesus christ .

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  17. Jesus christ is the saviour of the world. Repent from your sins. You are going to hell if you are not born again. Michael Jackson is in hell. Accept Jesus christ into your life as your lord and personal saviour.

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    • You are already in hell. Saying that about a human you have never even met before is disgusting and wrong. First of all, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Secondly, enough of the Jesus this lord that, don't speak for him because you have no idea what he would say. I have a guess he would think you are the one sinning, however. You're arrogant.

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