Over 25 million Americans have lived on another planet, a top sociologist says, and now there’s a simple test to reveal if you are one of them!

Dr. Wallace Trantham says he has hypnotized hundreds of subjects and found that a significant percentage of people remember living on another planet before their existence here on Earth.

Based on his experience, he believes that one out of 10 Americans are born-again aliens.

“These people describe experiences on a variety of planets ranging from dry desert spheres to cold, sunless moons to lush, vegetation-covered places somewhat like our Earth,” says Dr. Trantham, a New Yorker who is writing a book on his theories.

“These people have no conscious memory of their space alien lives, but exhibit distinctive characteristics that reveal their alien past.”

People who answer yes to three or more of these twelve questions have almost certainly lived on another planet:

1. Do you have out-of-body experiences and/or a frequent sense of having experienced something before?
Both phenomena are probably memories of your other-world life breaking through.

2. Do you have a great love of animals?
This probably stems from your unconscious knowledge that life comes in different varieties, including the form you took yourself on another planet.

3. Do you love fruit and/or vegetables?
The diet of most aliens excludes meat. In your earthly life, then, you continue to show a preference for the foods you were used to eating as an alien.

4. Do you have a fear of telephones?
Extraterrestrials are used to communicating with mental telepathy and mechanical instruments like the telephone boggle them. You still have this subconscious discomfort with the telephone.

5. Do you suffer from thinning hair or baldness?
Most extraterrestrials are hairless and you carry vestiges of that trait into Earthly life.

6. Do you have dental problems or problems with your tongue and throat?
Extraterrestrials usually have very small mouths, so in earthly life they have trouble with their mouths and throats.

7. Do you dislike wearing clothes?
Are you happiest when you’re stripped down to a bathing suit or nothing at all? That’s because in your extraterrestrial life, you wore no clothing.

8. Are you not particularly wild about sex?
You probably got this trait from your otherworldy life in which reproduction is a sexless process.

9. Do you crave sesame seeds or egg yolks?
Both these foods contain vitamin T, a nutrient that helps born-again aliens in the forming of badly need blood platelets.

10. Are you obsessively clean?
Alien worlds are usually germ-free and immaculate. In earthly life, aliens have a great deal of trouble dealing with dirt.

11. Are you unemotional?
This is a carryover from the super rational, unemotional mentality of the extraterrestrial.

12. Do you snore?
Aliens often make a purring sound much like a human snore.

For those readers who recorded three or more yes’s, Dr. Trantham said not to worry. “Who you were in the past does not control who you are in the present. You can continue living your everyday life as normal.”

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18 thoughts on “WERE YOU AN ALIEN IN A PAST LIFE?”

  1. LMAO! Here I thought I was just blaming five of these things on my past life as a human who had lived before! Wow! I'm actually an alien!

    Question, "So Heavens Gate wasn't a cult? Doe was telling the truth about leaving on a spaceship behind HailBop, and needing quarters in space? Is Tom Cruise my leader??"

  2. Hey, I'm an alien, but some of the items mentioned above do not fit me. I come from a rather cold planet, so I have fur (and no, I do not wear clothing). I am a fox-like being, with auburn fur, and a long, bushy tail (also auburn, with a black tip). And that part about fruits and vegetables is a bunch of horsecrap, because there are lots of aliens who like their meat. My species is carnivorous, we can't eat nothing but meat, and we drink the milk of our symbiotic partners, a species called whistling dragons. (Each member of my species has a whistling dragon that is the opposite sex… born at the same time, will die at the same time.) I don't crave sesame seeds or egg yolk; I am a carnivore. I may snore occasionally, but I definitely do purr, sometimes so loud that I get noticed. (Even though I may look like a fox, I am also cat-like in some respects, i.e. my purring, and my retractable claws (with very potent poison therein).
    I could tell you a lot more about my species, and my world, but that will do for now.

  3. Oh, you're a Martian? And here I thought Mars was a dead planet. Do you look like that little guy on the Bugs Bunny show?

  4. Thekherham—-
    "we drink the milk of our symbiotic partners, a species called whistling dragons. (Each member of my species has a whistling dragon that is the opposite sex"

    What if you're a female? Am I to assume that the Whistling dragon males produce milk as well..?

  5. This is Thekherham:
    Momo: Just because I have fur doesn't mean I'm a 'furry', i.e. if you're referring to those people who dress up in fursuits. I don't. We have fur because we come from a cold planet. Don't make assumptions.
    opposite of: Yes, the male and female Tereskadians (which is what my species is called, since we are from the planet Tereskadhar), and the male and female whistling dragons produce milk.

    Getting rather complicated. Maybe you should read my autobiography. I'm still in the process of working on it, so it'll be sometime before it is complete.

    Alien myths:
    We do not say, "Greetings, Earthling, take me to your leader."
    We do not want to mate with your females.
    We do not want to invade/conquer your planet.

    (I'm having a lot of fun with this silly thing. But the part about me writing my (ahem) autobiography is true, though)

  6. What the hell is wrong with words like assume, assumptions, assassinate, assistance, Assyria?
    They have nothing to do with the a*s*s*!!!

  7. I don't know. I wonder what would happen if I typed the word pissant.

    How about if I type the word asume, asumptions, asasinate, asistance, Asyria.

  8. I think I have had a previous life.
    before I was born was I in a empty white void.
    I didn't know where I was
    maybe I was an alien or something?

  9. i was An Alien in my past Life in Another Galaxy. my Age is 18,00years in my past Life.i Got my past Life Through a Dream in my sleep. on That planet Aliens 'Life span' is 3,000years.(1 Day=100hrs, 1 year = 1000 Days). on That planet Aliens are Looking so Handsome.They haven't ill, Dandruff,Fungal infections,cold,sinusities,cancer,.,.etc. …Their Body Resistance power is so GOOD. on That planet motor cars,vehicles are used solar Energy,Not Like us petrol,Diesel,.,.etc. Their Film Actors are Looking Like Angels.

  10. You're not going to tell me that all aliens eat veggies. Ha ha. What a bunch of bull(starts with s and ends with t and has hi in the middle). I'm an alien and I'm a carnivore, and I couldn't even eat veggies or fruits if I wanted to. You people don't know anything about aliens.

  11. I’ll right away grasp your rss feed as I can't to find your e-mail subscription hyperlink or e-newsletter service. Do you've any? Please let me realize so that I may subscribe. Thanks.

  12. The auburn-furred, bushy-tailed alien here. Looking through some ancient stuff and laughing.
    Still working on my autobiography… I work slowly lol

    If anyone sees this and wonders, I just got back from Alharhan

    Which even I don’t believe


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