TOP 5 CELEB STORIES OF 2008

What were the top five celebrity stories Weekly World News uncovered this year?

#5. FATFOOT ON THE VIEW

The overweight Sasquatch appeared on The View to discuss its struggles with negative body image.

#4. BEAR GRYLLS’ INJURY FROM YETI FIGHT

Weekly World News discovered the truth behind Bear Grylls’ shoulder injury: a fight with a yeti over a dead seal!

#3. BATNEY SPEARS

America’s favorite mutant helped Britney Spears break free of her handlers and have fun again.

#2. AMY WINEHOUSE REVEALS ALL

Amy Winehouse not only went topless but beehive-less, revealing her true hair and turning witnesses to stone.

#1. SARAH PALIEN?

Governor Palin’s resemblance to the Alien revealed that she is in fact a Palien, originating from the planet Wazeela.

2 thoughts on “TOP 5 CELEB STORIES OF 2008”

  1. Allie Pruitt, you are a horrible journalist. You are a disgrace to journalists around the world who write stories based on FACTS. I don't know how to sleep at night knowing you are a disgusting, stupid "news" reporter who's probably just trying to pay off her college loans. Go back to school. Or better yet, don't be a goddamn journalist. You disgust me.

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