Here’s the U.S. Department of Eduction’s list of words that are now forbidden in our nation’s classrooms.

No, they are not the seven forbidden words George Carlin always talked about.
The Department of Education is waging a war on words of  all sorts, and they also want the words removed from all standardized tests.”
“These words are harmful to students and to all individuals in American society,” a spokesperson for the Department of Education reportedly said.
Fearing that certain words and topics brainwash students and make them feel “uncomfortable”,  education officials are demanding that over 50 words be removed from classrooms across America.  The changes must be in effect by September, 2012 or else offending schools will face heavy penalties.

The word “dinosaur” made the hit list because dinosaurs suggest evolution which creationists might not like. “Halloween” is targeted because it suggests paganism; a “birthday” might not be happy to all because it isn’t celebrated by Jehovah’s Witnesses.
“Republican” is banned because it is associated with “dissent” and “obstruction”, according to Department of Education sources.
Words that suggest wealth are excluded because they could make kids jealous. “Poverty” is also on the forbidden list.
“In a throwback to “Footloose,” the word “dancing” is also taboo. However, there is good news for kids that like “ballet”: The city made an exception for this form of dance.
Also banned are references to “divorce” and “disease,” because kids taking the tests may have relatives who split from spouses or are ill.
Some students think banning these words from periodic assessment tests is ridiculous.  Those students have been expelled from their schools.
A Department of Education spokesperson said, “we’re not an outlier in being politically correct. This is just making sure that test makers are sensitive in the development of their tests, and in the development of good American citizens.”

Here is the complete list of words that are banned:
Abuse (physical, sexual, emotional, or psychological)
Alcohol (beer and liquor), tobacco, or drugs
Birthday celebrations (and birthdays)
Bodily functions
Cancer (and other diseases)
Catastrophes/disasters (tsunamis and hurricanes)
Children dealing with serious issues
Cigarettes (and other smoking paraphernalia)
Computers in the home (acceptable in a school or library setting)
Death and disease
Expensive gifts, vacations, and prizes

Gambling involving money
George Bush (both of them)
Homes with swimming pools
Jesus Christ
Junk food
Just Bieber (it’s just too much now)
In-depth discussions of sports that require prior knowledge
Loss of employment
Nuclear weapons
Occult topics (i.e. fortune-telling)
Rap Music
Religious holidays and festivals (including but not limited to Christmas, Yom Kippur, and Ramadan)
Rich People
Rock-and-Roll music
Ronald Reagan
Running away

Sex (“oral sex” is allowed because it is not “sex”)
Television and video games (excessive use)
The Bible
Traumatic material (including material that may be particularly upsetting such as animal shelters)
Vermin (rats and roaches)
War and bloodshed
Weapons (guns, knives, etc.)
Witchcraft, sorcery, etc.


  1. Wow soon they will want to censor acts happening in real life on real time. This is so stupid why not try reasoning instead of hiding these words away. Ill tel u what the problem is, people r scared when they cant answer kids questions but being able to find out the answers is one of lifes joys. Stop hiding and instead explain these words and forget about people getting ”offended” people who has a sense of reasoning will be able to understand

  2. Jehovah's Witnesses reject Birthdays all holidays,Thanksgiving even benign Mother's day.
    The Watchtower leaders want to be 'different' for the sake of being different.Jehovah's Witnesses are a dysfunctional group from the get-go .
    Christmas-Jesus was not born on exactly Dec 25th,but he also did not have his *invisible* second coming in the month of October 1914,a falsehood that is the core doctrine of the Watchtower religion.

    ''tell the truth don't be afraid–Danny Haszard

  3. The word “dinosaur” made the hit list because dinosaurs suggest evolution which creationists might not like. “Halloween” is targeted because it suggests paganism; a “birthday” might not be happy to all because it isn’t celebrated by Jehovah’s Witnesses.

  4. This si bullshit. This is not a joke either that's hiw it is in my school. But guess what, fuck you and your gay communist piece of shit ideas.

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