ARE YOU DATING A WITCH?
PROFESSOR SAYS THAT THERE ARE MORE HUMAN-WITCH COUPLES THAN YOU’D THINK. Professor Julio Chinchilla, holds up a copy of his new book, “That Voodoo That You Do To Me,” and … READ MORE
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BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK!
LEGENDARY ROCK BAND WAS BLONDSTRADAMUS!! The 1980 Blondie song, “Rapture,” hailed in its time as a pioneering hybrid of disco, New Wave, funk, and hip-hop, is now in the headlines again—this time … READ MORE
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB!
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in … READ MORE
HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS
OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that … READ MORE
NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN!
Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he … READ MORE
ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE
5 CELEBRITIES WITH BIGFOOT DNA
“Everyone has a little. The question is…how much?” In my Wurlitzer Prize-winning article “How to Tell if You’re a Clone” I introduced readers to 23&Me&Me&Me, a company using DNA to … READ MORE
WOMAN MARRIES PHONE
“Who Knows Me Better?” She Says A Maine woman says that she never had a good relationship—until the smartphone era. But the love connection that finally made her happy wasn’t … READ MORE
DID ABE LINCOLN FAKE HIS DEATH?
RECENT SIGHTINGS LEADS HISTORIAN TO SAY “PROBABLY.” April 15th, 2021 marked the 156th anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. Or did it? One scholar, who has viewed photographic evidence showing … READ MORE
HOLLYWOOD TO STREAM MOVIES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN!
Neurostream technology is here! Do your eyes get tired when you’re binge-watching all the seasons of Grace & Frankie? Does your head hurt when you watch The Simpsons on your … READ MORE