CDC Warns: DON’T USE MASK FROM ‘THE MASK’
Amidst the panic surrounding pandemic COVID-19, Director of the CDC Dr. Robert Redfield declared that …
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PRODUCTION SUSPENDED ON CLINT EASTWOOD’S COOKING SHOW
“Go ahead, make my grub,” was intended as the slogan for Clint Eastwood’s cooking show, …
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THE SMART PENCIL IS HERE!
A SHARP IDEA. AN ENTERPRISING YOUNG MAN’S BRAINSTORM: THE WORLD’S BEST PENCIL. Nearly everything these …
BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results …
GIANT METEOR STEERS AWAY FROM EARTH
But is it good news or bad? In January, the Center for Mid-Space Study, an …
THE BRITS HAVE BEEN FAKING THEIR ACCENTS!
It’s been happening for decades. MAYBE for centuries! At Joseph McMormon’s Irish Tavern in Provo …
FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Bratty school kids can’t pull the wool over Amy Hanson’s eyes – because she has …
WOMAN REUNITED WITH LONG-DEAD SISTER
“THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE TO MEET HER,” SAYS HER LIVING SISTER. “AWKWARD.” 80-year-old family …
OLD BOARD GAME MAKES COMEBACK
Quarantine has silver-lining for longtime good-clean-fun provider Slam the Door! Americans of a certain age …
WWN THEME SONG
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the …