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VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO

April 1, 2022March 31, 2022 by Tap Vann

Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago, garlic, legend, mystery, rahm emanuel, serbia, true blood, twilight, vampire, vampires, Windy City

REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN!

July 21, 2021July 7, 2021 by Frank Lake

TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags alabama, vampires

VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES

July 29, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“THIS TOWN SUCKS,” SAYS LEAD VAMP. “NO PUN INTENDED.” For decades, the Los Angeles chapter of the International Union of Blood-Suckers has been one of the biggest in the world. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags vampires

CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION!

April 9, 2020 by Dunwich Dundorfer

TOLEDO, OH – A hidden consequence of the viral outbreak that nobody is talking about is happening right underneath our noses. Vampires are silently suffering an agonizing final death as … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags bloodsucker, curfew, self-isolation, vampires

THE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES!

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020 by Boyce Day

HE WHO NYUKS Perhaps no slapstick comedy act is as beloved as the Three Stooges, the group of brothers (and others) led by Moe Howard that was active from 1920 … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags dracula, larry fine, vampire, vampires

THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION

October 29, 2019 by Tap Vann

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis spent a good part of the day in the annual Halloween tradition at the Vatican: the Blessing of the Vampires. The annual vampire blessing began … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags halloween, pope, vampires

ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE

March 7, 2021May 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.

Categories Mutants, Politics Tags Bain Capital, Brain Capital, mitt romney, vampire, vampires, zombies

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February 14, 2012 by WWN Staff

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, WWN Store Tags Aliens, Bat Boy, Bigfoot, books, Mutants, Royal Family, sales, titanic, valentines day gifts, vampires, weekly world news, werewolves, WWN

VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK

August 4, 2011 by Tap Vann


NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing thousands of goats in Russia.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags goats, killing, russian, twilight, vampire, vampires

VAMPIRE WOMAN

April 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

MONTERREY –  A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags catholic, fangs, mexico, vampire, vampires
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