Skip to content
Weekly World News

Weekly World News

  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • SHOP
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT
  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • SHOP
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT

Headlines

ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK

January 12, 2023January 12, 2023 by Shirley Everglade

Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE

Categories Animals, Headlines, Mutants, Paranormal Tags animals, zombies

THE TAO OF THE THREE STOOGES

January 9, 2023 by Gerry Dorsey

The Tao Te Ching and the Three Stooges may seem like an unlikely pairing, but upon closer examination, it becomes clear that these two seemingly disparate sources of wisdom have … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags Stooges, Tao, Tao. Te Ching, The Three Stooges

CAVEMEN INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE!

January 7, 2023January 5, 2023 by Gerry Dorsey

Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Memeable Tags caveman, iphone, Neanderthal

PRINCE HARRY: HAIR

January 5, 2023 by Frank Lake
Categories Headlines, Memeable Tags hair, Heir, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, Royal Family

BIGFOOT LEARNING THE SAX

January 5, 2023January 4, 2023 by Frank Lake
Categories Headlines, Memeable Tags Bigfoot, jazz

HOW TO TALK TO TIME-TRAVELERS

January 4, 2023 by Erik Van Datiken

Are you nervous about talking to time-travelers? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here are some tips for making small talk with these mysterious beings from the past and future: … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Paranormal Tags how to talk, talking, Time travel, time traveling

ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO!

December 23, 2022 by Brick Rivers

“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Anti-Christmas, Bunnies, christmas, SWAT

IN HOLLYWOOD, MONSTER MARRIAGE COUNSELING IS THE NEW “TREND!”

December 8, 2022 by Brick Rivers

“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?”  Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants

THE ALIEN SPECIES LIVING NEXT DOOR!

November 7, 2022 by Flip Gibson

…sort of. What if I told you there’s an inter-dimensional co-species living in plain sight among us? Creatures thatwent unknown and unnoticed until the early 1800s. You know when you … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics Tags blurs, Politics, vote, voting

DINOSAURS FOUND ON MARS

October 4, 2022October 4, 2022 by Tap Vann

THERE’S life on Mars — and it’s enormous!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dinosaurs, mars, Mars Rover, phoenix, red planet, tyrannosaurus rex, weekly world news
Older posts
Page1 Page2 … Page404 Next →
Click For More News

GREATEST COVERS! 1st PRINT EDITION IN 15 YEARS! GET ‘EM WHILE THEY LAST!

Popular posts:

  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVILHOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
  • MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
  • WORLD'S BIGGEST BUTTWORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
  • HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPSHOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
  • PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
  • 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
  • 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS
  • 11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
  • TEACHER STIPS IN CLASSTEACHER STIPS IN CLASS

  • Horoscopes
  • Occult
  • Paranormal
  • Aliens
  • Mutants
  • Ed Anger
  • ABOUT WWN
  • Weekly World Newsletter
  • LICENSE
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Use
  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • CASEY ANTHONY TO POSE NUDE IN HUSTLER
  • WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
  • Bat Boy
  • GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH
  • HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT
©2023 Weekly World News
Next Page »