I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!

Did you know Al Bore left his lights on during that stupid Earth Hour on Saturday night? It’s true: over at his billion square foot mansion, Crazy Al was running up his electric bill when he was telling the rest of us to sit in the dark like cavemen!

I’m guessing the light was from Al Gore’s open fridge!

These pinkos are such hypocrites. The Communist in Chief can’t even talk in public without reading off a plugged-in machine, but he wants us to shut off our power!

Without electricity, Oprah would be roasting her corndogs over a bonfire. Without electricity, George Clooney’s illegal Mexican houseboy would be pounding his dirty shirts on a rock in a river.

Meanwhile, everyone’s ignoring really important problems. I hear they’re letting all those crazy Arabs and Paleostynians out of Gitmo, and bringing them to live here in the U.S. of A. Just what we need: more foreign cab drivers who don’t know where they’re going.

Except they won’t have to work – the Teleprompter Kid is gonna give all these terrorists welfare and whatnot when they get here! Then again, we’ve been giving them fancy meals and letting them sit around doing nothing for years now, so what’s the difference? Instead of going to court, they’ll get to watch Judge Judy all day like all the other welfare bums.

At this rate, these terrorists will be working for ACORN in the next election, and asking Obama to buy them new houses and cars.

They should change the name “Gitmo” to “Get More”!


  1. WTF?????? How can you write an article so downright hypocritical. Here you talk about how bad Al Gore is because he left his lights on. And you sit there proudlly calling yourself an american then scream about another culture or race. Which you are uneducated about the gitmo thing.


      He "screams on" about a "culture" that WANTS TO KILL US.

      He specifically mentions the ones in Gitmo.

      If the American way is to sit around and let terrorists bomb us, this country sucks.

      Luckily, we have people like Ed Anger to keep the morons like you in line.

  2. his name is ED ANGER, therefore he is expressing that anger, it is not meant to be a formal writing of education, it is an expression of his anger….ANGER….he is saying that he is ANGRY al gore is a hypocrite, he is ANGRY that people are ignoring what is really important in the world….

    its satirical writing…hes pointing out that YES CRAZY PEOPLE ARE IN GITMO, and THEY MAY COME TO THE US, if they get out of prison THEY WILL BE IN GENERAL POPULATION….

    its possible, he is usuing a stereotype to prove a point larger than the stereotype itself…

    Liberals are ignorant to many things, speak one thing, act another, look down on AMERICANS that live normal lives trying to survive….it just happens

  3. I'm but your post made absolutely no sense! Here you get mad because aliens are invading but they no longer sell your favorite margarine at the market?? Makes as much sense. Not to mention that you might want to read the conclusions by Obama's blue-ribbon staff about Gitma.

  4. Uhhhh, any point to be made about that hypocrite Al Gore is outshadowed by the ridiculousness of this post. You give educated conservatives a bad name with this idiocy…

  5. Al only won the popular vote when he ran for president. "W" won with a mandate from the electoral college. Imagine the shape we'd be in today if Gore took office.

  6. Al Gore is a egotistical blabber mouth with a chip on his shoulder namly that block of wood on top of his neck with the two eyes,the nose and most of all a big fat hot air producing piehole beneath the other three


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