You’ll never have to worry about being abducted by aliens again thanks to an astonishing new UFO detector… that shrieks and wails when a spaceship or extraterrestrial comes within 500 feet!
That’s the word from inventor Jacob Myers, who spent six years perfecting the gadget and now plans to sell Alien Alert, his flashlight-sized detector, for $29.95 with a money-back guarantee.
“I don’t want to scare anybody, but thousands of tragic men, women and children are abducted by aliens each and every year,” said the Baton Rouge-based expert.
“If you don’t want to be the next person to undergo grueling medical experiments on a starship or be forced into slavery on a distant planet, Alien Alert is for you.”
Stone introduced his UFO detector at a trade show in the Bahamas and hopes to have them in hardware and department stores nationwide by fall.
He refused to say exactly how the device works. But he conceded that it is extremely sensitive to radiation of all kinds.
“Alien Alert is powered by four rechargeable batteries, weighs less than 8 ounces and easily fits into a purse or pocket,” said Stone.
“You don’t have to aim it or anything like that. Just put it where you want it and turn it on.”
Not everybody is as excited about Alien Alert as the inventor. One UFO investigator flatly called the gadgets “overpriced toys. Even if they work – and I’m not at all convinced that they will – what good will it do?” he asked.
“By the time the detector begins to wail it’s already too late. What are you to do when a spaceship flies within 500 feet – run?”
Undaunted, Stone insists that his detectors will save lives. “Being forewarned is being forearmed,” he said.
“If you know that a UFO or alien is nearby you can try to get away or prepare to defend yourself – before it’s too late.”
When the detector goes on sale, Weekly World News will be the first to review it!