ALIENS LAND IN CHINA
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the …
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WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
DiVA Christian has the biggest butt in the world! OXFORD, MS – Diva Christian can’t …
BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!
Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local …
BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC!
What does HE have up his sleeve? When billionaire and former New York mayor Michael …
ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!
Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor …
ACTIVISTS PROTEST ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT TRADE
Animal Rights Activists Immobilize Downtown Los Angeles To Protest Worldwide Itty Bitty Elephant Trade Is …
PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam …
CHINA DIGGING TUNNEL TO THE U.S.!
THE GOVERNMENT FEARS A SECRET ATTACK. CIA spy satellite photos reveal that the Chinese have …
SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5
Weekly World News regularly reviews top tech releases. Major ChatStat updates tend to come like clockwork, …
TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN
They flipped for each other! TAMPA, FL – 28-yeard-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer …