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200,000 YEAR OLD STATUE FOUND ON MOON

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WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.

Geologist Dr. Morris Charles revealed last week that NASA lab workers chipped the angel from one of the rocks brought to Earth by Apollo 11 astronauts 40 years ago, in 1969. Dr. Charles was a NASA scientist himself for 23 years but left the agency in 1987. He still maintains close ties to many of his former colleagues.

“The implications of this figurine are absolutely mind-boggling,” Dr. Charles told reporters. “It means that at one time the moon had an atmosphere conducive to life. And what’s more, it was once home to a sophisticated race of people with a highly refined sense of beauty.”

The angel – a humanoid female with wing-like appendages on her back and long flowing hair – is made of an iron compound found exclusively in the highlands of the moon.

This rules out the possibility that it was dropped by a race of aliens from another planet. It’s been hand polished to a silvery metallic sheen. Based on chemical analysis of the metal, geologists estimate the sculpture to be 200,000 years old which means it was made 170,000 years before the human species appeared on Earth.

It’s been examined by art experts who concur with Dr. Charles’ appraisal of the culture that produced it. “Clearly these beings had a sense of religion that parallels our Christianity. Perhaps they had a Jesus of their own, proving that the important spiritual principles are, in a very literal sense, universal,” said a Washington anthropologist.

Others are not so sure of its religious significance. Dr. Miles Fredericks of New York University countered, “This is just more Christian propaganda. The Sumerians told stories of the Annunaki, winged deities, as far back as 18th century BC. Maybe the Sumerians were visited by these moon beings, who merely modeled the statue after their own image.”

While many ponder the significance of the figure, others are curious about why it has remained a secret for so long. “The artifact has been common knowledge among NASA insiders for years,” said Dr. Charles. “But space agency higher-ups have kept the information highly classified, fearing world-wide panic. It was smuggled out to me by persons who must, for obvious reasons, remain anonymous.”

NASA officially denies Dr. Charles’ allegations. The statue was displayed to photographers and newsmen but is now being held for further study at an undisclosed location.

111 thoughts on “200,000 YEAR OLD STATUE FOUND ON MOON”

  1. So that's where I left that I've been looking for it for 200,000 years.
    Bring it to Kazakhstan I'll pick it up there.

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  2. Looks like a good luck charm that was brought by the astronauts as their guardian angel on the flight. I love this rag…it really shows some imaginative writing!! Still think it was better on the newsstand so that it could sit next to the toilet for those times when reading materials needs are most dire!! And since we know that most everything written in here is sh*t that made it PERFECT bathroom reading 🙂

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  3. Don't be silly. The news here is better than the New York Times. At least Morris Charles and his statue ACTUALLY EXIST.

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  4. This stuff you don't believe……….but some imaginary friend of yours; created the earth and the universe in 6 days ………. YOU BELIEVE ?

    You can't have it both ways……… laughing at people who believe in aliens, yet praying to some imaginary friend.

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    • Praying to an imaginary friend? Your spiritual after life had better believe on this friend. It depends on it! Better believe! Jesus is Lord!

    • You will believe in God, too……..soon,
      YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE………AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT !!!

  5. This is a bit late for April Fools' Day! The rubbish picture above just has this tiny thing photoshopped into the gloved hands of the woman behind the flimsy plastic screen. And if such a thing did exist, would she hold it that way, risking it being dropped accidentally? Anyway, nice try and it was something funny to brighten my otherwise depressing Wednesday (I never could get the hang of Wednesdays).

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  6. The moon holds many secrets and many things left undone for those among you who can peel back
    one of truths protective layers

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  7. Some people theorize that the higher officals of the states had made a contract with the grey men ( aliens), who have a space center on the other side of the moon, that we cant see.____Some speculate that 2012 is going to be the eye opener to life on other planets and in other solar systems. That all the classified will be de-classified in regards to Rosewell and other sites around the world that have seen ufo's and were dismissed with it was a scheduled pratice for the new fighter jets and other hovering technology.__I don't know if this is real, but I can say that will all the BS we're fed from the government… ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

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    • And all those people who theorize and speculate such things are special in the head.

    • Hey, Im not disagreeing or agreeing lol… I simply stated what some theroize.
      And yes, there are some real far fetched theories – No arguement there.
      As for me, if the world ends so be it. Death comes to us all, thats a proven fact.
      Its been a slice this time around and catch ya all next time hahahaha

  8. in a nut shell: figure it out, aliens and daemons are the same thing, the bible never has a female angle. the fallen angels were banned from heaven, they occupied the moon and mars. and this happened very long ago. since then, evil has been trying to corrupt man, the fallen ones mixed their DNA with man and produced giants, then god washed them away with the flood. there will be a time in the future that we see them again. before you spew cr@p, study up on it. this is proof of something, use your brain not your political affiliation.

