JESUS’S SANDALS FOUND IN UTAH!
Religious Groups Fight for Ownership MOAB, UTAH — The lost Sandals of Jesus, missing for over 2,000 years, have been found! An intrepid Vatican treasure hunter stunned every biblical when … READ MORE
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U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES!
“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat … READ MORE
EARTH’S ROTATION IS SLOWING DOWN!
…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict … READ MORE
ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY!
Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns … READ MORE
GENERATION X-FILES?
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to … READ MORE
BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!
START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, … READ MORE
HUMAN BATTERY
Man Can Charge Phones In His Hand! Albert Andillo didn’t want his daughter Ana to have a smartphone. It was a battle that Andillo—like millions of other American parents—lost. “She’s … READ MORE
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK?
NEW FINDINGS WILL SHOCK YOU! How fast do you think? Is it true that the smarter a person is, the harder he is to understand? Here are some of the … READ MORE
11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
PARIS – Aliens interbred with our ancestors more than 8,000 years ago and their extraterrestrial features are still evident in humans today.