ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE
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THE TAO OF THE THREE STOOGES
The Tao Te Ching and the Three Stooges may seem like an unlikely pairing, but upon closer examination, it becomes clear that these two seemingly disparate sources of wisdom have … READ MORE
CAVEMEN INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE!
Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can … READ MORE
HOW TO TALK TO TIME-TRAVELERS
Are you nervous about talking to time-travelers? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here are some tips for making small talk with these mysterious beings from the past and future: … READ MORE
ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO!
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE
IN HOLLYWOOD, MONSTER MARRIAGE COUNSELING IS THE NEW “TREND!”
“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?” Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, … READ MORE
THE ALIEN SPECIES LIVING NEXT DOOR!
…sort of. What if I told you there’s an inter-dimensional co-species living in plain sight among us? Creatures thatwent unknown and unnoticed until the early 1800s. You know when you … READ MORE
