BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA

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LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners.  Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
This morning former President Bill Clinton returned on a plane with two American journalists who had been taken prisoner for entering North Korea illegally.  Their release was brokered by Clinton in a private meeting he had with the North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.
Last week Bill Clinton took it upon himself to fly to North Korea without the blessing of the White House or Washington DC.  Flying into Pyonyang the President met with Kim Jong Il to broker the release of the two American prisoners.
Kim Jong Il was pleased to meet with the former President, and was ready to turn the situation to his advantage.  Clinton was briefed by intelligence about Jong Ils interests and pastimes.  The two first made small talk in one of the royal palaces.  Then Jong Il showed Clinton through his personal library of music memorabilia.  Contained within the collection are first editions of Beatles albums, the coin tossed to put Ritchie Vallens on his fatal flight with Buddy Holly, and a mason jar filled with the soul of Robert Johnson.
Seeing an advantage Clinton offered some rare Elvis memorabilia in exchange for the journalists.  Secret Service agents produced the last sequined jumpsuit ever worn by The King in concert.  Then they produced an identical replica Clinton had made before leaving, which was fit to Kim Jong Ils measurements.  Jong Il was very pleased at this offering.  To further sweeten the deal, and to get Jong Ils promise to renew discussions on nuclear weapons, Clinton even threw in rare photographs of Elvis during his first black belt Karate test.  These are some of the only known photographs to show a fully grown Elvis being thrown around like a rag doll.
Within hours Clinton was on a plane with the two released journalists.  He and the two young ladies were said to enjoy the ride on his private jet, which is the only Former Presidential jet to be equipped with its own dance floor.
Kim Jong Il is said to still be running through his palatial home, wearing his Elvis replica jumpsuit and practicing Karate.

6 thoughts on “BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA”

  1. I support the President and what he did. When do we have to read into every good did? Why can't we see the good in others? Even if North Korea is as bad as said, the fact that they allowed the former President to come over and talk to them and also accept to release the journalists….I know for a fact the last president cannot show his face around North Korea and many nations of the world. Which is better, to leave the Office and be useless to your nation or be Useful to your nation? I support Clinton and also President Obama for deploying all those that are peaceful and sort peace…they're assets to our country. Think About That?

  2. Yes. Your last president is a disgrace. The DPRK have every right to live their lives without interence and threats from the US and other nations. They have released the two people arrested in the DPRK and should be congratulated.

  3. Hey – doesn't Kim Jong have a harem of super hotties. Bill was using the stupid reporters as a cover to get a little-sumthin-sumthin and this time there will be no spode on the dress!

  4. THIS IS SOMETHING POSITIVE. IT IS NOT A MISTAKE TO MEET WITH WORLD LEADERS. A PLUS FOR THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, BILL CLINTON AND ELVIS! THE NEWS HAS BEEN FLOODED WITH JACKSON NEWS. WORLD WAR III COULD START AND NOT GET MENTIONED BY THE MEDIA! THE MEDIA NEVER MENTIONED THE STORY ABOUT ELVIS.
    A MICHAEL JACKSON RECORD TO NORTH KOREA AND THE MEDIA WOULD BE ON IT LIKE FLIES ON _ _ _ _!!!!!!

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