Dreamworks has announced plans to film the first Carlos Danger movie!
Carlos Danger (aka Anthony Weiner) is a sexy, bicycle riding former Congressman who takes on big city crime and… wins! Â And through it all, he is sexting with hot babes across the Unites States and Russia. The international mensch of mystery – Carlos Danger!
Watch him ride his Citi-Bike:
Watch him post naked photos of himself – while trying to keep his wife and newborn baby happy.
He’s a man of one disguise:
Carlos Danger makes online woman swoon for him in one keystroke.
One sultry tweeter said,  “I really thought Carlos Danger and I were in love. We spoke on the phone daily multiple times a day for 6 months. We had phone sex.  And then he dropped me.  But I know he has a city to save, so it’s okay.”
Look at the body of Carlos Danger. Â Would any criminal dare take this man on?
Carlos Danger even seduced male celebrities, including this man:
And now Geraldo, is Carlos Danger’s loyal sidekick. Â Carlos Danger and Geraldo are the new Lone Ranger and Tonto.
New York City is in ruins and there’s only one man who can stand up for New York. Â His name? Â Carlos Danger.
The movie will be in theaters (and on Twitter) in the Spring of 2014.
I think he is auditioning for the part of Oscar Meyer spokesperson.
Better he be a movie star than a mayor! I feel so sorry for his poor wife!
Delete this photo. It is scary! Old man naked bleeee!!!
Its the dynamic screwyo !!!
holy rabid reamin rods, Batman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!