MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE
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MULE ELECTED MAYOR
Townspeople from a small town in Upstate New York learned from experience that they couldn’t …
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian …
MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!”
AND HIS HOUSE IS EVEN WORSE! (EDITOR’S NOTE: WWN is publishing this story because the …
PAGE 5 HONEY – ANGELLA KATHERINE
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DELAWARE IS MISSING!
“By the time authorities noticed, the trail had gone cold.” The Federal Bureau of Investigation …
FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up …
GEORGIA HIRED THE WRONG POLL WORKERS!
Lead to to major vote count delays Weekly World News confirmed that vote-counting delays in …
ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN!
He’s No Longer “the BEST Golfer Ever“ He had 11 Holes-in-One In His First Round …
BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?!
Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the …