NEVER BEFORE TEACHINGS & ELECTRIFYING PROPHECIES JERUSALEM — In the mountains outside the city, archaeologists found fragments of a 2,000-year-old letter written by Jesus. Fourteen religious experts confirmed that the … READ MORE
CRITICS AGREE: “WTF?” For those of you who haven’t noticed, there are a lot of surreal movements lurking under the surface of The American Dream. One of them is the … READ MORE
Real rocks were involved—they were cavemen! Who invented rock and roll? Was it Chuck Berry? Ike Turner? Roy Brown? You’ll have to go back much further than that. Scientists digging … READ MORE
WASHINGTON — Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy … READ MORE
PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has championed the animals of the world. They pursue laws to have pets and livestock treated humanely. Over time, PETA has … READ MORE
“IT WOULD’VE BEEN TOO CRUEL,” SAYS HEAD ROBOT, “LIKE DROP-KICKING A KITTEN.” In June of 2019, the small, sluggish burg of Constant Falls, the government designated Georgia “Ground Zero” in … READ MORE
GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! … READ MORE
Is he in your world or are you in his? The world around you is filled with art. There are paintings in museums, songs coming out of headphones, movies on … READ MORE
New “woke” NFL rules are now taking effect! He’s 12’ 8” tall and weighs over 850lbs. Yes the NY Giants finally signed Justin Bunyon, who is a genuine giant. His … READ MORE
A comet, a meteor — or a sign of the Second Coming? JERUSALEM — Astronomers are trying to explain a bright new star that has appeared in the skies over … READ MORE