FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR!
Americans Finally Get The Guidance They Need On Salad Choices WASHINGTON D.C.- For the last …
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BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT
“WE BLAME CLIMATE CHANGE,” SAYS POLICE A 125,000 pound beached whale was discovered, today, in …
THE KEYS TO REOPENING – SAL DONATO
Sal and His Piano (With a Little Help From a Friend) Are Beginning to See the Light. …
WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA!
Rock-hard 88-year-old can kick butt! Great-grandmother Becky Thompson is in super shape – because she …
SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G
Get Ready For Speed! The big winner at this year’s Device and Technology Expo (DTE), …
HERE COMES KING KOW!
SAYS STUNNED DAIRY FARMER: “I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER.” When rumors starting …
LANA DEL REY’S NEW ALBUM “QUESTION FOR THE CULTURE”
Artists are always looking for new ways to get the word out about their latest …
READ MORELANA DEL REY’S NEW ALBUM “QUESTION FOR THE CULTURE”
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has …
TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing …
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION CASES IN U.S. ON THE RISE
SAYS EXPERT: “PEOPLE ARE OVERLOADING ON B.S.!” A recent poll taken by the Pew-Pew-Pew! Foundation …