WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.

Geologist Dr. Morris Charles revealed last week that NASA lab workers chipped the angel from one of the rocks brought to Earth by Apollo 11 astronauts 40 years ago, in 1969. Dr. Charles was a NASA scientist himself for 23 years but left the agency in 1987. He still maintains close ties to many of his former colleagues.

“The implications of this figurine are absolutely mind-boggling,” Dr. Charles told reporters. “It means that at one time the moon had an atmosphere conducive to life. And what’s more, it was once home to a sophisticated race of people with a highly refined sense of beauty.”

The angel – a humanoid female with wing-like appendages on her back and long flowing hair – is made of an iron compound found exclusively in the highlands of the moon.

This rules out the possibility that it was dropped by a race of aliens from another planet. It’s been hand polished to a silvery metallic sheen. Based on chemical analysis of the metal, geologists estimate the sculpture to be 200,000 years old which means it was made 170,000 years before the human species appeared on Earth.

It’s been examined by art experts who concur with Dr. Charles’ appraisal of the culture that produced it. “Clearly these beings had a sense of religion that parallels our Christianity. Perhaps they had a Jesus of their own, proving that the important spiritual principles are, in a very literal sense, universal,” said a Washington anthropologist.

Others are not so sure of its religious significance. Dr. Miles Fredericks of New York University countered, “This is just more Christian propaganda. The Sumerians told stories of the Annunaki, winged deities, as far back as 18th century BC. Maybe the Sumerians were visited by these moon beings, who merely modeled the statue after their own image.”

While many ponder the significance of the figure, others are curious about why it has remained a secret for so long. “The artifact has been common knowledge among NASA insiders for years,” said Dr. Charles. “But space agency higher-ups have kept the information highly classified, fearing world-wide panic. It was smuggled out to me by persons who must, for obvious reasons, remain anonymous.”

NASA officially denies Dr. Charles’ allegations. The statue was displayed to photographers and newsmen but is now being held for further study at an undisclosed location.

117 thoughts on “200,000 YEAR OLD STATUE FOUND ON MOON”

  1. Who knows, maybe we are from other planet. Our species maybe exist before 200,000 years ago. No one know…
    Ask your god…Maybe god is a Hologram transmit from our Great Great Ancestor Spaceship…
    See with your own eye…

  2. Who knows, maybe we are from other planet. Our species maybe exist before 200,000 years ago. No one know…
    Ask your god…Maybe god is a Hologram transmit from our Great Great Ancestor Spaceship…
    See with your own eye…Tinker Bell Adopted by Alien…

  3. Two words: BULL SHIT. They didn't even land on the moon. If they really went, don't you think we'd all have been for a cup of moon tea by now? It's a thrift shop trinket. DUH!

    • Angels….that too weeping…. Wow !!! …. any idea where can we find more of them on earth… ? i really want 1 (or may be 2)… 😀

  4. For all the skeptics who think this is fake can think what they want.. you'll be un prepared for anything that happens to us therefor you'll be the first ones to die with your modern comforts.. this statue i assure you is real.. the moon DID have an amosphere.. and earth supports life .. so why doesn't the moon? also you're not a sumerian you didn't see what the early humans did.. why also would that carve drawings of rockets going to space and people comming from the MOON? no one peroson has a logical answer cause you cant.. maybe the photo is fake but they found something up there that none of us can comperhend .. so people who think were safe here on earth and that were the only race living in this universe is ignorant and will most like die first if anything happens to us in an unearthly fashion!!!!! this statue is real..

    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better tighten up that tinfoil hat Jimmy!! They're comin' for ya!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Folks this is real….When they decide to return, 90% of the majority of us are screwed and will die…prep, prey and lock and load….

  5. So I know this site is full of people who like to play along with the WWN but for those who don't know who they are, they are just a spoof news group that makes up funny and outrageous shit, so yes, this is fake 😛 I only say this because I found it on Stumbleupon and I know there are plenty of people who are going to get pissed off and what not. Anyways, have fun feeding the trolls! 😀

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