JON AND KATE PLUS 8 ANNOUNCEMENT

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin made a major, although highly expected, announcement on their show Monday: Kate Gosselin is an insect.
On Monday night’s show Jon and Kate, speaking separately to the camera, made a major announcement that came as a surprise to no one.  While talking about their upcoming divorce Kate finally took off her human mask revealing the head of a giant praying mantis.
This announcement only confirmed suspicions that many had regarding the couple.    Kate’s incessant derision and domineering attitude towards her husband was finally explained, as was her ability to bear six children at one time.  For years Kate has fascinated viewers with her unending criticisms and psychological domination of her husband Jon.  Entomologists confirm that behavior exhibited by Kate is common in the insect world, where an alpha female will dominate the colony and submissive males are kept alive to mate with the queen.
Filmed separately on their couch Jon and Kate spoke about the practicalities of raising their children, maintaining the show, and Kate being a giant insect.  Jon said to the cameras “It’s a sad thing but it needed to happen.  We’re both trying to focus on the kids needs and providing them with stability.”  A newly unmasked Kate spoke about the practicalities of being without a man-drone. “This decision does not please me, yet it must be done.  For Jon has disappointed me for the final time!  Not that I mean to be petty, but his performance has been unsatisfying of late.  The children shall live in this house with me.  Jon will be allowed to come here and see them when I require personal time.  There is no other alternative!  I have spoken!”
Jon and Kate plus 8 is scheduled to film another season.

23 thoughts on “JON AND KATE PLUS 8 ANNOUNCEMENT”

  1. this iz crazy u should really have took marriage classes get yall life together for the 8 kids yall produce together the going to be really upset more cuz of tha results of wats happening am going to stop wacthing tha show cuz yall juz out of control now fine am not wacthing tha show but yall out of yall minds cuz the kids need there father and mother in there while t5here growing into adults or adults making poor choices they going to end up doing tha same thing

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  2. Last night while watching the show i wanted to cry, because it is so sad how everything turned out to be. Look at Jon with ear piercings and his dumb shirt like he was a teenager, i feel like he regrets all those years of marriege and his kids, he even said that he was excited i guess because he his going to go out and "have fun" what he doesn't know is that nothing will replace his life with his kids and wife. Yes, Kate was sometimes mean, and whatever but someone needed to be the head of the house you know, imagine having 8 KIDS! and yes they make money so what i wish i could to so i could give my kids whatever they wanted, and yes give me somethings too. i was so sad because i got married at 16 yrs i am know 20 and pregnant with a little girl, and i was so scared thinking that it could happen to me.

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  3. I am very sorry to see of Jon & Kate break-up. What I didn't like was Jon saying he was excited about his future. and Kate had tears in her eyes. Every couple has there up& down. I think Jon has a lot of growing up to do. When you get married and then have a family where its a small family for large you have to put your single life aside. I am very sad when I see the show now. Good luck Kate. Ginger from NJ

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  4. Why doesn't someone make these two watch Fireproof and give them The Love Dare book? Where the hell is Dr. Phil??!!

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    • amen!!! I would love to have them watch Fireproof …..how can we make that happen? What a wonderful opportunity to show God's grace

    • Goo point Brownie Girl…. Fireproof saved my marriage …. my husband and I were decided to get divorce no matter what and after watching the movie litlle by little things started to change.. Of course thanks to God!

  5. If Kate really cared about her family and marriage then she would have stopped doing the show and gone to counseling. Jon can only be beat down so many times before he just stops helping. If your damned if you do or don't then might as well just not do. Kate is not happy with herself and takes it out on others. They should never have gotten married in the first place. Kate proably thought she could change Jon. You can't change anyone that doesn't want to be changed. And if you want to change someone then why are you with them. I feel really sorry for the kids they did nothing to deserve this. They only helped Kate to her fame. she should be ashamed of herself. Her kids will grow up to resent her one day.

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  6. When you treat your spouse like a kid they will grow up and leave the nest. Kate treated Jon like a kid so now he is growing up making desicions for himself and leaving. He ws on a tight leash. You get married to SHARE your life not controll the others life

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  7. jon is the most selfish person ever >:O!!! if he was gonna break up then was the love in the beginning of the marriage fake??

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  8. Come on lets be realistic. Marriage is something that you work on together. The sacrifices have to be made by both for the children. Public life its not just hard for the marriage but for the children. I mean most super stars go through hardships because of public life and that's just for the works that they do. Imagine having a camera following you around, no kind of privacy, your children can't cry without it being advertised, as well as you trying to shed a tear….. I am sorry, taking your life public required some disadvantages that someone did not for see or someone hid from the reality.

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  9. When is john going to fight back, she only wears the pants because he allows it. Power is an illusion of cast over those who believe they are not worthy of being the leader. If he gives her the house and let's her dictate all the visitation days and times, he will remain subservant under Kate forever. He needs to start being a father, a man and reclaim his pride and family back with or without his wife. He needs to break her control or the kids will grow up believing Kates side of the story. He kids are his offspring, kings don't give up there kids, the replace their faulted wifes; take a lesson from history and the power of the great ruling dynasties. She cheated on him, and he cheated on her, so what! That is over, if the divorce is real, he better get a pair of balls and stop being a puss over…does he watch the shows? He must see the way she is. He needs to use the media or what ever means neccessary. The kids will make it fine, there are thousands of people and dollars to take care of any issues, if he looses "control" he loose everything. If he really cares about his kids, he'll set his wife in place.

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  10. I just keep thinking about the show they did last year where they renewed their vows and promised the kids they would always be together. How the hell are they going to explain that. Both Jon and Kate need therapy. One on one and family therapy.

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  11. dear jon and kate i am11 i am sooooooooooooooooooo sad i loveeeeeeeeeee your kids i think the kids are not feeling right when my parents divored i was so sad and and wish you both can make up

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  12. I laugh at the fact that Jon and Kate never did watch the movie Fireproof, who knows maybe it would had saved their marriage. But whatever it is too late now

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