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    • It's all proven…we saw it all on 'Men in Black' – these are the REAL newspapers for the galaxy, let the mere earthlings read the New York Times, USAToday, and the Washington Post, I'll get the full, albeit spurious, story here at WWN where I can count on the veracity of its ability to make me laugh, guffaw, evUN.

  9. There is obvious evidence that the pre flood civilizations were highly advanced, Adam lived to nine hundred thirty, Gen 5:3 I'm not saying Adam flew to the moon 6,000 years ago, but maybe his grandkids did, I mean Tubal-Cain was an instructor of every craftsman in iron and bronze. Gen 4:22 they did know how to manipulate metal. Or this is a fake?

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    • are you F ing serious? evidence that any person ever even lived to 125 does not exist. Either that joke is missing the punch line or you need to get off the crack pipe. One way or the other all I can say is WOW!! Also no world wide flood has ever happened, geologists have proven that.

    • What does B——S mean?! Sounds like a new type of code we can use here. My real name is C—-L , the city I live in is B———N, I really love W—-Y W—D N—S and using codes instead of spelling it right out there for the world to view. Thanks for the new C–E

    • Went to a translation service that said you actually wrote: "C' is really n' import what, the Americans are really credulous" – What do you mean that life is what's important and what do you mean we're credulous? Naive? Not true…we just love to joke, laugh and have the most fantastic sense of humor on Earth! Obviously you feared reprisal from Americans if you wrote in common English, you'll have to choose a language that's less translatable next time try Mayan, Celtic, or Swahili and if you're feeling REALLY superior, Arabic.

  10. "On the moon an enigma is uncovered. So great are the implications of the discovery that, for the first time, men are sent out deep into the solar system. But before they can reach their destination, things begin to go wrong. Horribly wrong."

    Arthur C Clarke 1968 "2001: A Space Odyssey"

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  11. wish this was real, though its clearly a fake, with so much bollocks spewed at us everyday, its hard to know what reality is anymore. cept its sponsored by Coke.

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  12. HAHAHA….. That was pretty stupid, the person named "English" goes and tells the person named "Justice" (who commented in french) to speak english. And "English" wrote it in spanish! HAHAHA what a moron! LOL!

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    • I translated the French, no need on the Spanish I should think, but we're all in the great melting pot, but again if 'Justice' (aka Boo-Boo-Kitty-F-ck) wants to feel 'superior to Americans' he / she needs to use a language not so easily translated.

  13. The only way I see this being real is if someone acquired a piece of 200,000 old moon rock brought back to Earth and carved the statue themselves. If it's made of iron it could have been melted and recast into an angel mold. Then when tested for age it would still be dated super old. It's an artists prank.

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  14. The only thing accurate in this article is the part where it says this is just more christian propaganda…

    This almost feels like that episode of the simpsons… Are they opening a mall on the moon?

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  15. the way our governments are dealing with things now days is very bad ask youself would god run his kingdom of heaven in this manner? and after thinking about it real hard your answer will be no. this was how it was supposed to be but at the same time it wasnt
    human life is hard compared to the lifes of others out there have you ever thought about mabe its a test that if you dont pass you dont move on? think about it for a second look real hard at the bigger picture If your not finding meaning in your concious mind look elswhere

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    • Tekhed303:

      If you truely have the 'original' picture…please send it to the Kevin Smith Show.
      Kevin has a paranormal talk show and he was discussing this statue topic tonight.
      Just key in Kevin Smith Show in your search bar on your computer. On his website to the left of the page is a link to contact him.

  16. This may very wll be factual, but made to look as though it is a hoax. They want to slowly inform people without alarming them. So you put it out as a hoax to see what people's reaction woul be before you actually start hittin them with harder stuff and actually saying that it's true.

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  17. Haha. I needed a good laugh today! Not just from the article, but Eric and sheepleneedtowakeup's comments and a couple of others.

    How anyone can think this is real is beyond me. It's like that Simpsons episode.

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  18. it would be good if it was true but i thik it is little to good to be true but who knows maybe it is true… 😀

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  19. These days truth is in the eye of the beholder, so do not let the wings of your imagination flag as the wings of Icarus melted when he flew too high, for we cannot fly too high!! We shouldn't be bound by anything. A favorite hero of mine, Albert Einstein, said, "Imagination is the most importnt thing we have, without it, we wouldn't be curious about the world and universe around us."

    Let the wings of imagination take you, even Justice can feel the joy of being gullible in that sense, having the wonder, the awe, the majesty of the might and magic which can be conjured up in such flights of fancy that many great people such as Edison, DaVinci, Benjamin Franklin and so many other inventors have before us…to dream and bring our dreams into reality and fruition isn't really naive as much as it is noble.

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  20. Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa…are you perhaps SITTING on the North Pole? Because you've got something blocking your funny bone! DUH!! This is ENTERTAINMENT news – it's NOT supposed to be real…come back when you can laugh and until then…bite my Bat Boy! Ho Ho Ho!

