11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
PARIS – Aliens interbred with our ancestors more than 8,000 years ago and their extraterrestrial features are still evident in humans today.
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FIRE BREAKS OUT ON THE MOON!
WASHINGTON — Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy … READ MORE
GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH
NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did … READ MORE
THE BOYS ARE BACK!
On New Ramones Album, Even Death Can’t Slow Them Down! Ramones, Rocket From Russia (Lobotomy Records, 2022) To say that no one would have expected this is an understatement. Rocket From Russia (the title, … READ MORE
INFLATION MOVES 4/20 to 4/30
BIDEN TO MEXICO: DEVALUE PESO TO PRESERVE CINCO DE MAYO! Washington, D.C. – The Bureau of Labor Statistics sent out another warning today, due to inflation. National Marijuana Day has … READ MORE
PLANET CLAIRE IS REAL!
New wave flight of fancy suddenly turns true Astronomers working at the Wescott Observatory in Coconino County, Arizona, were recently tracking a series of meteors. “It was cloudy with a … READ MORE
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
March Madness Gets St. Peter Fired!
St. Peter, who is also known as the first Pope, was distracted as he was watching the latest St. Peter’s University NCAA basketball game. His job of course is to … READ MORE
STUCK! Help! She Can’t Get Out of Character!
Actors spend days, weeks, and even months taking on new roles—studying the people they are playing, learning how to imitate their mannerisms, tones, and posture, trying to bring the characters … READ MORE