BRANDY GETS A NEW TATTOO

LOS ANGELES – BREAKING NEWS:  Brandy has a new tattoo!
The singer and “Dancing with the Stars” alum, Brandy, posted pictures on Twitter of her getting a tattoo done on her forearm earlier this week. Tattoo artist, Peter Koskela, laid down the ink for this peculiar design at the celeb’s requested.
“Getting a tat! Hurts like a Mutha!” she tweeted before posting a photo. “I love pork!”

Several followers of the singing sensation immediately tweeted questioning the reasoning for the bizarre tattoo.
“I am planning on doing an international tour and I figured that this would help me when I order pork in restaurants. I’m a big fan of the rump roast,” tweeted back Brandy,
“I used to just point to my own scrumptious behind to try to explain, but that never seemed to turn out well.”
Brandy continued to explain that fellow R&B diva Monica inspired her to get the swine body art.
“You know you were the one that got me into tats, Louis Vuitton and bacon!” Brandy tweeted.
Monica’s response, “Girl, I just had me some delicious baby back ribs at Chili’s, wishing you were here.”
Brandy’s new album and tour of the same name, “Get Your Pork On”, is planned to launch this summer.