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  21. Sos putos!
    Los governmentos quienes viene aca para escribir que no es real, cuando es, y todo de las gente necesiten saber que es verdad… Ellos prohibiden por eso estar en el tele. Hacen borrado los nombres del gente, y chuparme la pija. Tu concha es con mal olor hijo de puta, tu mama teine una pija mismo de vos.

    Goodluck translating the spanish 😉

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  22. Perhaps instead of immediately judging you should all sit with an open mind. If it's genuine.. something MASSIVE will come of it. If it's fake, then you'll probably never hear of it again.

    At this pivotal point in time with doom sayers and calendars telling us bad things. Humanity is being pushed to a point of acceptance, likely even silly acceptance through fear. Coincidences may be more than luck and fate…they might not be.

    Answers are rarely given when we desire.

    From one point, I hope it is real.. although common sense would dictate otherwise. 🙂
    Ultimately man does not know enough to judge things so readily – scientifically or spiritually and only an ignorant soul supports one and denies the other.

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  23. Some type of higher power must exist, be it God or whatever else one chooses to name this higher power.

    The universe & Earth itself couldn’t have just slowly grown from nothingness without the intervention of a highly advanced intelligence. Existence is FAR too complex & interconnected to be the result of mere chance & happenstance.

    I think God has just been misinterpreted by religious “leaders” aka fervent zealots over centuries upon centuries.

    I think advanced intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, Humanity just hasn't discovered it yet.

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    • If an intelligent being had to exist in order to create us, riddle me this… Who created the intelligent being. We perceive the concept of time based on the fact that we ourselves have a beginning, a middle and an end. For all we know, the universe could have been around forever, our brains just can't conceive the concept…

    • i think we are being observe by the alien and they might have an invisible mother ship elsewhere that we can't find out and see them.

  24. Would this not have made CNN and every other major news network is it was in fact true..? I would have thought this would be the story of the century!

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  25. in response to the comment about hearing it on the news……of course you wouldnt hear it on the news…..the news is there to create a world view based on maintaining the status quo……so obviously some celeb related mental drivial would take up the air time instead……either way, its an interesting thought to ponder, though im not entierly convinced myself

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  27. That "Statue from the moon" should have created a shade on the women's (in white suit) glove. But it didn't … that could be explaned by that – that god decided to change some physics laws … but infact he haven't done that so it means the phote is fake. If you need more prove look at the enlightment of the statue is different than the surroundings enlightment. And also statue in women's hands and statue at the right down corner are identical even by their shadows. Shame on the one, who edited this photo (by inserting an angel to it) an published it.

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  28. i think the government would not alow us to know if it is true so would not broadcast it, due to uncertanties of there own, the government are the people with the most power in the world, if japan is 10 or 20 years ahead of us average people of the u.s an u.k how far ahead is our own government. i belive we hav to make up our own minds an stop being slaves to the government just so we have just enuf money to eat and drink, this is not what life is about. there are abilities sientifecly proved like reiki, we only use 30% of our brain an i belive the govenment is dumbing us down so the rich can cary on living in lucsry, instead of every one being equal, (appart from criminals) i defantly belive aliens were missinterprated as gods along time ago, if u read the bibal an how it describes jesus being caryd up into the air it is uncany to a space ship, an many more ways to prove it, but it is up to the individual to find out the TRUTH in life.

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  29. Who knows, maybe we are from other planet. Our species maybe exist before 200,000 years ago. No one know…
    Ask your god…Maybe god is a Hologram transmit from our Great Great Ancestor Spaceship…
    See with your own eye…

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  30. Who knows, maybe we are from other planet. Our species maybe exist before 200,000 years ago. No one know…
    Ask your god…Maybe god is a Hologram transmit from our Great Great Ancestor Spaceship…
    See with your own eye…Tinker Bell Adopted by Alien…

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    • Angels….that too weeping…. Wow !!! …. any idea where can we find more of them on earth… ? i really want 1 (or may be 2)… 😀

  31. For all the skeptics who think this is fake can think what they want.. you'll be un prepared for anything that happens to us therefor you'll be the first ones to die with your modern comforts.. this statue i assure you is real.. the moon DID have an amosphere.. and earth supports life .. so why doesn't the moon? also you're not a sumerian you didn't see what the early humans did.. why also would that carve drawings of rockets going to space and people comming from the MOON? no one peroson has a logical answer cause you cant.. maybe the photo is fake but they found something up there that none of us can comperhend .. so people who think were safe here on earth and that were the only race living in this universe is ignorant and will most like die first if anything happens to us in an unearthly fashion!!!!! this statue is real..

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    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better tighten up that tinfoil hat Jimmy!! They're comin' for ya!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Folks this is real….When they decide to return, 90% of the majority of us are screwed and will die…prep, prey and lock and load….

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