LOS ANGELES, CA – In the wake of a scandal that’s ruined his marriage to Sandra Bullock, Jesse James has been hit with some good news!
Another tattooed vixen has come forward and made claims that she had a relationship with the bad boy. Melissa Smith says that she met James online and had lots of unprotected and crazy sex with him. The most interesting revelation was the nickname the biker held, “Vanilla Gorilla.” A nickname that makes reference to James being well endowed.
Playgirl magazine has gotten wind of this claim and now wants to see if it is true. The magazine has offered James $500,000 to pose nude.
Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for Playgirl, said to Life & Style, “We’d want him to pose in a Coney Island freakshow setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers.”
This news probably won’t help any chances of salvaging a marriage with Bullock. It would show completely different directions in careers. Bullock wins an Oscar and James poses for Playgirl. The positive is that at least someone wants him because he’s obviously not wanted back home.

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  1. Who in their right mind would want to see this bozo's dingle-dangle? It's probably tattooed. And who thinks that McGee chick is hot? She looks disgusting and weird, I bet she got those tats to cover up her herpes sores.

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