DETROIT – The City Council today voted to legalize prostitution – as a way to increase city revenue.
Detroit is going to be the Amsterdam of the U.S. The city council voted unanimously to legalize prostitution
Geoffrey Fieger, a prominent lawyer and the head f the city council said that he believed prostitution will help renew Detroit.
“It would turn our city around in five minutes,” Fieger said.
“We are no longer going to I enforce prostitution laws and it’s going to make us the new Amsterdam.” Feiger said. “We would attract young people. You make Detroit a fun city. A place they want to live and they would flock here.”
Many “johns” across America are already planning summer “trips” to the new red light district of Detroit. Prostitutes from across the globe are already moving into areas south of 8 Mile.
“It’s already helping the economy,” said longtime resident, Tommy LaJohnson. “We gots people coming in from all over the world… some fine-looking women, with accents. That’s really cool.”
Some Detroiters have complained that legalizing prostitution would hurt the “moral center” of Detroit.
“Don’t let any self-appointed, self-righteous person say we couldn’t do it,” Fieger added. “The city of Detroit couldn’t get any worse.”
It’s going to get a lot better… for Detroit, there will be a happy ending.
15 thoughts on “DETROIT LEGALIZES PROSTITUTION!”
I'd like to hear of less prostitution, and more of human body education – it pays off!
Well why not legalize it? I mean why is it legal in Nevada and nobody has a problem with it, and yet any other state it's a crime? Doesn't make sense.
It shouldn’t be legal at all. This is disgusting! And there’s absolutely nothing right, moral or safe about it.
Wow if they are legalizing marinjuana to help the economy and for other matters, WHY not. But Get ready for crime to come along with it!!!
do not legalize, rape is already a huge factor in detroit.
This isn't really real is it?
The oldest PROFESSION in the book, decriminalize, license and tax it!
I live in detroit, this article is so fake, the only prostitutes in detroit are drug addicts.
I don't they should legalized prostitution, leave it alone
HAY COMING FROM A PIMP IT'S A DREAM FOR THE MAIN STREAM I MEAN PIMPING AND HOEING MEANS MONEY WILL BE COMING AND GOING AND THE HOES WILL BE HOEING AND THE MONEY WILL BE SNOWING SO HOOP HOOP HA RAY LET A PIMP GET PAID AND A TRICK GET LAID .PIMPING 101
the world iz coming to a end drugs legalized guns being band state by state Obama fones every ware na hoes can trick? rape iz already over looked for women who sell there bodys so this just gives rappiest more amoe n mor women money for drugs they anit killen us off they maken us kill each other
This is bs detroit is still siezing cars and money from people who pick up hookers
WOW! And I just moved from there! If I’d of known of this, I would of stayed in Detroit! Like what was said above, it goes on every day anyway, why not let the girls and women do what they want with their bodies without the worry of jail, fines, and condemnation!?!? It WILL help the economy and hopefully wake up the Goody 2 Shoes and the people who turn their back on it…that doesn’t make it disappear. I’m already planning my next road trip!!! Question: Are the girls getting hotter?
(Sarah, get a clue…and learn how to spell!!)