HER LIFE STORY FINALLY COMES OUT
It is a marvelous time to be alive. Elaine, the world’s largest pipe, has finally released her life story to the public. To help promote this amazing record of renown, Elaine has embarked on a world tour. The second leg of this endeavor starts in the United States.
Born Elaine Muskox in 1948 to Roger and Helen Muskox in Whitby, Great Britain, almost every facet of her life was amazing from the start. Growing at a rapid pace both physically and mentally, Elaine was five feet tall by age 7 and reading at the college level. It was clear to her parents that they had given birth to a miracle.
Pictured above: Elaine on the playground age 7.
“I was happy in Whitby.” Elaine explains, “But I had a longing for exploration and adventure. I needed to learn as much as I thought I could, and experience even more!”
ELAINE LEAVES HOME
Elaine left Whitby the day she turned 18. Never to look back at the sleepy little town. She had grown to a staggering eight feet in that time. Elaine was garnering the attentions of more than a few gentlemen suitors by the time she made her way to London.
“I never gave any of those little boys a single chance. I needed a real man. Someone tough, but with a big heart. Most importantly be able to handle what I got!” Elaine laughed. “Andre was the only man I ever gave my heart to, and the only one that I ever let smoke me… I miss him so. Andre Rene Roussimoff, I love you wherever you are!!!”
Countless other stories of rubbing shoulders with celebrities and royals are captured within the book simply titled “Elaine, a lifetime traveled.” The most stunning thing about the work is the innermost core are page after page of nothing but amazing photos of that lifetime.
“I needed to include as many pictures as I could get away with.” Elaine goes on, “The stories are magnificent, and the photos really take you back in time. Hairdos of long-gone eras, and the silly clothing! We thought we were something! Looking back, it was all was quite the laugh!”
CATCH THE TOUR WHILE YOU CAN!
The American tour lasts 17 weeks. More dates will be added and the tour extended as needed. I for one fully recommend you make it a personal goal to attend at least one of these events. Elaine wraps up each Q&A session with an inspirational speech that will leave even the most hardened individual a heap of tears. It will transform your outlook on life and acceptance of your fellow travelers on the journey.