ASTROLOGERS PREDICT OBAMA WILL WIN!

NEWS ORLEANS  –  According to the world’s top astrologers, Barack Obama will win re-election to the U.S. presidency.
Fifty of the world’s top astrologers gathered in New Orleans to determine who will win the Presidential election in November.
Most of them relied on studies of celestial charts pertinent to both Obama and presumed Republican nominee Mitt Romney for the date of either the election itself or the next presidential inauguration.
For Chicago astrologist, Nina Gryphon, it was her study of the Aries ingress – the exact time when the Sun enters the sign of Aries – that clinched the decision. “It’s obvious,” she said. “Obama stays where he is without a change in status.”
Billed as a meeting of the world’s top astrologers, the conference in New Orleans drew some 15,00 people who participated in workshops and panel discussions.

Astrologer Henry Murkin, of Locust Valley, New York said that he looked at Mercury, Venus and the rings of Saturn and matched them with the birthplaces of Romney and Obama.  “Romney is headed back to his home in New Hampshire in January and Obama will become the greatest President that ever lived.  That’s what the stars say.”
The astrologers employed non-scientific methods to predict how the relative positions of celestial bodies may influence human behavior and future events.

Denver astrologer Curt Beeman  said his chart focused on the public profiles of the two presidential candidates, both of whom “are entering into peak periods of eminence in the next few months.” But he said there was a key difference: “Obama’s peak period keeps peaking and goes off the charts.  His aura is literally mind-blowing.  He’s almost as bright a star as the sun itself. ” he said.
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Most of the astrologers placed a 99.9% certainty on their forecasts, but a few pointed to potential difficulties Obama may face after his re-election.  “He’s in for some bad times,” said Beeman.
“The ingress of Saturn into Scorpio will cause his downfall,” Beeman said. “It won’t cost him the election, but he will suffer the worst times any President has ever been through – economically.”
Beeman added,  “His reputation will be ruined.”
But astrologer Sally Tindel disagreed, “I see his face on Mount Rushmore.  It’s in his chart. Definitely.”

As for the election itself, Beeman raised the slight possibility of the contested 2000 election being revisited.
“We should all be aware of the Mercury retrograde that will occur on election day,” another prominent astrologer from New Jersey said, referring to an optical illusion that can make a planet appear to reverse direction temporarily.
“Most astrologers are pretty certain that this could cause problems similar to what happened in the 2000 election,” Brennan said, referring to the contested Florida vote that was settled only when the Supreme Court ruled that George W. Bush should be president rather than Al Gore.
A survey of the astrologers revealed that they were all Democrats. “But that has nothing to do with our predictions… we are basing it on the charts.  Charts don’t lie.  Obama will win. Guaranteed.”

56 thoughts on “ASTROLOGERS PREDICT OBAMA WILL WIN!”

  1. Interesting! How can so many views be reflected when the astrologers are looking at the same information? It's so indicative to people now isn't it. One thing is for sure and that is that Astrology isn't a math problem where's there's one correct answer or is it and some folks just didn't get it right? I mean one astrologer predicts that Obama will be re-elected but will be the worse President ever, while another says he will be the best and have his face on Mt Rushmore. Perhaps, it's like the half glass full or half empty and it's all about perspective. I'm going with the half full and see Obama re-elected and doing a great job of leading America ut of the dark place we're in.

  2. Just what if..Obama was not born in Hawaii and what if his birthdate is not reliable…that would then mean all the astrological figures are totally incorrect. I go with the psychic…Romney will win and it will not be close as the liberal media keeps stating..

    • Just what if..Romney's lies and dishonesty catchup with him and the unsealing of the Staple founder's divorce court papers show Romney perjured himself (which ahs already happened)…that would then mean all the astrological figures are totally correct. I go with the astrologers… Romney will lose big and it will be bigger than the Fraud/Faux/Flase News Service (aka Josef Goebbels News Service), the GOP, the Lunatic Right Wing Knuckle Draggers, and Nutcases, and the missing lobe Conservatives keep stating. This is what JC told many people.

  3. Americans have to remember that Bush and the republicans put USA in a mess.
    It takes more then 4 years to correct the situation and if Romney win,it will be the same old story,the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer.
    I hope that the American people will remember how Bush destroyed this beautifull country and the republican congress who out od spike held the Americans hostage.

  4. Im an spritrure person and Im abuddist I dont predic but I know that Mr Obama will win this election again because my bubbda let me know ahead so i can share with you all

  5. Tommorows headlines: Polls on east coast just closed (2 PM PST) and first vote counted was Mitt Romney, so on very early returns, we predict Miit is winner in MA…per CNN – what kind of crap is this?…all news channels should be banned and fined (if they report crap like this before all the polls are closed)

  6. For sure , Romeney will be the winner.Check this this one out in tomorrow evening !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Stay away from Obama.On the night of the attack, the president met with top national security advisers and told them to deploy assets to the area. Question: Why did he decide not to deploy — why not actually to send those assets in in the seven hours between the first attack and the second attack in Benghazi that night when — in the second attack, seven hours later, two Americans were killed? [Fox Broadcasting Co., Fox News Sunday, 11/4/12]
    Note this !

  7. A day before the first debate I sent an E-mail to several of my friends with the election result they will read in the morning news paper on 11/07/2012. Here is my prediction and I stand behind this all the way:
    President Obama….290 Electoral Votes,
    Gov. Romney ……the rest (-5)
    Popular vote, Mr. Obama by 3.5 % (-, +)

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