MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND

Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland. 

After his devastating loss, the former Massachusetts governor was supposedly drowning his sorrows in gallons of low-fat chocolate milk.  But he’s gotten over it.  He went to Disneyland and… took it over.
“Mitt has always wanted to be the King of the Magic Kingdom.  He thought it would be the United States, but he’ll have a lot more fun in Disneyland,” reportedly said his wife, Ann Romney.
Romney was seen enjoying himself at the park.  He went on rides with a number of park visitors.

Even though you are only supposed to go to Disneyland when you win, Romney said he’s changing all that.  “Disneyland is now for losers,” a source close to Romney said.

Romney’s first order of business: he fired Goofy.  And Goofy wasn’t happy.

“Goofy reminds Mitt of Barack Obama for some reason,” said a Disneyland executive who was also fired.  “He took one look at Goofy and threw him out.”

Romney is also replacing images of Mickey Mouse with his own image.  Mitt thinks he looks great on the Disneyland Ferris Wheel.

Democrats think the 65-year-old former Republican presidential nominee is a perfect fit for Disneyland.  “I think all Republicans should go to Disneyland,” said Nancy Pelosi.  “They’re already living in Fantasyland.”

Mitt has been President at the park for only two days and already has increased profits at the park by 300%.  Hmmm….

13 thoughts on “MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND”

  1. Absolutetly ridiculous journalism….and anyone quoting Pelosi has crap for brains. Democrats are the ones in Fantasyland and anyone who has ever studies Economics can tell you that just based off the fiscal decisions of tis pitiful, embarassing administration. Btw, a female in Florida working in higher education wrote this. Get a brain, get a clue, and get some class too!

    • Are you right-wingnuts SO gullible you'll fall for anything you read online, including satire? I.e. IT'S A JOKE and you're so consumed with hatred of the black guy in the White House that you fell for it, full face-plant. How sad.

  2. And here are Mitt and Ann Romney in their Exalted status as Kings and Queens of the Most High, in the Mormon Salt Lake Temple in Utah.
    For the very first time in over 170 years, the secret Mormon Temple Ceremonies have been filmed for all the world to see.
    This genuine and amazing undercover video was filmed in secret in the Salt Lake Temple, Utah, earlier this year.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WpFoYstmQ&fe

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