GENIUS FARMER INVENTS “SCARE-SNOW”
Terrifying effigy keeps the crops safe Philip Olsen, a farmer near Galveston, Texas, saw a …
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ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR
“SHE’S BLOWING MY COVER!” HE EXCLAIMS Professor Emir Zolton has a problem, actually two: he’s …
VENDING MACHINE MAFIA EXPOSED!
On the surface, it looks like a collection of childish whims and cheap toys all …
IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS?
If your cat’s baffling behavior sometimes seems out of this world, there could be a …
NASCAR DRACULA!
Vampire on Wheels Wows Crowds! Ever since he was young, Count Alexandru Craioveanu had a …
EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN!
“WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping …
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CLONE
A practical guide to finding the “real you” They say everyone has a twin. A …
ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT
Gets Too Fat To Fly Home The quiet town of Newport, Vermont didn’t expect a …
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE IN A CULT
Many people around the world attend gatherings, community groups, religious services, or secret organizations even …
103-YEAR-OLD QUARANTINER EMERGES IN 2021
HE WENT INTO HIDING DURING THE SPANISH FLU OF 1918 John Cronley was just an …