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ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI = PINOCCHIO!

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Now I know making fun of Nancy Pelosi is like shooting fish in a barrel – but don’t go knocking that, my friends! You haven’t lived until you’ve emptied your Mossberg Persuader into a keg full of upstate pickerel!

Nancy Pelosi’s the third in line for the Presidency, which is almost as scary as Iran’s Achmed Dirtybad getting his own nukes! I’m not sure how much longer she’ll be such a hotshot, though. She’s in big trouble over this waterboarding thing.

I’m not saying she’s lying, but next time she visits her plastic surgeon, he might wanna shave down that Pinnochio nose of hers!

(Is all that stuff in her face biodegradable, anyway? I say Nancy Pelosi’s bad for the environment!)

Pelosi seems pretty mixed up about what the CIA told her about torture. Of course, it’s easy to see why: what some folks call “torture”, Pelosi’s pals in San Francisco just call “Saturday night”!

Pelosi really lost it on tv yesterday, getting all mixed up and waving her arms around and saying stuff like, “I was not briefed on what was in that briefing!”

I thought her face was finally about to fall off and show us all the wires and sparkplugs underneath! She cleared her throat so much I thought SHE was being waterboarded.

Pelosi was always mad at Bush and Cheney for “torturing” people, but the one’s really being tortured are all the Americans who have to listen to her robot voice coming out of her plastic mug every night on the news.

Nancy Pinnochio is a wimp! Her crappy book sold about five copies – but at least it had a spine!

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8 thoughts on “ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI = PINOCCHIO!”

  1. This is something that the republicans can not pass off on to the democrats. I think that it is Bush and Cheney and the Republican party that have the selective memory.Trying to blame other people for you’re bad behavior is narcissistic.

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    • Well, here is something you cannot pass off on anyone else either. You're illiterate! (As in "you are") You should have said "for YOUR bad behavior".

  2. Who's "passing it off on to the democrats"?

    Nancy P. is the one doing the lying. Republicans aren't helping nor hurting her. She's doing it to herself – imploding and the false-face is fading as the lies become apparent.

    Anyhow, third in line to the Presidency shouldn't be such a flagrant liar. She can't be trusted.

    Has nothing to do with Republicans. Has only to do with Pelosi and her SF fake-"liberal" "progressives" having their true face show. They're doing it to themselves.

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  3. With those bugged out eyes of hers, she looks more like Bela Lugosi. Bela Pelosi… look into her eyes… deeper… deeper…

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  4. Ed has made himself trouble that is creating more and more hell on earth. Doesnt anyone working there want this stopped?

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